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A cuppa Jill

a year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/lemmyshitpost

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Like Joe for coffee.

FireRetardant 142 points a year ago

Give me a cup of wet

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TriflingToad 53 points a year ago

wet

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Rooskie91 23 points a year ago

More like here they cum lol /s

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simplejack 36 points a year ago

What a moist choice.

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ILikeBoobies 3 points a year ago

It’s a play on the double meaning of moist

Moist = damp

And

Moist = cool

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elevenbones 11 points a year ago

Username checks out

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PeriodicallyPedantic 131 points a year ago

you mean American beer?

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LanguageIsCool 24 points a year ago

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NikkiDimes 15 points a year ago

This is it. I don't need to read any more of the thread.

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Yeah they won.

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Akasazh 8 points a year ago

It's a lot like making love in a canoe.

... Fucking close to water

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Stalinwolf 5 points a year ago

When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked..

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lessthanluigi 4 points a year ago

No, that is burnt water

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outhouseperilous 5 points a year ago

No it's burnt piss.

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idiomaddict 2 points a year ago

Like having sex in a canoe

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dumbass 79 points a year ago

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

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FartsWithAnAccent 17 points a year ago

REGGIEEEEEEE!

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Maltese_Liquor 4 points a year ago

Tell 'em about the scalps

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RedEyeFlightControl 57 points a year ago

H20, Agua

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dditty 33 points a year ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide

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zakobjoa 27 points a year ago

Some D-Mox

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BarrelAgedBoredom 10 points a year ago

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

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Boxscape 9 points a year ago

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

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ikidd 41 points a year ago

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

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v4ld1z 11 points a year ago

It's got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it

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the_tab_key 4 points a year ago

So does every other drink for that matter.

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v4ld1z 3 points a year ago

That is also true

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usernameusername 1 point a year ago

Never drink anything and you'll be immortal

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OrteilGenou 2 points a year ago

Killed by your own saliva

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zarathustra0 41 points a year ago

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

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NoForwardslashS 6 points a year ago

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obinice 3 points a year ago

Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.

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Gradually_Adjusting 2 points a year ago

I'd only heard of council juice

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humppapappa 35 points a year ago

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

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OberonSwanson 31 points a year ago

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Dogyote 29 points a year ago

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

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brisk 13 points a year ago

Just like bears

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idiomaddict 8 points a year ago

I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.

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Hoimo 3 points a year ago

Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of "animal". It's only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).

My guess would be that the language gained the word "animal" from French and "deer" was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?

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Dogyote 2 points a year ago

Go on...?

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brisk 3 points a year ago

The modern English word "bear" originally came from a proto-Germanic word meaning one of "brown one" or possibly "wild animal". There was an actual name for bears, but speaking it was taboo in case it caused a bear to appear, so the euphemism eventually replaced the real name.

When I learned this originally, I was taught that the true name was lost to time, but Wikipedia just says it was "arkto" so whatever.

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Dogyote 2 points a year ago

Shhhh! Do you want bears? That's how you get bears. The name was lost, never type it again.

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Tryenjer 7 points a year ago

Dihydrogen monoxide

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koetje78 3 points a year ago

I prefer oxidane

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KSPAtlas 3 points a year ago

I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn't it

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Bashnagdul 28 points a year ago

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

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cogitase 22 points a year ago

Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

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58008 21 points a year ago

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

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But_my_mom_says_im_cool 19 points a year ago

“Now that’s good quality H2O”

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ManaOatbun 19 points a year ago

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

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Kolanaki 19 points a year ago

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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goober 4 points a year ago

You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for 'water' in languages you don't otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there's a whole list of pee ones),

I have more.

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eletes 19 points a year ago

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

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GreenKnight23 8 points a year ago

what a Joe thing to do.

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uuldika 17 points a year ago

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

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Hossenfeffer 15 points a year ago

A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

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__dev 4 points a year ago

I prefer my ice medium rare.

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OrteilGenou 1 point a year ago

You've never tried ice til you've had it poached

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mechoman444 15 points a year ago

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

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SnokenKeekaGuard 5 points a year ago

Man I fucking love aunty Donna

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TheRealLinga 2 points a year ago

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Carvex 14 points a year ago

A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

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obinice 14 points a year ago

We call it Corporation Pop here.

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SnowmenMelt 6 points a year ago

We call it council pop

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SnokenKeekaGuard 14 points a year ago

Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.

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Dicska 5 points a year ago

Look, it's sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.

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TrojanRoomCoffeePot 13 points a year ago

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SnokenKeekaGuard 10 points a year ago

I will bravely face the consequences of my actions

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TrojanRoomCoffeePot 5 points a year ago

More power to you. Try sliding a reference to ::: spoiler spoiler grool ::: into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you're talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 4 points a year ago

And is this your way of lobbying for 'trojan room coffee'

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TrojanRoomCoffeePot 3 points a year ago

I'll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.

