I literally cannot think of a better punchline
Edit: See it for yourself
I literally cannot think of a better punchline
Edit: See it for yourself
Open to malicious actors, because of all the bugs.
Linux has way more CVEs: https://lore.kernel.org/linux-cve-announce/
(Partially because they don't respect CVEs and assign CVEs to everything)
Measuring number of CVEs is not a great metric anyway.
Linux is open source, so people can find more things wrong with it and fix it.
It just means that Linux users and developers are more diligent in finding and removing vulnerabilities.
unfucking believable... they are saying the quiet part out lout now
the least private operating system
Embrace, extend, and extinguish. They literally documented it as being their strategy. Now the justice department is chasing Google who despite being bad, at least provides enough source code where people have created privacy-focused derivatives of Android. I'd much rather see them go after Microsoft first but the government relies on Microsoft, and Microsoft relies on our tax dollars going to the government so they can get them.
Kill Google, kill Apple, kill Meta, kill Amazon. I'm not sure whether killing Apple is necessary - despite their problems, they at least have an honest business model (of profiting off a cult). I think yes, split them too.
Decided then.
And that round building of theirs should be demolished, only Apple fans can think it looks futuristic.
I'd say Apple is just a step or two behind on that.
One most important to murder is Microsoft.
Since Satya Nadella became CEO, Microsoft has advertised itself as a pro-opensource company despite never open sourcing its primary consumer-facing products like Windows & Edge. This initially attracted a lot of open source developers that Microsoft gladly hired, to turn around and turn their OS into a spyware organization.
Microsoft learned that if they collected a bunch of data and shared it with the intelligence agencies, while making their OS a telemetry warehouse that tracks nearly everything you do, then they'd be able to attract and onboard the entire US government while making it nearly impossible for them to switch away in the future. At this point forensic companies aren't shy that Windows is the worst choice for privacy.
Bitch I can't even find basic settings cuz they are so hidden in sub menus
I'm no programmer or UX designer but I can imagine what a mess things are on the dev side
As an admin it gets so much worse. Twice a year your admin portal gets renamed, redesigned, merged with and/or split from another one, or removed, and all those changes are done halfway.
Which means some settings are only on the old version and others only on the new. Then the old one is discontinued even though the new one doesn't have all its functions, yet.
So you completely rely on Powershell. But wait, there's 2 incompatible versions of it now.
I'm currently thinking about a career change, after reading in Microsoft's official documentation that you need to install the new version of Powershell, import the beta version of several commandlets and then run a long script provided by them, only to keep every user on your org from creating their own Teams teams.
And their newest feature is allowing every user to put in their credit card info and buy MS products on the company domain without running it by IT. It's called "self service", enabled by default, and you have to click on a slider to disable it individually for every. single. product. Microsoft. offers.
Jesus Christ.
I've been doing linux admin and honestly I haven't been looking back. My breaking point was Microsoft pushing a kb that rebooted domain controllers for no reason.
I still remember the update that sent domain controllers into a bootloop.
That was fun!
And the one that bluescreened all Windows servers.
No, the other one!
Oh, and the one that did an in-place-upgrade by itself, then locked your server cause it wasn't licensed for the new OS version.
I love how this doesn't even begin to cover bad kbs ms pushed out. The fact that windows admins think testing updates before deploying them is a routine operation that should always be done boggles my mind.
Oh, and the one that did an in-place-upgrade by itself, then locked your server cause it wasn't licensed for the new OS version.
Wasn't that primarily an issue with a third party software? And the server shouldn't be locked by now since I believe you get a trial period of a few months. Our servers didn't upgrade to 2025 but we use WSUS.
Or are you talking about something older?
And their newest feature is allowing every user to put in their credit card info and buy MS products on the company domain without running it by IT. It’s called “self service”, enabled by default, and you have to click on a slider to disable it individually for every. single. product. Microsoft. offers.
LMAO that is a special kind of pathetic
It's maddening, cause it's so blindingly obvious what went on in their minds when they implemented it that way.
"If just 0.1% of the users do that, it'll make us $XX million. Can you design a popup for it that we can show all users when they open Teams?"
