This makes so much more sense

10 days ago by blibla to c/lemmyshitpost

Tudsamfa 79 points 10 days ago

The best European invention was the Suez canal, preventing people from realising that Africa is also the same landmass.

I propose we dig a similar canal from the north of Russia to the Black sea to unambiguously become a continent. Some would argue Caspian sea is more appropriate, but come on: Connecting the Black sea to the White sea? That's poetic.

This plan would cost trillions, benefit no one and have devastating consequences for millions of people. I will not be answering questions.

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raman_klogius 49 points 10 days ago path: 0 26188188 26188828, hotness: undefined, score: 49, children: 1
ParadoxSeahorse 12 points 9 days ago

In 1999, the warty comb jelly colonized the Caspian Sea via the UDWS. The establishment of this population led to a 60% reduction in the number of sprat, which in turn led to a reduction in the population of sturgeon and seals.

Beautiful ethereal alien ate all the babies :/

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5ha99y 19 points 10 days ago

Europe and Asia are the same continental mass but Africa is not. Africa is moving independent to the Eurasian continent and is even slowly producing a new continent at the horn of Africa. So yes, it's true that Europe and Asia are the same continent but Africa is not. It is also slowly moving into Europe. That's why the Alps exist.

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Tudsamfa 30 points 10 days ago

Behold, the 16 continents:

From Wikipedia.
You are of course free to define continent how you want, but I am free to prefer Afroeurasia over a North America that includes parts of Siberia and half of Japan.

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RickyRigatoni 12 points 10 days ago

Bro actually believes in plate tectonics 💀

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ayyy 6 points 9 days ago

It’s still so wild to me that something so fundamental and basic was figured out only in the past 60-80 years.

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captainlezbian 6 points 10 days ago

I'm happy to include Japan in North America. Sad to lose parts of California, but it feels fair, especially since we get to keep cuba.

Also this is leaving me wondering about arctic earthquakes…

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mushroomman_toad 3 points 9 days ago path: 0 26188188 26188620 26190171 26192405 26196762, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
blibla 1 point 7 days ago

you also got parts of russia

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rockerface 14 points 10 days ago

India then should also count as a separate continent since it's on a separate plate. It's not clear cut.

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ThirdConsul 11 points 10 days ago

It is often called Indian subcontinent,

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blibla 2 points 7 days ago

also somalia and California

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MonkderVierte 3 points 10 days ago

Actually, Europe is a large island group that just surfaced some 100 million years ago.

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baggachipz 19 points 10 days ago

This plan would cost trillions, benefit no one and have devastating consequences for millions of people.

Oh so another ai company then

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MonkderVierte 4 points 10 days ago

America is also the same landmass. Just has some water inbetween.

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rockerface 3 points 10 days ago

I support this plan because it would also separate russia from Europe and give us in Ukraine as well as Baltics a great defensible threshold.

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elephantium 3 points 9 days ago

In the same vein, does the Kiel canal mean the Denmark is an archipelago instead of a peninsula + islands?

And the Panama canal is when America became two continents? :D

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TheStaffmaster 33 points 10 days ago

Europe is actually more a collection of large islands that have temporarily decided to exist as a unified land mass because Africa and Asia are squeezing it from both sides (geologically speaking)

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trxxruraxvr 33 points 10 days ago

Geologically speaking India and surroundings are also not Asia but a separate continent running into Asia creating the Himalayas

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lauha 1 point 10 days ago

But europe is a continent.

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possessedfaxmachine666 11 points 10 days ago

Europe is just a part of the Eurasian continent.

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Klear 8 points 10 days ago

Continent is an arbitrary division not consistently backed by any actual geological features.

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VAK 3 points 10 days ago

Only because europe insists on this tomfoolery

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captainlezbian 1 point 10 days ago
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Hazel 26 points 10 days ago

Asia was named such by the Europeans, meaning something like 'the land of the sunrise' and thus referencing its Eastern position relative to Europe.

Etymonline cites a possible Akkadian origin for 'europe' meaning 'to go down, set', which would mirror the origin for the word 'asia'.

In other words, Europe and Asia might literally mean 'the western and eastern bit,' making perfect sense.

