And this is why I no longer have cable.

3 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

eager_eagle 171 points 3 years ago

Cable execs: I see your point. In 2024 we'll be introducing trash reality shows that feature the weather.

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FlyingSquid 55 points 3 years ago

They don't even need to feature the weather. TLC stands for The Learning Channel and no one learns anything from their shows.

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ininewcrow 33 points 3 years ago

The only thing you learn from TLC is that you don't want to watch TLC

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Jaccident 1 point 3 years ago

Well, in fairness to them, I learned I don’t want no Scrubs. Which is good as I think that aired on ABC

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doublejay1999 2 points 3 years ago

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine

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Bonehead 10 points 3 years ago

That's absolutely not true. I've learned that I may be messy sometimes, but at least I'm not walking through goat paths of garbage. I've learned that I may be a bit of a fuck up that enjoys recreational drugs, but at least I'm not walking on sunshine. And I've learned that I may be bit overweight, but at least I'm not bed-ridden and disappointing my doctor. I always feel better about myself after watching a TLC show.

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dragonflyteaparty 8 points 3 years ago

I legit always thought it was Tender Loving Care.

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4am 7 points 3 years ago

I mean, it was definitely a play on the acronym

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HiddenLayer5 3 points 3 years ago

I've definitely learned how exploitative it is to force people in terrible life situations, many suffering from mental illness and/or some sort of past trauma or are just in a bad spot all around, to broadcast their lives for all to see and gawk at.

Oh you have a severe eating disorder that is extremely dangerous to your health? What a Freaky Eater you are! You also clearly have your Strange Addiction so we can exploit you twice for the same effort! Oh you're not even living paycheck to paycheck and are dumpster diving behind the grocery store to feed your family? We got an Extreme Cheapskate over here!

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anonymouse 6 points 3 years ago

I'd watch me some Tornado Alley Trailer Park Wives.

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AA5B 1 point 3 years ago

Cross it with Wizard of Oz, and you can get: Tornado Alley Trailer Park Wives on Survivor Island

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grue 123 points 3 years ago path: 0 6037661, hotness: undefined, score: 123, children: 8
FlyingSquid 56 points 3 years ago

I certainly wasn't. I guess the enshittification is complete.

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db2 56 points 3 years ago

Nope, you neglected the worst offender.. SciFi, that they renamed to SyFy (and I pronounce "siffy" or "siffylis" now) that used to have good science fiction but decided WWE and ghost hunting was the way to go.

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FlyingSquid 26 points 3 years ago

I still haven't forgiven them for cancelling MST3K after only 3 seasons.

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zod000 15 points 3 years ago

Or Dark Matter!

The full list of good shows they cancelled or cut off early is long and painful to read.

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fossilesque 3 points 3 years ago
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creditCrazy 4 points 3 years ago

Man last I recall checking up on them is when they were just replaying star wars between random episodes of star Trek

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AA5B 2 points 3 years ago

NOw it’s Disney+ for Star Wars and Paramount+ for Star Trek. I was excited to find the trove of new Star Trek series the Pat for various reasons I didn’t watch in several years

I’m kind of afraid to know the answer about whether I was fooled by marketing ….. when CBS tried to kick off their own personal streaming service with the new Star Treks, I refused to play that game. You’re not getting a subscription for every tv network. Now that the service is Paramount+, I’ll pay (for a while) to also get a studio’s worth of new and old movies. Please tell me there’s a real difference, and I wasn’t just fooled by re-marketing the same old shit

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YoBuckStopsHere 78 points 3 years ago

Cable shifted to low information viewers across the board decades ago. Dumb people watch commercials I guess.

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FlyingSquid 58 points 3 years ago

They're making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There's really only one solution left, matey.

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vexikron 27 points 3 years ago

No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

We are the piiiiirates

Who dont do anything

We just staaaay here

And lie around

Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

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LetThereBeR0ck 10 points 3 years ago

Look, I'm just asking you to do anything

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agamemnonymous 11 points 3 years ago

And I'm just telling you, we don't do anything

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vexikron 7 points 3 years ago

Fine.

bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

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Potatisen 0 points 3 years ago

Spastic

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YoBuckStopsHere 7 points 3 years ago

My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.

