Mr Incognito

3 months ago by nutbutter to c/lemmyshitpost

mika_mika 90 points 3 months ago

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

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PhoenixDog 12 points 3 months ago

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

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yermaw 20 points 3 months ago

The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

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tigeruppercut 8 points 3 months ago

Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

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chiliedogg 4 points 2 months ago

Get really into 3D printing like I did. Then all your cheap-looking plastic crap can actually be expensive office kitsch in disguise.

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krisevol 2 points 3 months ago

It does

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muusemuuse 6 points 2 months ago

I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. “This cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the window”

I honestly don’t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when it’s not what I’m trying to do at the time.

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SCmSTR 5 points 3 months ago

I have thoroughly confused many algorithms over the years. They still don't understand. Hell, sometimes, even I don't understand. I'm constantly finding new surprises. Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I'm not I swear

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davidagain 4 points 2 months ago

Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

I think you a word or two.

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SCmSTR 1 point 2 months ago

I wish I had in my mouth

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davidagain 1 point 2 months ago

I still don't understand what you meant to say.

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spirinolas 4 points 2 months ago

Wait a second! A femboy wank makes me b...I mean makes someone bissexual?

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Pacattack57 1 point 2 months ago

Right? Like god forbid I want HANIME.TV to pop up every time I type the letter h

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BlindPenguin 88 points 3 months ago

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Gonzako 20 points 3 months ago

Make me uwu

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Themosthighstrange 7 points 3 months ago

A/S/L

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QuinnyCoded 18 points 2 months ago

uhhhhh I can try

☝️✋👋👊✌️👉👌👍

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divineburke 6 points 2 months ago

This made me giggle. Well played.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 months ago

this is the first time i've seen someone go this direction (and i'm in the Deaf community) so bravo. you'd think it would be low hanging fruit, but it's not

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Gonzako 4 points 3 months ago

23, male, hopefully in your basement :*

U?

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protogen420 8 points 3 months ago

do it pls

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SoupBrick 49 points 3 months ago

I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

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Agent641 4 points 3 months ago

Bruh

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OwOarchist 41 points 3 months ago

Third panel: Chrome busily writing all this down and sending it to corporate HQ.

(For those somehow still ignorant about it: 'Incognito mode' just prevents the browser from (permanently) saving browsing history, cookies, etc on your local computer. All the 'telemetry' -- all the Google spyware -- is still active. Both your ISP and Google know everything you're doing in Chrome 'incognito mode'. Or you could use Edge if you want Microsoft to be the one taking notes on your fetishes instead. If you actually want any privacy, you need to use a privacy-respecting browser -- Firefox at a minimum, or better yet something like LibreWolf -- and you need to use a paid VPN that has a good privacy record to prevent your ISP from spying on you.)

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nightwatch_admin 14 points 3 months ago

Not entirely: your ISP can see what sites you are visiting, but not what pages you are viewing (as long as it’s httpS://). If you don’t trust your ISP with this, you can use e.g. Quad9 DNS wit DoH or DoT.

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terranoid 1 point 3 months ago
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terranoid 5 points 3 months ago

You don't need a paid VPN. Tor works. You could use the tor browser bundle.

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OwOarchist 12 points 3 months ago

Well, yes, TOR is also an option. And it does have the benefit of being free. But in my experience, it's much slower. You also end up with a somewhat random final TOR node that could be in any state or any country, which can cause websites to serve you a page in languages you don't understand ... or, sometimes, refuse to load at all. For example, if your exit node is in a US state with a porn ban, some porn sites will refuse to load anything useful for you. Sometimes there's workarounds for that part, but it's always quite slow. Maybe okay for images if you've got patience, but trying to download or stream videos (or gifs) through TOR is pretty painful in my experience.

With a (good) VPN, you can be protected from ISP spying while still having good, usable internet speed, where things like streaming videos are still practical. And you can (usually) choose where you want your VPN server to be located, so you can avoid those pesky geo-locking issues.

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ArmoredThirteen 5 points 3 months ago

I'm looking into VPNs today actually. I'm considering Mullvad but I'm hesitant to buy anything that I've seen ads for, any good suggestions?

