hard to argue with

2 years ago by fossilesque to c/science_memes

Apytele 315 points 2 years ago
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prole 78 points 2 years ago

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

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Moops 50 points 2 years ago

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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socsa 8 points 2 years ago

I can certainly try

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dditty 2 points 2 years ago
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meldrik 52 points 2 years ago

Beautiful!

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FundMECFSResearch 50 points 2 years ago

hard to argue with

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Apytele 48 points 2 years ago
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Confused_Emus 9 points 2 years ago

How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.

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Apytele 4 points 2 years ago
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Flocklesscrow 4 points 2 years ago

Nice

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Localhorst86 17 points 2 years ago

I'm hard, argue with me

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MotoAsh 3 points 2 years ago
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Localhorst86 2 points 2 years ago

maybe next week.

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thefartographer 15 points 2 years ago

Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.

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jol 8 points 2 years ago

Eh, that's more akin to hacking God's messy creation that anything else.

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nichtburningturtle 24 points 2 years ago

What god may call a bug, we call a feature.

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jol 8 points 2 years ago path: 0 13002905 13003677 13004148 13006005, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 3
Apytele 2 points 2 years ago
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moistclump 158 points 2 years ago

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

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Visstix 44 points 2 years ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

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pfm 19 points 2 years ago

Hi-no-kids-five!

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Confused_Emus 13 points 2 years ago

How I do love that sweet, sweet expendable income.

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skulblaka 16 points 2 years ago

You guys have expendable income?

I can't complain too much, because I usually end each month with a couple hundred in pocket money, but one of the primary reasons I don't have kids is cause there's no way in hell I'm going to afford it. The $200ish a month that I waste on weed and video games are not going to afford diapers and daycare.

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Confused_Emus 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s not really that much, but it’s precisely for that reason that I know after paying for my own necessities, I can’t afford mini-mes. And let’s not even get started on the emotional baggage I picked up in childhood that keeps me convinced to this day it’s best to just not perpetuate a negative cycle my family seems stuck in.

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Matriks404 16 points 2 years ago

Reminder that you don't have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.

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doctordevice 10 points 2 years ago

In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).

Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don't have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I'd actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.

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M137 6 points 2 years ago

Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you've written and checking for errors.

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DragonTypeWyvern 15 points 2 years ago

Do you have a certificate saying that?

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pressanykeynow 5 points 2 years ago

I don't think "valid" is a proper word for someone's life. You don't have to be validated by anyone, you don't own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.

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where_am_i -3 points 2 years ago

And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you're also still valid.

In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn't. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I'd say, go ahead.

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johannesvanderwhales 142 points 2 years ago

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

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DJDarren 43 points 2 years ago

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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Rubanski 13 points 2 years ago

Amen

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_bcron 101 points 2 years ago

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

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Shou 45 points 2 years ago

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

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Narauko 66 points 2 years ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

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RandomVideos 76 points 2 years ago

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

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Kolanaki 62 points 2 years ago

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

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Montagge 22 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service

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fossilesque 13 points 2 years ago
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prex 18 points 2 years ago

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whoisearth 4 points 2 years ago

What's this a wild bertstrip?! I'll allow it lol

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thesporkeffect 6 points 2 years ago

I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It's a cycle of violence

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interdimensionalmeme 5 points 2 years ago

I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees

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Shareni 1 point 2 years ago path: 0 13011100 13012373, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
humblebun -8 points 2 years ago

No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east

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RandomVideos 4 points 2 years ago

I was talking about romanian men, not american ones

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scrubbles 1 point 2 years ago

Fuck off with the baiting.

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i_dont_want_to 72 points 2 years ago

I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

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thefartographer 86 points 2 years ago

A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.

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Dyskolos 25 points 2 years ago
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Nougat 15 points 2 years ago

... menstaurant.

Of note, this is a different kind of business from a menstruant.

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Shou 3 points 2 years ago

What? You mantruanting?

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jawa21 9 points 2 years ago
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Empricorn 4 points 2 years ago

If it's good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!

