Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

10 days ago by Technoworcester to c/nottheonion

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

Update: further information by @BigDiction@lemmy.world in the comments below

turdas 251 points 10 days ago

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

But apparently not so ecologically sensitive that an undersea cable couldn't run through it.

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ltxrtquq 236 points 10 days ago

You only have to lay a cable down once and it'll work for however many decades. People trudging through on a regular basis to leave rocks would be an ongoing concern.

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atomicbocks 29 points 10 days ago

This assumes a lot of things about the installation and longevity of the cable and its jacket, and forgets that some of these things have been so magnetically interfering to their surroundings that sharks have bitten them.

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KairuByte 13 points 10 days ago

To be fair, sharks bite a lot of things.

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Cocodapuf 5 points 9 days ago

This sounds a bit cliche, or like just a joke, but it's really quite true.

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VAK 0 points 10 days ago
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Buffalox 51 points 10 days ago

My ignorance is as valid as the knowledge of experts.

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lath 0 points 10 days ago

The knowledge of experts is as valid as the hand which feeds them.

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remon 170 points 10 days ago

In the end, he said, “we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby’s grave”.

The Bronze Age remains include urns associated with human burial.

Priorities are in order!

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FistingEnthusiast 130 points 10 days ago

This is fucking pathetic

At least no actual harm was done to a site of archaeological significance to placate a bunch of fucking nerds

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 102 points 10 days ago

Tasteless transphobic nerds.

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chocrates 53 points 10 days ago

This is so frustrating. My sister loves HP and refuses to discuss Rowling. While still buying merch that directly supports her.

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Jason2357 35 points 10 days ago

If there was ever a reason to buy unlicensed knock-offs...

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moldy_rice 12 points 10 days ago

I love Harry Potter. I pirated every book and seed every movie.

You can still enjoy something without supporting her.

Talk to your sister about the economics of pirating. You can make your own merch.

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thisislieven 9 points 9 days ago

True, but on a personal level I also just really can't enjoy it anymore knowing who's behind it regardless of how I obtain it.

(I also just grew out of it, that too)

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 1 point 9 days ago

No. No I think when its doing ecological damage you need to knock it the fuck off.

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Eq0 0 points 10 days ago

For books and merch, second hand also avoids supporting Rowling

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Janx 1 point 10 days ago

I wish I was talented and safe from prosecution. I would sell every Harry Potter thing I could, and donate the profits to a trans-positive cause...

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starlinguk 12 points 10 days ago

Trust me, many (former) Harry Potter fans are incredibly disappointed and do not support the queen TERF.

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boonhet 43 points 10 days ago

a bunch of fucking nerds

Lol Harry Potter readers being nerdy kids may have been true in the late 90s or early 00s. Most fans of the movies are normies.

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atomicbocks 38 points 10 days ago

It wasn’t even true then. Harry Potter was the flagship of the Scholastic book fair at the time along with books like Animorphs.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 19 points 10 days ago

Have you read Animorphs? Those books were bought entirely by people judging them based on their cover. They have kids on them turning into a different animal on each. That just looked cool. If I had had the money for it, I too would have collected them, entirely based on the animals on the cover (I'll take the dog, the hawk, and the dolphin, thanks). 99% of kids who bought them would have done so for the exact same reason.

The actual story is some of the least kid-friendly I've ever heard. It's filled with body horror, cosmic horror, guerilla warfare and espionage with child soldiers, children losing their bodies, children losing their minds through torture, kids having existential crises after witnessing and participating horrific acts of war, countless murders of loved ones, planet scale genocide, etc. It's not for normies. I don't know anyone personally that has actually read the whole series, including myself. I have watched a guy on YouTube go over the plot in summary and... holy fuck. Those books are darker than anything I've read as an adult.

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Catoblepas 8 points 10 days ago

I don't know anyone personally that has actually read the whole series, including myself.

