I'm gay, not blind!

2 years ago by return2ozma to c/memes

Semi_Hemi_Demigod 134 points 2 years ago

I love being hit on by gay men. I can actually tell itโ€™s happening.

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UraniumBlazer 47 points 2 years ago

What's happening?

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expatriado 59 points 2 years ago

with you? not much

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UraniumBlazer 53 points 2 years ago

:(

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bastion 19 points 2 years ago

You've been savagely attacked by an internet monster.

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FlyingSquid 18 points 2 years ago

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nonfuinoncuro 1 point 2 years ago

I miss Ron Paul and real conservatives

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FlyingSquid 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 12870684 12870810 12873060 12878608 12878655, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 5
Delta_V 14 points 2 years ago

updog

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spankmonkey 5 points 2 years ago

Compliments!

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deltapi 29 points 2 years ago

Right?! This right here.

I was once yelled at by a friend of a girl for "ignoring her advances." I kid you not, the "advances" consisted of her walking up to me at a party, saying "hey, aren't you in my math class?" (To which I answered in the affirmative) and "well, um, I guess I'll see you there Monday!"

How the fuck was I supposed to know that was an attempt at flirting?

The older gay guy at work? "You're gorgeous. Ever consider dating a man?"

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MisterFrog 2 points 2 years ago

Society has reinforced that women should be passive, and even after much progress on that front in general, somehow this still applies in some people's minds.

I would guess.

No biggie though, depends what you personality traits you yourself are looking for, if being proactive is one of them, then I guess you haven't missed out ๐Ÿ˜…

And if you weren't interested and the friend is yelling at you angrily, that's mega questionable. Last I checked, no one is obligated to be interested romantically in anyone else...

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NotAnonymousAtAll 108 points 2 years ago

As a mostly straight dude who does not score high on conventional physical attractiveness I encourage absolutely everyone independent of their gender to hit on me. Being told/signaled that I am attractive is always welcome.

Just don't blatantly ignore boundaries like physical touch without explicit consent. That too applies completely independent of gender.

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peopleproblems 57 points 2 years ago

Man if I ever get comments on my appearance it goes to my head and I cant think straight for days.

Thankfully that's only happened like twice.

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kungen 39 points 2 years ago

I cant think straight for days.

Temporarily homosexual?

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prenatal_confusion 15 points 2 years ago

That's how they get you.

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JayleneSlide 6 points 2 years ago

Fake it til you make it!

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Sc00ter 23 points 2 years ago

You too remember when that girl told you that you had good, healthy finger nails in 2012?

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DillyDaily 8 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure I still catch myself smiling over the girl in highschool 18 years ago that said she was jealous because I had really long and pretty eyelashes.

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peopleproblems 1 point 2 years ago

No, in my case I was told I smelled really good

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ShaunaTheDead 22 points 2 years ago

I'm sure you're aware but I think it needs to be said more; but I think that most women would love to pay men compliments on their appearance, but unfortunately, it sometimes leads to weird, obsessive, totally inappropriate behaviour from said men and so that scares a lot of women off.

We, as a society, should try to discourage men from reading too much into a purely platonic compliment so that women feel more free to give men compliments without fear of super awkward and/or scary situations.

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Smoogs 2 points 2 years ago

When you say โ€œhiโ€ and the guy is like โ€œIโ€™m not into youโ€

Not into you either bro. Just acknowledging youโ€™re there and Iโ€™m here so you donโ€™t fall off a cliff in surprise just cuz Iโ€™m walking this trail behind you. Safety measures and all that.

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Okokimup 7 points 2 years ago

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

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GreenKnight23 7 points 2 years ago
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Onionguy 5 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿ‘€

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NotAnonymousAtAll 4 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿ˜Š

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SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points 2 years ago

Same. Though feel free to touch. I'm a man slut :3

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wesker 105 points 2 years ago

I used to provide security for a club that held a lot of queer dance parties. It's pretty flattering to be hit on by gay guys. They'll give you honest compliments that most women won't.

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FenrirIII 42 points 2 years ago

They'll give you honest compliments that most women won't.

;_;

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TimewornTraveler 10 points 2 years ago

wait, are you saying women don't give you complements or that gays don't give honest ones?

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Scubus 9 points 2 years ago

Both :'(

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ivanafterall 3 points 2 years ago

I think it's neither? I believe he meant, "Gay guys will give honest compliments, whereas women won't." That's been my experience, too. I really wish women were half as open and kind in approaching as gay guys have been.

