What is your preferred banana ripeness?

6 months ago by snoons to c/asklemmy

I prefer them to still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.

usualsuspect191 41 points 6 months ago

I personally prefer a 9 or 10, and would rather an 11 than an 8

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doc 12 points 6 months ago

Good graphic. 7 or 8 for me. In the teens for banana nut bread.

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snoons 9 points 6 months ago

Oh nice! Mine is 4 or 5. 3 or 6-9 is acceptable, 10 if I'm starving, >11 if I'm about to die; otherwise it's being composted. *Sometimes I put 'overripe' bananas in the freezer to make banana bread in the future, but I stopped doing this because I don't like kidding myself.

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raldone01 7 points 6 months ago

Wait for a 16.
Take a metal straw.
Punch through.
Drink the goodness inside.
Pro tip: If it doesn't flow well knead it a bit.

Thanks for listening to my TED ed talk.

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BurgerBaron 6 points 6 months ago

6 - 10 anything riper goes in the freezer and becomes banana muffins later. I'm amazed anyone likes green banana.

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Hossenfeffer 5 points 6 months ago

4, 5, or 6 for me please.

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specimen 1 point 6 months ago

My man!

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ieGod 4 points 6 months ago

Useful pic! 6 or 7 look perfect to me. When they start to get the stupid little stringy bits due to softness they're no longer enjoyable for me on their own. Those go to the trash, or used in baking.

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luxadazy 3 points 6 months ago
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AcidiclyBasicGlitch 3 points 6 months ago

1-7 would be ideal banana. 8 is ok ish. 9 and 10 would have to be really pushing it. Anything beyond 10 is only useful for getting mashed up to cook banana bread or pancakes with.

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idiomaddict 2 points 6 months ago

lol, I was just thinking that I’d happily eat anything 9+, but 8 is still okayish.

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Mothra 2 points 6 months ago

Amazing, a banana scale!

My ideal type would be 8.5 . But I'm happy with 7 - 10.

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alsimoneau 2 points 6 months ago

9 ± 2, 3 if I'm hungry.

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YeahIgotskills2 2 points 6 months ago

Love this. Although, tbh the first 5 could be from the same bunch!

8-10 for me. When they're green at all they taste weird and are too firm, but to each their own I guess.

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Speiser0 2 points 6 months ago

9-13 looks good to me. Below is green, above looks like the insides are getting too much brown already.

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ultranaut 2 points 6 months ago

8 to 10 is ideal. Below 5 or 6 is not ripe. Above 10 is banana bread territory.

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agamemnonymous 1 point 6 months ago

Correct.

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ghashul 1 point 6 months ago

I prefer around 9-10, once they get get to the 12+ stage they go in the freezer ready for banana ice cream or baking.

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YiddishMcSquidish 1 point 6 months ago

Completely agree!

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Iusedtobeanalien 1 point 6 months ago

9 to 14

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guynamedzero 1 point 6 months ago

I prefer an 8, but would also do 7 or 9. Anything less is too firm for me, and the taste is oddly sour, anything larger is way to soft and way too fucking sweet, like, to the point that it just tastes awful.

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ButWhatDoesItAllMean 17 points 6 months ago

I think they're a bit tangy when green and don't like them that way. I prefer full on yellow, perhaps with a smidge of browning.

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snoons 11 points 6 months ago

I get that. I like the tang, they're a bit too sweet for me when they're too ripe.

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Eric 7 points 6 months ago

Same here. Also, the greener the banana is, the more resistant starch it has, which is good for your microbiome

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sbv 3 points 6 months ago

Damn right. Maybe with a smidge of peanut butter.

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Rhynoplaz 15 points 6 months ago

I prefer mine with freckles.

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Mac 4 points 6 months ago

Oh, stop it. You're gonna make me blush 🥰

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lath 13 points 6 months ago

Yellowish green. Fiber, sweetness and not a choking hazard.

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Suck_on_my_Presence 10 points 6 months ago

Love a 50/50 green yellow banana. When they have a good snap and that green taste? Yummm

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zxqwas 10 points 6 months ago

Between no Green and no brown. So that narrows it down to about 15 minutes. I prefer a bit of brown to a bit of Green

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chonglibloodsport 9 points 6 months ago

Yellow with freckles. Green is too starchy and weird tasting to me. I like a ripe banana.

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pastermil 8 points 6 months ago

yellow for eating directly, brown for banana bread.

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qevlarr 8 points 6 months ago

Barely no longer green

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HeroicBillyBishop 4 points 6 months ago

This is the correct answer!