I think I have? There might be a side book or two I missed, I think I only read one of the choose your own adventure ones. But I read the main series all the way to the end and the ‘main’ side stories (Hork-Bajir Chronicles, etc). I enjoyed the hell out of it as a kid, it definitely influenced a lot of my anti-war feelings.

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moldy_rice 4 points 10 days ago

I loved that shit as a kid.

I also watch the news and learn about the genocide in Palestine every morning. The biggest difference is that Animorphs was much more fun and had a better ending.

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13igTyme 3 points 10 days ago

You're both wrong. All books are for nerds. Now hand over your lunch money.

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atomicbocks 3 points 10 days ago

I was a kid back then so I definitely read some of them. Though I have no memory of them having a related story or a contiguous plot line, or really of any of the plot lines anyway. I vaguely remember that there were more books later on, I’m pretty sure the ones I read were like the first few published.

I definitely remember there being Animorphs posters in our school library and shit and the software used to make the cover was very popular, at the time it was also used in several TV shows and such.

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emeralddawn45 4 points 10 days ago

I mean yeah but animorphs was definitely some nerd shit. I say that as a proud nerd, but it absolutely was.

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GoofSchmoofer 32 points 10 days ago

Stop the nerd on nerd hate - if you're posting on Lemmy the chance that you are also a nerd is pretty damn high.

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Miller -15 points 10 days ago

The Bronze Age burial site is nerdy, to bury the dead in the first place and to study it a thousand years later is nerdy, that is to say the product of a complex mind. Perhaps over-complex but that is beyond the scope of this post, enough to say its all a bit nerdy.

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FistingEnthusiast 35 points 10 days ago

If you think the two are remotely equivalent in historical significance, then you can suck the farts directly out of my arsehole

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Miller 2 points 10 days ago

I don't want to do that.

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Sidhean 1 point 9 days ago

If burying one's dead is nerdy, we might throw the concept out entirely lol.

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Miller 1 point 9 days ago

It is nerdy in the sense it is the product of complex thought, same as fiction, same as prehistoric burial sites which came about because someone dreamt the sun god said that appeases him and honours the dead. It is all the same box of tricks.

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prole 99 points 10 days ago

Jesus Christ, they're not even good children's books

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 50 points 10 days ago

It's, of course, a matter of taste whether or not you find them good. But let's not pretend that we're not talking about one of he most popular, best-selling children's book series of all time that spawned a 30+ billion dollar franchise of movies, merch, games, and a theme park. Plenty of people found them plenty good enough to generate that big of a financial success.

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Th3D3k0y 27 points 10 days ago

hey now, lets not try to get people to realize that other people's opinions matter.

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prole 12 points 10 days ago

And we all know that popular equals quality

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points 10 days ago

Popular doesn't mean great, of course, but it does mean it was at least good enough to be enjoyed by a lot of people. If it were objectively bad, as in it had no good qualities at all, it wouldn't be popular.

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architect -8 points 10 days ago

Harry Potter is very well written. Like leagues beyond what you typically get for youth fiction/young adult.

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pixxelkick 13 points 10 days ago

Its pretty mid.

I was a book kid, who grew up and was 13 to 17 during the release of the HP series.

I read mountains of YA books and adult alike. Spent tonnes of weekend days at the library.

HP was okay, it wasnt bad.

But it wasnt the best either. I would absolutely say stuff like Sabriel and the Bartimaeus trilogy were substantially better.

Oh and dont even get me started on Redwall, Jacques was an amazing writer who knew how to craft incredible worlds.

By comparison to those, Id score HP closer to a 6 or so.

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Rai 10 points 10 days ago

You’ve only got “UK AKSHULLY NO IT ISNT LALALALA” responses, and I feel obligated to speak up for my late (queer fan) friend and say I’m not a fan but they are completely fine books written better then a shit ton of other books for kids. I’ve read the first four and found them to be between “serviceable” and “great”. They were no “Animorphs” to me, but at no point did I find myself thinking “this is boring and sucks”, so people saying they’re straight-up bad are nuts or just being disingenuous.