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FlyingSquid 11 points 3 years ago

That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.

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aard 9 points 3 years ago

That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.

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Kecessa 4 points 3 years ago

There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em

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Smeagol666 4 points 3 years ago

Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching.

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TheHolyChecksum 4 points 3 years ago

Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?

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Dethedrus 4 points 3 years ago

This chair be high, says I!

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hydrospanner 10 points 3 years ago

All the people watch commercials, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a correlation between the kind of person that can watch stupid reality shows for hours on end and the kind of person who watches those ads and it actually translates into them spending money on the things in the ads.

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FlyingSquid 3 points 3 years ago

Probably so. I don't know if home shopping channels are still on the air, but there were people who watched those religiously. I remember when TV switched over to digital broadcast, there was a big to-do in the town I lived in because a bunch of people watched a low-power broadcast station that broadcast a home shopping channel 24/7 and they wouldn't be able to watch it anymore since it couldn't afford the upgrade.

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Ghyste 63 points 3 years ago

This is incorrect. There is also reality tv on the weather channel.

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Patches 16 points 3 years ago

Coming up next "See which wildly underpaid intern meteorologists bite the dust this time. Coming at you live from inside the storm"

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Unforeseen 5 points 3 years ago
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Cowbee 56 points 3 years ago

✨️enshitification✨️

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GutsBerserk 23 points 3 years ago

This is the best use of this emoji, ever.

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mathterdark 44 points 3 years ago

Cartoon Network then: cartoons

Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

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starman2112 32 points 3 years ago

Jesus Christ, I just looked at their schedule there's a total of 7 hours of TTG per day. Where's the Adventure Time? Where's the Billy and Mandy? Where's Ed, Edd, n' Eddy!?

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littlecolt 21 points 3 years ago

It's seriously infuriating, the catalog they have at their disposal and they just rerun TTG, a show that at the time caused TT fans to be legitimately upset. No one wanted TTG.

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Ledivin 17 points 3 years ago

there's a total of 7 hours of TTG per day

Holy shit, I've seen the memes but I just naturally assumed they were exaggerated... That's actually ridiculous

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doctorcrimson 15 points 3 years ago
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Schadrach 1 point 3 years ago

For example, Rebecca Sugar faced a struggle just to continue Steven Universe, one of their more successful titles, but eventually she was forced to wrap it up and leave. Twice.

A big part of this was Garnet and international markets. What with being an open lesbian relationship it had to be...edited for some markets. Which was a cause of struggle and tension. The wedding episode supposedly is what killed it.

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Banzai51 8 points 3 years ago

You know it is targeted to preteens because EVERYBODY YELLS EVERYTHING!!!!!

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LEDZeppelin 39 points 3 years ago

Enshittification IRL

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Tedrow 29 points 3 years ago

Enshitification is just a symptom of capitalism. It's been happening in real life forever.

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Lemjukes 8 points 3 years ago

The only thing new about it is the name.

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mdd 38 points 3 years ago

Reality TV is cheaper to produce than scripted shows. Profit is the reason all they show is reality shows.

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HobbitFoot 36 points 3 years ago

Yeah, but it is really funny how many people are putting out documentary quality output on YouTube.

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Meron35 4 points 3 years ago

It's also really funny how many people are putting out trash reality show quality output on YouYube

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KevonLooney 6 points 3 years ago

No one has mentioned that MTV invented the reality show in 1992 with The Real World.

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Ledivin 11 points 3 years ago

I don't have a problem with the concept of reality shows, I have a problem with reality shows being like 90% of all content.

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TheDarksteel94 33 points 3 years ago

TV in the US is so weird. I mean, we've got all of that in Europe too (on some channels), but whenever I watch American TV, everything seems to be cranked up to 11. The aggressive of your news shows, the quantity of your advertisements, the weird rules from the middle ages (no swearing or nudity on certain channels), etc.

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TheEighthDoctor 20 points 3 years ago

And the Pharma commercials?! It's insane, if I want a pill I go to the doctor/pharmacy say I have a headache they will prescribe some shit and I will pick it up, why would I need a commercial for that?

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Elderos 11 points 3 years ago

For-profit healthcare.

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ahriboy 1 point 3 years ago

Prescription medicine advertising is illegal elsewhere.

