They're DONUT HOLES

2 years ago by PugJesus to c/microblogmemes

NoForwardslashS 82 points 2 years ago

To be honest, they should be called "Donut Plugs"

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Bassman27 31 points 2 years ago

Mouth beads

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joshchandra 4 points 2 years ago

But then 5 of them would need to be connected in a line, right?

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anomnom 2 points 2 years ago

And oral beads would be more accurate

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LogicalDrivel 11 points 2 years ago

Donut bungs.

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Peppycito 5 points 2 years ago

Donut swarf.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 years ago

Make sure yours are flared before you eat them or they could get stuck

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javiwhite 67 points 2 years ago

In the UK these are called doughnuts.

The presence of a hole isnt a pre-requisite to being deemed a doughnut here.

Calling something that has zero holes a 'donut hole', will absolutely have a local refer to you as a doughnut tho...

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Kolanaki 25 points 2 years ago

It's called a doughnut hole because it's implied to be the piece of dough that was punched out to make a regular circular doughnut that has a hole in it.

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javiwhite 30 points 2 years ago

Oh I understand that. I was just being facetious; my point was more to do with the definition of a hole, and how it's used here to describe something that definitely is not a hole.

If we're pedantic, then the doughnut hole is the middle bit of the original doughnut, now that this part has been punched out.

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FauxLiving 5 points 2 years ago

Doughnuts are typically made from a straight piece of dough shaped into a circle, not a hole punched.

Doughnut holes are usually just bits of the dough, prior to forming into a circle, that's cut up and fried

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Microplasticbrain 7 points 2 years ago
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moakley 1 point 2 years ago

WHAT.

You mean they don't have a donut hole puncher that punches out the hole??

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h3mlocke 1 point 2 years ago

šŸ™

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garbagebagel 4 points 2 years ago

But how do you differentiate between a doughnut ( o ) and a doughnut o. I'd be so pissed if I asked for a doughnut and someone handed me this tiny shit.

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javiwhite 6 points 2 years ago

One without a hole is a doughnut. One with is a doughnut ring.

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macaw_dean_settle -5 points 2 years ago

The nut in the word is to already show that it is in a nut shape. So it would be doughball and doughnut.

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javiwhite 3 points 2 years ago

What part of the UK are they called doughballs? ive never heard them called that.

Only reference I can think of is Pizza express' dough balls, but they're a savoury dough ball rather than sweet like a doughnut.

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Grandwolf319 56 points 2 years ago

Tim bits is what we use in Canada

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SchmidtGenetics 11 points 2 years ago

What? They’re donut holes, Timbits is only from Tim hortons, that’s a trademark name.

It would be like calling all breakfast sandwiches McMuffins dude.

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skozzii 49 points 2 years ago

Show a Canadian this picture, ask them what it is, and you will get a 99.9% answer of Tim bits.

You may be technically correct, but you're wrong. Lol.

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T0RB1T 1 point 2 years ago

Guess I'm the 0.1%

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SchmidtGenetics -18 points 2 years ago

Sure, let’s go down to McDonald’s and get ā€œtimbitsā€.

That was because tim hortons was the only place for a while, that’s stopped being the case about a decade ago when other places started offering them too.

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lobut 25 points 2 years ago

I know what you're saying but at the same time, I'm living in the GTA. Everyone I know calls them timbits, correctly or incorrectly.

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Spicy_Canada_Dry 5 points 2 years ago
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IrateAnteater 35 points 2 years ago

I've never once heard anyone ever refer to them as anything other than "Timbits", just as I've never heard anyone ask me to pass them a "facial tissue", and I've never heard of "hook and loop fastener" shoes. The word got genericized.

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SchmidtGenetics -22 points 2 years ago

That was because Tim’s was the only place, that’s since been changed a decade ago and hasn’t been the case since then.

It’s not a genericized term like Kleenex and escalator, sorry.

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iAmTheTot 24 points 2 years ago

In every place I've been to in Canada and every to every Canadian I've known, yes it is.

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IrateAnteater 16 points 2 years ago

It is in Canada. You show any Canadian the picture in this post, and they will tell you it's a timbit.

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Luci 22 points 2 years ago

Sorry dude, they're timbits

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SchmidtGenetics -12 points 2 years ago

A decade ago when Tim’s was the only place that had them sure, thats changed since.

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Luci 24 points 2 years ago

Nope. Timbits.

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flicker 20 points 2 years ago

Or all hook and loop, velcro.

Or all cotton swabs, q-tips.

Or all face tissues, kleenex.

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GiveOver 17 points 2 years ago

There's plenty of examples of trademark names being used generically. Coke, hoover, Jacuzzi

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AngryishHumanoid 14 points 2 years ago

Bullshit, I've never directly asked my drug dealer for coke, we use code words.

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GiveOver 10 points 2 years ago

Coincidentally my drug dealer's code word for me is hoover

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SchmidtGenetics -12 points 2 years ago

Which isn’t the case with donut holes, it used to be because Tim hortons was the only place, that’s stopped being changed over a decade ago.