If the author wasn’t a mad cunt, I guarantee most of the people saying they’re shit wouldn’t be saying that.

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crapwittyname 6 points 10 days ago

Harry Potter is very well written. Like leagues beyond what you typically get for youth fiction/young adult.

, they said loftily.

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AlteredEgo 5 points 10 days ago

It's really not well written, by classical standards. It's very colorful and fun and entertaining. But the story and plot constantly use "deus ex machina". Just try an summarize the actions and plot of the movie, it makes no sense whatsoever. Really the story is garbage, but the characters and adventure still makes it fun.

I think that is a feature of a many modern "web novels" or fan fiction. A sort of liberation of the shackles of good writing. Web novels democratized authorship in a way. We really have far more entertaining authors with much more talent than was made to believe (Tangent: A bit like porn today, now that everybody can do it on their own, from their home without some creepy porn producer, we have far better and more creative porn than ever). Most people are creative and pretty good as amateur writers. They just haven't learned the craft of writing a good story lol (cannot be said about Rowlings though, she should have known better).

Why some things become a hit and others not is an unsolved question. If we could answer that, book publishing and movie studios would work very differently. Don't ascribe to quality which can equally be ascribed to luck or marketing.

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kescusay 5 points 9 days ago

You should read His Dark Materials or The Old Kingdom. Both series are much, much more thoughtfully put together. Their plotting and characterization really put HP to shame.

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PumpUpTheJam 4 points 10 days ago

It's not very well written, even by youth / young adult standards.

It's not poorly written either mind.

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Susaga -1 points 10 days ago

I do think a lot of that popularity was because it came out when internet forums were a novelty. If you're used to only one or two people liking the same book as you, then you see thousands liking the same book, that book must be popular.

Then the popularity fed itself. Movies, merch, games, everything was done to capitalise on the "popularity" of a new series, and this introduced it to a new audience. Media started to talk about the new book series that people were going mad for. People who didn't read the books wanted to find out what everyone was talking about. Time passes, and people look back on the books with nostalgia goggles. Even you, when defending the book, can only point to its popularity as an argument.

The actual book doesn't matter. It's popular because it's popular.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey -2 points 10 days ago

Even you, when defending the book, can only point to its popularity as an argument.

Well, that's a bad assumption. I was appealing to it popularity and financial value because that is a real objective measure that indicates that people liked the series. I didn't argue with someone on the internet who declared that the books were bad, full stop, over my subjective perception of its merits and quality becuase that is a pointless argument to have. Not to mention, likely one to be met with open hostility on Lemmy. No thanks.

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Susaga 1 point 10 days ago

First, it's only a measure that people consume the media, not that they enjoy it. Hate-watching is a thing, as you can tell from a comment higher up. Or they watched because someone else wanted to watch (or they thought someone else wanted to watch).

Second, enjoyment does not reflect quality. People can like bad media. I like the second D&D movie, and even I can only rate it's quality as "fine".

Third, even at the height of its popularity and among its strongest fans, there are flaws galore in the books. Even ignoring the racism, sexism, ablism, slavery, "ugly is bad" mindset, and all that, there's also stupid plot decisions and lazy world building. Of all the fanfics on AO3, well over a third of them are fix-fics.

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HulkSmashBurgers 39 points 10 days ago

Plus the Author is a bigot.

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FatVegan 20 points 10 days ago

They are quite shit. They are easy reads, and it gets children to read, that's pretty good. But damn, shit makes no sense, and harry potter adults are pretty damn weird.

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Lanske 12 points 10 days ago

I like the books, hate the writer

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GreenKnight23 7 points 10 days ago

and dobby was the most poorly written one.

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ILikeBoobies 13 points 10 days ago

Not the Jewish bankers or Irish bomber?