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dejected_warp_core 8 points 3 years ago

American here. I stopped watching "TV" about 15 years ago, and have streamed just about everything ever since. I'm also exposed to a lot less advertising now and my life is better for it.

Watching television at family/friends house feels like traveling to a foreign country. It's exactly like you describe. I don't recognize any of it anymore.

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ahriboy 1 point 3 years ago

TV shows produced in my country are reaching cringe-levels, especially the TV mag show KMJS. I lost my trust in watching TV. And noontime shows are spewing cringe and usually controversial remarks.

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Norgur 29 points 3 years ago

MTV has been all over those "reality" shows and candidate shows since at least the late 90s though.

Hey, I'm Bam Magera and this is Jackass Roomraiders where Xibit builds flat screens into your entire house for no reason after we had a hot girl go through all your embarrassing shit while you waited in a car of some kind outside watching together with your adversaries who go absolutely apeshit about anything that happens, also UV sperm detection light.
NEXT

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FlyingSquid 15 points 3 years ago

Yep. Although it still did music videos for at least a few hours a day until the 2000s. VH1 was a holdout for a longer time. Does that Canadian MuchMusic channel even exist anymore? We got that when I used to have DirecTV. It had a fun early low budget MTV feel to it which I knew was not destined to last.

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proctonaut 8 points 3 years ago

Watching headbanger's ball when I got out of work in 06/07 is a fond memory.

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sangriaferret 2 points 3 years ago

I used to record Heabangers Ball and 120 Minutes and edit together my own vhs mix tapes. About 15 years earlier )-;

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ZombieTheZombieCat 2 points 3 years ago

I vaguely remember MuchMusic becoming Fuse at some point

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FlyingSquid 1 point 3 years ago

It was a fun channel. My favorite memory is having the lead singer of Barenaked Ladies come in and play foosball with the VJ. They said he could request any video he wanted, so he requested Mr. T's Commandments, which is an (I think unintentionally) hilarious video where Mr. T does a Christian rap about honoring your parents while beating people up.

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sangriaferret 7 points 3 years ago

MTV invented the reality format. The first few seasons of The Real World were innovative and novel. Then the execs realized how much cheaper reality was to produce and flooded the market with garbage until it was all we had left.

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Banzai51 3 points 3 years ago

MTV's downfall started when they got rid of all the Music freaks in the C suite that liked music and hired TV producers. Then we got Remote Control. We didn't realize it at the time, but that was the downfall of MTV. Once those TV execs realized they could make non-music content, we got The Real World. It was OVER.

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sangriaferret 1 point 3 years ago

Remote Control was probably the first program not about music (I remember LL Cool J quipping that they didn't have questions about the radio) but I think it was still in the spirit of the youth culture and edginess of early MTV. But, yeah, it likely marks the time at which the execs decided they had to "innovate" new programming that strayed from the format that made people watch MTV in the first place.

That said, I don't think they knew the monster they were unleashing when they created The Real World.

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bangupjobasusual 27 points 3 years ago

The weather channel now is ads.

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doctorcrimson 24 points 3 years ago
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plenipotentprotogod 24 points 3 years ago

Youtube in has done a remarkably good job carrying the torch of high quality documentaries and educational content beyond the realm of traditional media. Science, art, technology, history. It's all there, and much of it meets or exceeds the quality of anything the old guard of cable TV channels ever managed to produce.

I'm actually only now realizing that some of the most established channels have been reaching a wide audience with consistent and high quality content for the better part of a decade, and yet I can't think of any who have successfully broken into more "traditional" media such as television or or even streaming services. That seems exceptionally strange to me. I mean, last month there were headlines about Netflix giving $55 million to an unproven director who proceeded to blow it all on expensive cars instead of filming the show he was hired to make. Who decides to hire that guy over any number of youtube creators who have spent the last ten years cranking out a short video a week along with occasional longer form projects, all with a small crew on a shoestring budget. I can imagine three possible reasons for this. No idea which one(s) could be the real reason, or if there's something else entirely going on.

  1. Hollywood^1^ is so insular that they don't even realize these people exist.
  2. Hollywood is so stuck in its ways that they refuse to believe these people could be successful running a larger production.
  3. Offers have been made, but those offers have been so restrictive that any number of youtubers have turned them down despite, one would assume, a large amount of money being on the table if they go along with it.

