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4 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

hansolo 101 points 4 months ago

Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.

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SkaveRat 30 points 4 months ago path: 0 24323879 24324097, hotness: undefined, score: 30, children: 2
hansolo 14 points 4 months ago

Again, I'm all in.

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Cavemanfreak 1 point 4 months ago

Haha, I knew what that one was going to be without clicking. Great channel

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lemmyman 20 points 4 months ago

No law can stop carcinization.

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mnemonicmonkeys 7 points 4 months ago

(V) OwO (V) What's this? snip snip

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scutiger 4 points 4 months ago

Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!

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FiniteBanjo 6 points 4 months ago

I prefer ethically sourced crab, tbh. I actually like the vat grown seafood because it is better for the environment and fresher inland.

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Folstar 6 points 4 months ago

Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?

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mnemonicmonkeys 5 points 4 months ago

Yes

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hansolo 3 points 4 months ago

It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Wait... You're a baby crab, right?

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Cracks_InTheWalls 4 points 4 months ago

I feel like this is something I'd hear discussed on the Park After Dark podcast (Trailer Park Boys thing, now with 100% less Bubbles for obvious reasons)

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DahGangalang 73 points 4 months ago

Fake Money for Criminals.

Turns out things for criminals sometimes can be an okay thing for noncriminals.

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OwOarchist 10 points 4 months ago

Also, buying explosives and fake documents. 🥰

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explodicle 1 point 4 months ago

The things I like are cheap...

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FireRetardant 2 points 4 months ago

Say your country makes baby formula illegal to push some breastfed is the only way agenda, would you consider a mother buying formula online with crypto a criminal?

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DahGangalang 54 points 4 months ago

Legal != Moral

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JayDee 50 points 4 months ago

Yes, because criminality has nothing to do with morals. If the state views you as a criminal, you are a criminal. That's why some criminals are still good people and cool.

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Aneb 11 points 4 months ago

Be gay, do crime

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prole 2 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with morals, since (at least hopefully) it's our morals that help guide us when making laws.

But yes, illegal does not necessarily mean immoral, and vice versa.

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Impractical_Island 1 point 4 months ago

Just be a fake criminal to get infinancial from the CIA OG WHAT IS THAT ME OF SHIT I GEYS GROST OF HAUNTING AS I DO TO MY OWN SELF WANTON WANTED DID NOT WHEAL MBOATS.

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qevlarr 65 points 4 months ago
  • Doorbell surveillance network
  • Self-service identity theft
  • State secrets betting house
  • Billionaire fan club fund
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WhyJiffie 4 points 4 months ago
  • autonomous, moving surveillance network
  • activity detection across walls
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VinegarChunks 4 points 4 months ago

Very good additions.

I would add that the state-secrets betting houses are also more broadly insider-trading betting houses

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CanadaPlus 2 points 4 months ago

What's self-service identity theft?

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qevlarr 2 points 4 months ago

Verified identities online, passport, face scan

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carotte 62 points 4 months ago

i’m going with the fake money for criminals, cuz sometimes the criminal in question is a trans person trying to get their medicine

to my great annoyance, almost all diy hrt online can only be bought using crypto. and wow does it make you hate cryptobros to have to navigate an ecosystem clearly designed for speculation to get your life-saving medicine 🫠

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A_Chilean_Cyborg 14 points 4 months ago

that sucks mam.

I hope eventually there are less dumb ways to access the stuff for you.a

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explodicle 9 points 4 months ago

You're doing crypto a favor by keeping it at least 1% still anarchist.

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prole 2 points 4 months ago

Can't you just hold your money in a stable coin like USDC to avoid the volatility and speculation?

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carotte 1 point 4 months ago

the homebrewer i was buying from didn’t support this one, so i would’ve had to convert it, which means fees typically

anyways, i don’t really care to maintain a crypto portfolio. i buy the coin when i buy the thing, so volatility isn’t too much of a concern. my main annoyance is at the bonkers fees that exchanges want because they (rightly) recognize cryptobros as a milkable consumer base

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prole 2 points 4 months ago

Could use localbitcoin.com (or localmonero I guess), though it's been so long since I've been to those sites that I forget if/what kind of cut the website takes.