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captainlezbian 5 points 10 days ago

Thus reaulting in Eurasia being the setting and rising land, which is fitting because the sun certainly does do both things there from what I hear (I've only been to North America according to the tectonicists in this thread)

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tetris11 4 points 10 days ago

c. 1300, from Latin Asia, from Greek Asia, speculated to be from Akkadian asu "to go out, to rise," in reference to the sun, thus "the land of the sunrise." Used by the early Greeks of what later was known as Asia Minor; by Pliny of the whole continent.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/Asia

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blibla 2 points 7 days ago

whereas europe means .. wide face xd

Often explained as "broad face," from eurys "wide" (see eury-) + ops "face," literally "eye" (from PIE root *okw- "to see"). But also traditionally linked with Europa, Phoenician princess in Greek mythology. Klein (citing Heinrich Lewy) suggests a possible Semitic origin in Akkad. erebu "to go down, set" (in reference to the sun) which would parallel occident. Another suggestion along those lines is Phoenician 'ereb "evening," hence "west."

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tetris11 1 point 7 days ago

And also that we like to go down on people

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ThirdConsul 2 points 10 days ago

So, basically, East.

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ParadoxSeahorse 3 points 9 days ago

Whereas “East” just means “direction of the egg”

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Bonifratz 20 points 10 days ago

As a European, yeah, this does make more sense.

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blibla 25 points 10 days ago

you mean north west asian? yea

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majster 19 points 10 days ago

Yeah its called Eurasia. Some Russians are quite fans of this kind of thinking.

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gnufuu 19 points 10 days ago

It's Ourasia, comrade

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Allero 1 point 9 days ago

As a Russian, I'm always bewildered why everyone else seems to refer to Europe and Asia as separate continents. Like, y'all blind or something? Look at the map!

And if you think it's about geology or something, nuh-uh. It's just a random convention coming from ancient perceptions, and it is heavily wrong. Eurasia is a single continent, and always has been.

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scoobford 4 points 9 days ago

Basically the idea was that the mountains caused Europe to develop mostly separately from Asia.

Tbh I always thought it was silly too. Continents have always been more vibes based than anything and unless we're reverse engineering Victorian race science I don't think there's a compelling argument.

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TankovayaDiviziya 1 point 10 days ago

Some Russians? More like majority of them.

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majster 3 points 10 days ago

Username checks out

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reader 19 points 10 days ago

plus

far west Asia: Africa

south south east Asia: Austrailia

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Gullible 17 points 10 days ago

Don't forget elevated east Asia. (The moon)

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reader 3 points 10 days ago

and hot Asia: the center of the earth

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ThirdConsul 19 points 10 days ago

I fail to see why it should be asia centric.

Surely it makes more sense to call it Eastern Europe, Far Eastern Europe, Far Eastern Europe And A Bit North... :-)

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gergolippai 16 points 10 days ago

hehe suddenly Italy and Spain are "the nordics"

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CrimeIsLegalNow 15 points 10 days ago

This is unironically true. You can call it Eurasia if you're feeling charitable to the pale demons.

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RickyRigatoni 4 points 10 days ago

I know the japanese and koreans are pretty pale but calling them demons is a bit much don't you think?

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Viceversa 1 point 10 days ago

Yellow is also quite pale

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Tattorack 12 points 9 days ago

The name "Eurasia" exists.

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Johnmannesca 4 points 9 days ago

No, ur a sia

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sleet01 10 points 9 days ago

"Europe? More like Europartofmenow!"

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doingthestuff 9 points 9 days ago

Europe is not a continent. Change my mind.

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__dev 3 points 8 days ago

Continents are made up anyway. Some call it Eurasia.

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emiellr 3 points 8 days ago

Yep, no notes

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rumba 8 points 9 days ago

There would be a lot of wars over who was northwest and who was west

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ILikeBoobies 2 points 9 days ago

It's all Greek Roman to me.

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elephantium 2 points 9 days ago

This makes me think of that old Doctor Who episode where they're in Pompeii, and anytime the Doctor or companion uses a Latin phrase, the locals get agitated and say things like "Hey! ME. NO. SPEAKIE. THE. CELTIC!"

Cute little quirk with the handwavey translation thing.

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sangeteria 1 point 9 days ago

Can be fixed w "northwest" and "southwest"

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rumba 2 points 9 days ago

my thought is that tere are places in the middle that noone want's to lay claim to. :)

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elephantium 1 point 9 days ago

This made me think of the Bir Tawil dispute on the Egyptian-Sudanese border.