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FlyingSquid 64 points 2 years ago

I'm a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what's wrong with me, guys? Don't you want this body?

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klemptor 17 points 2 years ago

Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod

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FlyingSquid 12 points 2 years ago

You know you want me.

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klemptor 6 points 2 years ago

If you want my squidbod
And you think I'm slimy

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Anticorp 10 points 2 years ago

I'm a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.

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catsup 4 points 2 years ago

Now I really wanna see a picture!

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 2 years ago

I've only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.

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FlyingSquid 1 point 2 years ago

I was literally in a gay bar the only time I was hit on. My friend was the bartender and I'd hang out there with him sometimes. So for all I know, the guy hitting on me was just very desperate.

I sure wasn't hit on any of the other times I was in there.

๐Ÿ™

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hate2bme 62 points 2 years ago

I went to a gay bar with my gay friends from work last week. I had 5 compliments on my beard. It felt so good.

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TheOctonaut 23 points 2 years ago

How is your wife doing by the way

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masterofn001 50 points 2 years ago

Had one recent tenant straight up tell me within the first few days of renting, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, "I hate removeds".

I just stared at him and replied, "You're just mad because they don't hit on you"

He was also recently removed from the property.

He was barely 19, and just started university.

Good luck in life, bro.

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jerkface -9 points 2 years ago

you can write "f-slur"

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ma1w4re 25 points 2 years ago
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hakunawazo 9 points 2 years ago

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RizzRustbolt 34 points 2 years ago

What those guys look like now:

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photonic_sorcerer 13 points 2 years ago

Aubrey Plaza femboy confirmed????

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flamingo_pinyata 32 points 2 years ago

Often I wish I was attracted to men. Gay guys seem to find me attractive, unlike (both straight and gay) women

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FlyingSquid 32 points 2 years ago

To be fair, gay women don't find men attractive in general.

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captainlezbian 10 points 2 years ago

And the men who do attract us tend to really hate the features that cause that

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captainlezbian 25 points 2 years ago

Oh hey, I see youโ€™ve met the guy who keeps aggressively refusing to take my friendsโ€™ nos for an answer

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Gestrid 5 points 2 years ago path: 0 12874554 12876759, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
dohpaz42 13 points 2 years ago

How did yall get my picture?

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robocall 10 points 2 years ago

Just cuz someone's blind doesn't mean they are willing to date the ugliest ogre.

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Remotedeck 9 points 2 years ago

Idk his eyes are pretty striking

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Smoogs 8 points 2 years ago

The struggle of being straight women..

The odds are good but the goods are odd.

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kibiz0r 7 points 2 years ago

Should I give that show another try?

I remember really enjoying it when it was first airing, but I fell off cuz my living situation got all messed up and I think itโ€™s one of those where Iโ€™d have to start over from S1E1.

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Anticorp 6 points 2 years ago

What's this from? It's revolting.

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CrazyLikeGollum 10 points 2 years ago

I think it's Legion; a series based on an X-Men character named Legion, who is Charles Xavier's neglected schizophrenic son, but because of licensing issues they couldn't include most X-Men characters and as a result they created a story that doesn't really feel like any other superhero thing and is instead very weird and very trippy.

I haven't watched it since it's original run and don't remember much more than that, but I remember liking it quite a bit. I might rewatch it soon.

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Anticorp 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks. Who is this creature?

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FrowingFostek 4 points 2 years ago

If I'm remembering it correctly, Its a manifestation of Legion's darker side that the shadow king is trying to release.

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gnomesaiyan 1 point 2 years ago

The Devil with The Yellow Eyes. Totally worth the watch, has a great cast and soundtrack.

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Aedis 1 point 2 years ago

Legion I think?

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CrazyLikeGollum 3 points 2 years ago

I'd recommend it, can't say why I'd recommend it, I just remember really enjoying Legion.

From what little I do remember, I think starting over would be a good idea.

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lastunusedusername2 3 points 2 years ago

It gets pretty weird in the second and third seasons. But I think it's great.

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peopleproblems 2 points 2 years ago

There's a bit where some time travel shit starts happening and these really freaky time demons show up and they will sit in your nightmares for a while.

Other than that it's pretty cool

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sirico 6 points 2 years ago

I lack the confidence to say thanks, but your wasting your time or is it more I might say yes.

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MissJinx 5 points 2 years ago

Also heard "fat women are disgusting" LOL

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WhyFlip 4 points 2 years ago

Om nom nom nom...

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