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GiveOver 9 points 2 years ago

I'm just happy that the meme is joking about Brits yet the only people arguing in the comments are Canadians

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Peppycito 12 points 2 years ago

They're called 'timbits' to honour the founder who died in a horrific car accident. All that was left of him were bits of Tim.

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TowardsTheFuture 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah that’s stupid that’d be like calling printable camera film a Polaroid. NO ONE would EVER do that!!!

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Revan343 10 points 2 years ago

Or like calling all facial tissue "kleenex"

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rtxn 8 points 2 years ago

Let me photoshop this picture of a kleenex to look like it's stuck to a velcro strip...

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BackgrndNoize 5 points 2 years ago

Google, xerox, velcro, escalator are all trademark names as well, but people use them in a general sense. Sometimes trademark names become so popular that they get used in a general way, I don't know what's confusing you, this is a fairly common phenomenon

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bobs_monkey 43 points 2 years ago

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Venus_Ziegenfalle 17 points 2 years ago

I think you could even convince English people that "merry fizzlebombs" and "upsy stairsies" are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with "breaddystack" or "rickedy-pop" if you play your cards right.

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vithigar 2 points 2 years ago

I'll come up the apples and have a butchers, but if you're telling porkies then there's gonna be some argy bargy.

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Venus_Ziegenfalle 3 points 2 years ago

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Illecors 1 point 2 years ago

None of these would surprise me given ij baby/toddler context!

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JAPJER 1 point 2 years ago

The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.

Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.

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Spicy_Canada_Dry 36 points 2 years ago
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Soggy 3 points 2 years ago

Tim Horton's sucks now so they should always be "not from Timmy's"

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AngryRobot 2 points 2 years ago

Dunkin Donuts called them Munchkins, so I sometimes call any donut roles Munchkins.

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FauxLiving 6 points 2 years ago

All my adhesive bandages are band-aids

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sjkhgsi 31 points 2 years ago

That there is a Timbit

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match 8 points 2 years ago

a Tim Hortonsā„¢ļø Timbitā„¢ļø

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fartsparkles 19 points 2 years ago

Doughnut balls

We all know the holes are sent to Valhalla.

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tino 17 points 2 years ago

in French: pets de nonne (nun's farts)

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Infynis 7 points 2 years ago

France really is doing it to itself

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gmtom 15 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one that finds the whole "fake British words" genre of meme painfully unfunny?

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Cryophilia 17 points 2 years ago

Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol

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phlegmy 21 points 2 years ago

You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.

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ouRKaoS 3 points 2 years ago

All those fixins at a hootenanny sounds like my kind of shindig!

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surewhynotlem 10 points 2 years ago

You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.

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macaw_dean_settle 8 points 2 years ago

Yes

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aeronmelon 10 points 2 years ago

In Japan they’re just doughnut balls. Mister Donut calls them ā€œpops.ā€

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glups 10 points 2 years ago

Munchkins. Idc if they aren't from Dunkin'.

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VitoRobles 3 points 2 years ago

Grew up near a Dunkin.

They Munchkins and donut hole purists can shove it.

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MeatPilot 9 points 2 years ago

I call them dough nuts.

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eran_morad 9 points 2 years ago
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n3m37h 1 point 2 years ago

There is no drug more powerful than a powdered doughnut

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Fedizen 7 points 2 years ago

Bread Berries

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aleq 7 points 2 years ago

I just call them type II diabetes

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macaw_dean_settle 7 points 2 years ago

*doughnut, not do nut.

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Denvil 11 points 2 years ago

Donut is just an American variation of the spelling, and considering they're talking about what Americans call this, donut is perfectly acceptable, and maybe even a more correct usage than the doughnut spelling

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lazyViking 1 point 2 years ago

If its more correct, then why have I been nutting in the dough all this time?

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WraithGear 1 point 2 years ago

Damn i have always had it in my head as dough knot. And it never looks right when i write it out.

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AA5B 1 point 2 years ago

Let him enjoy his pastries anyway he likes

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ParadoxSeahorse 5 points 2 years ago

If these were British, they’d be coated in granulated sugar and called doughnut… balls? Just tiny doughnuts? I can’t imagine someone wouldn’t want to put jam in the middle or dip them in chocolate.

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Threeme2189 3 points 2 years ago

Nah man, Brits would split them in half and spread a mixture of marmite and clotted cream on them.

Half of the population would call them "Yorkie balls" and the other would insist they're just scones.

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Vandals_handle 5 points 2 years ago

Deez nut holes

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OmegaLemmy 5 points 2 years ago

those kinda look like greek loukmas/Turkish lokmas

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fubarx 3 points 2 years ago

Malasadadas

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LovableSidekick 3 points 2 years ago

Crikey! Sugared chimney sweep nuts!

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Rooty 3 points 2 years ago

Fritule.

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errer 3 points 2 years ago

Benedict Cumberbatches

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