Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto
10 months ago by Hellfire103 to c/nottheonion
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Twitch is a demented world I'm glad I was never a part of.
Twitch tryna compete with kick.com by pushing degenerates
Maybe make that kick.com a link to how bad shit really was.
twitch is the mainstream version of kick, kick is where all the degens go if they cant make it on twitch. twitch needs to enforce a games only content. because alot of the twitch streamers are switching to grifting off politics.
I was never a watcher of any Twitch things until I found Brutalmoose, whose retro/oldschool tendencies and relaxed demeanor made him a very lovely person to put on in the background of my partner and myself working. Otherwise, I know next to nothing of the popular peeps other than they seem to like shouting and being part of drama, both of which are a huge turnoff to me.
right now is the hasan incident, dont you people know hes using the dog incident to distract from his political mishaps fro being called out.
he has made comments supporting trump quite a few times.
We’re living in an age where entertainers mirror their audience. They aren’t about escape from reality or ideals to dream of. They are about wallowing in reality. They excuse the sorry condition their audience is in. Frankly, I think they occupy a brain space that used to be occupied by having friends. We have all had stupid friends we sit around and do stupid shit with, right? Well, not anymore. Now you just watch this idiot on your phone. It’s depressing as hell.
because, we are so overwhelmed with obvious fake bullshit 24/7, that anything "real" is a breath of fresh air.
Asmongold is some random hoarder whose claim to fame is playing fucking WoW, he also used his newfound status to take care of his ailing mother and now father.
this is why more people tune in to watch any given asmongold stream than they do fucking...jimmy kimmel, who only has a show because he knew someone and they couldnt find anyone else with less edge.
it's like...the truman show in way
Not that I'm a huge Kimmel fan but the man worked his way up in broadcasting from college radio station and being a radio host through the 80s and 90s before getting a TV show. I wouldn't call ~25 years of work before landing a TV host gig "just knowing someone"
I got whiplash from that comment.
And because ganers are gross losers
He was a huge WOW player and on his decline he hopped to FFXIV. Now I was a FFXIV player for years and loved the recognition. So his followers just ballooned because he hired a hit squad and went after the harder stuff in end game. He left that game but kept the followers. He was funny at times. But I can see why his popularity grew within video games. He's a solid streamer on that front.
I watched him for a bit when he hopped on FFXIV, but then he had some misogynistic takes that made me see how awful he really was.
He's the pan handler performing for an audience the same as him without the fame.
he got famous for being a "BUM" streamer.
I don't understand this person's appeal.
A whole ecosystem of bacteria, fungi and insects previously thought to be extinct, intentionally eradicated or entirely new to science; all on the body of a man who makes more than enough money contract several HAZMAT teams
Yeah that tracks.
All you need to know about Asmongold is there's a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.
He gagged when he drank it.
Then he "watered it down" with soda.
Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.
Didn't know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit..
They're also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.
Sure enough, he ended up finding a dead rat. Unsurprising, considering he previously used a dead rat as an “alarm clock” because the sun would begin cooking the corpse, causing it to smell, and the stench would wake him up.
This guy is a disgusting piece of shit...
That being said, skin does have a "horny layer" that we scrub off:
The stratum corneum (Latin for 'horned/horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis of the skin. Consisting of dead tissue, it protects underlying tissue from infection, dehydration, chemicals, and mechanical stress. It is composed of 15 to 20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei or cell organelles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_corneum
Scrub that off with abrasive scrubs full of chemicals and you exposure a "fresh" layer that looks good and healthy, but doesn't offer the same protection. Which can lead to issues like acne or even skin cancer.
You still need to shower though, and not use a fucking dead rat as a smell alarm clock...
But there's almost always a small seed of truth they build the crazy off of. Like how every pearl starts as a tiny piece of sand.
The corneum is literally your best defense against infections. Scrubbing it off isn't a life hack in any form, it's just ignorance.
Sure enough, he ended up finding a dead rat. Unsurprising, considering he previously used a dead rat as an “alarm clock” because the sun would begin cooking the corpse, causing it to smell, and the stench would wake him up.
Everytime asmongold comes up I always think he can't get more disgusting but someone always has to prove me wrong
Not true, we tried to rinse you out multiple times.
Of course you are buddy, you're twelve.
Why the fuck do i even know who this person is? Stop give him attention like this or people like them will never go away.
Who?
He's an entitled man-child YouTuber who gained some popularity as an mouthy asshat playing World of Warcraft back in the day. And since then he's convinced himself that because he has a following he must be a gifted genius. And apparently that has translated into him not showering for reasons.
In short, as you already knew and implied, he's less than nothing special.
