We know exactly what he looks like because we just do

11 days ago by time2lose to c/memes

NaibofTabr 82 points 11 days ago

You know how we tell the story about brutally murdering the Son of God? We want to put that on display, all the time, in His House, so He never ever forgets.

God is love!

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BitUnWise 26 points 11 days ago

But don't forget, Jesus is also God. Fully, but also distinct. So we're reminding Him about how He had himself killed so that He could forgive us because some lady who didn't know anything didn't follow His directions

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prole 18 points 11 days ago

Let's not forget that he's the one that invented the rules that allegedly required such a stupid and convoluted plan.

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TwodogsFighting 11 points 11 days ago

And is also omnipotent and allknowing.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 11 points 11 days ago

and bland and flavorless and crumbly

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NocturnalMorning 2 points 11 days ago

When you put it that way, it sounds ridicluous.

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TheRealKuni 14 points 11 days ago

In Christianity, the crucifixion is the moment of victory. Christ’s sinless death is what allows mankind to be redeemed, and that was the plan all along. So they see the crucifixion as holy, though it is also mourned. It is used as a reminder of the love God has for his people and as a sort of “try to be better” thing.

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snooggums 13 points 11 days ago

Christ’s sinless death is what allows mankind to be redeemed, and that was the plan all along.

A good 'ol death cult.

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socsa 6 points 11 days ago

Pretty weak deity which can't even forgive the sins they created themselves without all the pageantry. This is why I only worship my TI-83 calculator from middle school. It is capable of completely passive forgiveness, and largely unwilling to resort to damnation under any circumstances.

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TheRealKuni 4 points 10 days ago

The explanation I’ve been given is actually kinda cool in a, like, fantasy worldbuilding sort of way. By nature God is perfection, and since Adam and Eve fell short of perfection, mankind is tainted by imperfection. That falling short is sin. (There is some debate about whether God “decides” what is sin, or whether it is some sort of objective nature of God, which I also think is sort of fascinating.) Man needed ways to be absolved from sin to be in communion with God. This largely involved sacrificing animals to cover over sin with blood, and this symbolism is all over the old testament.

Christianity posits that Jesus was both God and Man, combining the two natures. He lived a sinless life, but still faced death (which shouldn’t happen to someone without sin). This causes a sort of divide-by-zero error that cancels out the sin of all who are linked to Jesus through the sacraments (especially baptism and communion). This allows humans to be “in communion with God” without continued animal sacrifice. And now that living a perfect life, which is impossible, is not necessary, Christians should do good things in the world to reflect the grace they’ve been given.

Unfortunately, most Christians know fuck all about their own religion and don’t understand it at a fundamental level, and think it’s their job to go around judging people and telling them to repent.

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EvilHankVenture 1 point 10 days ago

So God created us imperfect then holds us to an impossible standard and is punishing us for not living up to it? Doesn't sound very loving. If he had to do it this way because of his nature then he is not omnipotent.

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NaibofTabr 3 points 11 days ago

Yes, victory over our enemies!

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FluidBeef 2 points 10 days ago

Jesus is the original version of The Dark Knight’s “getting captured was the plan all along” trope.

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NocturnalMorning 2 points 11 days ago

It's also a crock of shit that we use to control people. If you're luck enough to get out of your small town and away from you family like I was, you can deprogram.

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bampop 13 points 11 days ago

No wonder Jesus hasn't come back. We never miss a chance to remind him of what happened last time

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cranakis 14 points 11 days ago

This reminds me of a joke:

" Aliens make first contact with humans. They are peaceful and start a dialogue with us. The subject of religion comes up, and Christianity is described to the aliens and they respond by saying ' oh yeah we know Jesus. He came comes to visit you too?'

'Well yes, once, over 2000 years ago.'

To which the aliens reply: 'That's weird he visits us every year, stays for about a week for the high feast we throw in his honor. It's a recreation of what we did for him the first time he appeared. What happened when he came here? Maybe if you recreated whatever that was....'

'Oh, um, we crucified him.'

