I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?
a year ago by OsrsNeedsF2P to c/asklemmy
Iheartcheese 23 points a year ago
favoredponcho 5 points 10 months ago path: 0 20853728 20865301, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
MadMadBunny 19 points a year ago
Bruh…
wuffah 60 points a year ago
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence
Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot
Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
Frozengyro 16 points a year ago
Now at 5% usage!
MrScottyTay 2 points a year ago
I think it's at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
CanadaPlus 1 point a year ago
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I'd buy 1%, though, and that's something.
thatonecoder 2 points a year ago
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
nerfherder 44 points a year ago
Beans.
It'll be fucking beans.
ShaggySnacks 8 points a year ago
What about orbs?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod 9 points a year ago
Bean. Orbs.
morgan_423 5 points a year ago
The classics never die.
HiddenLayer555 37 points a year ago
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
davel 10 points a year ago
path: 0 20854417 20854519, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions."
Quadhammer 14 points a year ago
Do you have any water?
DundasStation 7 points a year ago
the incident
Go on...
atopi 8 points a year ago
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
muusemuuse 27 points 10 months ago
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
Resplendent606 8 points a year ago
🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
hexagonwin 18 points a year ago
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
CanadaPlus 3 points a year ago
If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.
ivanafterall 2 points 10 months ago
New research in mice shows promise for alzheimers breakthrough
MajorasTerribleFate 1 point 10 months ago
And Trump's health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then
WizardofFrobozz 12 points a year ago
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
m_f 10 points a year ago
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
atomicbocks 2 points a year ago
Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.
Stuart_Munto 10 points a year ago
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
absGeekNZ 11 points a year ago
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
cassandrafatigue 4 points a year ago
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
CleoCommunist 11 points a year ago
...got postponed to 2038
favoredponcho 2 points 10 months ago path: 0 20859175 20862710 20865299, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
pinheadednightmare 9 points a year ago
For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
CanadaPlus 2 points a year ago
Trump is right that Canada in between the lower 48 and Alaska is border gore. But there's another solution...
Resplendent606 8 points a year ago
Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.
FoxyFerengi 8 points a year ago
Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
Resplendent606 7 points a year ago
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
CanadaPlus 2 points a year ago
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They'll have something newer and shinier even if it's still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
saltnotsugar 7 points a year ago
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
CanadaPlus 3 points a year ago
Allowing calls to proliferate in the first place and be addressed would indicate some level of free speech.
MajorasTerribleFate 2 points 10 months ago
ivanafterall 6 points 10 months ago
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
ininewcrow 6 points a year ago
Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
brucethemoose 5 points a year ago
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
cy_narrator 5 points 10 months ago
If Lemmy will be a thing then
mrmacduggan 4 points a year ago
Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".
kittenzrulz123 3 points 10 months ago
Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles
HasturInYellow 2 points 10 months ago
"Literally everything is worse in every way possible. In ways you never even considered. Yes even that."
solarvector 2 points 10 months ago
Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it's about)
CanadaPlus 1 point a year ago
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
HurlingDurling 1 point a year ago
100% AI slop, complete with critical comments from other AI bots, and no OP didn't read the community rules before posting.
corsicanguppy 2 points 10 months ago
Yeah. Like JavaScript, SMTP and the web itself, lemmy will just go away.
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A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions
If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!
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Looking for support?
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