But yeah, dunno if you can avoid fees when cashing out to fiat. And if you're using non-kyc sites to swap Monero, they're likely taking some too, for the convenience and privacy (worth it imo)

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carotte 1 point 4 months ago

hmm, i’ll look into that next time i buy hrt. thank you!

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musicalphysics 1 point 4 months ago

You hate the people behind the ecosystem that enables you to get the medicine you require?

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carotte 7 points 4 months ago

i hate the people who turned a way to pay for things anonymously into a stock market.

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musicalphysics 1 point 4 months ago

Creating a market to exchange crypto and cash enables everyone’s use. Speculative markets are a natural feature of something new like bitcoin and would’ve happened regardless.

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Shellofbiomatter 47 points 4 months ago

Fake money probably, it allows me to easily buy drugs from online.

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FireRetardant 21 points 4 months ago

If people value it I guess it isn't so fake. Most "legit" currencies are just the goverment promising you its worth something anyway.

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IrateAnteater 11 points 4 months ago

A government promising it's worth something carries a hell of a lot more weight than some random tech-bro promising it.

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Redkey 16 points 4 months ago

In both cases the trading value of the currency has almost nothing to do with who originated it, and almost everything to do with how the general public feels about it.

Just like crypto, most "government" currencies are worth what they're worth only because everyone agrees that they are. That's called "fiat" currency. And that's why fiat currency exchange markets exist. The US Dollar hasn't been "convertible" (redeemable for a fixed amount of precious metal) since 1971, and many other world currencies were already backed in some way by the US Dollar at that time.

The real difference is in the supply.

Government fiat currency is difficult to counterfeit, although the government (or reserve bank) can always make more whenever they want. We trust them not to print more money, increasing the money supply and devaluing the currency. However, this is exactly what has happened sometimes in the past, and no doubt will happen again in the future.

Crypto currency is virtually impossible to counterfeit, and IIRC there's a finite (but not precisely known) amount of it that can be made, no matter who you are.

Personally, I still use physical fiat currency and no crypto. I'd like to use crypto, but regulation in my country makes it very difficult to use without registering your details with a central authority. And although everyone's pushing e-money options which are similarly tracked, thankfully I still have the option of using anonymous cash.

I don't do anything bad or illegal. I just believe that government and big business don't deserve to know everything I do in my life simply because they want to.

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bountygiver 3 points 4 months ago

You can use crypto without those registration if you know where to find locals who are willing to trade it for cash. It'll be just like finding a local dealer.

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

and IIRC there's a finite (but not precisely known) amount of it that can be made, no matter who you are.

This varies wildly depending on the coin.

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prole 0 points 4 months ago

Crypto doesn't have value because tech bros say it does, that's not how it works.

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socsa 1 point 4 months ago

Fiat currency is based on the government's ability to issue and service debt, which is based on its ability to collect taxes, which is based on the economy it oversees. It's a bit roundabout but the pieces all connect.

Crypto is supposed the compensation for providing compute resources to a blockchain, which ostensibly backs some application with actual intrinsic value. In that sense crypto is real, but there are no actual blockchains which support valuable applications. The entire thing much more closely resembles a ponzi scheme where real currency is deposited, and then the appreciation it experiences is proportional to the ratio of inputs vs withdrawals, without there being an actual asset creating value.

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AngryCommieKender 7 points 4 months ago

You just reminded me that it's been a couple of decades since I Candyflipped. Need to do that again soonish...

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cobalt32 6 points 4 months ago

Monero my beloved...

I believe in a future where we won't need money anymore, but in the meantime, Monero is a pretty solid choice.

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TheparishofChigwell 4 points 4 months ago

I tried looking at dreadforum to see how markets work nowadays and found out in a minute I was viewing a mirror that was injecting links

I think I'll just ask a dude on the street at this point

But then again I am in a country where that would work with 0 negative consequences for me as the user

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hirihit640 3 points 4 months ago

Doesn't dread's captcha force you to check the url? Afaik it makes you fill in specific parts of the url, so that you check that the url you are using is the same one they are using. Curious how the mirror was able to bypass that.

