This is an actual tweet

2 months ago by BlatNews to c/politicalmemes

"Nows a great tine to buy Destiny 2!"

chemical_cutthroat 72 points 2 months ago

I'm no fan of Bungie, but they should sue.

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qualia 9 points 2 months ago

I didn't get this so on a hunch I searched whether Bungie owns Duke Nukem. (I guess they own Destiny tho)

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neatchee 35 points 2 months ago

is this from today? because Bungie just laid off 50% of their employees. Would be really crazy timing

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brucethemoose 24 points 2 months ago

Probably intentional. Itโ€™s just attention chum (and itโ€™s working, hence itโ€™s even posted on Lemmy).

Dare I say; maybe an intern (or whoever works the WH Twitter) saw Bungie trending and decided to make a tangential post to get in on the hashtag.

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BlatNews 3 points 2 months ago path: 0 24443600 24448706, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
LovableSidekick 32 points 2 months ago

What the actual fuck is this, the new Rambonespurs game?

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SkaveRat 8 points 2 months ago

You really don't want to unlock the island dlc

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RickyRigatoni 20 points 2 months ago

Why are his glasses gay

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CubitOom 10 points 2 months ago

Same reason he blew Bubba and loves show tunes.

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MrVilliam 5 points 2 months ago

And Village People. And Arnold Palmer's penis. And muscular UFC fighters.

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VoteNixon2016 3 points 2 months ago

I always worry that I just imagined that the president of the united states of america was gushing over Arnold Palmer's magnum dong

Anyone else and this would have been the defining quote of their presidency

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TheGiantKorean 19 points 2 months ago

You might think we're in Idiocracy right now, but those guys were just idiots. These guys are malicious idiots. It's worse for us.

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SoupBrick 11 points 2 months ago

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fakeman_pretendname 9 points 2 months ago

This is obviously Trump's real body - so when we normally see photos or videos of him, why does he wear those weirdly shaped suits that make him look like a fat, wobbly bag of sausages?

I say that President Trump should make the ยผ sleeved suit his official dress going forward.

Show us those heroic arm muscles, Donald.

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Prior_Industry 2 points 2 months ago

Keeps the enemy guessing

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Tollana1234567 8 points 2 months ago

wheres the epstein files option.

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cyberpunk007 7 points 2 months ago

Man how does he make these?

"Chatgpt: make an image of trump in destiny 2 as a character looking sick as fuck with pit vipers"?

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switcheroo 7 points 2 months ago

Gross. He is a fat old gross pedophile with a huge gut, vagina neck, asshole mouth, and tiny hands. Don't fucking lie about it, it makes you seem like your lusting after a geriatric PoS...

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Smaile 6 points 2 months ago

You just lost against Iran, STFU

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Heikki2 6 points 2 months ago
  1. All the "gear" repeats its self weapons were on the left and armor on the right.

  2. All the gear is exotic, and, if memory serves me right, you can have 1 exotic weapon equipped and one exotic piece of armor equip for balancing.

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Mirshe 5 points 2 months ago

His triumph score is only 9999. I've been a casual but consistent player, never bothered with running raids or dungeons until the past two or three years, and I have more than that. I think the highest I've seen is 150,000 or so.

In other words, filthy casual.

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Stern 4 points 2 months ago

He's also rank 1 in season 2, which means he hasn't played the new season at all as one levels up the pass.

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Jhex 4 points 2 months ago

AI slop doesn't get nuissance

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funkless_eck 1 point 2 months ago

Also sparrow and ship are on the next page not this one, they have Gjallarhorn equipped in the Artifact slot instead of the heavy weapon slot, he's wearing two different pairs of shoes, and he's a Warlock by the class item but can't fly evidently

oh and I just noticed he has no subclasses, so he's not even a Guardian, he's just some normal human dude

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SaintNectar 6 points 2 months ago

Idiocracy at its best

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BucketBong 5 points 2 months ago

Haha his shirt sleeve ripped but the forearm part is fused to his body.

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 5 points 2 months ago

"Two weeks and you'll have the Red War back, its gonna be fantastic"

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MisterD 5 points 2 months ago

President Comanche vibes

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SkaveRat 9 points 2 months ago

Don't soil President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachos name like that

The guy hired the smartest guy he knew and (after some misunderstandings) listened to him to solve the problems

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petersr 5 points 2 months ago

Whenever I see these cash grabs from Trump, I always think "Is money made from this going to Trumps companies or at least to the government?"

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taiyang 4 points 2 months ago

I don't really care about this. But, I do like when I see progressive politicians do pop culture style (that isn't cringe), like what Mamdani does now and again. No AI needed in that case, just cheesy video transitions and a sense of humor.

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Maybelline 4 points 2 months ago

I think they misspelled "clan"

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JayK117 3 points 2 months ago

If they got wind ahead of time it makes total sense for Bungie to end development of D2. Whatever this is should never see the light of day. Whatever he touches, dies.

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abcdqfr 3 points 2 months ago

Chum is the right word for this. Shit tier bait. Distraction.

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Redvenom 3 points 2 months ago

The dude is biodegrading in real time, like some left it out of the fridge over night, I mean if he had a photo in above average physique at any point in time, that would be used in everything

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Kolanaki 3 points 2 months ago

Density 2

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aamram 3 points 2 months ago

Switch to the "Triumphs" tab to check the wins... Lol

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echodot 2 points 2 months ago

What device is it supposed to be on, is it supposed to be a phone?

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BlatNews 1 point 2 months ago

My uncle Donald said he plays it on a nintendo

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ILikeBoobies 1 point 2 months ago

Xbox based on the button prompts.

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boonhet 1 point 2 months ago

I see console buttons

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TerdFerguson 2 points 2 months ago

Moron-worshipping cult of troglodytes.

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OldChicoAle 2 points 2 months ago

He's never looked like that.

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DonGirses 2 points 2 months ago

you know he fucking wishes he looked anything close to that

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Snickerz_Bar 1 point 2 months ago

Would of been better if power level was 7001.

But fuck this U.S. administration.

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qualia 1 point 2 months ago

How of you been lately?

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