Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame

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osanna 14 points 3 days ago

Uhh…….. Wut

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Ioughttamow 14 points 3 days ago

You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 2 days ago

my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea

i don't expect salvation i expect crumpets

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Proprietary_Blend 3 points 3 days ago

Religious fanatic

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Ariselas 10 points 3 days ago

And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones ...

oh ...

then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink "the green blood", a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.

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Tiger666 10 points 3 days ago

Kalima! Kalima! Kalima!

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LadyMeow 7 points 3 days ago

Hot

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otterpop 14 points 3 days ago

As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.

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NekoKoneko 10 points 3 days ago

I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.

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otterpop 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe. He's still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it's at least worth hoping for.

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Tollana1234567 1 point a day ago

DJT already helped him grift his first few hundred million, he had no chance of having a normal life.

only MARY trump seem to have escape from the trumps.

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Doom 9 points 3 days ago

I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.

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yakko 5 points 3 days ago

In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say

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BestBouclettes 4 points 3 days ago

Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

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I_Has_A_Hat 4 points 3 days ago

No, Trump had Ivanka for that.

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Tollana1234567 1 point a day ago

melania likely shielded barron from trumps influence until 17yo.

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Tollana1234567 1 point a day ago

kai trump his grand daughter already is grifting, barron dint have a chance.

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blattrules 40 points 3 days ago

He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 4 points 2 days ago

Combine that with "I raped a bunch of women in high school for funsies" vibes

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JustJack23 29 points 3 days ago

How is his face so punchable

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D_C 28 points 3 days ago

Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it's probably just genetics.

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HootinNHollerin 27 points 3 days ago

He’s on the rim, circling

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adhdsergio 21 points 2 days ago

Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?

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Witchfire 21 points 2 days ago

Trump's dad has since 1999

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Naz 10 points 2 days ago

Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.

Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.

I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".

He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.

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mfed1122 1 point a day ago

Thanks a lot Seth

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FreshParsnip 11 points 2 days ago

If there were good people in Trump's family, they'd disown him

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SuperNovaStar 14 points 2 days ago

Exhibit A: Mary

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 2 days ago

And she wrote a book!

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Nasan 2 points 2 days ago

His older brother Fred Jr. He was indeed disowned when he decided to be an airline pilot instead of taking over the family business.

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crandlecan 5 points 2 days ago

Computer says no 🙂‍↔️

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Geobloke 3 points 2 days ago

I haven't heard anything about Tiffany every, so shes a solid maybe?

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hypeerror 5 points 2 days ago

Nah she was at his side at the UFC thing before the one at the white house. She's just the least visible one.

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Karjalan 2 points 2 days ago

They all have one, they will die at some point.

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III 1 point a day ago

I wish some of them would prove it...

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BillyClark 17 points 3 days ago

Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.

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Cethin 7 points 2 days ago

That was Jesus the Jew. They follow Jesus the Capitalist.

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Akasazh 2 points 2 days ago

Turn water into wine all day and sell the lot.

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alexc 16 points 3 days ago

Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…

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bobs_monkey 3 points 2 days ago

Fuck that, let him go be emperor of Mars

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radiofreebc 3 points 2 days ago

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Adderbox76 15 points 2 days ago

90% of me doesn't give a shit. But I admit there's 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the "dumbest goddam student I ever had" gene.

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ReverendIrreverence 15 points 3 days ago

Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son

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uriel238 1 point 2 days ago

DJT, himself, is drinking the flavor aid, and is worried he may not go to Heaven.

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teslekova 1 point 2 days ago

Why would he give a shit?

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mannycalavera 14 points 3 days ago

I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.

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pech 14 points 3 days ago

Robert Barron

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neclimdul 24 points 2 days ago

Many people don't know this but the "t" in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It's comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.

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Viking_Hippie 3 points 3 days ago

They all call him Ronnie

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whereitsat 13 points 2 days ago

why do all nepo babies look the same?

do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?

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heartSagan5 4 points a day ago

Royalty used to, and I’m not saying they don’t but they used to.

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majster 1 point a day ago

I have some connection to hometown of a particular "eastern european nepo bride". I think he has mother's eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.

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hypeerror 13 points 2 days ago

Imagine being named after your dad's phony name when he crank called radio stations.

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LodeMike 1 point a day ago

Prank?

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Burninator05 10 points 2 days ago

Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?

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melsaskca 5 points 2 days ago

He's almost there, but he's holding out for a better offer.

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Tollana1234567 3 points a day ago

him and melania are very tight, they probably plan on taking as much of his estate after he passes before trumps other children has a chance. theres probably going to be a nasty fight between melania and rest of the trump ilk.

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Pacattack57 2 points a day ago

The art of the deal truly doesn’t fall far from the tree

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itsgroundhogdayagain 5 points 3 days ago

Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he's selfless.

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uriel238 5 points 2 days ago

I'd assume that he's under a lot of pressure from his dad who will happily kill people who don't do what he wants.

Or, from one neurodivergent to another, you're surviving the only way you know how.

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Trebuchet 5 points 3 days ago

Apple, tree, etc.

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Snapz 4 points 2 days ago

This guys bible is computer!!!

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shittydwarf 4 points 3 days ago

I believe they already exist

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Doomsider 3 points 2 days ago

Jesus and Satan talking about Baron.

Satan: His souls is mine, I will roast him for a millennia before I have him drawn and quartered to be devoured by my demons.

Jesus: Wait, who are we talking about again. Baron!? Oh hell no we don't want him you can have his ass.

Satan: Oh shit I thought we were talking about someone else. I don't want that little shit either.

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KulunkelBoom 2 points 2 days ago

Have they caught him flaying cats alive or eating bugs yet?

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FinalRemix 3 points a day ago

Pretty sure there were severalbreports of.him hurting animals in the past yes.

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Tollana1234567 1 point a day ago

he probably unhinges his jaw before swallowing the cats.

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deacon 2 points 3 days ago

Stuart Knechtle is a smarmy piece of shit

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