'Oof. Ok. Makes sense now.'

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NocturnalMorning 6 points 11 days ago

Basically, he has marked us as the bad neighborhood on his map.

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binarytobis 3 points 11 days ago

Christians with crucifixes are like reporters asking the Irwin siblings about their father’s death in every interview. Why do you want to dwell on the worst thing ever?

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NaibofTabr 3 points 11 days ago

I thought it was like the heads-on-pikes thing? Christians are like Klingons right?

Our gods are dead.
We killed them.
They were more trouble than they were worth.

metal as fuck

Christianity is the most badass religion.

Do I have that wrong?

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daniskarma 47 points 11 days ago

Catholicism lore and practices are actually pretty metal if you think about it.

Carry a figure of the dying tortured son of god in a little chain on your neck. Nailed to a cross, speared through the chest, and with a fucking spine crown.

Spikes and a skull tattoos have NOTHING on Catholic paraphernalia.

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SkyezOpen 40 points 11 days ago

Then literally eat his flesh and blood in a ritual to commemorate his death.

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MonkeMischief 3 points 11 days ago

literally

Literally tho?

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SkyezOpen 16 points 11 days ago path: 0 26170124 26171149 26175090 26175532, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 1
MonkeMischief 4 points 11 days ago

Ah! Right! I completely forgot about that.

I was always of the "In remembrance of Me" interpretation. Catholicism gets pretty metal sometimes. Lol

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chiliedogg 9 points 11 days ago

According to Catholics, yes.

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MonkeMischief 2 points 11 days ago

OH YEAAAAH...I'll admit I completely forgot about that.

I was always of the "In remembrance of Me" interpretation.

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kestrel7_7 11 points 11 days ago

This is Known. Goth fashion is basically a very involved parody of what Catholic aristocrats used to wear (this is why you get all the “sexy nun” stuff too)

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abominable_panda 45 points 11 days ago

White Jesus from the middle east

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W98BSoD 26 points 11 days ago

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technocrit 6 points 11 days ago

Portraying people from the middle east as european helps to normalize zionism.

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Tollana1234567 1 point 10 days ago

a very nordic looking jesus too.

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BandanaBug 35 points 11 days ago

Literally the second commandment:

2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

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prole 23 points 11 days ago

For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,

Wow what a good entity that is totally deserving of my worship.

Nothing says divinity better than petty human emotions like jealousy, and open threats to my unborn children and grandchildren.

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BarneyPiccolo 13 points 11 days ago

The God of the Bible is literally a Monster.

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MissJinx 1 point 10 days ago

Because the bible is not the word of "god" its just the word os Kings and Popes, very real and not divine men

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 7 points 11 days ago

That's actually pretty much in-line with how a lot of gods were portrayed back then. Have you read any Greek mythology? The gods were assholes there, too.

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prole 1 point 10 days ago

Yeah, there isn't much originality in Christianity. Besides the point, really.

How many billions of people in 2026 are Hellenistic? Like actually, earnestly, believe in Greek mythology?

What percent of politicians in the US worship Greek gods and use their teachings to inform policy?

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Tikiporch 6 points 11 days ago

Also jealousy is illegal according to the the Christian Constitution.

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beanburger 4 points 11 days ago

The word isn't jealous though it is qana' (קנא) which is more recently translated as "impassioned" and "zealous"

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JcbAzPx 3 points 11 days ago

Basically, it means don't be yandere.

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Psythik 6 points 11 days ago

My dad used to beat this fact down my throat when I was a kid. No visual depictions of God/Jesus allowed. I wasn't allowed to watch The Passion or even Veggietales. But Prince of Egypt was okay.

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AlligatorBlizzard 3 points 11 days ago

Veggietales? I didn't grow up watching it but I thought I read somewhere that the creators actively didn't want to depict God/Jesus in that? Maybe it's just because Veggietales is part of the "love each other" version of Christianity and that's bad and woke.

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Psythik 2 points 10 days ago

IDK probably. The show was likely too woke for him.

