Trump administration declares brass instruments a national security threat

7 days ago by Sundray to c/nottheonion

Critics are shocked by the brass neck of it.

The administration argues that relying on imported metals could reduce demand for American-made materials, leaving the US with less domestic production and fewer critical supplies in the event of a national emergency.

And because brass instruments are made mostly from copper and zinc, they have been swept into the same net as fire extinguishers, floor safes, electrical cables, welding-machine parts, and tanker trailers.

🤯

SailorFuzz 153 points 7 days ago

the tariffs that, again, the courts already ruled were unconstitutional. Trump doesn't have the authority to levy taxes/tariffs. And yet, he keeps ordering tariffs around for bullshit national security reasons.

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CaptainMan251 72 points 7 days ago

I cannot understand why Trump just says "Do these things that break the law" and everyone just fucking does it.

I was actually shocked that he didn't just coerce everyone into halting birthright citizenship

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SailorFuzz 35 points 7 days ago

I mean, didnt he? He just put out an executive order to attack birthright citizenship immediately after and in response to the supreme court upholding that its a constitutional right. He doesnt give af what courts say, or the law says.

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Carighan 12 points 7 days ago

Because all the pedo-enablers are currently in power because they entertain the pedo president, specifically. Hence they do whatever he says because that's how they stay in power. You can see from some recent movement in the Reps that they do know they need to offboard at the right moment, and they're starting to prepare for that, but right now it's how they stay in power.

And, it adds that since Trump is constantly extracting the money of american taxpayers for his personal wealth via the control the presidency gives him, this system enables Republicans to largely get away with the same thing, hence they probably not only gain power but also massive wealth from it.

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DomeGuy 7 points 7 days ago

The POTUS has no power to levy taxes without an act of congress.

There are a bunch of acts of.congress that give discretionary power to the POTUS for certain specific taxes in response to certain international actions.

Here's a plausible sounding website found from a quick web search.

https://legalunitedstates.com/...

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WhoIzDisIz 52 points 7 days ago

A national security threat created by Republicans decades ago by allowing encouraging the export of American jobs to foreign countries in order for corporations to take the lazy path towards improving profits via slave labor freely available in other countries.

The entire GOP establishment and their corporate benefactors sold out our futures for a quick and easy profit. They should be held criminally responsible for destroying this country for their own gain.

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luthis 16 points 7 days ago

I doubt they will ever be held criminally responsible, but perhaps you could hold them gravitationally responsible? Maybe by dropping them off a building?

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Melobol 9 points 7 days ago

Who would hold them responsible? They won't even publish documents thats even steps before actually getting accused and prosecuted and punished?
The kid rapist elite has nothing to be afraid of. The DOJ has no power over them, while genuine US citizens are getting executed in daylight on the streets and human beings are held in worst condition than cattle.

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Blibly 12 points 7 days ago

Sorry there's just not enough time in our 24-hour news cycle to cover the pedophile ring holding the richest country in the world hostage. We have to run these stories about Fauci. Then we have to cover every stupid fucking thing Donald Trump says but NOT the fact that he rapes kids

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luthis 50 points 7 days ago

There's a particular trumpet sound that describes this situation perfectly

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NaibofTabr 29 points 7 days ago

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Inucune 34 points 7 days ago

Here comes the brass tax.

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PyroNeurosis 9 points 7 days ago

We finally got down to it.

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Archangel1313 28 points 7 days ago

The move is part of the Trump administration’s broader tariff strategy, which it says will encourage people to buy American-made goods and attract investment from foreign companies.

So...isn't this just an admission that it really has nothing to do with national security?

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Abyssian 23 points 7 days ago

Well Trump wouldn't need to do that if those crazy terrorist libtards would stop chasing him with them.

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Aatube 22 points 7 days ago

Article on this from Reason Magazine, the only major-ish outlet that's reported on this so far. In fact, it looks like they originated this story: https://reason.com/...

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daannii 20 points 7 days ago

He Used Italian marble in the bathroom renovations at the White House.

This is all nonsense.

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captainlezbian 4 points 7 days ago path: 0 25271583 25280454, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 2
daannii 2 points 6 days ago

I don't consider myself particularly patriotic but I do feel like national state buildings should be made with materials from this country.

It's big enough. We have the basics here. Marble. Wood.

Why not showcase this countries materials ?

Also did you see the bathroom?. It's so ugly.

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captainlezbian 2 points 6 days ago

Tbh if I didn't hate the man I'd like the bathroom.

But yeah I feel that public buildings should use American materials. Really they should prioritize materials within their jurisdiction, and where it's not possible as close to the level of jurisdiction as possible, including continent level. That means if we don't have it then we should check if canada or Mexico do. And I'm not saying to use the gray granite that my link included, we can bypass for concerns of beauty and practicality, but there's beautiful stone in America. And in general I feel it adds to the local identity to use materials from there. New Mexico, Vermont, and Minnesota shouldn't have state houses that look the same.

Exceptions of course for gifts, like, actual gifts, not grift gifts. The statue of liberty being french bronze is great, it remains a symbol of the fact that they used to like us back in the day.

