Choose your fighter:

5 months ago by TheWaterGod to c/techsupportmemes

Opisek 77 points 5 months ago

They're actually all the same person

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Rhaedas 49 points 5 months ago

Yep, different stages of working the problem.

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Sibbo 20 points 5 months ago

Every bug you fix brings you closer to your fursona.

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Dojan 14 points 5 months ago

UωU

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EyIchFragDochNur 5 points 5 months ago

No working, no problem. Just a human being.

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voxthefox 59 points 5 months ago

What you don't see about the bearded guy is the farming tools in the background because he's so burned out with tech that his hobbies have turned into basically anything aggressively not tech.

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TRBoom 4 points 5 months ago

I started making hard cider :)

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rants_unnecessarily 3 points 5 months ago

Feeling targeted here.

My hobbies include cozy games, gardening and tinkering.

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Dogiedog64 2 points 5 months ago

That's what happened to me, though I skipped tech entirely and went straight to the brewhouse. Physical jobs are so much more rewarding.

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JoMiran 37 points 5 months ago

You forgot the main boss fight.

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hemko 25 points 5 months ago

Ah, the network guru

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FE80 5 points 5 months ago

Could be a Unix guy.

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NigelFrobisher 5 points 5 months ago

You either die in an ATF siege or live to become the sysop.

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inari 4 points 5 months ago

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Crozekiel 25 points 5 months ago

3 of these are the same person at different stages and you can't convince me otherwise.

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Donkter 2 points 5 months ago

4 of these

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rmrf 2 points 5 months ago

Which is the first stage

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AnarchistArtificer 3 points 5 months ago

I think it's sort of like the stages of grief, where it doesn't happen in any particular order.

For instance, I know a couple of people who started like the top left (they tend to describe this as their "neck beard phase", who then became the top right. Then they became the bottom left (one is a trans woman, the other still identifies as a man, but enjoys presenting as a femboy sometimes). Then both of them became furries once they had enough disposable income.

I have another friend who started as a furry, but then became the top right when she needed entered the professional world (she was also in boy-mode at this point). Then this made her be miserable, especially because she was even more unhappy in this more conventional mode of masculinity, which made her become the top left. Then her egg cracked, and she turned into the bottom left. She says she doesn't have the time or money to actively be a furry anymore, but she's happy because she has a lot of friends who are, so this allows her to be close to a community that was an instrumental part in her finding herself (also for "helping [her] to not fucking kill [herself] as a depressed teenager")

I imagine that it would be possible for any order of events to work, for different people. And some people may visit certain squares multiple times

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CheetahHybrid 16 points 5 months ago

I've been all 4 at one point or another

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testaccount789 8 points 5 months ago

Quite the banner on your profile.

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SethTaylor 5 points 5 months ago

Don't anyone show that to John Oliver. He'll have a stroke

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CheetahHybrid 2 points 5 months ago

I do happen to be on the pawb.social instance

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Dogiedog64 6 points 5 months ago

And you will be again.

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MelodiousFunk 12 points 5 months ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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HubertManne 6 points 5 months ago

in past days I was in this picture.

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WoodScientist 3 points 5 months ago

Honestly, that would be a beautiful epitaph. Or the inscription of some monument. Imagine a cemetery on a hill overlooking a city. A tombstone is built in the form of a frame, through which can be seen the city below.

In past days, I was in this picture.

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HubertManne 2 points 5 months ago

wow. it is more profound than I had intended.

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Evil_Shrubbery 10 points 5 months ago

Back-end dev, front-end dev,
full-stack (possibly Twinkpad-to-Linux) security enthusiast, sysadmin.

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NigelFrobisher 10 points 5 months ago

The furry just realised he left the oven on.

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01189998819991197253 10 points 5 months ago

There are at least six.

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UnderpantsWeevil 9 points 5 months ago

The four kinds of Portlander.

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starchylemming 8 points 5 months ago

what not enough fresh air and sunlight does to a mfer

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FiniteBanjo 6 points 5 months ago

Weird, I'm not in the list. I'm something like this:

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WoodScientist 5 points 5 months ago

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Lumisal 2 points 5 months ago

Good for you! We do need more women in IT.

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FiniteBanjo 1 point 5 months ago

Wdym there are tons of women, depending on how liberal you are.

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teslasaur 5 points 5 months ago

Dunno. I worked in a firstline where everyone was a gymguy. One was a competitive bodybuilder.

The other missing trope here is the business casual guy.

Or the industrial IT with the only non-dirty ppe on the site.

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SpankyDoodle 4 points 5 months ago

I’m closer to 2 but trending towards 3 in my spare time.

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Jakylla 4 points 5 months ago

Debian user - Mac user
Arc user - WTH?!

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hemko 12 points 5 months ago

WTH = The people managing the internet backbone

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Zachariah 10 points 5 months ago

WTH? Fediverse user

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chickenf622 4 points 5 months ago

Oh god I don't want to be Alex from YIIK 😭

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AceFuzzLord 4 points 5 months ago

I'll take bottom right. You know at the very least there's a higher chance they'll try not to make any uncomfortable remarks as they work.

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samus12345 2 points 5 months ago

Does the bottom left have striped socks?

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DebatableRaccoon 1 point 5 months ago

Plain white with bows

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samus12345 1 point 5 months ago

Oh, definitely not her, then!

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cadekat 2 points 5 months ago

At some stage in my life, I've been every person in this image.

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Bytemeister 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah. I'm trying to skip all the stages and go straight to goat farming.

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yuri 2 points 5 months ago

i’m so fucking glad it’s the screaming portrait, it’s used in such wild places in the game

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WorldsDumbestMan 1 point 5 months ago

Now tag yourself everyone! Which one are you! I am not sure myself.

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hemko 1 point 5 months ago

The first one looks familiar

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SethTaylor 2 points 5 months ago

Powerpuff Girls

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hemko 2 points 5 months ago

No I mean like looking at mirror 😂

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