All you "Extra ripe" mofos terrify me,

Isn't it like eating sweet gooey, undercooked eggs or something...

gag

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Vibi 8 points 6 months ago

Firm, slightly green still.

Yellow, fully ripe bananas, are high in fructans which for me and many others, cause digestion issues, discomfort, and that lingering taste/feeling.

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snoons 2 points 6 months ago

Yep! I learnt that the hard way. It was like I had to burp really badly, but couldn't. ;-;

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muxika 8 points 6 months ago

Spotty or oozing, which is just right for banana bread.

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Pondis 9 points 6 months ago

This is the only right answer. These green banana eating monsters are clearly deranged.

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CarbonIceDragon 7 points 6 months ago

A decent amount of green, there's like a one or two day window where it's possible to peel them normally without the peel snapping, but where there's still a little bit of the underripe sourness to them

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tuckerm 6 points 6 months ago

Thoroughly freckled, nearly alcohol.

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snoons 2 points 6 months ago

Banana schnapps!

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Catfish 6 points 6 months ago

Non existent. I do not recognise this object as food.

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backalleycoyote 4 points 6 months ago

Hmm. This doesn’t sound like the reply I’d expect out of an opportunistic bottom-feeder. Sure you’re a catfish?

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Catfish 2 points 6 months ago

You tell me little dog

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backalleycoyote 2 points 6 months ago

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

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NightmareQueenJune 6 points 6 months ago path: 0 23331985, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Butterphinger 6 points 6 months ago

7

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neidu3 5 points 6 months ago

Yellow with freckles on the peel

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UnrefinedChihuahua 5 points 6 months ago

3-4 for me.

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EVIL_MAN 3 points 6 months ago

7 is where thr real taste of banana begins. Pre-7 on your so called chart is not even ripe bennana. Bannana is good until it is dirt. The mold gives good flavor, like cheese. To think that so many individuals could be out of the loop of real banana eating. What horrible ignorance of man.

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UnrefinedChihuahua 2 points 6 months ago

7 is where my wife starts making banana bread, o so I don't mind.

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imetators 2 points 6 months ago

My vote goes to 3-5

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UnrefinedChihuahua 1 point 6 months ago

Yeah you're right. I'd eat a 5.

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yenahmik 2 points 6 months ago

I'd say 6.5. I like to see a few brown spots but 7 is verging on too far. I'd happily eat any of 5-7.

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NENathaniel 1 point 6 months ago

6 looks perfect

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hedge_lord 1 point 6 months ago

7 maybe 6

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EyIchFragDochNur 4 points 6 months ago

Half brown, sweet

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AcidiclyBasicGlitch 4 points 6 months ago

still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.

Same. Bananas, avocados, and artichokes all get this weird but similar taste when they get ripe beyond the point I can enjoy them. Idk what it is exactly or even how to describe the taste, but some people seem to either not notice a difference or actively be seeking it out.

Most ready made guacamole always seems to have that same flavor. Honestly not sure if there's even a name for it, but it almost makes me gag.

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ArmoredThirteen 4 points 6 months ago

Do plantains count? If so may I introduce you to the illustrious jibarito

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snoons 1 point 6 months ago

🤤

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Speiser0 4 points 6 months ago

Stop trolling. Green bananas are disgusting.

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snoons 4 points 6 months ago

Not if you use a condom.

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Zoomboingding 4 points 6 months ago

I prefer a very ripe banana, though uncooked makes my mouth itchy and I get violent heartburn... I'm allergic to cross pollination in bananas, so I can only eat them cooked.

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jam12705 3 points 6 months ago

Got any good recipes for cooked bannannas you could share?

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Zoomboingding 3 points 6 months ago

Banana bread is the classic. Fried plantains are also excellent. Unfortunately, most methods of destroying the pollen enzymes also make the banana mush, so there's not much you can use it in. Throwing the cooked banana into smoothies/milkshakes is good.

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Tiral 2 points 6 months ago

Holy cow that sounds rough. I used to eat Kiwis with my grandma when I was a kid (42 now) and I recently grabbed one at the store. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it, I don't remember it being that tingly and mouth numbing lol.

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Zoomboingding 1 point 6 months ago

Allergies can develop/worsen over time, so maybe it's worse now after not having eaten them. As a kid, I always hated eating apples and bananas. I figured it was because they were healthy and you're not really supposed to like eating them lol

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theywilleatthestars 4 points 6 months ago

Browned and then mashed and then made into banana bread

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Lumidaub 4 points 6 months ago

Usually the one they were yesterday.