It tells me as an admin that the software I manage as my career isn't designed to be useful anymore. It's only designed to extract the maximum amount of money.
It also tells me it's time to get off this ride, cause Microsoft is evidently pushing towards a future where they administer the system, not me.
What the hell‽ Also who would buy Microsoft products for work with their own card‽
When one backdoor closes, three more open.
The goatse OS, if you will
Shit, I came here to say the same.
Your computer: a yawning maw
We: watch
I did not need that image in my head right now
What about later? Around noon, maybe 1 in the afternoon?
!RemindMe (4 hours)
Most open for frustration. Most open for ads. Most open for taking away control from the user.
Trust me, in a few years windows will be a monthly subscription, still filled with ads and no control over your own pc. Windows 10 will turn to a yearly subscription already. 30 dollars per year per pc for security updates. Office is already subscription based. Companies smell money, want to turn everything to a subscription.
Windows 360¹ will cost 30 bucks a year (adjusted for inflation) and will automatically upgrade you to the latest version of Windows as soon as it comes out. Additional benefits include improved security by blocking non-Store software and having your OS settings managed by Microsoft – Windows 360 will even automatically restore them if they should end up getting changed, e.g. if Recall somehow ends up disabled.
¹ Not to be confused with Windows 365, which is an entirely different thing.
So nice of them to manage my settings, even restore them when I changed any. Blocking non-store software is also great, forcing people to use the store is something Apple has done forever and totally doesn't create a monopoly position and never restricts access or anything...
Paying money to give them total control. Are you fucking kidding me. They can shove an entire mid-tower pc case up their asses, lube is only on a subscription base available (1 drop of lube for just 7,99 per month, or 3 drops for a premium subscription of just 18,99 per month!)
These days I'd say Microsoft is getting even worse then Apple with extorting their customers.
I doubt microsoft will force consumers to pay, but that could happen to business.
edit: italics instead of bold.
Damn, I fucking hate the word "consumer". It sounds like people are eating their pcs.
You don't? Really nice with some basil.

It sounds like people are eating their pcs.
Can we find a way to monetize this practice?
Windows365 is close to release. Subscription based OS without local storage. Not just for businesses.
Didn't they call it "the most secure" a while ago?
Why are they allowed to openly lie?
In the case of marketing, it's just considered an opinion, mostly because if anything like that is ever put forth to a Judge, there's 900 odd ways to loophole it.
"We meant our assholes, your honor; as open as they come."
"We meant uhm... accepting."
It could be called puffery. A claim so ridiculous that no reasonable person would consider it a claim
and for those few things they're not allowed to lie about they pull out every trick in the book to come as close to lying as possible without outright doing it.
And even when they are not on paper, they are in fact.
Their official marketing is to call Windows 11 "the most secure version of Windows ever" or something along those lines. They definitely use "the most secure" in their marketing, but I think they do it in a way where it is only in reference to previous consumer versions of Windows if you actually parse out what is being said.
Right after that slide the guy is talking about how Microsoft is "committed to remaining the most reliable and secure platform"...
Yeah they're all full of shit
Open windows with no screens to keep the bugs out.
Open to what exactly..?
OPEN TO WHAT!?
Open to advertisers
Everyone but the user.
Open to data collection opportunities
They're probably talking about their customers opening their wallets
That's how you cool down the modern cpu.
What they actually say in the video is that they are open to developers making software for their platform.
They pretend like they are the nice people, by providing decent development tools, with which to create.
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So that's why it says 'get your ass to Mars'...
Most open to "enhancing your operating system experience with special offers and promotional materials"!
Viruses? Malware? Hackers?
Most open to making money at the expense of security.
"“What they were telling me was counterintuitive to everything I’d heard at Microsoft about ‘customer first,’” Harris said. “Now they’re telling me it’s not ‘customer first,’ it’s actually ‘business first.’”
DiCola, Harris’ then-supervisor, told ProPublica the race to dominate the market for new and high-growth areas like the cloud drove the decisions of Microsoft’s product teams. “That is always like, ‘Do whatever it frickin’ takes to win because you have to win.’ Because if you don’t win, it’s much harder to win it back in the future. Customers tend to buy that product forever.”