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Scavenger_Solardaddy 12 points a year ago

Sky Juice in Malaysia

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punkcoder 12 points a year ago

In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”

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lemmyausmister 12 points a year ago

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

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iamkindasomeone 5 points a year ago

I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It's a hot day, let's jump into the (kühle nass).

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kossa 1 point a year ago

OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose's wine.

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ItsMrChristmas 12 points a year ago

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

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FooBarrington 23 points a year ago

Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water

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hexabs 5 points a year ago

O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14
Sublime

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hexabs 9 points a year ago

Namely?

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idiomaddict 8 points a year ago

Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?

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ItsMrChristmas 1 point a year ago

I was corrected in that he used allegorical terms, but still. Stuff like that can also be considered a nickname.

Even without Shakespeare I can think of "agua," "souse," "sky nectar," and "wet" all of which are nicknames I heard in the Chicago area in the 80s and 90s.

I didn't know "souse" also referred to pickling brine or a drunkard until literally 20 minutes ago.

Edit: and "souse" was pronounced like the name of the fat guy in Gravity Falls.

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barneypiccolo 1 point a year ago

Name 5

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finitebanjo 11 points a year ago

Bo'oh'o'wa'er

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Hossenfeffer 7 points a year ago

As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?

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Tingle 11 points a year ago

Over here we call it Council Juice

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Obi 4 points a year ago

I love that one. I'm right in thinking it's specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn't use it for Evian or whatever).

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Tingle 1 point a year ago

Yes specifically tap water

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Deepus 3 points a year ago

Council pop.

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MrScottyTay 11 points a year ago

Council pop

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ace 10 points a year ago

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

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the_trash_man 10 points a year ago

H2- oh

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joyjoy 1 point a year ago

That's how French pronounces it. Eau.

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chuckleslord 10 points a year ago

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

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Tattorack 10 points a year ago

I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.

Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...

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barneypiccolo 2 points a year ago

The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.

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Agent641 2 points a year ago

100% of water addicts have died

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hansolo 10 points a year ago

Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.

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devilish666 9 points a year ago

well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

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Anomalocaris 8 points a year ago

given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

I often call water "rusty star"

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NihilsineNefas 5 points a year ago

That's... Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.

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upsiforgot 8 points a year ago

"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany

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GluWu 8 points a year ago

I call it life juice

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Valmond 8 points a year ago

Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?

Doesn't sound good 🤢

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idiomaddict 2 points a year ago

Better or worse than a cup of Jill though?

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bonedaddy 8 points a year ago

Sippin' on that bubb-less

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trum_pam_pam 1 point a year ago

Boob-less

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LaMouette 7 points a year ago

It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)

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Sterile_Technique 7 points a year ago

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portifornia 3 points a year ago

Condensed steam!

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EtherWhack 7 points a year ago

Liquified comet farts

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griff 7 points a year ago

oh

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griff 9 points a year ago

a la francaise ‘eau’

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simplejack 7 points a year ago

The moist maker

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Gorge 7 points a year ago

Desalinated saline

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zoedog 6 points a year ago

Moby Dick wine. City gin.

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pelespirit 6 points a year ago

Clear

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brown567 6 points a year ago

Ocean lite

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zout 5 points a year ago

Gemeentepils in the Netherlands. Municipality beer.

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Gates9 5 points a year ago

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xeekei 5 points a year ago

"Stay away from da aqua!"

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frosch 4 points a year ago

In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger

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zurchpet 5 points a year ago

Swiss german "Hahnenburger" (Tap burger) is used a lot there.

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Paramania 4 points a year ago

Council Pop

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FartsWithAnAccent 4 points a year ago

H20?

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ramenshaman 1 point a year ago

Too many syllables

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admin 3 points a year ago

That ol' n' moist

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Batman 3 points a year ago

Think they just call it diet coke

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Jankatarch 3 points a year ago

What do they call diet water?

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wanderwisley 3 points a year ago

I could sure go for a ice cold cup or H2O.

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null 3 points a year ago

I'd try putting the H2O inside that ice cold cup. You'll thank me later.

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apfelwoiSchoppen 3 points a year ago

"Worter sip" in these parts.

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Kaput 3 points a year ago

St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.

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Robust_Mirror 3 points a year ago

Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:

God's Juice.

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FerretyFever0 3 points a year ago

A cup of Jack. As in no flavor. Because some dumbasses think that about water.

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hddsx 3 points a year ago

Daniel’s?

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FerretyFever0 1 point a year ago

Nah, like "jack shit". And the other expressions.

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gofsckyourself 3 points a year ago

Earth piss

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varyingExpertise 3 points a year ago

"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.

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drre 1 point a year ago

kenne noch Hahnenquelle

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peteypete420 2 points a year ago

Wooder

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PieMePlenty 2 points a year ago

Hmm.. oversight by who?

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petersr 4 points a year ago

Humanity

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koetje78 1 point a year ago

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Toneswirly 1 point a year ago

I call sparkling water "Sparkle Boys" does that count?

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NigelFrobisher 1 point a year ago

It’d just sound desperately tryhard if someone tried it now.

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/Explicit

Content

-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts

-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.

Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)

Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

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