Regardless I just spent some initial investment saving the pgp public keys and making sure they are legit, so that I can use them to verify dread's mirrors.txt whenever needed. Faster than walking out to the street imo

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TheparishofChigwell 1 point 4 months ago

It's my first actual visit, and I did what apparently is the obvious faux pas

I googled for dreadforum link, was pointed towards one shown at https://dreadforum.io/

I entered it into tor browser, no captcha was shown and I landed directly on the site/mirror.

The one post I read, something concerning validation and opsec on markets or dreadforum, had an explanation that if the text they wrote in hyphens differed from the url right under it I was already viewing a mirror, as they spelled out a link.

That was true, the url shown was darkmyurl dot com instead of the actual link spelled out hyphenated.

I was humbled, and have now learned that even asking for the true php keys from you right now is submitting to defeat. The only good opsec seems to be your own

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hirihit640 2 points 4 months ago

honestly, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself. This stuff is way harder than people think. People don't realize how hard it is to establish trust starting from none. Normally you type a website into Google, and Google has already done the work for determining which website is the legit one and which is the shady phishing site, and will filter out the shady site. This convenience does not exist for darknet sites, so you just have to establish trust yourself.

even asking for the true php keys from you right now is submitting to defeat

not necessarily. You can get the pgp keys from random strangers online. It's just not the only source you should rely on. Get it from multiple sources and then verify if they are all the same. If they are, think to yourself how likely it is that all 3 sources are actually the same attacker giving you a fake key.

DM me if you're actually interested in the pgp key and I'll dig it up from my notes

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GalacticSushi 42 points 4 months ago

Fake money for criminals helped me buy weed when I didn't have a local dealer. It's also how I pay for Mullvad. So fake money for criminals wins.

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QuantumStorm 17 points 4 months ago

I miss when that was what the fake money was for instead of the bullshit broligarch grift.

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CanadaPlus 1 point 4 months ago

Bubbles always burst eventually, just wait for it.

Although, without the grift, it would be super illegal, so should we really complain?

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WhyJiffie 6 points 4 months ago

I demand privacy, so I'm a criminal anyways

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Bluefalcon 2 points 4 months ago

Crypto is not privacy.

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WhyJiffie 5 points 4 months ago

depends. not universally, that's right. don't buy dogecoin for privacy.

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TotallyWorthLife 4 points 4 months ago

Also depends on your definition of privacy. Some people confuse privacy (not seeing what you do) with anonimity (not knowing who you are).

Public blockchains (like BTC) have zero privacy, as everyone sees the transactions and balances, meanwhile private ones (like XMR) supposedly avoid anyone but two people in a transaction to know that transaction happened, or even to know each other's balance.

In both cases, I would say you are as anonymous as your way to turn the coin from/into fiat is (P2P, KYC or non-KYC platforms, etc.).

Like with AI, I like crypto as a concept, but the practice... (specially the resources both consume for what little benefit they end up having)

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CanadaPlus 1 point 4 months ago

Depends how you use it. And which coin - before Q day comes Monero is pretty private, but Bitcoin is transparent.

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drath 3 points 4 months ago

Fake criminal money more legit than government money. One day I woke up to the news that all my deposits are frozen indefinitely, that I am not allowed to carry cash abroad, and that I am not allowed to get bank accounts or transfers from any foreign institutions. .Thank fuck for crypto and that I had some. It literally saved my life, so yeah, fake criminal money by a long shot for me.

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CanadaPlus 3 points 4 months ago

Selfhost instance on .ru

Checks out. Hows the outlaw life?

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drath 1 point 4 months ago

Praying for Georgia and Georgian people everyday for letting me stay effectively indefinitely. Otherwise, living like stateless person would've been terrible. Though, technically, despite everything I've posted on the internet, police is not very interested in me, my track record is clean and I can go back anytime, it's just that I'd really, really rather not...

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CanadaPlus 1 point 4 months ago

Fake money for criminals is unironically a decent addition to the world, although it's coded in a really dumb way. Plagiarism machine is overhyped right now, but it also has some legit uses.