Bizarre that world of warcraft players think they're famous lol
I think he moved on to other games eventually. He has a fairly high subscriber count on places like Twitch and YouTube. So in some sense he is relatively famous. But he seems to think that that makes him important or that his shitry opinions matter. When he isn't, and they don't.
he seems to be all over youtube, even if intentionally arnt watching content like his.
Even the highest subscribed youtuber or twitch user would be completely unknown to the average person, none of these people are relatively famous. The majority of subscribers and internet traffic as a whole are bots.
EDIT: your downvotes don't change reality
I don't think his hygiene issues came about after his fame. Seems he's always lived in filth. He's a millionaire that lives exactly the same way as he did without any money.
He’s a millionaire that lives exactly the same way as he did without any money.
I mean... that might be the only redeeming thing about him. Money didn't change him. Unfortunately, that mean's he's still gross lol
Only some of its entitlement. The man is clearly either extremely traumatized and depressed or showing signs of more serious mental issues like schizophrenia.
As we have seen time and time again. In our world money acts as a very good mask for mental issues, but he would be having the same issues if he didn't luck into streaming, he would just be in a much much worse situation.
Or possibly he would have gotten help if he had had to rely on family and friends who might have convinced him to seek help sooner.
the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You'd think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won't.
I guarantee you he's going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been bitten by a rat yet while he's sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I'm surprised he doesn't have rabies. He can't even drink it because he finds it gross. He won't eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they're gross.
All he eats is junk food and fast food and he's as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I'd be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point...
And, for some reason, he remains wildly popular, despite being a disgusting incubator for the next global plague.
Do people really enjoy watching people like this? Jesus Christ, do something healthier with your time, like playing videogames, or masturbating.
Yes I recommend that kind of workout too
He misspoke, obviously he meant devolve.
De-evolve
A few years ago, I stumbled upon a subreddit for the carnivore diet. There were people there listing all the conditions and diseases they were supposedly cured from by only eating meat.
One particular individual listed like thirty separate conditions.
I have a coworker who thought the solution to my fibro pain would be carnivore diet. They are on it and claim to feel so healthy. They're also the most morbidly obese person there. Chugs pepsi (or coke idk) to "help with my UTI"
Disgusting
and not GETTING PARASITES?
The parasites were the ones giving the cure.
Like having superhuman levels of cholesterol
Lmao. I was once talking with an extremely obese lady who was super positive about her new meat only diet. After asking a few more questions it was revealed she was eating excessive amounts of candy, chips and fastfood every day. Of course you'd lose weight, but that doesn't mean it's a good diet.
is it cooked or raw.
Well it works for me since I have different teeth than most people. I have three rows if teeth and they rotate back and forth. As the fresh raw meat and bones come in they are immediately shredded.
I also sometimes jump up and catch birds. They make for a tasty snack.
The bacteria in his butt crack probably evolved many times
He can PAY to have his room clean. Let that sink in.
Who?
That's not how evolving body flora works
No, he doesn't. He's a very untalented and unintelligent young man who needs attention to have an income; this rag is giving him that attention. I'm part of the problem by commenting on it, and I'm not even spreading any awareness that this man makes money through clicks so will act out for those clicks because it's something we all know.
He's a very untalented
Yet he was able to get his channel to 4 million subs, demonstrating that you're lying about him.
unintelligent young man
He's 35
who needs attention to have an income
This describes literally any science yt channel...
Just say you don't like him, or even hate him. No need to dress it up in arguments.
Oh, no worries - I don't like him, I don't like twitch streamers generally 👍 I think he's untalented. Saying loads of people like him doesn't really prove that he's talented, does it? Plenty of people like all kinds of things.
35 is young.
My pointing out that he needs attention for an income was more about how it feels like he's creating rage bait to get engagement in recent months (his pivot to saying outrageous and inflammatory political things etc ).
I don't like him. I do also think he's untalented and unintelligent and young.
Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths?
I swear, he is just photogenic for the most punchable, beady eyed twatty expressions.
its the "are we the baddies" expression.
Punchable face.
Don't worry, he is just Pheromone Maxing.
He looks like an unhinged lunatic.
Sure enough, he ended up finding a dead rat. Unsurprising, considering he previously used a dead rat as an “alarm clock” because the sun would begin cooking the corpse, causing it to smell, and the stench would wake him up.
Damn i like that guy. Funny, at least.
“I change my pillowcases, I’ve done it before. It’s happened, I think twice,” he said. “One time I had a girlfriend move in and she said, ‘you need to change your pillowcases,’ and that was in 2019.”
Damn that is exactly my kind of humor.
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Not sure why this is someone "famous". He clearly needs help with serious mental health issues. I'm always surprised to hear that he has such a big followers base.
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