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Agent641 6 points 11 days ago

"You shall not make for yourself..."

That means it's ok to just buy it, or you can make them and sell them. So long as you don't make one and keep it for yourself.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 days ago

also you can build them out of clay. ain't nothing about fired images

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Agent641 3 points 10 days ago

Baby I think we got ourselves a business model! Take that, creator of the universe!

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forkDestroyer 4 points 11 days ago

No symbols allowed or no idols allowed?

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BandanaBug 6 points 11 days ago

I mean any likeness of anything anywhere by the looks of it. So I guess that would include both?

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forkDestroyer 7 points 11 days ago

any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.

So making fish statues are ok, but don't worship a fish statue as an idol. I don't see an issue with making a likeness to something as long as you're not worshipping it

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BandanaBug 2 points 11 days ago

Apologies, I misunderstood your question. I do wonder if you've seen how Catholics treat such depictions. I'd say they worship it or at least use it as an idol.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 11 days ago

No, it clearly says: "You shall not make...", and then adds the reason at the end. It seems God doesn't even want you making it for any reason, because you might use it to worship. Banning images eliminates the temptation.

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AnimalsDream 3 points 11 days ago

One way you can think of idolatry is by analogy to the concept of map and territory. The map is not the territory, and that can be far more of a rabbit hole than it sounds at first glance. For instance, you do not experience reality directly, full stop. Your entire experience of life is actually a living map of life generated by reality's interactions with your senses which are then filtered and interpreted by the rest of your bodily and cognitive systems.

And so it is for those who believe in and cultivate a relationship with their deities - a direct experience that will always be impossible to fully achieve, and is nevertheless expected they spend their lives chasing.

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stickly 3 points 11 days ago

True, but also the commandments aren't actually numbered. IIRC, there are 13 "Shalls" and "Shall nots". So Catholics lump that section in with the first (no other gods, etc.) while the Protestants make room by joining "don't covet wife/property". There's arguments to support both sides when looking at the historical context but on that specific issue I'd lean toward the Catholic interpretation making more sense considering god is telling people to make statues shortly after (Exodus 25:18). Either way it's silly to be arguing over rules that bronze age people invented.

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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 11 days ago

So no Cat pictures? This is not a world I want to live in.

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homosapien 1 point 11 days ago

You shall not bow down or serve them****

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MrNobody 33 points 11 days ago

Religion is given far too much respect in the world when it needs to be treated as a mental disorder.

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maggiemartin 1 point 11 days ago

@MrNobody This! Yes! Religious "beliefs" fill the mind with confused, illogical thoughts not tethered to the world as it is. This fuzzy thinking is not benign.

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homosapien -2 points 11 days ago

What is "the world as it is"? Can you give me an example of a "confused, illogical thought"?

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Seleni 3 points 10 days ago

‘The world was created in 7 days.’

‘The world is 6,000 years old. Any evidence to the contrary is manufactured by Satan to lead us astray.’

‘All of humanity was started from two people.’

I could go on but those three are fun to start with.

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homosapien 1 point 10 days ago

We (Catholics) actually do not believe the Earth is 6000 years old

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Flower -2 points 11 days ago

I'm actually okay with some Gaia religion right now that makes it fundamental to protect the planet and "remove" anyone trying to mess with that, like building data centers.

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peacepath 16 points 11 days ago

Please don't... if it is a religion, it involve irrational beliefs that will be armful at some point. To protect the planet we need to know what is good for it, and be abble to find out that some of our knowledges/beliefs are wrong. To find out we were wrong, we need to be rational ; and that require to reject faith.

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wolframhydroxide 1 point 10 days ago

So, what about personal philosophy? Do you count "Humanism", or "Earthseed" from Parable of the Sower as religions? No magical thinking, but heavily based in ideas of morality which have no objective truth. There is no definition of "Good" that can ever be objective. You need a philosophical basis, like utilitarianism, for example, to work off of.

There are plenty of people (including many adherents, I think) who'd identify those as religions, but I struggle to comprehend how your claim would apply to them.

