Confused Mitch McConnell, 84, Has to Be Told How to Vote

a month ago by inclementimmigrant to c/politics

The senator, who had vanished for three months, attended a key committee meeting.
givesomefucks 228 points a month ago

This was already happening...

I forget which vote, but he voted the opposite of how he was supposed to and a bunch of aids had to jump in.

They just yelled at him to vote the other way, didn't even attempt to explain what was happening.

There's an army of staffers running our government thru geriatric puppets.

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FaceDeer 52 points a month ago

Sheesh, I hate that we're at the point where I feel bad for Mitch McConnell. This is elder abuse.

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ThatFuckingIdiot 80 points a month ago

That asshole deserves whatever elder abuse he's getting, times a hundredfold.

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DaveyRocket 16 points a month ago

Ya, but that’s not happening to him, it’s happening to someone who is probably no longer him and is just a frightened old man like any other. I wish bad things upon the past Mitch who was aware and doing terrible shit, but this isn’t him anymore.

It’s important to remember that an outlet for rage rarely aligns with our usual morals.

So instead, let’s fight elder abuse while ensuring future generations understand that this man was a fucking nazi who brought nothing but shame to the nation and state he swore to serve, while enriching himself.

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Lemming6969 5 points a month ago

It's Ok to flog the husk

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ThatFuckingIdiot 1 point a month ago

This prick gleefully made this country worse for millions of people for the next 3+ generations.

I don't care if he remembers his name in hell, may he burn there all the same.

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a_non_monotonic_function 4 points a month ago

I hope he's locked in there somewhere and just has to sit there and watch it happen.

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JcbAzPx 2 points a month ago

Okay, but we don't deserve his continued presence in the senate.

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MummifiedClient5000 60 points a month ago

No, it's exactly what he would have wanted.

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dhork 24 points a month ago

It is entirely fitting that Mitch McConnell is fillibustering Death itself

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bitjunkie 2 points a month ago

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Malica 1 point a month ago

Fuck him for having the release of a soggy brain

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Kirp123 32 points a month ago

Why is that even allowed. That's so fucked up.

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TenTonTruck 8 points a month ago

It has happened in the past with Feinstein, Hatch and numerous others. Term limits need to be in place. Its a sad state of affairs

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PokerChips 99 points a month ago

Seems illegal

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fyzzlefry 52 points a month ago

I love watching him yearn for death, trapped in his own body.

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bitjunkie 8 points a month ago

When has that ever stopped them?

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M137 5 points a month ago

Have you been around and even slightly informed for the past decade? Seeming illegal is light weight shit for them.

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PokerChips 1 point a month ago

True

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Lushed_Lungfish 3 points a month ago

Illegality has never been of great concern for American politicians.

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LoonyLenny 96 points a month ago

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stringere 13 points a month ago

Lindsey Graham was one of his few remaining horcruxes.

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Rubanski 5 points a month ago

To be more precise, it was one of Graham's ladybugs

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smeenz 3 points a month ago
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KaChilde 71 points a month ago

This image from the article is rough. I have watched three grandparents decline mentally before they passed, and that is the face of someone who is not sure where they are but is doing their best to pretend they aren’t lost and scared.

As much as I hate the man for evil he has put into the world, that is not Mitch anymore, and I legitimately feel sorry for the lost mind trapped inside his body. I hope he passes soon, for everyone’s sake.

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sportsjorts 85 points a month ago

That man has helped kill millions of people.

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Goldmage263 22 points a month ago

Look, I want to piss on his grave as much as anyone, but it isn't retribution or justice when the individual suffering no longer remembers who they are or what they did. Makes me think of Nier: Automata with ::: spoiler spoiler ___ Popola and Devola ::: I'm just ready for Kentucky to get another chance at a thinking representative.

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sportsjorts 39 points a month ago

Great game. Still don’t care. Dude has done imessurable harm to innocent and oppressed people. My grandma went like this and it’s horrible to watch. My grandma never heald a seat of power and helped destroy the United States and murder women and children. Fuck Mitch. Fuck the shell of Mitch and may his mindless bitch ass be as scared and unaware until he shuffles off this mortal coil. This is the great equalizer and just more evidence why we should be kind to each other and not tolerate Nazis. Mitch has been instrumental to where we are as a nation of Nazis right now. And we aren’t even fucking getting started. Sincerely one of his constituents.