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OwOarchist 4 points 3 months ago

I've heard good things about Mullvad, never used it personally, though. It's super-cool that they accept envelopes of cash as anonymous payments (or at least they did last time I checked), so you can avoid a paper trail through any payment system if you want. Out of all the VPNs out there, Mullvad seems to be the most serious about preserving privacy and anonymity.

Used NordVPN for a while -- can definitely tell you that avoiding things you've seen ads for is a good idea. Nothing egregiously terrible about them (that I know of), but they were just as expensive as anyone else, but significantly slower and less reliable. And their Linux client was command line only. (Also, the unreliability was especially annoying because, for some reason, if the VPN went down while connected -- either because of VPN server issues or because of internet connection issues -- then it would block ALL internet traffic in or out of the machine, and nothing I ever tried could change that without restarting the entire computer. Any connection hiccup whatsoever meant that I'd have absolutely no internet connection anymore until I restarted the computer. That was a pain.)

When my subscription with Nord expired, I shopped around and ended up with PIA instead. PIA has had some bad press, but I like them a lot. They're one of many no-logging VPNs, but they're (as far as I know) the only one that has a public legal record of actually snubbing a US government warrant and sending investigators back empty handed. In theory, any no-logging VPN could/should do that, but it's cool that PIA actually has done that in the past, which kind of proves they're telling the truth about having no logs and no spying on you. Also, PIA has been a bit faster and much more reliable for me than Nord ever was. No problems and no complaints with PIA -- it has all worked very smoothly and reliably, just like it was supposed to. In the (very rare) occasion when I'm having an issue with their VPN server, opening the app and changing servers always fixes the problem quickly and easily. And the cherry on top is that they have a pretty good native GUI client for Linux, so I no longer need to memorize commands for connecting or disconnecting my VPN.

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Uebercomplicated 2 points 3 months ago

The best for privacy are definitely mullvad and proton vpn. Nordvpn is the best for p2p/pirating (...not that I condone that...), but not as solid privacy wise. I know that nord and proton have excellent Linux support, idk about mullvad in that respect though.

Honestly though, if you're just doing this for privacy concerns you might as well just use something like quad9 DNS – for free. VPNs are only really useful faking you're location or pirating. Not so much for privacy or security. Quad9 + librewolf is king there.

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user224 2 points 2 months ago

and you need to use a paid VPN

There's one possible disadvantage: accidentally selecting wrong profile. And suddenly I am looking at Monosodium Glutamate through university's VPN.

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snowydroopz 2 points 3 months ago

Correct me if im wrong, but Zen (based on ff) with manual hardened privacy setting, ublock, and NextDNS for dns over https. Isnt that as good as librewolf?

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Fiery 4 points 3 months ago

Zen is pretty much just the plain firefox hardening settings (check the privacy page on the e zen website). Librewolf and other hardened forks do a few more things than plain firefox (at the risk of breaking websites).

Of course even plain firefox is better than chrome, add ublock and a custom dns (nextdns or self hosted pihole/technitium) and you should be all good against most things.

Saying this as someone using zen with ublock and self hosted dns, so I might be biased 🙂

Some of the customisations librewolf does can be manually applied to ff/zen iirc

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snowydroopz 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah im in the same boat, ublock, manual hardened settings and nextdns with self hosted SearXNG. I assume that would mean i dont need LibreWolf if I'm already doing all it does essentially

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brucethemoose 2 points 2 months ago

Lots of tracking can still be done.

Pick your poison for the situation, basically. If you really want to stop cross-site tracking for a browsing session, for example, use Cromite, which goes out of its way to actively spoof fingerprinting.

If you are really worried about surveillance for whatever reason, use a Mullad configs

If your ad profile is messed up, use an ad click spoofer instead of uBlock. If you’re concerned about security, use a browser inside a sandbox.

Zen with UBlock is just fine (I use it, sometimes), but there’s really no perfect solution. Keep a few browsers around, like tools for different situations.

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plutopos 1 point 2 months ago

Said VPN is Mullvad btw

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SethTaylor 1 point 2 months ago path: 0 24079376 24093124, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
tutter 40 points 3 months ago

Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

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AI_toothbrush 17 points 3 months ago

I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 2 months ago

i feel seen

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Unstoppable_Flop 4 points 2 months ago

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uber_chicken 36 points 3 months ago

What an extremely specific kink

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HugeNerd 38 points 3 months ago

I have a folder for that

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uber_chicken 17 points 3 months ago

I'm actually genuinely very happy for you

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Kolanaki 25 points 3 months ago

Having nobody that gives a shit enough to snoop my phone or computer, I ain't shy and don't need incognito mode. Give me the gay furry fox boy pouring gallons of horse man jizz out of his asshole that's drooping like the sleeve of a wizard.

