I agree, this isn't an ATM. It's an automated machine, but it doesn't provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).

Can you be 100% certain that someone doesn't consider salmon as currency? Since the automated teller machine is for giving out currency after all

AFM - Automatic fish monger

salmon deposits.

I just want to be very very clear that if you say this phrase out loud, you MUST. ARTICULATE. CAREFULLY.

If they sold trout I'd call it an ATM. This is an ASM at best.

Well not all ATMs allow deposits and the ones that don't, generally don't take cash in any form any way, only card (and then give out cash)

If you see salmon as a currency, then this could be a withdraw-only salmon ATM

I am preparing for hibernation right now and often crave salmon after midnight. I would love to have a salmon vending machine nearby.

The size is good enough for a solo dinner with the fried fillet and a couple cups of rice.

Wrong fish, it's supposed to be Automated Trout Machine

Maybe the salmon is willing to go ass to mouth?

Checking: fish

Savings: fish

In the frying pan. With some lemon pepper and garlic.

It's an atm, it just dispenses equivalent amounts of salmon that you previously stored in there.

Reminds me of when my mate deposited his kebab in a bank machine so he could withdraw it when sober.

If I learned anything from playing MMORPGs, yes.

It's real. Seen them, but never felt compelled to use one. There was one outside a small convenience store near where I live. I haven't seen any for years though.

Bass to Trout

ESPRESSO NUT TO BUTT, no no I meant nut bean two girls and one cup! Wait no Taylor Farms to toilet table--by the restroom!

mistranslate

Americans when other dialects of English are allowed to do their own thing

Salmon to Mouth to ass!!!!

It's the finale for my fish-based-erotica-paradoy of "Requiem for a dream"...

......."Aquarium Full of Creams"

Our farmed salmon is trash though, you shouldn't eat it. They're net rings in the fjords full of massively overcrowded salmon, there's problems with parasites, lice, bugs, illnesses, they're fed pellets with orange dye in them, and they destroy the local fjord ecosystems because they put so much waste into the water the entire fjord life system can collapse.

They're farmed in dead fjords full of sewage, essentially.

Here's an english link I found : https://www.theguardian.com/...

Maybe it also does magic tricks without ever speaking. That's what Teller does.

While nontraditional, it is currency. My adderall dealer accepts cash, btc, skittles, and norwegian salmon fillets.

That's a good thing for salmon. We're grossly overfishing wild salmon. Plus, you could use this to make sushi.

It’s not! But say hi to your wife and her thumb!

Yes but the sustainable is closer to the head

I think that's a pretty dated trope, since the 00s there's way less.

I'm confused, since neither Singapore nor Norway are in the Pac NW