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thesporkeffect 17 points 2 years ago

If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately

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flamingo_pinyata 64 points 2 years ago

FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency

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style99 62 points 2 years ago

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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NielsBohron 8 points 2 years ago

I'd remove the religious implications and say "it's always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group"

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style99 26 points 2 years ago

I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.

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Disgracefulone 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah but then you don't get the point of "man in sky and evil guy beneath the ground not real" across

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NielsBohron 4 points 2 years ago

Believe me, I'm all for using religious imagery when it's appropriate for getting the point across. However, the whole point of OP's statement is lost if it's not made clear that religion itself is the primary source of this evil. Otherwise, "It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God," could just as easily mean "my god is right and yours is the devil."

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NielsBohron 1 point 2 years ago

Fair point, but using ambiguous religious language to convey the dangers of religion seems a bit open to misinterpretation, imo.

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fin 58 points 2 years ago

What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up

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odium 38 points 2 years ago

It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.

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Whelks_chance 39 points 2 years ago

Female presenting profile pic, we don't actually know anything about the human who typed it

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odium 45 points 2 years ago

They call themselves a "transformed wife" and, living in Texas, I've met enough of the self proclaimed evangelical trad wife types to know that there are plenty of deeply brainwashed women who hold these beliefs and would agree with this post.

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mosiacmango 7 points 2 years ago

Yup. It's an old and indeed legitimate tweet.

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queermunist 4 points 2 years ago

I am convinced that it's a fetish.

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half_fiction 12 points 2 years ago

She's made videos and written books full of this vile bullshit. So we know she's all too real, unfortunately. She exists in the Christian Fundamentalist influencer corner of the internet, which is about as fun as it sounds. Google "Transformed Wife."

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cheers_queers 2 points 2 years ago

we do though. she has a YouTube channel. she's a disgusting vile piece of shit who beat her kids from the time they were babies and tells other parents to do the same. as well as promoting rape culture, rigid gender roles, etc.

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GojuRyu 16 points 2 years ago

If you look her up you will see that this is one of her more tame takes unfortunately. At least this is not about her views on women’s place in marriage or the rights a husband supposedly has to their wives body, regardless of consent. I can’t help but feel a little sad for her though. From her recounting of her life it sounds like she married a man she didn’t love because that’s what she was supposed to do. After over a decade of miserable marriage she broke and saw it as her duty to be servile in all things to a man she was never really attracted to and convinced herself that happiness is to live that submissive life in deference to a man in all things. If it was the story of someone who got out and found a life outside those oppressive beliefs it would be a cautionary tale, but she sees it as the recipe for a good biblical life.

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tfw_no_toiletpaper 4 points 2 years ago

Same vibe as the Stockholm-Syndrome

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where_am_i -9 points 2 years ago

No, it makes it zero disgusting. It's a person making a passionate calling. She simply calls for others to follow their steps, she's a woman and a mother, and believes everything she says, and is probably happy and fulfilled and is wishing that to others.

You seem to be triggered af by literally everything and can't see when someone's heart is in the right place regardless of whether you agree with them or not.

Maybe that snowflake term your older generation used was correct. Cuz, frankly, you guys act like a bunch of rebellious teenagers. Kinda cringe.

Oh, I'm an atheist, feminist, child-free, I don't have a tweeter, and where I live abortions are legal. And you're cringe even to me.

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Iron_Lynx 38 points 2 years ago

I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?

This is your logic, woman!

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prole 12 points 2 years ago

I mean, unironically... from an evolutionary pov, yeah kind of. I don't know specifics about how hands evolved, but knuckles seem to be shaped a certain way for reasons. I imagine big, boney knuckles was a trait that got successfully passed down due to its usefulness.

I am not an evolutionary biologist, so I could be wrong. Evolution is weird and counterintuitive sometimes.

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django 15 points 2 years ago

Hands are fragile, they were created to hold tools. Like a stone. Stones are for hitting, not your poor fragile hands.

If you use a stone, you can still play the piano or paint your favorite landscape afterwards.

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Ultraviolet 6 points 2 years ago

Kicking is our natural unarmed attack. Still a last resort compared to throwing rocks or whacking with sticks though. We evolved from ancestors who already used tools to defend themselves.