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peacepath 3 points 10 days ago

A philosophy isn't a religion. You need to think philosophy by yourself, and not just one school of philosophy, since each of them have a point of view that could help you. I also think each of this school can be monstruous and misleading if you follow blindly its principles ; but each may help you to think each situation by yourself more efficiently.

Let's take utilitarianism, maximizing the good. In many situations it applies smoothly. For the trolley track problem an utilitarian easily sacrify the one lonely to save the 5. Yet if you change the problem as: you are in an hospital and 5 patients need a different organ for transplantation ; an healthy universal donor kid is in a room waiting for a minor broken leg ; do you kill the kid to save the 5? Utilitarian principles should still say yes, but you may feel that in that case applying them would be wrong.

Those who would have faith in the utilitarianism, and apply it as a religion, may not see the problem. Of course, some may have both faith and some doubts. But I think they would think better if they think by themselves, using different philosophical principles, and without an authority to share the responsability of their decisions.

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Flower -2 points 11 days ago

And that's how the Church of Infinite Greed keeps winning no matter how rational you are. Their irrationality knows no counter.

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peacepath 8 points 11 days ago

I don't think I understand. Do you mean we need a religion to counter capitalism?

Religions are always serving the ones in power, some times they may set new rulers, but then they serve the new rulers...

And no rulers will be good if it is with a protection that pass all to them and protect them.

So I think rationality and education are more likely to be the solution than any religion (even in those not existing yet).

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MrNobody 11 points 11 days ago

You don’t need a religion to be an environmentalist.

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dsilverz 1 point 10 days ago

Oftentimes religious beliefs can change someone's worldviews, including but not limited to, environmental awareness. And I bring my own anecdotal example: since I became a syncretic Luciferian then a sudden Lilithian, I became quite eco-centric, as I got to understand Homo sapiens as just one among countless species instead of some "god's exclusive toy" on this Pale Blue Dot. I also started to personally understand LGBTQIA+ values because, thanks to Lilith, I began discovering a part of me I wasn't aware of, my queer me I've since became quite fond of (e.g. polishing my nails and letting them grow as a cisman-presenting person).

Those things would be unlikely to happen if I stayed on christianity (yes, I was christian in the far past and I deeply hate having been one) due to christian brainwashing that makes christians to "fear disobeying god" (now I want "god" to go pound sand).

There are religions and religions, faiths and faiths. You won't get a coven of Wiccans knocking at your door at Monday (Moon day) 3AM "do you have 5 minutes to hear about our Mother Hekate?", you won't hear Luciferians screaming "Agios Lucifer, He's coming back to reign" inside a bus/subway while you're commuting, you won't see a Thelemite lawmaker trying to shove Liber AL Vel Legis inside kindergarten and schools, you won't see Goetians bringing a Solomon's Magick Circle inside a hospital room to call upon Stolas to cure the patients with his herbal knowledge... Yet atheists tend to put all religious beliefs into the same box as abrahamic religions which have persecuted both you atheists and us pagans, instead of trying to make some rational distinction between different faiths...

!memes@lemmy.world

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homosapien -4 points 11 days ago

Why is it a mental disorder? Can I have a source?

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ExperimentalGuy 26 points 11 days ago

Shared Psychotic Disorder is where a group of people share a delusion. This delusion can almost "spread," especially in the case of people who are close to each other. Its very similar to other shared delusions, like supernatural beliefs.

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AppleMango 1 point 5 days ago

I guess lemmy is also becoming reddit now, shamed for asking a simple question

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REDACTED 22 points 11 days ago

One pedophile argues with another:

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Diplomjodler3 21 points 11 days ago

My pedophiles are better than your pedophiles! Why? It says so right here in my holy book!

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NaibofTabr 11 points 11 days ago

Too real for some folks here, obviously.

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Lexam 14 points 11 days ago

Anybody that's read the Bible knows Jesus was a White man from New Jersey.