That last one in particular seems unlikely, but I do recall that the popular Primitive Technology channel went quiet for a year or more before abruptly coming back to life. Rumors swirled that he had been hired to turn the concept into a TV show, but the production company kept trying to change things and he eventually gave up and went back to doing it his way on youtube.

^1^ used here as shorthand for the more corporate and structured entertainment industry at large.

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Smokeydope 4 points 3 years ago

Nickelodeon gave Fred their own TV show+movie and YouTube bankrolled some popular creators to make a few YouTube red originals, that's about as far as I can think of

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PersnickityPenguin 1 point 3 years ago

I vote for the insular, navel gazing/ narcissistic reason.

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Edgarallenpwn 24 points 3 years ago

Wasn't Bravo originally for performing arts? I thought it used to show theater productions and stuff like that.

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FlyingSquid 9 points 3 years ago

It did. After A&E stopped.

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realitista 23 points 3 years ago

How is there possibly this much market for this shit?

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Enigma 19 points 3 years ago

It happened during the 08 writers strike. Reality Tv is cheap to produce and requires minimal writing.

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Letto 12 points 3 years ago

I have a feeling it has more to do with low production cost than anything else sadly :/

milleNNialS Are kiLLiNg cAblE

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realitista 4 points 3 years ago

No doubt that's the main thing but how are there enough people to watch all these channels of garbage?

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CitizenKong 3 points 3 years ago

It's so cheap to produce that it doesn't need as many people watching it to be deemed profitable. And many people watching it probably just let it run in the background because it doesn't need any close attention. Basically like soaps, but soaps need writers so are more expensive.

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AA5B 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, that’s my brother. Every time I visit, he seems to have some new reality show he watches. Somehow he’s always surprised I’ve never heard of I t and am not interested in it.

It’s always on in the background and no one pays attention unless the ice starts cracking under the truck, or the survivalist misses his airdrop, or some manufactured drama hit the fishing boat or whatever. He’s a pretty active guy, so I’ll bet most of the time these reality shows are going, there’s no one even in the room

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chicken 2 points 3 years ago

Maybe no one is actually watching, the TV ratings system is crooked somehow, and TV advertisers are getting screwed?

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Fades 9 points 3 years ago

Lowest common denominator does better, casts the widest net and the morons eat it up

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abbotsbury 4 points 3 years ago

Most people don't have standards.

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omega_x3 20 points 3 years ago

Weather channel has trash shows about surviving weather events

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clipper 15 points 3 years ago

Yeah I get that the weather channel is the punch line here but let's not act like it hasn't also gone to shit

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DannyMac 20 points 3 years ago

Gen alpha: What are "TV channels?"

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I_Fart_Glitter 19 points 3 years ago

The history channel also has Nazi documentaries.

Edit: I just checked their line up, as I haven't been anywhere cable was playing for years. They're doing one show per day now, it's an all day marathon of either Ancient Aliens, Pawn Stars, The UnXplained (bigfoot, etc.), American Pickers (literally a reality show about trash) or Mountain Men (seems to be a reality show about some dudes in Alaska).

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MrJukes 6 points 3 years ago

They're just interested in that period of history, okay?

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Banzai51 6 points 3 years ago

I remember when the criticism of the History channel was it was the "Hitler channel." I'm old.

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I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of before I went over and checked their line up. In the wee hours of the morning they have something called "paid documentaries" without any further detail. I'm very curious what that is. Is it an infomercial? Some unholy cross between an infomercial and a documentary? Are they selling imitation Nazi gold?

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CaptDust 6 points 3 years ago

"trash reality show that feature trash pickers sorting through trash"

Lmao. That's painful.

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linearchaos 6 points 3 years ago

No, that's the new American dream.... Oh wait You said painful yeah...

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aniki 4 points 3 years ago

re-run documentaries.

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nl4real 19 points 3 years ago

Oh, don't worry, the same cancer is destroying fun on the internet, only worse because of the techniques they use to keep your attention that TV can't replicate because it's not an interactive medium.

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Banzai51 19 points 3 years ago

I used to love A&E when it was biographies and Lovejoy.