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xthexder 4 points 2 years ago

If you look at how Gorillas kind of walk around on their fists, it definitely makes sense that there's some evolutionary benefit to the knuckle shape. It doesn't have to be related to hitting things either. It's easiest to support yourself with a straight wrist, like if you're holding a branch, vs putting your palm flat is a lot more stress on your wrist.

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dragonfucker -3 points 2 years ago

Drag has fingers that are just the right size to shove up a huge cloaca. Does this mean drag was created for the purpose of giving handjobs to dragons? Yes, yes it does. And drag is happy with drag's purpose.

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OwlPaste 4 points 2 years ago

Name checks out

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NigelFrobisher 38 points 2 years ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

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FlyingSquid 33 points 2 years ago

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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humble_pete_digger -25 points 2 years ago

Serious question.

Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That's normal::: spoiler spoiler

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absentbird 20 points 2 years ago

I think they're advocating that women can choose for themselves what kind of person to be, and the fact their bodies are capable of gestating new humans doesn't obligate them to do so.

It's sort of like how the fact a man's body may be capable of entertaining others by dressing their penis up in a tiny coat and hat doesn't mean we should bully an entire gender into making that the purpose of their existence, nor does it mean we're advocating for a world without sharp dressed dicks.

Let people live their lives based on who they are, not the abilities of their genitals.

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humble_pete_digger -3 points 2 years ago

Noone has to do anything.
But there seems to be a sustained campaign against having kids.
Imo This is just fighting against the natural way of life.

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absentbird 4 points 2 years ago

Noone has to do anything.

The original tweet essentially said that all women have a mission from God to use their bodies to make babies. At the very least it's a value judgment on how women live their lives.

There seems to be a sustained campaign against having kids.

I have never encountered this. There is absolutely a sustained campaign for bodily autonomy, and for the acceptance of people who choose not to reproduce; but I haven't encountered anyone talking like the original tweet, saying women have a mission from God to not have kids or something.

This is just fighting against the natural way of life.

Here we go again with imposing judgements on people who don't reproduce. I feel like that's the bigger 'sustained campaign' in this conversation. The natural way of life changes over time, it used to be natural to die young from a bacterial infection, or to have your village sacked by marauders. We don't need to have the same pressures to keep reproduction high as in the past. Populations are still increasing, but people are out here blaming women for not doing it faster? Just take a breath, it's going to be okay.

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sweetpotato 8 points 2 years ago

What exactly did they say that made you draw this conclusion? I'm so curious

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FlyingSquid 8 points 2 years ago

Just FYI, my wife has two masters degrees and still was able to get pregnant, give birth and help raise a child with me afterward. So apparently it is possible for women to have advanced university degrees and have kids.

Incidentally, my mother also has two masters degrees, so apparently that was also possible in the 1970s without the population crashing.

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humble_pete_digger -3 points 2 years ago

Nobody says it's impossible.
And my wife has a college degree and has no impetus to work at all.

Her sister has masters and doesn't want to work either .
Riddle me that

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FlyingSquid 5 points 2 years ago

You seem to think suggesting women get advanced degrees means we also think people shouldn't have babies.

Also, you seem to be making some stupid "women don't want to work" claim which is just nonsense.

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Asafum 29 points 2 years ago

"God created you..."

Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

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Hellsfire29 27 points 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

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AFC1886VCC 26 points 2 years ago
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mEEGal -19 points 2 years ago

agreed, some progressists as well though

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dragonfucker 25 points 2 years ago

Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

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anarchrist 12 points 2 years ago

That's actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

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MrsDoyle 24 points 2 years ago

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

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jaschen 4 points 2 years ago

Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.

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Vilian 4 points 2 years ago

They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that's harder tho

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jaschen 1 point 2 years ago

Korea isn't as bad as Japan when it comes to their immigration. But somehow Korea is even worse birth rate than Japan.

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Underwaterbob 3 points 2 years ago

I think you'll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don't enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.

