So you can use it as lube?

They don't mean the floor kinda carpet 😎

Is that the one that can be used as toothpaste as well?

my hair is healthier

There's no such thing as healthy hair, it's only dead cells. That's why ads always say they make your hair "healthy-looking."

You can keep it looking nicer, though.

As another middle-aged long hair guy who has been approached numerous times by women asking about my haircare routine, I think there are multiple components to this:

• Hair is most definitely affected by hormones, multiple women told me that their hair becomes straw-like during periods or how they lost a lot of hair after pregnancy and I was like sorry can't relate 😅 I honestly believe if more men didn't cut their hair short they'd be generally better looking than women's, well, until they start balding.

• Some kind of pink tax or whatever. Every shampoo that I tried in a cute semi-transparent colored bottle that boasted some bullshit like lavender extract, durian aroma, ginkgo biloba seeds and such, has always destroyed my hair and took months to recover. Cheap shampoos in plain-ish looking packaging(pantene, head&shoulders, syoss) have worked well for me, with no noticeable difference from the fancy 5x pricier shampoos that my girlfriend has forced me to try. My cousin even uses plain soda bar and his hair is looking even better than mine.

• Less is more. It seems like every other woman I know are constantly fucking with their hair all the time. Wash two times a day, apply conditioner, then another conditioner, then a spray, and serum, a gel, and mousse, add perfume on top, mix a whole chemical lab on top of their head, then curl them, then straighten them back up, apply a different tightly knit hairstyle every day, then cut them short because of a break up, then color them, then bleach and color them again into another color, then cut them with a guillotine because that's the trend nowadays, then straight up rip chunks of them out because of stress. Like girl, all you need is to fuck off your hair and just wash them once every 3-5 days, and only rinse on others. Then just let the nature do it's thing, and if it doesn't, you need to pay a visit to a trichologist, dermatologist and probably also gastroenterologist and therapist, not yet another bottle on the shelf.

But the real question is: did you apply?

I literally do not even use any soap. I just comb my hair under running warm water from the showerhead once a week and it's the healthiest it's been and looked since I finished puberty

Those are called split ends. If you have a lot of them, it's best to get a trim (just enough to snip off the split ends) and then try to figure out what is causing them.

You can't repair them. You can only get rid of them and then avoid them. Or keep getting maintenance trims.

With split ends trimming = longer hair over time.

Source: I had them so bad for years that my hair would break off and not get any longer looking. For me, it was too much heat (hair dryer and curling iron every day)

Ok and what about your hair?

Bronners

Huh. Is dandruff not a thing that happens to women? I wouldn't know.

Whatever works, right? Right now I'm wearing this really nice pair of sturdy heavy-duty felt-lined jeans from Duluth Trading Company which are supposedly made for women (albeit with perfectly nice pockets) - not that I care one whit. They fit perfectly, and are generally lovely.

are there even form fitting clothes for man? I just buy the cheapest man pants that are baggy, fit me, is compatible with belts and is made with 100% cotton

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Both

People.

Fun fact though, pee is composed almost entirely of chemicals.

I've heard it's good for your skin, too. Supposedly, pregnant women's urine is the best.

I'm a dude with belly button length hair(for the last 20 years) who constantly gets asked how I do it. It has nothing to do with gender. If anything, it's the misogynistic culture telling you that you MUST do all these things in order to be pretty when most of those things are just getting you to buy more useless products. My hair is sleek and shiny and all I do is use Garnier Fructis shampoo once a week, and their conditioner daily. I let my hair air dry. The end.

But yeah, I'm just some hateful man. Whatever loser. Sorry for pointing out that it doesn't make sense to put a bunch of moisturizer in your hair and then blast it with high heat daily and wonder why it's dry and brittle.