So, the poll actually seems about right.

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psud 1 point 4 months ago

Even the chatbots now can write code that compiles and does what you tell it to. I'm a system analyst and can code but I am slow. Now I can give a design to any of them and get code that works in a couple of hours, with most of the time spent iterating toward the right result

In the past it often took a week of afternoons and late nights to turn an idea into working code. I can see why programmers fear for their jobs

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CanadaPlus 1 point 4 months ago

It has some serious reliability and scalability issues as of last I checked, but yes, if you're a skilled programmer who can check for shit like this:

it's a good force multiplier.

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AmidFuror 42 points 4 months ago

Ride sharing, short term rentals, Crypto, and AI?

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TheImpressiveX 9 points 4 months ago

Correct.

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Aneb 3 points 4 months ago

I'm paying $900 for a short term (week and a half), last minute, airbnb, I'm meeting with a potential roommate tmr to move in on the 1st. Paying real rent instead of paying airbnb hosts.

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BuboScandiacus -42 points 4 months ago

Oh no the terrible ride sharing!

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IrateAnteater 31 points 4 months ago

Wrong definition there bud.

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crunchy 26 points 4 months ago

Ridesharing still gets you the 33 cars.

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AmyAye 15 points 4 months ago

Yeah, when it was "Hey, I drive to work every day, anyone else on this same route want to pay a bit for gas and share my ride?". It was kind of fine.

But now its just flat out people's "job" as a cabbie without proper cabbie regulation.

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psud 1 point 4 months ago

Yeah, like taxis, but without any protections or obligations that taxis provide

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HugeNerd 1 point 4 months ago

Sure, as long as everyone's going to the same place at the same time, and washes and doesn't blast horrendous trap music on a JBL.

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explodicle 29 points 4 months ago

Every time someone posts this meme, I feel compelled to add "forums for communists".

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Leomas 16 points 4 months ago

I think your priorities are in the wrong place if you think about "forums for communists" instead of "telegram channels with incel nazis".

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vanillama 14 points 4 months ago

I interpreted it as them mentioning lemmy (since lots of lemmy users are communists or socialists of some flavor), but if they meant to complain I agree with you completely

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explodicle 4 points 4 months ago

The former. Being subversive doesn't imply it's bad.

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Leomas 2 points 4 months ago

Now I feel compelled to ask: Do you this meme is seriously asking for opinions on subversive innovations? Because I interpreted it as asking what is the most dystopian.

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WrathEnchanter 16 points 4 months ago

Big Tech made Lemmy so that communists wouldn't organize in real life

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TotallyWorthLife 6 points 4 months ago

Nah, infighting always works best.

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drath 3 points 4 months ago

You forgot femboys and linux users

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DupaCycki 3 points 4 months ago

But then the poll would make little sense, because forums for communists would win with 99.97% of votes...

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explodicle 3 points 4 months ago

I wish the average person was as open minded as you're giving them credit.

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edinbruh 15 points 4 months ago

It doesn't have to be like this though.

Here, for example, Uber is not allowed and Airbnbs are regulated

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nitroemdash 3 points 4 months ago

What country and why?

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edinbruh 8 points 4 months ago

Italy. Because you need a license to be a taxi driver, and a random company cannot hand them out (and the taxi drivers union is powerful and corrupt). And because the government gotta know who is renting a room where, you can't just go wherever you want without anyone knowing, especially foreigners. Whenever you rent a room in Italy, the owner will take a picture of your ID/passport, and send your data to the local government. Also you gotta pay taxes on the rooms you rent.

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Axolotl_cpp 2 points 4 months ago

The only things we Italians we are good at is making many regulations, especially ones for safety lmao

See: building regulations

Rare Italian W

(Okay, maybe we are great at doing some regulations, we lack a lot of stuff that is normal for other countries and a lotta of rights...)

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edinbruh 1 point 4 months ago

Yeah, we are a bureaucracy machine.

People (especially us) often make fun of how convoluted our bureaucracy is, but this has made us extremely good at paper moving. If any country had a go at being us, they would collapse.