Who in their right mind would ever think that any publicly traded company is consumer first? Their only goals are short term profit followed long term profits. Everything else is in pursuit of those two things.
enshitification cycle: First good for customers, then they abuse their customers in favour of their business customers, then they abuse those businesses to claw back everything for themselves.
They are on step 2.
I had just hit the button on a recording session last night, and a fucking full page "ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE EOL OF WINDOWS 10!!" (paraphrased) popped up over my DAW. Yeah, I'm prepared alright Microsoft. I've got a flash drive with Linux ready to install if you keep pulling shit like this. It's going to suck because a lot of audio software developers are garbage with Linux support, but if Windows is just as garbage, there's no reason not to migrate.
Go DAWless. Buy a Synthstrom Deluge for example. Still need a DAW for recording and mastering though :/ I wish there was Ableton for Linux. "-if you keep pulling shit like this" I can tell you without a doubt they are just going to intensify shit like this instead of stopping. I'm thinking of switching my main pc to Linux and use my old win10 pc disconnected for DAW. No viruses and hackers when there's no internet. No Microsoft ads either.
I've got an Oxi One and go "DAWless" occasionally, but I find it very limiting compared to what can be done in a DAW. I just have to hope Reaper works well in Linux. MIDI routing and what-not is pretty fickle with some of my hardware, now. (Not to mention some software that doesn't work at all in Linux, like Korg's dinosaurific software used to edit NTS-3 settings and patches.) It's a bit terrifying to think what's going to happen with an entirely new OS.
Don't get me started on Korg software 🤦
Haha! I was not prepared. I got an NTS-3 recently, and Korg's own software wouldn't recognize it if it wasn't in the first ten MIDI devices in Windows. I had to delete MIDI devices until it got low enough on the list. The 10-MIDI device limit hasn't been a thing for, uhh, decades? I was planning on coding some LogueSDK, but the initial experience has killed almost all desire I have to do that anymore.
If I could make a suggestion, try already swapping to FOSS while ok windows to make the transition to linux easier on yourself. That is what I did, and it did wonders to help me become better acclimated to Linux.
You could also see if you can run DAW on a VM in Linux or see if your software is supported with WINE. That way you could potentially just run the windows application in Linux without a VM. Most of the time, a "Silver" rating is enough, but a "Gold" rating or above is recommended.
You don't want to run a DAW in wine or VM. Also, I'm familiar with Linux environment, I just can't live without Directory Opus (mainly) which is a big reason for not switching my main OS away from windows. Also, I've had loads of issues working with my NAS from Linux. In Windows network drives are just visible, in Linux not. Getting access has been a major pain, mostly I haven't been able to get it running with my RasPi. Every time I try a tutorial online I do every step exactly as shown but the result is always different and I get errors no one else ever had (unable to find a solution).
DOpus is one thing I can't really understand why is not ported yet. It comes from Amiga anyway, I understand they might have done a lot of OS-dependent things since moving to Windows, but it should be doable, no?
You may be interested in Wine compatibility of DOpus https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=7453
Reaper is my DAW of choice, actually. I haven't tried it in Linux, though.
Yeah, it's pretty stupid my machine isn't capable of running 11. It's a fairly modern machine. AMD 5600X, RTX 3080. 32gb of RAM. I guess it might just be some bios setting I'd need to change to make it compatible, but I have heard precisely nothing about 11 that makes me want to actually do that. Hopefully Microsoft will follow their trend and 12 will actually be good. I doubt it, though.
Mine went bye-bye a while ago.
I initially installed linux on an additional smaller ssd. I recently set out to swap that setup around, so that windows gets to be on the smaller drive.
Except that after moving Endeavour to the big ssd... I just didn't bother with setting up windows again. Haven't needed it yet.
For audio specifically you might find FreeBSD easier to set up. As a DAW, not as a desktop in general.
ALSA+PulseAudio\Pipewire+JACK are kinda messy compared to newpcm+JACK .
Well, the PC isn't used only as a DAW, so I might still need Linux as opposed to FreeBSD. I've been running some form of Linux for a long time, now. I've never tried FreeBSD. Don't even know what it is, actually.