The major TV networks were so embarrassed by being outproduced in quality by these niche cable networks that they raised the level of their programing to match. LOL, no. They bought out all the niche cable TV channels and turned them into trash. Hurray Capitalism.

Edit: and in the streaming era, the same kind of thing happened to Pluto. They had some great, quirky programs. Like the train channel. Checked them out a couple weeks ago and they look completely different post buy out. All the tech and gaming content gone. No train channel. Bunch of channels that just run reruns of one show.

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RainfallSonata 4 points 3 years ago

A&E stands for Art & Entertainment. Before it was biographies it was cultural programming, like An Evening at the Improv, Breakfast with the Arts, and Live by Request (concerts). Same with Bravo, with fine arts and film.

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Kase 19 points 3 years ago

The weather is pretty trash, but it's not the weather channel's fault :/

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droans 5 points 3 years ago

And when they're not showing weather reports, they're showing off dope tornadoes and hurricanes and shit.

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1984 18 points 3 years ago

Reality shows have people I never want to meet, mostly.

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prettydarknwild 18 points 3 years ago

TLC is the 21st century version of the freak shows

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flatplutosociety 5 points 3 years ago

Say what you will about the entertainment merits of Real Housewives and Kardashian shows, at least the stars of those shows signed up to have their drama exploited for ratings. The producers of shows like Hoarders and Intervention are morally bankrupt. TLC is basically an entire network devoted to turning people's mental health and addiction crises into spectacle for cheap entertainment, and it's absolutely disgusting.

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CowsLookLikeMaps 17 points 3 years ago

RIP Discovery Channel

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FlyingSquid 20 points 3 years ago

In the 80s, if you got up really early, like 5 am, Discovery would sometimes just put a camera on a professor giving a lecture. It was pretty cool. I guess we have YouTube for that sort of thing now, but you even make a suggestion like that to a Discovery executive now and they'd probably try to murder you.

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BeigeAgenda 7 points 3 years ago

As I recall back in 2003 when MythBusters started there were still some okay shows left but it went downhill quickly from there.

I haven't been able to find a good list of Discovery schedules by year, that would make it clear when it became reality only.

The good shows I remember from the 90s was:

  • Dinosaur! and When Dinosaurs Ruled with Bob Bakker
  • Connections with James Burke
  • Beyond 2000
  • Time Team
  • WW2 documentaries
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FlyingSquid 3 points 3 years ago

Discovery showing Time Team made me a lifelong fan. Most of the old episodes are on YouTube now. They have a Patreon to fund new episodes. They aren't as good because Tony doesn't host them, but they're still fun.

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son_named_bort 16 points 3 years ago

C-Span then: empty chairs

C-Span now: empty chairs

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FlyingSquid 4 points 3 years ago

I actually do watch C-Span (streaming) from time to time if there's an important bill up for a vote. But that's a pretty wonky level of keeping an eye on what the government is doing. I'd still rather have it than not.

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st3ph3n 2 points 3 years ago

Also, insane people calling in on the phone.

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I_Has_A_Hat 3 points 3 years ago
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Restaldt 16 points 3 years ago

And one show being split up across multiple streaming services with only a few seasons on each service is why i have a jellyfin server now

Cable also ruined streaming services

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GardenVarietyAnxiety 14 points 3 years ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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Imgonnatrythis 13 points 3 years ago

This is unfortunately not hyperbole but incredibly and sadly accurate because but neglects to mention aliens on history channel and that it's hard to find weather on weather channel due to insane amount of ads. TV has gone the way of AM radio.

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Blackmist 13 points 3 years ago

All of that is on streaming, and worse.

A lot of TV has always just been a way to fill the gaps between the adverts as cheaply as possible. Moving from 4 channels to 200 didn't increase the amount of stuff you could watch, it just spread it all over the place.

It ate itself, streaming is going the same way. Maybe they'll eventually catch on and have a service that contains every movie and TV show (once they've finished in the theatre, and past the Blu-ray/Pay-per-view part of their lifespan where people will pay for it individually), for like £30 a month, and it can be like Spotify and the other music services. A Kaleidescape for poor people. Until then I've gone back to mostly yarring it for any new stuff, and using a Jellyfin server.