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

I'm not sure that I would consider "we don't have Uber because the Taxi industry is corrupt" to be a win

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edinbruh 1 point 4 months ago

Well, instead of stealing from the drivers, to give to a corporation, it steals from tourists to give to drivers. I say it's not good but it's still less bad

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rizzothesmall 15 points 4 months ago

The very fact that it's "fake money for criminals" is exactly why I didn't pick up any BitCoin when it was 12p per coin.. I could have been rich af off of £10

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DarrinBrunner 5 points 4 months ago

I too, ran across Bitcoin in the VERY early days, when it was pennies. I thought it was a scam and probably illegal, I mean "people can't just set up their own currency, can they?" It didn't help that I first found it when I was poking around in Tor, wondering what the "dark web" was all about.

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grendel84 2 points 4 months ago

@DarrinBrunner
I found it at $50 and knew it was for sketchy things but still tried (unsuccessfully) to convince my parents to let me give them my cash to use their debt card to buy some.

I could have paid off their house 😆
@rizzothesmall

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IAMgROOT 4 points 4 months ago

"criminals" = people the goverment doesnt like crypto is untraceable (mostly)

I think thats why there are so many smear campaigns against it

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GamingChairModel 4 points 4 months ago

crypto is untraceable (mostly)

It is very traceable. It's just that the government doesn't have a special position with tracing transactions, so there's been a bunch of kludges built on top of the very transparent Bitcoin network to try to mask things.

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explodicle 2 points 4 months ago

For laypersons: they put all the coins in a box and shake the box.

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Nouvellalia 1 point 4 months ago

For your lay: the government puts a significant fraction of the coins into these boxes and can use the statistical information gained from this to deobfuscate transactions. If you put enough money in, either at once or slowly over time, they can figure out who you are.

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IAMgROOT 1 point 4 months ago

thats the point, its decentralized

anything is traceable IF you have a special position in the transactions

monero, as an example, lets you run your own node

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

Monero is untraceable (if you don't use a KYC exchange to get it), but Monero isn't "most" crypto.

You said crypto, in general, is mostly untraceable and that's very very wrong.

Monero is the exception, not the rule.

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vanillama 1 point 4 months ago

There are plenty of issues beyond that, especially BTC and similar coins being energy inefficient, just imagine if every single transaction ran through that. It wasn't designed to be practical.

And on the less technical side, the biggest contributor to crypto being despised by most people is the massive prevalence of scammers, from companies that pretend to help you invest (while being a ponzi scheme) to rug pulls to other scammers being attracted to it for its perceived anonymity.

Afaik there's legitimate uses for the underlying technology, but cryptocurrency is just inferior to regular digital currency from a practical standpoint, and you either have to put up with government regulation (defeating the purpose of a currency aside from government) or put up with fraud that can't be stopped by our governments.

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IAMgROOT 2 points 4 months ago

so you have to put up with surveillance or put up with freedom?

I dont think the state should be able to trace transactions

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vanillama 1 point 4 months ago

That's very understandable, but impractical for investments and savings, the US insures some banks and the like but it doesn't insure crypto funds, if people's savings end up there based on false promises (or if their assets are managed by a third party) they can lose everything and have no recourse.

This isn't a hypothetical, it's the story of countless people who lost everything to grifters. I don't think blaming individuals makes a lot of sense when it comes to emerging technology and when, again, regular finance is generally insured by the state. The biggest reason for scammers to flock to crypto is that there's a lot less regulation, making it harder to prosecute them. And that's my original point on the choice we have right now, even if ideally we want better choices in the future. Right now you either go with a traditional institution for financial services, which includes government oversight, or you operate on your own and assume a lot of risks, whether you're even aware of that or not (and financial actors purposely deceive people on this end, as it's in their best interest to do so).

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

the biggest contributor to crypto being despised by most people is the massive prevalence of scammers

At risk of being called a crypto bro or something (I'm really not, I learned all this shit years before everything turned into what it is), I'd like to play Devil's advocate here for the moment and ask how that's different from fiat currency?

USD is practically untraceable, and people are being scammed out of it constantly with no recourse.

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musicalphysics 1 point 4 months ago

Bitcoin energy use doesn’t scale with the number of transactions but based upon the competition for mining.