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GreenKnight23 8 points 10 days ago

they weren't Jewish, they were goblins...

1000004448

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ILikeBoobies 4 points 9 days ago

There is a historical relation between their stories. So it is a pretty convenient mistake that her history doesn't afford much leeway in.

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andros_rex 7 points 9 days ago

The first four are decent monster of the week fare.

The last three remind me of bad fanfiction. The attempt to pull it all together into some sort of grand storyline is pathetic. The Horcruxes and Deadly Hallows crap was clearly pulled out of her ass at the last minute.

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 98 points 10 days ago

Okay yeah Harry Potter fans need to fucking stop. Just fucking stop. Read a book that isn't fucking shit.

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prole 19 points 10 days ago

Read literally any fucking book

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moldy_rice 12 points 10 days ago

Malania Trump's memoir it is.

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Janx 7 points 10 days ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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nightlily 3 points 9 days ago

With an Atlas Shrugged chaser.

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 4 points 9 days ago

Okay maybe have some standards. You know they're gonna go straight for mein Kampf.

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Dojan 6 points 10 days ago

Harry Potter fans aren't necessarily readers. Harry Potter succeeded because a media empire was built with it, not because it was a good story that spawned a lot of readers.

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remon 21 points 10 days ago

The books (especially the first) were one of the biggest best sellers of all time and an international success long before there were movies or any "media empire", saying it didn't spawn a lot readers is just ... dumb.

I'm pretty sure a lot more people have read the books than thre is Harry Potter fans these days, simply because most people eventually grow out of it.

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Dojan -16 points 10 days ago

Reading one book, or a single series of books doesn't make you a reader. I wouldn't claim to be a plumber just because I've fixed my sink a handful of times.

The idea that Harry Potter spawned a "generation of readers" is entirely manufactured by its publishers, there's no data backing that claim up..

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remon 12 points 10 days ago

Nobody said it was a revolution for reading or literacy, but just by sheer number the book still has still likely spawned more readers than any other books in recent decades.

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moldy_rice 5 points 10 days ago

I never read books as a kid for fun, until the 7th book came out when I was in high school. I read them all and never stopped.

HP definitely was one of the most commonly read books by most of my peers, and I'm afraid kids would have read much less without them (in my generation, before the movies were made)

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starlinguk 3 points 10 days ago

The first few books had zero merchandise because Rowling was against it. I know, talk about a change of heart...

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 2 points 9 days ago

Maybe someone should teach them to read?

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Dojan 3 points 9 days ago

Yeah, you know like the parents, and their teachers. J KKK Rowling has done enough damage.

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cupcakezealot 71 points 10 days ago

y'all i was a mega harry potter fan growing up and even i think this was pathetic; READ ANOTHER BOOK

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Zombie 29 points 10 days ago

I'm starting to think there's a correlation between cults and the inability to read more than one book...

Although in saying that, most Christians I've met haven't actually read their book so that theory falls through pretty quickly. Nevermind!

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bufalo1973 7 points 10 days ago

correlation between cults and the inability to read more than part of one book

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PRIMEcavitationfetishist 3 points 10 days ago

Why can't they read more?

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starlinguk 2 points 10 days ago

I suggest Ellen Booraem's books, especially Small Persons with Wings.

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cupcakezealot 2 points 10 days ago

chris colfers the land of stories is amazing too!

and jessica spotswood's cahill witch chronicles

they're some of my favourites

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Mirshe 2 points 10 days ago

I was about to say, I read all the books as they were releasing. This is still dumb as fuck and the fans who agitated for it should feel ashamed.

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Doom 65 points 9 days ago

I don't give a fuck about HP Whatshercunt, but I do love this story. Because it shows that collectively we have more power then these companies. If we could get our shit together and stop fighting each other we could bully them into litterally anything we want because THERE ARE MORE OF US. It's so dumb that we have let a tiny group of people convince us, the larger group that massively outnumbers them, they have all the power in the relationship.