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logicbomb 23 points 2 years ago

If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don't think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

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OwlPaste 15 points 2 years ago

Roll over and die, no other purpose

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DragonTypeWyvern 8 points 2 years ago

Conservative cope atm is arguing that menopause exists to aid child rearing, aka "the grandmother hypothesis"

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Shou 3 points 2 years ago

Post-menopausal orca's pimp out their sons. Imagine your mum being your finman.

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mathias_freire 23 points 2 years ago

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

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Honytawk 18 points 2 years ago

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thesporkeffect 4 points 2 years ago

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

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sirico 2 points 2 years ago

Toilet phone gang posters!

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peanutyam 21 points 2 years ago

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

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Classy 17 points 2 years ago

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/...

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lennivelkant 10 points 2 years ago

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

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qjkxbmwvz 17 points 2 years ago

Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism --- we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

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Imgonnatrythis 17 points 2 years ago

By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!

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AI_toothbrush 16 points 2 years ago

Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it

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boreengreen 17 points 2 years ago

I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.

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anarchrist 1 point 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure there's a Netflix doc about two of those guys.

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AVincentInSpace 2 points 2 years ago

you would be shocked at how many women unironically believe that men are perpetually horny and that that is the source of most if not all of society's ills

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socsa 14 points 2 years ago

No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

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karl_chungus 13 points 2 years ago
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jupyter_rain 10 points 2 years ago

My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?

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Buddahriffic 8 points 2 years ago

Wait, so does this God create everyone or do women create everyone?

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Shou 3 points 2 years ago

Is god womban?

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Sam_Bass 8 points 2 years ago

women. fellow human beings, if anything are meant to be equals and partners in the life experience. expecting subservience is an insult

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Shou -1 points 2 years ago

Then come be a bitch boy too. We're all getting railed by capitalism here.

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leadore 7 points 2 years ago

So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

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beefbot 5 points 2 years ago

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

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Hathaway 22 points 2 years ago

Did you censor sphincter?

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cadekat 8 points 2 years ago

And dick?

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beefbot 4 points 2 years ago

Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there

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cadekat 5 points 2 years ago

It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!

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beefbot -2 points 2 years ago

Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

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nomous 7 points 2 years ago

You can curse online, nobody will tell. It's a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.

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beefbot -1 points 2 years ago

Cool criticism bro

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daniskarma 3 points 2 years ago

Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.

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Awesomo85 2 points 2 years ago

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

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ininewcrow 2 points 2 years ago

Men look at their bodies and choose to only think with their dick

I should know, I'm a man

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4oreman 1 point 2 years ago

both are wrong ; god didn't create either of them ; satan did.

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lowleveldata 1 point 2 years ago

TBF the first person didn't say anything about severing men

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Sundial 21 points 2 years ago

The message of a woman's greatest purpose in life is for reproduction is from men. The women who repeat this message are the ones who are conditioned to also think this way. It's a tool to manipulate women into becoming the "submissive housewife" so many men fantasize about.

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ICastFist 13 points 2 years ago

Submissive housewife is just property in the eye of the husband. "My property, I do whatever I want with it", which also sounds eerily like slave ownership. It's dehumanizing and women might often not be aware of that.

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lowleveldata 2 points 2 years ago

That's bullshit. One can brainwash women that their purpose is reproduction out of all kind of motivations. For example, some elderly will tell that lie to keep the young at bay while they don't necessarily believe it themselves. Another example, some religious people will say the same thing. Because they are stupid.

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dragonfucker 1 point 2 years ago

To be fair, women with breasts, ovaries, and uteri are perfectly capable of being impregnated by a submissive pre-hrt trans girl. Perhaps cis women were created by Prometheus for the purpose of breeding submissive transbians

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queermunist 4 points 2 years ago

HRT doesn't necessarily make you completely sterile! Still use protection!

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Seleni 2 points 2 years ago

Not in this post, true, but in pretty much all her other ones.

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Manmoth -10 points 2 years ago

Men and Women are different.

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noxy 9 points 2 years ago

instance checks out

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AVincentInSpace 4 points 2 years ago

in what way

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Infinite 0 points 2 years ago

bobs and vagene?

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match 1 point 2 years ago

not all men and women

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