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IAMgROOT 1 point 4 months ago

so basically, research the crypto you buy and practice basic cybersecurity?

sure, it wasnt designed for everybody, but that isnt a reason to smear it

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

crypto is untraceable (mostly)

Super super incorrect.

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AnUnusualRelic 2 points 4 months ago

Haha, what an idiot!

Yeah, I didn't get any either. :-/

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melsaskca 15 points 4 months ago

The exposure of hotels using surveillance pricing. A room should cost a hunnert bucks a night. Not $100 or $150 or $200 or $250 etc., depending on which "app" you pray to. Am I right Trivago?

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sparky 14 points 4 months ago

I’ll never not upvote this meme

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zarkanian 4 points 4 months ago

I'll never not upvote comments about upvoting this meme.

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M1k3y 14 points 4 months ago

He makes crypto sound way cooler than it is

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LovableSidekick 12 points 4 months ago

But srsly to me it does feel like the future, because when I was a kid "by the year 2000" was synonymous with a glorious future of space hotels, undersea cities, moon bases... I can't believe we're a quarter of the way through the 21st Century and none of that has happened. On the plus side we did get really spiffy new ways to buy stuff we don't need with money we don't have, and fingertip access to pretty much all of human knowledge, which most of us ignore in our endless quest for entertainment. But oh well.

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Blackmist 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, because you were thinking of all the ways technology could have been awesome, while what they were working on was making it funnel all the world's wealth to a handful of people.

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FalcoLombardi1 0 points 4 months ago

Fucked up thing is some of that has happened, but you need to have been born into generational wealth to be a part of those things. Ritchie Ricn is just moralisticly better version of Musk. Or at least a version less hooked on coach K

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Impractical_Island 1 point 4 months ago

I was or into a generational wealth, as all Americans are do is, as it be in the moder. Day As each rockers the splith, they know egar cons don't say sme k and I know that's how they control the hammock, so I swing it do is dee, that's sby i'm like this.

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NigelFrobisher 12 points 4 months ago

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

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rmrf 11 points 4 months ago

Automatic sidewalk blocker

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psud 1 point 4 months ago

e-scooters?

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rmrf 1 point 4 months ago

Nah those food delivery bastards. They don't even go home after they just sit together taking up half the side walk

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psud 1 point 4 months ago

Here is hire scooters left laying across paths

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Impractical_Island 1 point 4 months ago

I eat those

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Dack 8 points 4 months ago

Why is everyone so toxic? If you wanna discuss something be nice. (Even if you think that the person you are discussing with is a complete idiot)

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explodicle 2 points 4 months ago

Hey we obey the law here sir

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prole 1 point 4 months ago

What is this comment even in reference to?

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RampantParanoia2365 6 points 4 months ago

Probably modern electric drums.

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Impractical_Island 0 points 4 months ago

Play them like the wind winds them

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hirihit640 6 points 4 months ago

Well the innovations clearly must be good because people use them so much. Frankly the term "illegal" doesn't carry much weight for me. Piracy is illegal, but I think copyright is far worse.

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phoenixz 5 points 4 months ago

I know this is programmer humor but as a tech guy who actually likes tech that isn't destructive, this just makes me sad

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rimjob_rainer 5 points 4 months ago

Driving murder machine

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Impractical_Island 0 points 4 months ago

I do not murder any more nore can ai drive so I font appreciate this dialogue taserts.

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heartSagan5 5 points 4 months ago

Yup, the AI is definitely “the plagiarism machine.” 🤣 I’m using that from now on.

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Alfredolin 5 points 4 months ago

We live in the future!

We live in the future!

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Nouvellalia 3 points 4 months ago

We live in the future!

We live in the future!

We live in the future!

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massacre 4 points 4 months ago

Its an old meme And it all started with illegal banking for musk and their... That should make the cut

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bitteroldcoot 4 points 4 months ago

I want a none of the above option.