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skeezix 4 points 11 days ago

With blue eyes and blond hair

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dethedrus 3 points 10 days ago

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AnimalsDream 13 points 11 days ago

Idolatrous iconography is cute, but the real elephant in the room with Abrahamics these days is bibliolatry. Hate to make a Potter reference, but so many of these people think their God is Tom Riddle.

It takes a finger to point at the moon, so look at the moon, not the finger.

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InternetCitizen2 2 points 11 days ago

Solid point there.

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AnimalsDream 3 points 11 days ago

I was wrong, it's more like a horse in the room. The elephant in the room is their rampant abuse of women and children.

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grubberneonbelly 12 points 11 days ago

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TwodogsFighting 10 points 11 days ago

And then there's korean Jesus.

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hakunawazo 8 points 11 days ago

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Son_of_Macha 10 points 10 days ago

The Christian bible says exactly the same thing, Christians just ignore it.

Thy shall not make graven images

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Fleppensteijn 2 points 10 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons we have Protestants.

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Venator 1 point 8 days ago

The other reason is King Henry VIII wanted a divorce and the pope said no.

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TankovayaDiviziya 1 point 10 days ago

I could be wrong but I think one of the dividing issues between Orthodox Christians and Catholic is the depictions of religious figures. The Orthodox is more strict about it.

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finallymadeanaccount 7 points 10 days ago

Jesus returns, looks around at crosses everywhere.

"Fuck me. I'm glad I didn't die accidentally drowning in manure!"

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Mulligrubs 7 points 11 days ago

Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are all tax free! They get tax benefits that no "non-profit" can match.

These are all unfathomably wealthy organizations. Their fundamentalists all despise us (us being not them). Get a job

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DarkFuture 6 points 11 days ago

Can't sell as much merchandise without a face to go along with the name.

WWJD? SELL SELL SELL!!!!

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SkunkWorkz 5 points 11 days ago

Mo was Asian

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HailSeitan 5 points 11 days ago path: 0 26177380, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
khaleer 4 points 10 days ago

every new one whiter than the previous

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darthelmet 3 points 10 days ago

When I was on my recent trip to Japan, we visited a few shrines and I found it kind of funny how a lot of them had gift shops selling a bunch of religious themed merch. Then I thought about Christianity and all the Jesus merch.

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Felis_Catus_Domesticus 2 points 10 days ago

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AngryCommieKender 2 points 11 days ago

Then there's the Baha'is.

They actually do have a few paintings and photos of The Bàb and Baha'u'llah. They are all kept in the archives, and one must travel to the Arc of The Covenant to see them. Photos of the pictures aren't allowed. They don't want people praying directly to The Bàb or Baha'u'llah, so no more pictures or depictions shall be made.

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Tattorack 2 points 10 days ago

Under Christianity idols are also forbidden. Something about idols being perversions rather than holy. It's just one of those things out of many Christians seems to ignore...

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SethTaylor 2 points 11 days ago

Atheism:

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Jankatarch 2 points 11 days ago

Top part was like a 7 second duckduckgo search...

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baines 2 points 11 days ago

‘long as he’s white’

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BilSabab 1 point 10 days ago

in addition to that, these folks also tend to bitch how abstractionism is not a real art because it doesn't show anything.

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blibla 1 point 11 days ago

he is made to Kinda look like thor tp appeal to germanic saxon cultures, just like christmas and easter and everything are adaptations of eradicated germanic rites

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MBech 9 points 11 days ago

Jokes aside, he seems to look like whatever people in the area look like. I suppose it's much easier to worship someone who looks like your own ethnicity.

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finallymadeanaccount 4 points 10 days ago

"CHRIST SMASH! RARRGH!"

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lechekaflan 1 point 10 days ago

Everytime I see someone's house with so many religious imagery, I think of Carrie White's mother.

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Mastengwe 1 point 10 days ago

He’s a skeleton on a stick.

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Plemp 0 points 10 days ago

Religious BS from Reddit

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SalamiDommie -5 points 11 days ago

Christian's understand it to be a symbol. A representation of Christ. Christians seem to have a healthier, more mature understanding of their faith.