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SpaceCowboy 21 points 9 days ago

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

Just another story about people making the real world a little worse because they're disconnected from reality.

Do you also applaud antivaxxers get together and bully people? Same thing isn't it? People disconnected from reality bullying people.

Sorry, but people disconnected from reality aren't capable of making any improvement in the world.

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megopie 11 points 9 days ago

It was a … power cable. To connect the Irish grid to the welsh/English grid. To allow for more efficient transfer of power between renewable generation to the respective grids based on availability and need.

It was actually a good project? Like unironically. It was going to allow for further decarbonization. Now it’s been delayed and going to cost a lot more, and may have to go through a Bronze Age burial site now.

The people who blocked the project were also disturbing the local environment by leaving huge amounts of synthetic fiber socks at the beach.

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HCSOThrowaway 6 points 9 days ago

"Sorry, too busy attacking political allies for disagreeing with me on a point or two."

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almost_genocide -10 points 9 days ago

Which two points are you talking about? Would it happen to be:

  1. Blocking strikes
  2. Supporting genocide

Because people who support those things are not allies.

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HCSOThrowaway 6 points 9 days ago

I feel like you over-specific'ed my meme into an apparent attack on me or my position(s)?

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almost_genocide -9 points 9 days ago

I don't see an answer to my question anywhere in this comment.

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StupidBrotherInLaw 6 points 9 days ago

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HCSOThrowaway 4 points 9 days ago

A brief glance at their profile shows they mostly spend their time on the fediverse dropping incendiary comments in politically charged threads; we may never get clarification.

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remon -1 points 9 days ago

Yeah, it's a pretty wholesome story about a group of fans caring about something fun, the company playing along ... and everyone ended up happy in the end.

Well, not entirely ... one small comment section of indomitable lemmies still holds out against the joy!

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cerebralhawks 64 points 10 days ago

What I don't get is, how did Dobby get so much love in the Harry Potter fandom while Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars got so much hate? They were both insufferably annoying characters.

I get that Dobby has fans; what I don't get is why the same wasn't extended to Jar-Jar.

Jar-Jar didn't die, I guess, but I feel like even if he did, fans would glaze him over decades later. They'd say "good riddance" and that would be that.

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glimse 68 points 10 days ago

Dobby was a pitiful creature enslaved by a bad guy who dies saving the main characters

Jar Jar was a stupid alien added to the prequel for comedic relief

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grue 20 points 10 days ago

Jar Jar was a stupid alien added to the prequel for comedic relief

Jar Jar was the big bad until they dialed up the obfuscating stupidity too high and the backlash made George Lucas chicken out.

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gravitas_deficiency 24 points 10 days ago

Darth Jar Jar has always been canon and nothing will convince me otherwise

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Duamerthrax 13 points 10 days ago

I don't really buy Darth Jar Jar, but I can see him being an exiled Jedi. None of his "accidents" worked against the goals of the heroes and he was always where he needed to be. He felt like the drunken fool who would be revealed to a kungfu master by the end. Gin's dismissive lines to him in episode 1 was setting up for something. The whole prequel trilogy was about the corruption of the Jedi and Jar Jar might have been exile or left because of his opposition to it.

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GeneralEmergency 6 points 10 days ago

That's just a fan theory made up by prequel fans trying to save face.

You can watch the behind the scenes documentaries. Jar jar was always meant to be a comedic character.

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glimse 0 points 10 days ago

I watched the original trilogy in the 90s but after seeing the jar jar movie in theaters, didn't watch anything in the franchise until Andor.

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jaybone 9 points 10 days ago

Meesa not laugh laugh

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Rai 3 points 10 days ago

I watched Episode One when it was released and I was completely bored through the whole thing. I enjoyed the first three movies in theaters well enough, so I was surprised at how bored I was.