Well, the PC isn’t used only as a DAW, so I might still need Linux as opposed to FreeBSD. I’ve been running some form of Linux for a long time, now.
If you're of the "advanced user" kind, you might find it easier to use than Linux - cleaner, much better documentation, ports collection, ZFS without pain or any combination of GEOM classes with UFS (which has snapshots here btw). It's a different OS, but a very pleasant one. Same X (or Wayland), same applications, etc.
One can also use Linux emulation with CentOS 7 or Rocky Linux 9 environment for Linux binaries.
Don’t even know what it is, actually.
It's a descendant of BSD, and things like Ultrix and SunOS 4 were BSD, so one can say it's the most commonly used thing of what feels like Unix today (after Linux).
OK, I think this reads like sales text.
Haha! No, I understand. I rave about something I like, too, and then immediately feel like a salesperson or something. I'm not a power user exactly, but I can usually figure things out pretty quickly and have no trouble typing commands into a terminal and slinging a little code. I'll have to look into what kind of audio people are doing in Linux and see where it takes me.
They didn't say to whom it was open.
For whom would it be the most open operating system?
By what definition would it be more open to advertisers and data brokers?
This just reinforced my will to continue with the linux evangelization.
Windows, now without curtains!
We, at least in the US, are living in a "post factual" world. So this makes perfect sense. Like when my kid was small and everytime he thought he "lost" at something he would declare it Opposite Day. Fuck it, why not? M$ being the most open OS makes no sense, so it makes total sense. War is Peace^tm^
In a void, anything can the "The most ____"
Open as in most leaks?
What is this from?
Edit: https://ignite.microsoft.com/...
Yup actually a thing. Thank you to OP who linked to it in another comment thread

Alt universe where MS went full fossy, the event focused on rolling release called "Open Windows".
Their version of the Recall is called "Skylight" and is an extension of their full local AI "Peephole", for which a lot of companies pay specific licencing fees of the input data it is trained on (depending on their needs & quality of selection).
Their search engine "Periscope" got some heat lately for giving users the option to display sponsored generic links.
It would be so interesting to see a company thrive, which actually keeps their initial motivations intact.
Sad to see people fall for the greedy ways of pleasing investors and chasing trends..
Would be very interesting to have an actual example of a nice megaco (if that is even possible)
OpenWindows is not that. OpenWindows is the best thing ever with OpenLook. I'd really want OpenLook for 64bit Intel
Lul, I remember about this, never had a PowerPC tho.
SPARC
I mean, there are open things about it. As in - TCP/IP is open. APIs to develop Windows programs are open.
In the same way as Solaris, HP/UX, Digital Unix and something else were open. Except Sun would even send OS sources in addition to documentation to customers interested in optimizing something they'd do, or so I've heard.
But the "most open" thing looks like 2003 "get the facts" style propaganda, except back then they had technical competencies, now it's purely the oligopoly.
Open to everything except the concept of unix.
Calibri isn’t strong enough in it’s convictions to be Helvetica. It can’t even offer a fight against the hard utilitarianism of Arial. It’s rounded corners and varying thickness show up terribly on anything but the highest resolution screens, where it still isn’t good, and it makes me feel the same way that CRT monitors did when I put my hand up to them. You know the feeling, that crusty, fuzzy, buzzy feeling that you swear you could taste.
A nasty font, it can absolutely go fuck itself.
what are your thoughts about Inter?
More of an AC Milan man myself, or at least I was back in their 90s heyday. I don't really follow the Serie A that much these days 😛
My favourite font is Apple San Francisco, but Inter is the closest font I’ve found that I can actually use in my projects. Along with an option to switch to Open Dyslexic of course!
Mine is Cantarell (GNOME default font) even though I use KDE Plasma.
Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would've switched years ago...
Anal surgeons also like to beg and to differ.
Anal surgeons
..that's not a thing that exists.. Right? RIGHT?!
It's a poetic name different professions can use sometimes.
See also: one of the least successful Frank Zappa albums
I disagree. Holding your hands like this is just a good way to not stand still.
Using this kind of open stance, from my experience, makes presenting easier and makes me more confident.
But yes, presenting peeps from BigEvilCo make it way worse.
The most open for malware
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