Rather than such aggressive literalism.

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yesman 3 points 11 days ago

Jews and Muslims don't make idols because they obey the 2nd commandment. Christianity is a Greek religion steeped in Western iconography, divorced from it's semetic roots, and so they ignore it. Hope this helps.

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vaultdweller013 1 point 11 days ago

I read 2nd commandment as second amendment and got very confused for a second. Now to butcher a Star Trek scene, why does god need a Colt?

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dethedrus 1 point 10 days ago

You can’t butcher a scene from that abomination. Only improve it.

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vaultdweller013 1 point 10 days ago

Fair enough.

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LT_Columbo -19 points 11 days ago

Also Islam:
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forkDestroyer 7 points 11 days ago

Are these actual passages?

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gmhafiz 19 points 11 days ago

Looking at actual translation at the first one, https://quran.com/al-baqarah/191

"Kill them wherever you come upon them and drive them out of the places from which they have driven you out. For persecution is far worse than killing. And do not fight them at the Sacred Mosque unless they attack you there. If they do so, then fight them—that is the reward of the disbelievers."

If you read the verse before it, https://quran.com/al-baqarah/190, the Quran talks about it in the context of war.

"Fight in the cause of Allah ˹only˺ against those who wage war against you, but do not exceed the limits. Allah does not like transgressors."

The passage clearly says about defending, in the context war. And do it only against the aggressors. And also not to exceed the limits, which means proportionate response.

It makes sense to fight back. Akin to the Ukrainian defending against Russian invasion.

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forkDestroyer 4 points 11 days ago

The passage clearly says about defending, in the context of war.

Could this be interpreted as in any type of war, and not just a defensive war? It doesn't seem clear to me via the english translation.

And also not to exceed the limits, which means proportionate response.

Could this not also mean the limits interpreted through other passages elsewhere in the Scripture?

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hayvan 9 points 11 days ago

Person from Muslim background here. Let me try to explain. As with all sacred texts, Quran includes many contradicting parts, where other are open to interpretation. Also, Quran was "revealed" as small passages over Muhammad's life. He claimed to receive messages in the context of the current events. To complicate things even more, standard Quran is not compiled in chronological order.

Passages from early Islam where Muslims were a persecuted minority, the texts are more about peace and harmony. As Muslims increased in numbers and influence, the passages have also turned more aggressive.

For example 2:62 says

Indeed, the believers, Jews, Christians, and Sabians—whoever ˹truly˺ believes in Allah and the Last Day and does good will have their reward with their Lord. And there will be no fear for them, nor will they grieve.

The final ones are indeed about any war, and dominating the space they exist in. Give them ultimatum and then fight until they ask for mercy.

The main message to take here is, by choosing which part to quote, you can make it say anything you want. Sounds familiar?

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gmhafiz 8 points 11 days ago

Could this be interpreted as in any type of war, and not just a defensive war? It doesn't seem clear to me via the english translation.

2:190 says to fight only against those who wage war against you. So it sounds like defensive war to me.

Could this not also mean the limits interpreted through other passages elsewhere in the Scripture?

So I clicked on the tafsir of this verse by scholars more knowledgeable than me:

"(but transgress not the limits. Truly, Allah likes not the transgressors.)

This Ayah means, Fight for the sake of Allah and do not be transgressors,' such as, by committing prohibitions. Al-Hasan Al-Basri stated that transgression (indicated by the Ayah), "includes mutilating the dead, theft (from the captured goods), killing women, children and old people who do not participate in warfare, killing priests and residents of houses of worship, burning down trees and killing animals without real benefit." This is also the opinion of Ibn Abbas, Umar bin Abdul-`Aziz, Muqatil bin Hayyan and others. Muslim recorded in his Sahih that Buraydah narrated.

...

(Fight for the sake of Allah and fight those who disbelieve in Allah. Fight, but do not steal (from the captured goods), commit treachery, mutilate (the dead), or kill a child, or those who reside in houses of worship.)