I watched Episode One again with my spouse who had never seen Star Wars, as a “we should watch the first three movies for Spaceballs context” like a decade ago, then watched the fourth because I remembered it being shit. The only good part in that movie is when Jarjar says “DAT SMEL STINKAWIFF”, one of the fucking worst lines ever written. We quote it often now.

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Airfried 3 points 10 days ago

was a pitiful creature enslaved by a bad guy who dies saving the main characters

Also explains why we love Anakin/Vader.

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ripcord 2 points 10 days ago

Do we, though?

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Airfried 2 points 9 days ago

It's definitely the most popular character in the franchise.

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remon 21 points 10 days ago

I think one major difference is that Dobby is a character that was introduced quite early in the main run of the books/movies, where as Jar Jar was kind of just shoe-horned into an already bad prequel.

But I don't want to imagine a world were Jar Jar was part of the OT.

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bufalo1973 4 points 10 days ago

Had Lucas not chickened out and go with the "Darth Jar-Jar" storyline maybe now Jar-Jar would be a good character for everyone.

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massive_bereavement 2 points 10 days ago

Meesa sad now.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 11 points 10 days ago

Jar-Jar was introduced at a time when everyone had spent twenty years forming their idea of what a Star Wars movie should be like and he ran totally counter to that. Dobby was introduced in the second instalment of his series.

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ICastFist 10 points 10 days ago

As someone who read 4 HP books back in 2001-2 and only saw the first 2 movies, I was deeply annoyed by that goblin. Maybe I didn't see "the good part" of the character?

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Th3D3k0y 9 points 10 days ago

My wife cried when Dobby died. I couldn't have cared less, thing showed up for like 10 seconds, pulled a Deus Ex Machina and died. Congrats, you served your purpose random Red Shirt.

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moldy_rice 8 points 10 days ago

You didn't read the book

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Th3D3k0y 0 points 10 days ago

I read the book, I read **all ** the main series books. Dobby was as useful as Cho Chang to the story, minus one scene.

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Duamerthrax 10 points 10 days ago

Because Harry Potter fans, including the adults are children.

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starlinguk 11 points 10 days ago

I am 58. I've read War and Peace, Ulysses, LOTR and the Harry Potter series and that's fine because I'm not an insecure child.

PS fuck JKR.

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Don_alForno 9 points 10 days ago

And Star Wars fans are not?

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Duamerthrax 5 points 10 days ago

Star Wars fans at their worse are more like adult teenagers. The types that made it their whole personality.

When you tell a HP fan that they shouldn't give Rowling money, they whine like a spoiled child having their candy taken away.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 10 days ago

Are we talking about all the people who've been Star Wars fans during the nearly 50 years that it's existed, or the people who are still fans in 2026? I'd agree that Star Wars' current fanbase is made up of insecure children, since everyone else checked out long ago.

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MonkderVierte 3 points 10 days ago

Different children.

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djsiete -10 points 10 days ago
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Don_alForno 6 points 10 days ago

I happen to think you should feel ashamed for judging what people harmlessly enjoy. Guess we each have our pet peeves.

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Grimy 5 points 10 days ago

No fun allowed 😠

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SabinStargem 9 points 10 days ago

Personally, I am a fan of the Darth Jar-Jar hypothesis. In light of recent real-world history, it has become very plausible.

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cerebralhawks 2 points 9 days ago

I never dug too deeply into that one, but from what I've heard, I want it to be true.

Yoda showed us that we didn't hate characters who spoke grammatically differently from the rest. Yoda was never annoying, though. Personally I just felt like Jar Jar was rather pointless.

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moldy_rice 6 points 10 days ago

Jar jar was racist

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altkey 6 points 10 days ago

Dobbie was perceived by kids aging into adults.

JarJar was perceived by adults from the start.

Probably, kids had more capacity for their bullshit?