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jaycifer 3 points 6 months ago

I really like them almost entirely brown, mashed up with butter and mixed with some flour, sugar, an egg or two and a hint of vanilla extract, all baked in the oven for like an hour.

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callyral 3 points 6 months ago

The yellowest one that doesn't have too much brown. If there's some green it usually won't taste as sweet, but if it's too brown it will be mushy and gross.

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Sidyctism2 3 points 6 months ago

I dont know when in the lifecycle of a banana this happens, but after they transformed into banana ice cream

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m4xie 3 points 6 months ago

I better eat this now, because I won't be able to in a couple of hours.

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Kolanaki 3 points 6 months ago

When they are brown and mushy.

Because thats when you can turn them into banana bread.

If I am going to just eat the banana by itself, I prefer it to look fake as fuck and bright yellow. Just ripe enough that the peel isn't super hard to remove.

I haven't tried frying one, tho. Might be better if it's still green for two reasons: Higher sugar content for caramlizing and firmer so it doesn't just melt away.

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GreenKnight23 3 points 6 months ago

green to lime yellow.

I like the freshness and grassy flavor.

my parents would eat them black and it just put me off them.

I rarely have a banana unless it's with rice crispys or cheerios.

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Madu 3 points 6 months ago

As with most things I have a "in the moment" preference. I'm not gonna be sad if they're as OP described or very brown and sweet, but I'll have a "man, I would have rather have them this way" and what way that is is different from time to time. Can have one or several hours, days, weeks or months of preferring one kind then it'll just change. Generally like change and things to be different rather than the same all the time.

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agentTeiko 3 points 6 months ago

I might be the weird one but I like them dark green the greener the better.

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ryannathans 2 points 6 months ago

When they start to smell sweet

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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 6 months ago

I like my bananas yellow, with the brown dots just starting to appear. That's the perfect sweetness, flavor, and texture.

When I was a kid, my mom thought bananas were too expensive, so they were a rare treat. To this day, eating a banana feels like a candy bar to me.

When I was an adult, with a job, and my own apartment, I was grocery shopping, and about to pass the bananas because they were too expensive, I saw that they were only about 60 cents a pound. A giant bunch of bananas, more than I'd ever seen in my house in my life, was less than $2!

I have always had a few bananas in my kitchen ever since.

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sicarius 2 points 6 months ago

Absolutly none. Can't stand bananas. Need to wash my hands after peeling them for my kids when they were young.
Think it's the weird texture.
And also the awful flavour.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 6 months ago
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codewizard 0 points 6 months ago path: 0 23349147 23349194, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 1
sicarius 1 point 6 months ago

I can't put into words how much I despise bananas.
Luckily every single banana plant is a clone so it's likely that one single blight will wipe them all out.
No if I can just figure out how to create a blight.

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AoxoMoxoA 2 points 6 months ago

I eat the whole hand of bananas within 24 hours so the need to be ripe. A green banana tastes terrible and I have no self control

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TropicalDingdong 2 points 6 months ago

Hard green for boiled bananas. Ripened on tree for yellow banana.

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Nemo 2 points 6 months ago

Just after the last tinge of green has faded.

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DarrinBrunner 2 points 6 months ago

Five, six, or seven. I'll go to eight, to not waste the banana. I'll eat four on cereal. I'd never eat one, two, or three.

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IhaveCrabs111 2 points 6 months ago

Very under ripe. I like how it tastes likes shit and leaves that weird coating on your tongue that is hard to get rid of. Refreshing.

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tacosanonymous 2 points 6 months ago

Green to sate hunger. yellow, starting to brown for sweet treat.

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Mycatiskai 2 points 6 months ago

Sliced and dried in chip form.

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Hadriscus 2 points 6 months ago

For frying, green is good. For eating as dessert, dark yellow with freckles

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sunnytimes 2 points 6 months ago

Blender with protein powder and blueberries. Cannot handle the texture at any ripeness

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wraekscadu 1 point 6 months ago

The riper the better

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ivanafterall 1 point 6 months ago

Quite.

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YiddishMcSquidish 1 point 6 months ago

Right before they're good only for sweet bread.

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M0oP0o 1 point 6 months ago

Artificial.

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exaybachae 1 point 6 months ago

They are not ripe unless spotted.

They are over ripe if brown.

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venusaur 1 point 6 months ago

The greener you like it, the more monkey you are.

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lemming741 1 point 6 months ago

I like em when they start to ferment

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