Nobody wants a dozen services to look through, even if they did have more money than sense.

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AA5B 4 points 3 years ago

Unfortunately we’ll probably have to battle contracts again before that happens. As more of us rebel against the insanity by switching what services we subscribe to every couple of months, they’ll have to try to prevent frequent switching. for cable, they always pushed long term contracts and we had no choice. I’m not getting locked into a long term contract unless it’s a serious discount, and even then I realize it’s mostly a trap to get your credit card on auto-renew.

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Sculptor9157 2 points 3 years ago

Yes! Maybe a service for flicks that streams over the internet.

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CaptDust 13 points 3 years ago

David Zaslav is the common denominator across all these examples, and now he's in charge of Warner Bros...

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catfish 12 points 3 years ago

Gold-diggers have it real good, two areas of influence

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GaMEChld 5 points 3 years ago

No they don't. There is an ever increasing amount of gold diggers, and not a lot of gold havers to go around. So a few gold diggers are happy, and many are endlessly searching and wondering why they aren't getting a proposal or commitment.

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catfish 2 points 3 years ago

You make valid points

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BurnSquirrel 12 points 3 years ago

I'm old enough to remember when discovery showed space stuff like, all the time. It was great!

It really changed in the 90s when congress pulled public funding for educational TV

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qooqie 12 points 3 years ago
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FlyingSquid 22 points 3 years ago

It was trash long before that.

Discovery, History and TLC used to all show educational programming. TLC actually stands for The Learning Channel.

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spicytuna62 13 points 3 years ago

Mythbusters may have been one of the single greatest programs ever.

I miss Modern Marvels and How It's Made.

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FlyingSquid 8 points 3 years ago

Those were all great.

Also, A&E (Which stands for Arts & Entertainment) used to show opera, ballet and classical music concerts. Maybe it wasn't hugely popular, but my family would watch.

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ares35 4 points 3 years ago

the og a&e/nick (when it was a shared channel) used to be what the family room tv was tuned to for 'noise' when no one was watching.

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sangriaferret 2 points 3 years ago

They also aired reruns of Twin Peaks which was pretty rad.

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prettybunnys 7 points 3 years ago

Myth busters was one of the shows that signaled the end honestly.

It was a good show but it was a signal that pure educational television no longer worked. Myth Busters was a quasi intellectual show but it rarely followed any scientific method other than “we tried it this way and will extrapolate all results from that”

Great show, lots of entertainment but it was definitely part of the “we need to be flashier and shinier and louder”

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wizardbeard 3 points 3 years ago

Plus all the filler. I love the Streamlined Mythbusters project, but it's absurd how short some episodes get when cut down. Iirc there was one that was cut down to 11 minutes of actual content.

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ares35 5 points 3 years ago

cable is still the cash cow for companies that own content, have networks, and streaming services (comcast, disney, etc), who cannot apparently make a profit off their streaming services. imagine that, selling your content on the open market made more money than locking it all behind your own paywall.

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FeetinMashedPotatoes 12 points 3 years ago

I love you weather channel, never change weather channel

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FlyingSquid 3 points 3 years ago

Back when we had cable, my wife would just leave the Weather Channel on as background noise.

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spicytuna62 3 points 3 years ago

My wife says her mom used to do that and now she can't hear Santana's "Smooth" without thinking of The Weather Channel.

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FeetinMashedPotatoes 1 point 3 years ago

Ugh the nostalgia, takes me back

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VieuxQueb 2 points 3 years ago

It's mostly ads now !

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phoneymouse 1 point 3 years ago
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owiseedoubleyou 11 points 3 years ago

Not that streaming is any better though.

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kWazt 7 points 3 years ago

Depends on your definition of streaming. I love me some debrid streaming.

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franklin 5 points 3 years ago

Ahoy, matey!

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veroxii 2 points 3 years ago

"we thank the Lord for our daily debrid..."

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JCreazy 10 points 3 years ago

Isn't the weather channel just mostly ads now?

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Decoy321 2 points 3 years ago

Always has been.

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Antagnostic 1 point 3 years ago

Trash reality shows that feature clouds.