Vote trump into prison. No quarter. No more sympathy. America lives or dies this November.

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Goldmage263 10 points a month ago

I understand, and if you get satisfaction then great! I just can't.

Absolutely vote Trump into prison for life. All 5-15 remaining years of it.

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axus 1 point a month ago

Giving humans immortality would mean people like Mitch in his peak evil years would never die

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CrimeIsLegalNow -6 points a month ago

The world fascists want also revels in the suffering of their enemies over weak, cowardly things like mercy and humanity.

It's one thing to think the world would be better without someone in it, it's something else to endorse torture rhetoric because "they deserve it."

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Burn_The_Right 15 points a month ago

Kentucky would proudly vote for him again if he ran. They are dumb as fuuuuuuck.

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Malica 2 points a month ago

Compassion is a virtue

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luciferofastora 5 points a month ago

The paradox (or rather, Popper's solution) describes curbing their influence and participation in society. It doesn't necessitate personal spite. It's perfectly possible to both say "I'm sorry that you suffer" and "...but I don't want you having a say in my politics".

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sportsjorts 3 points a month ago

Is this sarcasm?

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tigeruppercut 2 points a month ago

Anger is a gift

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hardcoreufo 17 points a month ago

I get it had the same thing happen to my granma it was awful to watch and something I'd normally not wish on anyone. However, I can only hope Mitch suffers the same fate and survives a decade as a husk. Its the karma he deserves.

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NewSocialWhoDis 11 points a month ago

If it helps, remind yourself that this is what he would have wanted for himself.

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luciferofastora 8 points a month ago

Yeah, I think it's possible (and sometimes valuable) to have both disdain for someone's actions and decisions and compassion for things they didn't and couldn't decide. I hope he is removed from all positions of influence, but I wouldn't wish dementia on him any more than I would on anyone else.

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IndustryStandard 3 points a month ago

He deserves all the suffering you can imagine and more

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lemmylump 63 points a month ago

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SarcasticMan 60 points a month ago

I used to work in a hospice with stroke patients, I have seen that face a hundred thousand times on a hundred diffrent patients.

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Mulligrubs 43 points a month ago

He's lost it obviously, he's not all there. Yet another embarrassment for all Americans.

Let's elect him as President.

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Catma 21 points a month ago

Fucking over democracy even in a catatonic state? If young Mitch could see him now he would have the orgasm of a lifetime.

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Jiral 5 points a month ago

He'd probably still do a better job than the current one with greater awareness of the topics at hand, even while approaching the state of a vegetable as an arch conservative.

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LadyMeow 41 points a month ago

I watched Cody’s showdy about Mitch, and it’s disgraceful that he was / is allowed to uhhh…. Participate, in congress. He is beyond gone.

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ininewcrow 41 points a month ago

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prex 15 points a month ago

He ain't heald

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Tacky4092 4 points a month ago

That's not how that meme format works, and you managed to include a typo. Utter shit. Truly American.

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sportsjorts 40 points a month ago

If someone has to be told how to vote they should be removed from office immediately. Fucking zombies.

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III 8 points a month ago

But then there would be no Republican senators at all.

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Blueteamsecguy 0 points a month ago

I mean I get the sentiment being made but that's literally what a representative is

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sportsjorts 5 points a month ago

Feel like you’ve missed the context.

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Blueteamsecguy 0 points a month ago

No like I said I get the context but the generalized statement of saying a representative shouldn't be told how to vote is both humorously incorrect and the exact problem of our current system. They are told how to, but by corporations and not constituents

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sportsjorts 2 points a month ago

It’s not a generalized statement. It’s specific to the fact that Mitch McConnell no longer has the ability to think. He almost voted democrat and had to be told to vote republican. That is the context. Not the fact that republicans and a lot of democrats are bought and paid for by corporations and pedophile billlionairs which is very true.

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jj4211 3 points a month ago

True, but fine, they should not be told how to vote by representatives of other citizens not the ones he is supposed to represent.