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Sam_Bass 3 points 4 months ago

you dont have to put the meat on the sheet but at least put the sheet on the shelf below it

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whoisearth 3 points 4 months ago

The fake money for criminals is the best because there's a lot of people that aren't criminals that have bought in on it and among those the concensus is "I think a bunch of IT neck beards can build a better financial system better than the one that evolved over centuries".

The delusion is laughable.

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explodicle 8 points 4 months ago

Honestly I think pretty much anyone could build a better financial system, and more people should try. What we have now is the result of centuries of unchecked power. This monetary policy was created by Richard Nixon and then we adopted a Keynesian rationale post facto. It didn't evolve, it was stolen.

If you've got another idea (including moneyless systems) I'm down to try that too, but what we've got right now is pure garbage, and having no out before the modern era doesn't imply that it's good.

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megopie 2 points 4 months ago

The modern banking system and monetary policy was created under FDR. Nixon just stoped pretending it was backed on gold and told de Gaulle to kick rocks when he asked for the gold back.

Realistically the changes under Nixon are peanuts compared to the digitization of it all since the introduction of systems like Swift.

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explodicle 0 points 4 months ago path: 0 24332042 24333991 24334136 24334199, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 1
megopie 2 points 4 months ago

Yes I am an American and I know what he did, but I also know that the Breton woods agreement was only a small part of the financial system, and that realistically, the economic downturn of the 70s was far more heavily impacted by several oil shocks and the hangover from massive spending on Vietnam.

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Appoxo 2 points 4 months ago

Is a currency really that much better if it's less stable than balancing two pyramids on their respective tips?

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musicalphysics 2 points 4 months ago

Bitcoin is the youngest currency around and u like all of the other currencies it isn’t mandated or controlled by governments. If inventions have to be 100% perfect out of the gate then you’ll never get anything new.

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Appoxo 2 points 4 months ago

I think it had it's time to cooldown from the extrme speculative volatility. It has lost it's coolness factor in the mainstream after NFT and AI took over.
Still as volative as ever.

You can't tell me a 11% drop in value can be considered a valid alternative.

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musicalphysics 1 point 4 months ago

You can’t be serious. Bitcoin is less than 20 years old and for most of that time almost everyone thought it was a joke. Most still do. Your timeframe for stabilization is disconnected from reality.

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prole 0 points 4 months ago

Bitcoin is the youngest currency around

No it's not, it's the oldest (and as such, the worst in almost every way) crypto.

Edit: in case you are like one of the commenters here and struggle with reading comprehension, I did not just say that bitcoin is older than USD. Try reading it slower maybe? If the parentheses is throwing you off, try taking it out completely and reading the sentence without it.

I believe in you.

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musicalphysics 1 point 4 months ago

Right, Bitcoin is older than gold, or the US dollar, or the British pound, France’s franc….

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Amir 2 points 4 months ago

I think it's very true, but cryptocurrency is not the way to go

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Danarchy 2 points 4 months ago

porno, duh

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BlackLaZoR 1 point 4 months ago

Mixtape

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gandalf_der_12te 1 point 4 months ago

16th repost of this meme in 2 years that i've been here.

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potustheplant 1 point 4 months ago

Yup, pretty annoying.

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sparky 1 point 4 months ago
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Impractical_Island 1 point 4 months ago

I put my dick in the future and it came out more rotund but less grandiose, so i have the conclude the future is Maricopa county, as they grow wide, not tale. Gross amd quidditch corsackage.

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schnurrito 0 points 4 months ago

The first two depend on centralized services and nonfree software, which are things I don't like. The third doesn't. The fourth doesn't have to.

So by those metrics I like cryptocurrency the most. In fact I have invested a bit of my savings in Bitcoin. I have never used Uber or AirBnB meanwhile.

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makeshift0546 -1 points 4 months ago

I love em all except the coins at the outset. Uber is too expensive these days but air bnb is utterly fantastically.

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mabeledo 4 points 4 months ago
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makeshift0546 -3 points 4 months ago

That just not true across the board. I've found solo they are expensive but compared to getting a suite at a hotel they are competitive. You ain't beating the king room at a Hilton though, agreed.

It certainly isn't true AT ALL for group travel. I regularly stay in very nice homes for under $150/night per person.

