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Mereo 103 points 3 years ago

For the life of me, I don't understand why they rebranded themselves. HBO is such a recognized brand. I was confused at first about what Max was.

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HurlingDurling 97 points 3 years ago

Because they have begun fucking over their customers and don't want to associate HBO with that

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Guajojo 36 points 3 years ago

Ding ding ding, we have a winner

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phoneymouse 48 points 3 years ago
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DumbAceDragon 21 points 3 years ago

It's like Twitter rebranding to X. It's extremely detrimental to the brand, but it makes some executive feel really good about themselves and that's all that really matters apparently.

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Amilo159 6 points 3 years ago

The only X I'll ever recognise is my man X to the Z, Xzibit.

I just call the dead blue bird a Twatter now.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 3 years ago

Pimp My Streaming Service

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod 17 points 3 years ago

Especially when one of their main competitors was called CineMAX

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4am 20 points 3 years ago

Isn’t Max literally Cinemax’s streaming service, that merged with HBO Now to form HBO Max, and is now back to being just Max?

This is the part that was, for some reason, never communicated to anyone. HBO streaming didn’t rebrand, they were absorbed into Cinemax.

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stevehobbes 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 5061402 5061928 5071591, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
jaybone 0 points 3 years ago

Didn’t Cinemax originally run a bunch of porn?

Next iteration should be CliMax.

EDIT I think back in the day it was jokingly called skinamax for that reason.

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TropicalDingdong 14 points 3 years ago

MBAs have to justify there existence some how

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someguy3 6 points 3 years ago

One business analyst figures it's a new guy trying to establish his mark and/or his midlife crisis.

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bitsplease 6 points 3 years ago

Based on my experience working with PR teams and executives - you probably had a bored PR team that wanted to do something that feels important or relavent, and they pitched it to the exec team in a way that made them feel all important and excited (they probably threw in the phrase "lifestyle brand" a few times), so they went with it against all reason

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GlitterInfection 52 points 3 years ago

I just canceled their service today.

Removing 4k streaming from my subscription is the last straw for me. Fuck you, Max, for fucking over tons of content creators before this. Fuck discovery and fuck your garbage reality TV content trash. Fuck your terrible new app layout. Just generally fuck this era of streaming services.

I'm so pissed because HBO Max was a pretty great service for a time.

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superduperenigma 32 points 3 years ago

Just generally fuck this era of streaming services.

The high seas, on the other hand, are pretty fantastic these days.

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iforgotmyinstance 11 points 3 years ago

I receive their service for free but the email notifying me it would be dropped from 4k to 1080p was ridiculous.

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Stephen304 10 points 3 years ago

HBO Max was the last service I still had before I fully committed to the high seas, for similar reasons. Removing Westworld before many people were even finished with the newest season was the final straw. There's nothing on any streaming service that I haven't been able to get in the same quality through *arr apps onto my Plex, including usually HDR and 5.1 now that I have rules set up to upgrade to those when available.

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peopleproblems 3 points 3 years ago

me too, that's incredible. I haven't set up a plex yet I have to remember to do that

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Smokeydope 2 points 3 years ago

You finally have a chance to see the light, pay 5$/month for mullvad VPN and download all the shows you want from the seven seas.

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SexyTimeSasquatch 37 points 3 years ago

I expect that Elon is going to buy them and just get rid of the useless Ma part of the name.

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Potatisen 35 points 3 years ago

Xvideos

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LEDZeppelin 10 points 3 years ago

What a genius idea, sir! It will be a utopia for free speech and block anyone who disagrees with us.

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Pringles 5 points 3 years ago

We don't need the vulgar discourse of X on the worlds favorite porn site.

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DavidGarcia 0 points 3 years ago

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saltesc 4 points 3 years ago

Heh.

I just realised all those xLeoglasx and xSephirothx variants I grew up seeing in WoW and FFXI...one was probably old mate xXElonXx.

I bet he was an Alliance Hunter or Elvan Ninja and caused wipes

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edgemaster72 34 points 3 years ago

Max+, everyone else is plussing it up these days, just a matter of time before they want in on that sweet plussy action

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Gingernate 8 points 3 years ago

Max++

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wanderingWhale 7 points 3 years ago

Max# anyone?

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 3 years ago

Visual Max .NET

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And009 8 points 3 years ago

Max pro plus

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octoperson 22 points 3 years ago

HBO MBERGUY

Along with a radical change in leadership and content.

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TheBat 4 points 3 years ago
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SnipingNinja 1 point 3 years ago

I'll start watching HBO if this happens

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ininewcrow 17 points 3 years ago

Isn't it just a legalese game? Hey we're HBO and we agree to this and that and this show and that arrangement and with this guy and that production.

A year later ... OK now we're HBO Go ... all agreements with HBO? Gone and changed, we're HBO Go now and these are our new terms, new productions, new people, new pricing, we make all the rules, f you

A year later ... Ok sorry about all the changes with HBO Go, ... we're now HBO Max ... the old name was shit you were right .. but we're making changes again and this time they're great .... for us ... again ... and not you ...

A year later ... yeah HBO Max sucked ... but we're changed to HBO Super Duper Time and we're changing rules and formats and pricing again because we can because we changed our name

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Whisper06 13 points 3 years ago

Max go -> Max now -> Max Max -> ???

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rob64 9 points 3 years ago

Just X... Oh wait...

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almizilero 2 points 3 years ago

Mad Max, obviously.

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Wirrvogel 1 point 3 years ago

You made me laugh out loud. Thank you, needed that today!