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yuknowhokat 4 points 7 days ago

All of the rules and laws he wants apparently have no jurisdiction on him. Just like hiring undocumented immigrants in his businesses

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finallymadeanaccount 19 points 7 days ago

On the plus side, RFK Jr said eating aluminium foil is perfectly healthy. He even offered to teach some abdominal exercises that can help roll the foil around the roadkill in your gut, to help keep it unfresh between digestion cycles, which are totally a thing, too.

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PalmTreeIsBestTree 7 points 7 days ago

Wtf am I reading??

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Lost_My_Mind 19 points 7 days ago

Old man yells at cloud.

Or at this point, old man yells at anything to distract you from the epstein files.

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windowsphoneguy 16 points 7 days ago

thank mr skeletal 🎺

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SnoopSqueak 10 points 7 days ago

can you blame him?

it is his dooty

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keiko 6 points 7 days ago

"Doot Doot" Jazz Skull meme: animated sprite and GIF of a skull-faced character playing the trumpet with a skeletal hand

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4am 15 points 7 days ago

leaving the US with less domestic production

You’re about 40 years late on that one. I know MAGA is just rich people living out their “what the Gipper should’ve done!” fantasy, but you can’t just try and pick up where he left off.

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Aatube 15 points 7 days ago

It's not every day that ClassicFM gets to report on issues of national security.

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kamen 11 points 7 days ago

Brass Against the Machine

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nshibj 10 points 7 days ago

Brass Against is a rock+brass band that started doing covers of Rage Against The Machine, they also cover other rock and metal acts. Pretty cool.

https://brassagainst.com/

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kamen 5 points 7 days ago

Yeah, I thought of them, wasn't sure about the name. Shortened like this it could also be a reference to Rise Against.

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kevin 7 points 7 days ago

The revolution will have the most epic marches.

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nshibj 2 points 7 days ago path: 0 25274987 25277116 25278768, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Solventbubbles 11 points 6 days ago

Ska bands are now under constant watch.

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nightwatch_admin 10 points 7 days ago

Someone tell the Evangelical Nutters that Trump is trying to prevent the Apocalypse by stealing all the firstborns trumpets.

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87Six 9 points 7 days ago

Anything to make you forget he's a sex offender pedophile drug addict with a hole in the top of his mouth

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Duamerthrax 2 points 6 days ago

He's paranoid someone will hide a gun in one. He's lived most of his adult life afraid and the older he gets, the more afraid he is. It's the same reason he eats fast food. He thinks it would be harder to poison him that way.

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Danarchy 9 points 7 days ago

The table is set for the long-awaited sequel to Brassed Off

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Rentlar 7 points 7 days ago

A group of national security problems declares yet another thing as a national security threat.

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cupcakezealot 7 points 7 days ago

trump does something stupid film at 11.

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aeronmelon 7 points 7 days ago

Trump watched Eagle Eye and thinks Zuckerberg is going to try to assassinate him with a brass band.

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moldy_rice 1 point 7 days ago

God, the ending of that movie was so awful.

They should have realized that the targets were a threat, and imprisoned the war criminals. Instead, they shoved the Intel under the rug and let the criminals continue to run the country. Smh.

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qyron 6 points 7 days ago

You can not make this up. The next person stating that this or that plot line or twist does not make sense needs to stop for a moment, take a deep breath and have a sip of water.

I am waiting for a real life deus ex machina moment next.

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jerkface 5 points 7 days ago

Entirely un-oniony article

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Australis13 5 points 7 days ago

Does Trump have any brass instrument investments? This feels like an episode of The Goon Show... (In "Lurgi Strikes Britain", the fictional Lurgi/Lurgy illness is used to boost sales of brass band instruments, which supposedly protect against the disease.)

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sfbing 4 points 7 days ago

John Paulson, a major Trump supporter, has an investment firm that owns musical instrument manufacturer Conn-Selmer. Probably just mere coincidence.

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derfunkatron 3 points 7 days ago

Which makes little sense because Conn-Selmer doesn’t just manufacture brass instruments and saxophones, they also exclusively import a lot of the European and Asian “alternatives” (i.e. illusions of choice). The Selmer (not Selmer (USA)) part of Conn-Selmer are made in France and like half of the other brands are Chinese or Japanese.

I mean, regardless of what happens, Conn-Selmer has a practical monopoly, but even though Conn-Selmer does manufacture in the US, they probably still rely on importing metals, right?

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Chrglstr143 4 points 6 days ago

Goldfinger have been real silent since this dropped

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Axolotl_cpp 4 points 7 days ago

Watch trump putting ICE agents in the polling booths, just as Mussolini used to do

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Jankatarch 3 points 7 days ago

First they came for immigrants...

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Imgonnatrythis 5 points 7 days ago

French horns need to be the first to go folks.

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ClownStatue 3 points 7 days ago

Pretty sure you mean Freedom Horns, good sir or ma’am.

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biofaust 2 points 7 days ago

Mmm what about gym equipment?

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Lushed_Lungfish 3 points 7 days ago

What about it? The country is in the vast middle of an obesity epidemic.

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biofaust 1 point 4 days ago

I meant does this touch gym equipment as well since iron and other metals may be imported?

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Binette 1 point 7 days ago

Finally, I can put my trombone skills to use! 🪊🪊🪊

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eltrain123 0 points 7 days ago
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