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mabeledo 1 point 4 months ago
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paultimate14 4 points 4 months ago

Uber is too expensive these days

That was always the goal. Uber and Lyft prices were heavily subsidized early on. Their investors poured billions into them in order to not just establish market share, but tk drive existing taxi services out of business. Taxi services that had things like: fleets of company-owned vehicles instead of personal vehicles, commercials grade maintenance schedules, stricter licensing requirements for drivers, unionized employees instead of independent contractors, etc

Uber and Lyft just plain ignored a lot of existing regulations by saying "those don't apply because this is an app" to legislators who were too old to know how to turn on a smart phone. They got the public on-board by temporarily offering artificially low prices and high payouts to drivers. Now they have established themselves and removed the competition, so the payouts are going down and the prices are going up.

There are still some US cities that do not allow Uber or Lyft to operate, and there are other countries in the world that do the same.

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The_Terrible_Humbaba -1 points 4 months ago

It's still miles better than Cabs, I can't believe this even has to be argued! When was the last time anyone here defending cabs/shitting on Uber actually took a cab somewhere?

The few times I had to/decided to take a taxi, I got absolutely ripped off. And with an Uber, even if it's expensive, you at least know before hand how much you're paying. You can decline if you think it's too much. Good luck trying that with taxis.

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makeshift0546 -5 points 4 months ago

I couldn't give a fuck any the regulations. They sucked and did nothing. Cabs were broken and Uber fixed that shit right up.

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paultimate14 2 points 4 months ago

How were they broken?

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makeshift0546 -2 points 4 months ago

Scamming, not showing up, not servicing 'those people '.

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krisevol -3 points 4 months ago

The illegal cab company made legal cabs cheaper and more competitive, after a decade of them charging high prices and pricing shitty service.

Same thing happened when the illegal hotel company came along.

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OldChicoAle 3 points 4 months ago

Are you sure? Hotels are still fucking expensive and Airbnb is still cheaper in some US cities.

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nomy 8 points 4 months ago

I'm experiencing the opposite, AirBnB has gotten ridiculous with their pricing. After all the fees and hassle it ends up cheaper staying at an actual hotel.

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OldChicoAle 1 point 4 months ago

Where are you located? Just curious

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nomy 2 points 4 months ago

In the Midwest U.S. but that's been my experience visiting FL and NV as well. AirBnB just isn't that competitive anymore.

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 point 4 months ago

bolt

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dismay3915 -6 points 4 months ago

"Fake money for criminals" is such a dumb, bootlicker thing to say.

Maybe most "1st world" people don't undersrand it yet but crypto (although most of it is scam, but the good ones like Monero) really enables international transactions and freedom of money and brings so much freedom to the people.

Scammers have ruined the image of cryptocurrenvies but there are actually useful currencies out there like XMR,LTC that are being used frequently for actuall services and products. Not just trading.

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FatherPeanut 3 points 4 months ago

Honestly I'd say the ones who ruined it were the cryptobros who only care about seeing number go up. Gave a bad rep to crypto right outta the gate, especially with causing the (first) GPU shortage. Now if you mention crypto to anyone, even with a legitimate interest, they instantly get a bad taste in their mouth.

It is always nice when some service allows payment in Monero though. The default of bitcoin is still prominent, but thankfully most people are realizing it ain't private at all.

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Rooster326 2 points 4 months ago

Found the CryptoBro Broligarch !

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musicalphysics 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, much better to choose currencies supported by state violence instead of math and open source software. /s

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dismay3915 2 points 4 months ago

Oh yes, because the US and co. Have decided to put sanctions on a bunch of countries, the "3rd world people" are not allowed to buy products or services or make monetary transactions with the "civilized world"? No, fuck governments and fuck their sanctions and rules. People who insist on doing things, especially monetary transactions only the way the governments and states want to are the definition of bootlicker. Free economy requires free money (free as in freedom)

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Melvin_Ferd -9 points 4 months ago

I mean if we're opposed to every new technology than obviously we're all going to call it illegal. Doesn't matter what it is. Maybe the pattern is saying something about us and not the tech

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mabeledo 5 points 4 months ago
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