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rumba 1 point 9 days ago

TIL. I was thinking more of Israel, but that scans too. :)

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TankovayaDiviziya 7 points 10 days ago

India does call the Middle East as West Asia.

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Jankatarch 7 points 9 days ago

The continent of Africa is connected, count it in.

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jobbies 3 points 9 days ago

Asia 2

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elephantium 2 points 9 days ago

Asia is Northeast Africa, extended edition.

Europe is North Africa, extended edition.

It also leads me to count 4 continents: Africa (or Afrasia/Afro-Eurasia), America, Australia, Antarctica.

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it_depends_man 5 points 10 days ago

s/

Disgusting Kazhaqstan-centric world view. smh

How dare you?! Obviously [other point on sphere] is the superior point of reference.

/s

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drath 4 points 10 days ago

And that point is obviously Mongolia

*throat singing intensifies*

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irate944 5 points 10 days ago

Iirc we have the ancient greeks to thank for the current distinction. They named Europe the region north of greece, and Asia the region east of Anatolia, and then eventually decided that their actual boundary should be the middle of the black sea

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protist 3 points 10 days ago

I thought the boundary was generally agreed upon as the Ural and Caucasus Mountains?

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irate944 5 points 10 days ago

That would be eventually. Back then, Europe and Asia weren't continents, they were names of undetermined regions that were north or east of them respectively.

I don't know when or who decided "you know what? This whole region? It's a continent, and let's call it Europe" (maybe the Romans? Or even the Greeks?).

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captainlezbian 2 points 10 days ago

"That's where the sun rises, that's where it sets, and this sea is the middle of the earth"

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socsa 2 points 9 days ago

I'm pretty sure China calling itself "central county" probably plays some role as well.

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JayDee 4 points 10 days ago

Eurasia, with the European, Indian, Arabian, and Scandinavian Great Peninsulas

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TwentySeven 3 points 8 days ago

There are seven continents.

Eurasia, Africa, America, Antarctica, Australia, Greenland and Zealandia.

Change my mind.

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dan69 3 points 10 days ago

Why can’t Middle East be middle Asia And Central Asia as is?

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JustPlainDave 3 points 10 days ago

Sure, but aren't continents defined by tectonic plates and not landmass?

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TankovayaDiviziya 8 points 10 days ago

Which will complicate things because there will be dozens of more continents.

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protogen420 7 points 10 days ago

yes the chilean continent

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captainlezbian 5 points 10 days ago

Not really, and even if it did it wouldn't separate europe from asia, but it would put Japan and part of Siberia in North America, cut Africa in two, cut India and Arabia out of Asia, and trim off bits of both Americas in California, Central America, and Venezuela.

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sangeteria 2 points 9 days ago

No but I think it'd be really funny if we started doing that

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truthfultemporarily 3 points 10 days ago

Found the Roman.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 3 points 9 days ago

Its all earth to me

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humorlessrepost 1 point 8 days ago

always has been

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wolframhydroxide 2 points 8 days ago

I'm confident that I could make a damn convincing argument that it wasn't earth before 4.6 billion years ago.

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humanspiral 2 points 10 days ago

Europe is politically a continent bounded by Urals? What is southern boundary? Is a mountain range a legitimate geological continental boundary?

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kkj 2 points 10 days ago

The Southern boundary is the Mediterranean.

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humanspiral 1 point 10 days ago

Is Turkey half in Europe, half Asia?

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kkj 1 point 10 days ago

Approximately, yes. Russia also spans both, with the smaller European section being much more populated.

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eta 2 points 10 days ago

Now I want a version from Europe's perspective where China would be something like Eastern Eastern Eastern Europe

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sleet01 2 points 9 days ago

Probably something much stupider, like East India.

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gray 2 points 10 days ago path: 0 26186617, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 3
remon 4 points 10 days ago

Then let's hear them.

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blibla 4 points 10 days ago

which are?

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gray 3 points 10 days ago

west asia, south asia and Kamchatka should be exempt

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TwentySeven 1 point 8 days ago
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ivanafterall 1 point 8 days ago

We're all in Greater Gobekli Tepe, technically. The Gobekli Tepe Metropolitan Area/suburbs.

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