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BeautifulMind 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah I remember when the cable tv folks pitched cable like there wouldn't be ads, vs. public airways that had to be ad-supported because there wasn't any subscription for it. When they turned cable into ad wasteland I felt that like the fucking betrayal it was

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fox2263 9 points 3 years ago

It’s only a matter of time before the weather reality channel featuring weather

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crackajack 8 points 3 years ago

So disappointed to hear about what happened to Discovery channel. Though their Youtube channel is still amazing!

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sagrotan 8 points 3 years ago

We don't have tv anymore since around 2000, before we just watched VH-1'n'stuff, not because "it's all so bad for the kids" - it is, but that wasn't the main reason, it's just shit) we watched SpongeBob over Internet with our (at that time) little daughter in English, not our native tongue german, she had an easy entry into studying internationally because she just spoke English almost better than German. She told me once she even dreams in English most of the time, so we speak our own little germish/engleutsch mix during the day here, it's partially more efficient to communicate that way (including some family neologisms)

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spudwart 6 points 3 years ago

Television is shit

YouTube is shit

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Samsy 4 points 3 years ago

Social media is shit

Wait...

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spudwart 3 points 3 years ago

The fediverse is a Social Network not Social Media.

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Samsy 1 point 3 years ago

Pew, thank god.

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FrostKing 6 points 3 years ago

There were still some okay shows on animal planet, last time I checked, when I stopped at a hotel and turned on a TV. They had a treehouse building one that was cool... Don't know why it was on animal planet, but still

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Jikal 6 points 3 years ago

Tuning to G4 and there's a 90% chance it's either COPS or Cheaters

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Kolanaki 5 points 3 years ago

What brand of stupid reality bullshit you think will eventually take over the weather channel? 🤔

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thespezfucker 5 points 3 years ago

What the hell happened, now everything is a TLC knockoff

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WholeEnchilada 5 points 3 years ago

I'm an expat American who has lived outside of the US for 17 years. Last time I went back there was 8 years ago. 2 years ago I got a pen pal from the US who just LOVES talking about these trashy cable shows. I'm also kinda 48 years old. So, I remember when cable became a new thingy. People said cable programming was trash since cable programming came into existence. Sure, the programming wasn't all realities. MTV had music on it. You know what the adults said about MTV (including my parents?) They said, "All that sex in the music videos. So perverted." Just imagine the scandal of playing Madonna's "Like a Prayer" every hour on the hour on MTV in its heyday. I remember telling my mother, "It's a great song! I like it!" before being shuffled off to Sunday catechism, which I escaped from to smoke cigs in the woods behind the church/convent. I'd ride home from catechism in the car reciting the words to "Like a Prayer" and any other Madonna song that came to mind. Plus I'd recite some Prince at my parents, another nice rebel on the MTV cable tube played constantly back then. Maybe following reality TV is a new form of subversion. Maybe it exposes the meta of celebrity. People are hip to this, especially very young people. Very young people are so aware of the meta everything and know how to use it for subversion.

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FlyingSquid 2 points 3 years ago

Young people don't tend to have cable.

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WholeEnchilada 3 points 3 years ago

Their parents or grandparents might, like I'm talking about. I'm middle aged and I don't have cable. I wouldn't have cable if I lived back home in the USA. I'm not talking about young people who are old enough and employed enough to live on their own. You totally overlooked the point I'm making (which, ummm, also connects with Netflix having reality shows, too?). Also, my point about cable being considered trash since it was invented went over your head. That's an undeniable historical fact you can look up. Cable programming has always been considered trash since its inception.

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TheEighthDoctor 1 point 3 years ago

imagine the scandal of playing Madonna’s “Like a Prayer”

Is it because she kisses a black guy? It seems like a very non problematic music video, I don't get the scandal.

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fne8w2ah 4 points 3 years ago

TV in good old 'murica sure got enshittified damn early.

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Slovene 4 points 3 years ago

"History" channel - Ancient Aliens

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ahriboy 3 points 3 years ago

The only reliable sources about history are preserved articles and respective reliable YouTube channels.

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Candybar121 3 points 3 years ago
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doublejay1999 2 points 3 years ago

Fookin ‘ell this goes hard

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books 1 point 3 years ago

In all fairness reality shows are pretty much what we watch on YouTube too

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