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sangriaferret 132 points a year ago

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abysmalpoptart 73 points a year ago

Reminds me of this comic which was also made in 2019 or 2020 i believe.

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Donkter 37 points a year ago

Saw a funny continuation where the dogs first wish is for them to swap bodies and his second wish is that the person couldn't talk.

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samus12345 15 points a year ago

That sounds more like cat wishes to me.

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stebo02 4 points a year ago

why would a cat lower themselves to the life of a petty human?

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samus12345 5 points a year ago

Easier to get food that way.

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socsa 7 points a year ago

The tragic comedy is when the dog wishes the human can live forever.

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abysmalpoptart 6 points a year ago

Someone posted a version of that in the comments. A bit dark!

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bastionntb 11 points a year ago

I'm willing to bet the comic came out first.

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abysmalpoptart 3 points a year ago

I found a thread discussing this and the claim is that a tweet came first, but i wasn't able to open the imgur link provided. Either way, i definitely saw the comic and not the tweet

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idunnololz 68 points a year ago

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stebo02 39 points a year ago

ok but like isn't this a great outcome for the human? that dog has to go to school and pay taxes now. jokes on him

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Texas_Hangover 11 points a year ago

Is this why dogs always stare creepily when the lovemaking starts?

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FelixCress 3 points a year ago

No, that's because they had their balls cut.

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Nougat 65 points a year ago

BALL. I WISH FOR BALL.

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tinkling4938 68 points a year ago

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Tikiporch 5 points a year ago

This is where two balls comes in handy.

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AtariDump 6 points a year ago

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Remember_the_tooth 23 points a year ago

Granted. One of your testicles grows back.

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Nougat 20 points a year ago

I SAID BALL NOT TESTICLE. JUST BECAUSE I CAN TALK DOESN'T MEAN I UNDERSTAND IDIOMS.

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Remember_the_tooth 7 points a year ago

If you understood genies, you would know that twisting your words is par for the course, if not the whole point (⌐■_■)

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entwine413 12 points a year ago

Why would a dog understand genies if they don't understand idioms?

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kautau 7 points a year ago

Testicle

Twisting your words

So the genie is technically committing linguistic torsion

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Rhaedas 3 points a year ago

Chris and Jack

Don't wish to commune with the dead. A lot worse than you can imagine.

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Ironfacebuster 29 points a year ago

"his next two wishes are: ice cube in his hand, I back to no talk"

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webghost0101 25 points a year ago

Technically it can already talk using its own language.

To talk with human words requires a bump in intelligence which would end up in severe depression once it realises the dynamics of ifs existence.

As you didn’t wish for that intelligence you’re now stuck with a dog that barks with human vocal cords. Its first wish was made using body language for the genie to pet them. The second wish was to trow a stick.

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masterspace 20 points a year ago

To talk with human words requires a bump in intelligence which would end up in severe depression once it realises the dynamics of ifs existence.

A bump up in intelligence that allows for speech, doesn't mean it inherently becomes aware of all the existential dread in the universe or becomes unhappy with its station.

See: children.

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UnrepententProcrastinator 9 points a year ago

all the existential dread in the universe

See: children.

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boonhet 4 points a year ago

Man I had existential dread at like 3 or 4 when I started wondering what happens after death and what the meaning of this existence is if it's limited to one lifetime... I'm not even bullshitting.

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ayyy 16 points a year ago

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sundray 3 points a year ago

Tell that to LLM bros 🙄

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capuccino 5 points a year ago

Lmao. I remember when they got mad because an atari beat up chat-gpt in chess. "Chat-GPT is not a playing-chess thing"

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samus12345 3 points a year ago

CHOW-DEH!

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FinalRemix 4 points a year ago

They know. They just don't want to admit it because of investors.

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Remember_the_tooth 5 points a year ago

Here's the real genie answer, complete with ironic consequences based on a literal interpretation.

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hakase 5 points a year ago

Technically non-human animal communication isn't language.

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LanguageIsCool 2 points a year ago

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LanguageIsCool 24 points a year ago

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socsa 12 points a year ago

Dog: I wish my human was never sad and will live forever.

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slaneesh_is_right 4 points a year ago

I wish we could eat poop together

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gmtom 12 points a year ago

"I wish I had my balls back"

"I wish for the humans balls to be removed"

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nickwitha_k 9 points a year ago

"I wish for a litterbox with infinite cat poop."

  • Dog

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P1k1e 8 points a year ago

Just make sure you don't try this with your cat

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RampantParanoia2365 7 points a year ago

That's nice. I'd wish for the scientific knowledge to create sustainable fusion. That way I could be rich, famous, and save humanity.

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peteypete420 2 points a year ago

Youd think it would go that way.

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don 6 points a year ago

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

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iAvicenna 5 points a year ago

wish one: I want to be the best boy/girl

wish two: I want to overcome my fear of the demon cat

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Remember_the_tooth 4 points a year ago

I wonder what the dog would wish for?

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otacon239 10 points a year ago

Food. Twice.

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Remember_the_tooth 4 points a year ago

Granted. You get dog food twice per day, as usual.

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zedgeist 2 points a year ago

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