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vegeta 27 points a month ago

give the ghola some time to relearn his past

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Exusia 5 points a month ago

"The McConnells"

They never tell me what happened to the last one, only that there were others, and have been for the past 3000 years. I am starting to suspect the worm killed them. I will ask Moneo in the morning, and bring my trusty lasgun.

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raptore39 2 points a month ago

Boss tells me he will throw me in the recycler

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Malica 27 points a month ago

Not just McConnell, all those geriatric fucks are too old to be clinging to power.

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veni_vedi_veni 2 points a month ago

So I brought my boombox and hit the turbo bass and what happened next was a total disgrace

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switcheroo 25 points a month ago

Fucking ghoul. Why in Congress a nursing home??? Get these geriatric ass fucks OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT AND OUT OF OUR LIVES!

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RagingRobot 2 points a month ago

I think their staff has a huge role to play in all of this. All those people know they will lose their job when he leaves so they are all holding him up and keeping him there. It's actually kind of sad that we treat the elderly this way. Even if I don't like the guy I feel like becoming an actual puppet while you are actively dying is so cruel. He should be in a bed somewhere

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magic_smoke 3 points a month ago

I wouldn't be shocked if this is what he wanted if it meant bombing one more school.

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Heikki2 23 points a month ago

I know we should be sad to see his down fall from the "upstanding" individual he was by protecting the US form mandatory Paid Sick Leave, stealing a SCOTUS seat claiming 600+ days was too soon to get Neil Gorsuch, fighting against "greedy" 9/11 survivors, opposing civil rights, and filling a SCOTUS seat after an election had occurred with a Biden win. I hope the rest if his life is painful and very public

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terranoid 20 points a month ago

.... Was he edited to be more turtle like or is he this fucking turtle

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slippyferret 3 points a month ago

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hoppeduponcoffee 20 points a month ago

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JcbAzPx 8 points a month ago

Apparently, his corpse puppeteer wasn't schooled on parliamentary procedure.

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Fives 12 points a month ago

Weekend at Bernie’s

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melsaskca 11 points a month ago

Is he also being told who/what to vote for?

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joelectron 12 points a month ago

More than usual, you mean?

Yes.

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ThanksObama 11 points a month ago

Elon probably shoved in a neuralink and they are controlling him remotely. He's gone full cyborg.

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Flying_Lynx 13 points a month ago

We know when either he's doing random flips like that thing from Boston Dynamics, or throws spastic tantrums like a Chinese apparatus.

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altphoto 3 points a month ago

He could endup proving that Republicans can move a remote control arm to reach a banana!

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Bakkoda 10 points a month ago

For free? Fuckin commie.

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benjirenji 10 points a month ago

This is Feinstein all over again. Embarrassing, but another sign of how backsliding this democracy is.

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heartSagan5 10 points a month ago

It's still Weekend At Mitch's, geesh.

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leftzero 8 points a month ago

Uncanny resemblance...

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alexquiniou 7 points a month ago

Wtf ! That his real face ?!

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maxthemummer 4 points a month ago

So, a typical Trump voter then.

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some_guy 1 point a month ago

Wait, like Diane Feinstein? I have no faith in either party to actually give a fuck about us.

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anon_8675309 -1 points a month ago

I dislike that man so much, but fuck this is cruel. You don’t treat people this way. Even pieces of shit like Mitch. The time to make him pay for being a racist asshole is long gone. He’s not there anymore.

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Cheebus 16 points a month ago

Are we gunna forgive Trump too when he dies?

Fuck Mitch, he and his family deserve this and more.

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anon_8675309 11 points a month ago

Forgive? Nobody said forgive.

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BeardededSquidward 10 points a month ago

He's getting only a fraction of what he deserves for instilling so much pure, concentrated evil upon us all these decades.

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inclementimmigrant 8 points a month ago

Treat them like what? Pointing out he's a shitty human being that is putting his pursuit of power and fascism ahead of his own health?

Nah, the cruelty is on him, his family, and his fascists, not the rest of us for pointing out his a shitty human being for putting his pursuit of power and fascism ahead of his health, that he justly deserves in my opinion, and it's perfectly valid to voice that opinion.

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jj4211 4 points a month ago

I would be inclined to agree, but in this case I'm certain this is absolutely how Mitch would want it to play out if it were between this and not being involved at all.

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altphoto -5 points a month ago

Good happen only can.

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