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peaceful_world_view 23 points 3 months ago

And here's me just liking straight vanilla sex between two good looking adults.

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Themosthighstrange 25 points 3 months ago

Freak

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SethTaylor 4 points 2 months ago

Nice try, Father Patterson. We know what you did

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ArmoredThirteen 19 points 3 months ago

Not even 8:30am and it's time for me to put the internet away for the day

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evening_push579 3 points 3 months ago

Me too. Back to work.

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kamenlady 8 points 3 months ago

I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

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blargh513 2 points 2 months ago

That sounds horrible, post the link so I never accidentally visit such filthy.

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Agent641 7 points 3 months ago

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iocase 7 points 3 months ago

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IAMgROOT 4 points 3 months ago

I snoop on your computer, palantir said hi

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AppleTea 1 point 2 months ago

For a while, I was using private browsing for everything except porn. Gotta find that good vid easily.

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SethTaylor 24 points 2 months ago

Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

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nutbutter 8 points 2 months ago

😂😂😂😂

This made me laugh so hard

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 2 months ago

no we want to hear nutbutter talk we think they're onto something

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YiddishMcSquidish 3 points 2 months ago

Let him cookNut!

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PlanchettePhantom 17 points 3 months ago
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Telodzrum 11 points 3 months ago

You’d be surprised, most people who make fun of others for using Chrome are themselves just using Chrome in a different jacket.

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IAMgROOT 7 points 3 months ago

brave is just chrome, use librewolf

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nymnympseudonym 6 points 3 months ago

Not true! Brave is much more than a Chrime theme -- it's also a fully functional adware and spyware service!

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Telodzrum 2 points 3 months ago

I’m partial to Floorp, but yeah exactly.

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Saurok 2 points 3 months ago

I thought you were just making a joke, but I see now that's actually the name of an open-source Firefox derivative. What a fun name!

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PlanchettePhantom 2 points 3 months ago
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plutopos 2 points 2 months ago

I have a friend who loves Opera GX and refuses to go Firefox-based for adblockers. So whenever he shows us a Youtube video, he obsessively reloads the page until he gets no ads

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gandalf_der_12te 13 points 3 months ago

many such cases

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plutopos 12 points 2 months ago

Many such cases!

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Generica 12 points 2 months ago

That's a red state search, for sure

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Aids 11 points 3 months ago

This ain’t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

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captainlezbian 5 points 2 months ago

I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

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Unstoppable_Flop 2 points 2 months ago

That's gross and unacceptable! Something my gay furry group would never condone!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 2 months ago

dude. dude. gross. please nsfw that.

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Lost_My_Mind 9 points 3 months ago

Well that escalated quickly!

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chirospasm 9 points 2 months ago

MANY SUCH CASES

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MeowerMisfit817 8 points 3 months ago

Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn't.)

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snowydroopz 5 points 3 months ago

He's asking for a friend

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snowydroopz 4 points 3 months ago

Wanna be friends?

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MeowerMisfit817 3 points 3 months ago

Sure thing! :D (I did not get the joke due to my lack of sarcasm skills, now we are really friends)

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snowydroopz 1 point 2 months ago

Haha cute, dont mind it one bit

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protogen420 3 points 3 months ago

i really want to watch it

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MeowerMisfit817 3 points 3 months ago

Just searched: It doesn't exist.

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plutopos 1 point 2 months ago

No, you're thinking of the fake Trump post

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Doomsider 5 points 2 months ago

This is why they took Sora offline.

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Jerb322 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not kink shaming, but......what?

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OR3X 3 points 2 months ago

I just use a different browser specifically for porn.

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Kaligalis 3 points 2 months ago

"ASMR" makes it only return the wholesome pages.

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stupidcasey 2 points 2 months ago

POV ASMR.... Let that sink in for a moment.

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Misty 2 points 2 months ago

XD

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Blackmist 2 points 2 months ago

Pfft, that's just S2E6 of Red Dwarf. How tame.

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