It is reported in the Two Sahihs that Ibn `Umar said, "A woman was found dead during one of the Prophet's battles and the Prophet then forbade killing women and children. " There are many other Hadiths on this subject"

So my bad, it's not talking about proportionate response. But it teaches the limits of how to conduct yourself during such war.

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Jankatarch 2 points 11 days ago
Tldr: Quran is interpreted with historic context. You can't apply defensive war verse to offensive war or daily life.

Verses of quran were (according to Islam) told by God to prophet over his life-time on what to do in different events.

For example Quraysh tribe just declared war on muslims? This verse comes out. They agreed a peace deal? Another verse. They continued raiding anyway despite the peace? A new verse, etc.

Historians will publish research on which verse maps to what event and then Imams will use that to chose what to preach and when.

"We got declared war? Do this. We have ceasefire? Do that. They are not followng the ceasefire? Now do these."

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Wildmimic 6 points 11 days ago

I looked up 8:65 because it irked me, and it says: (Link)

O Prophet! Motivate the believers to fight. If there are twenty steadfast among you, they will overcome two hundred. And if there are one hundred of you, they will overcome one thousand of the disbelievers, for they are a people who do not comprehend.

The others are also similarily reduced - so i'd say these "translations" above are not accurate because they have been shortened as far as possible, but they capture the gist of it.

Edit: 8:60 says for example:

Prepare against them what you ˹believers˺ can of ˹military˺ power and cavalry to deter Allah’s enemies and your enemies as well as other enemies unknown to you but known to Allah. Whatever you spend in the cause of Allah will be paid to you in full and you will not be wronged.

9:30 ff:

The Jews say, “Ezra is the son of Allah,” while the Christians say, “The Messiah is the son of Allah.” Such are their baseless assertions, only parroting the words of earlier disbelievers. May Allah condemn them! How can they be deluded ˹from the truth˺?

They have taken their rabbis and monks as well as the Messiah, son of Mary, as lords besides Allah, even though they were commanded to worship none but One God. There is no god ˹worthy of worship˺ except Him. Glorified is He above what they associate ˹with Him˺!

They wish to extinguish Allah’s light with their mouths, but Allah will only allow His light to be perfected, even to the dismay of the disbelievers.

He is the One Who has sent His Messenger with ˹true˺ guidance and the religion of truth, making it prevail over all others, even to the dismay of the polytheists.

Not exactly "perverts", that is not what this says, and this specific passage also does not mention fighting. But it's also not exactly a nice view of others, and other parts are very vocal about what to do with disbelievers.

for example at 22:16 - 22:21

Indeed, the believers, Jews, Sabians, Christians, Magi, and the polytheists—Allah will judge between them ˹all˺ on Judgment Day. Surely Allah is a Witness over all things.

Do you not see that to Allah bow down ˹in submission˺ all those in the heavens and all those on the earth, as well as the sun, the moon, the stars, the mountains, the trees, and ˹all˺ living beings, as well as many humans, while many are deserving of punishment. And whoever Allah disgraces, none can honour. Surely Allah does what He wills.

These are two opposing groups that disagree about their Lord: as for the disbelievers, garments of Fire will be cut out for them and boiling water will be poured over their heads,

melting whatever is in their bellies, along with their skin.

And awaiting them are maces of iron.

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clay_pidgin 4 points 11 days ago

That last bit sounds like the lake of fire in the Bible: a threat of posthumous torture rather than instructions for the living.

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Wildmimic 2 points 11 days ago

It's for sure interpretable that way. That is the problem with all of this ancient scripture - we do not have enough context to really know what they meant.

I was discussing this - of all places - under a Jućika comic a few weeks back. We don't even have enough common era knowledge to 100% make sure to understand comic strips from Hungary in the 60's after the Tankies arrived, how could we ever interpret something thousands of years old with a high degree of confidence?

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hayvan 2 points 11 days ago

You are correct. It's a long text with many parts, so you can make it say anything by conveniently picking your quotes.

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