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Dojan 1 point 10 days ago

I was a kid when Jar Jar was new, and I'm still quite fond of the character. To me he's the best thing about the series (I don't hold Star Wars in very high regard), so I think you're on to something.

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dreadbeef 5 points 10 days ago

Harry Potter was mostly kids watching and their families. Phantom Menace had to also cater to adult-shaped children who lost their collective shit after realizing Star Wars is actually a kids movie franchise made to sell toys and merchandising and licensing deals to children and continue on into adult hood.

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grue 4 points 10 days ago

Jar Jar was too much of a racist caricature.

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bufalo1973 6 points 10 days ago

So was Watto and it doesn't get that much backlash.

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ripcord 4 points 10 days ago

Or the trade federation dudes

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grue 5 points 10 days ago

Watto and Nute Gunray weren't portrayed as buffoons, though. Jar Jar had the double-whammy of not just referencing an ethnicity, but doing so in a gratuitously insulting way.

(Granted, Watto, being a slaveowner, was certainly not a sympathetic character either, but at least he behaved reasonably enough in the context of the story. A shrewd businessman, but not greedy or duplicitous, you know? At least Lucas stopped short of the really offensive antisemitic tropes.)

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BigPotato 3 points 10 days ago

That's because the Gringotts Goblins control the galactic media.

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GregorGizeh 3 points 10 days ago

As a european i have no idea what he is supposed to be a caricature of. Vaguely referencing tribal cultures?

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Duamerthrax 11 points 10 days ago

Rastafari. Lucas has a bad habit of including a little casual racism in a lot of his works. Less a matter of being hateful and more a matter of being old and out of touch with certain matters.

There's also "Small Round" and the Indian banquet from Temple of Doom and the Jewish stereotype Watto from episode 1.

I also don't buy that as being the difference between the two. Doby was from a slave race and treated as weird for not wanting to be a slave. That's way worse than what Lucas did.

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grue 2 points 10 days ago

Rastafari. Lucas has a bad habit of including a little casual racism in a lot of his works. Less a matter of because hateful and more a matter of being old and out of touch with certain matters.

I feel like it was just because he was trying to make them sound exotic/foreign/alien and wasn't imaginative enough to make up accents from scratch.

There’s also “Small Round” and the Indian banquet from Temple of Doom and the Jewish stereotype Watto from episode 1.

There's also the hyper-Japanese Nute Gunray from the same movie. Lucas was pretty equal-opportunity in his cultural appropriation, LOL!

I also don’t buy that as being the difference between the two. Doby was from a slave race and treated as weird for not wanting to be a slave. That’s way worse than what Lucas did.

Yeah, but that made Dobby a more sympathetic character. There was nothing like that for Jar Jar (especially since the only people that treated him badly were other Gungans, and it was earned). Dobby was oppressed and brainwashed; Jar Jar was just [very convincingly pretending to be] a clumsy oaf with a stereoptyical accent, which basically just makes him an insult to that ethnicity.

Also, keep in mind we're talking about how people feel about the characters themselves, not how people feel about the creators' purpose for writing them that way. So yeah, 100% agree that Rowling was way more problematic than Lucas, but that doesn't mean Dobby was more problematic than Jar Jar.

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remon 2 points 10 days ago

First time I'm hearing that. Anyway, I hated him way before he was racist!

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starlinguk -1 points 10 days ago

I couldn't stand Dobby. Didn't shed a tear when he died. Fred, on the other hand...

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thechosen2nd -2 points 10 days ago

No idea. I hate Dobbie deeply, and cheered when it died

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RainbowBlite 58 points 10 days ago

This is actually a win. The original site was going through an ecological sensitive area. People fought to protect the "grave" of a fictional character but accidentally protected a delicate ecology. That is more important than protecting the dead, real or not.

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

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RememberTheApollo_ 54 points 9 days ago

Gotta love that a fictional character created by a transphobe carries more weight and concern than the further destruction of our biosphere.