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MrFappy 11 points 3 years ago

I’m betting on just Axe. This is mainly based on what they do to fully dfinished programming already slated for their platform.

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FlyingSquid 11 points 3 years ago path: 0 5067706, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 1
Stamets 7 points 3 years ago
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markstos 11 points 3 years ago

HBO 360

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FlyingSquid 2 points 3 years ago

HBO U

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someguy3 2 points 3 years ago

TIHI. All the name successors are already in place.

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RandomVideos 11 points 3 years ago

M

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kratoz29 1 point 3 years ago

Ahh, I was gonna say this, gladly I scrolled enough.

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Grass 9 points 3 years ago

Next musk will buy it and rename it x

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postmateDumbass 3 points 3 years ago

No, he will name it 'p' or 'r' depending if pornhub or redtube is his next favorite porn site.

'X' empties a big chamber in 'autofill russian roulette'

Elon is covering his tracks.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 3 years ago

Mux

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BitingChaos 9 points 3 years ago

It's clear they are morphing backwards into Cinemax.

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Epicurus0319 8 points 3 years ago

HBO X

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affiliate 2 points 3 years ago

followed by hbo one x

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Neato 8 points 3 years ago

Don't get why they'd want to be known as Max. Max is far, far inferior to HBO in content.

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driving_crooner 6 points 3 years ago

HBO is a premium brand, if they name their streaming service with that name and they start pushing up crap realities as Netflix did their brand is going to be destroyed.

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SnipingNinja 7 points 3 years ago

Maxi, like IMAX but opposite.

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Gingernate 4 points 3 years ago

Not pad?

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SnipingNinja 2 points 3 years ago

That's for the next rebrand

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torknorggren 7 points 3 years ago

MAX BO...smells like blockbusters.

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lugal 6 points 3 years ago

In an honesty offensive: MIN

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MargotRobbie 6 points 3 years ago

HBMargot

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BaardFigur 6 points 3 years ago
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xenoclast 6 points 3 years ago

With every price increase

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TheBat 6 points 3 years ago
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gnomesaiyan 5 points 3 years ago

HBO Minus

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Kolanaki 5 points 3 years ago

If they keep cutting out letters the next iteration is probably going to be called "Ax."

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Restaldt 5 points 3 years ago

Max+ by hbo

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TheLurker 5 points 3 years ago
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AcornCarnage 5 points 3 years ago

X

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EfreetSK 5 points 3 years ago

The Streaming Service Formely Known As Max

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negativenull 5 points 3 years ago

BO Max

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Natanael 4 points 3 years ago

Max Zero

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 3 years ago

Bo! Omg! We think we know you!

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hellweaver666 4 points 3 years ago

Y tho? The first rule of brand recognition is ya don’t fuck with the brand name!

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Rhoeri 4 points 3 years ago

e 7̶wenty

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byrona 3 points 3 years ago

Where dreams come... They come true!

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RizzRustbolt 4 points 3 years ago

XAM!

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AceFuzzLord 4 points 3 years ago

I'm betting they're either gonna go with M or A, following twatter. Either way, we'll have another service to mock for having an atrociously bad name.

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Colour_me_triggered 4 points 3 years ago
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5lq2y 3 points 3 years ago
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snooggums 3 points 3 years ago

Ex HBO

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momtheregoesthatman 3 points 3 years ago

Oh, stop, you're going to make me HBO MAX PLUS ULTRA PREMIUM PRO WITH TITANIUM ™

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FlashZordon 3 points 3 years ago

They're pulling a Coke and they're going to rebrand as HBO next year and everyone will cheer the brilliant move.

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ouRKaoS 3 points 3 years ago

HBO Online

AKA:

HBOO

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sunbytes 3 points 3 years ago

HoBO

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AllonzeeLV 3 points 3 years ago

Cancelled Max

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partial_accumen 2 points 3 years ago

I like the joke, but HBO Go doesn't belong with those other 3. HBO Go was an included streaming companion to a cable subscription. There was no way to get HBO Go without also subscribing to cable. HBO NOW was the first standalone streaming service, then renamed to HBO MAX, then renamed to Max.

If you need something legit to replace HBO go for the joke you could use HBO Nordic, which WAS a standalone streaming service with the HBO content that predates HBO Now. Technically HBO Nordic was only available as a European product, but it was accessible in the USA via VPN.

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zacharoid 2 points 3 years ago

NEW HBO

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killeronthecorner 4 points 3 years ago

HB1

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 3 years ago

patiently waits for HB42

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battleshack 2 points 3 years ago

Disco War Max Plus

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DigitalFrank 2 points 3 years ago

HBO Next

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Neil 2 points 3 years ago
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blackouttripleseven 1 point 3 years ago

hboob

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Viking_Hippie 1 point 3 years ago

Meanwhile I'm here in Scandinavia pining for the fjords HBO Nordic

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inspired 1 point 3 years ago

HBO Gone

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capt_wolf 1 point 3 years ago

Next will be just "M" to follow Twitter.

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DavidGarcia 1 point 3 years ago

who is Max and why should he go now? Perhaps some coworker they hate?

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Anticorp 1 point 3 years ago

It's really stupid that they named their streaming platform for one of their competitors. When I was subscribing I'd see Max and wonder when we subscribed for Cinemax.

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CalicoJack 2 points 3 years ago

They own Cinemax. It's a subsidiary, not a competitor.

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4am 1 point 3 years ago

Max has never been HBO’s platform.

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randomivysaur 1 point 3 years ago

m3 max by hbo

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someguy3 1 point 3 years ago

Max HBO?

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cypher_greyhat 0 points 3 years ago
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