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SpookyBogMonster 10 points 9 days ago

People are leaving rocks at the site of the "grave", which they've repeatedly been told not to do, specifically because of concerns about harm to the environment. So they might have accidentally helped in some respect, but it doesn't exactly mean much when they're showing up themselves, and fucking it up anyway

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megopie 6 points 9 days ago

The HP obsessive are also littering that sensitive sight with a bunch of socks.

Also the cable was for sharing load between grids to account for variability in power generation in renewables. It was literally being built to support further decarbonization of the grid.

Oh and now the cable might have to go through a Bronze Age burial site.

Like, this is not a win, this is idiots making a good project more expensive and difficult and potentially causing the destruction of an archeological site.

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Abyssian 42 points 10 days ago

"How did Donald Trump win in the US? How could so many people be so stupid and out of touch with reality?"

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

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Diddlydee 35 points 10 days ago

I was dragged along to see this by my kids. Having never seen the movies or read the book, I was expecting something substantially more than the pile of rocks with some old socks.

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Akasazh 8 points 10 days ago

It's not about the destination but the journey

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ripcord 17 points 10 days ago

The journey: drove a couple of hours to find a pile of rocks and some old socks

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moldy_rice -4 points 10 days ago

Stop driving.

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ripcord 3 points 10 days ago

No

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StillAlive 18 points 10 days ago

Yikes. Fuck these dumbasses.

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bowsertattoo 18 points 10 days ago

wow this sucks

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inb4_FoundTheVegan 16 points 9 days ago

Cult behavior.

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mechoman444 16 points 9 days ago

Who the fuck cares about Dobby's grave!

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strumpet 15 points 10 days ago path: 0 25222502, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 6
Technoworcester 24 points 10 days ago

Fuck that. Login???

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BigDiction 33 points 9 days ago

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OrteilGenou 5 points 9 days ago

Yeah, if you open Fuckweddit and look at a page for long enough it covers the entire page with a big LOG IN OR SIGN UP to block contents

That's why I'm here

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beejboytyson 2 points 10 days ago

Never I let google steal the info

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HerbGrower 3 points 9 days ago

I am not creating an account to view that

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m0stlyharmless 2 points 9 days ago path: 0 25222502 25233189, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
flamingo_pinyata 12 points 10 days ago

It kind of cute. Even in modern times we create new sacred spaces, although a bit different than we were used to.

I can imagine some future archeologists wondering who this "Dobby" was that his grave was an importat site of pilgrimage. Maybe concluding it wasn't actually a person but a local minor deity.

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cupcakezealot 20 points 10 days ago

"who was this dobby? and how did he manage to bury himself in solid cement?"

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schnurrito 13 points 10 days ago path: 0 25214277 25214313, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
tazeycrazy 10 points 10 days ago

I could imagine they would be confused that we thought he was an elf and then more confused when they can't find the body so assume it was either removed or never existed.

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flamingo_pinyata 5 points 10 days ago

They will debate on what exactly an "elf" was. Dobby was an elf, but Legolas was also an elf. At least a few articles will be written trying to reconcile the contradictory data.

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nightlily 12 points 9 days ago

They’ll do anything but acknowledge they’re funding the legal discrimination of trans people in the UK.

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itsjustachairmary 7 points 9 days ago

I for one am glad they're leaving this gender neutral toilet alone

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SCmSTR 7 points 10 days ago

I had a small inkling of hope that "dobby's grave" was something unrelated to hary pooper

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starlinguk 2 points 10 days ago

If you want to visit an interesting, more meaningful grave, visit "Sambo's" grave on Sunderland Point.

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Crow_Thief -3 points 9 days ago

Any grave site more than a hundred years old that isnt well preserved is actually exactly as fictional as dobbys grave. Neither person is in there, after all...

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absentbird 7 points 9 days ago

Except we can and have learned volumes from the past by studying grave sites, but that doesn't work for fictional sites.

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