the econ department i went to had the best fundraising t-shirts:

[blank] department of economics
we don't wonder why we don't get invited to parties
we know

No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.

Unless you digivolve into a grandaddy fantasy

Can confirm

wasn't that his exact point lol

I mistyped, I meant to write 25 years younger.

But why would somebody lie from roughly 30 to present as 55?

Well really, the pattern that I thought I'd noticed was that people would just bullshit their age by a round number, 5, 10, 20, etc years, in any direction.

An obfuscation/privacy tactic more so than like, a catfishing tactic.

The other thing at play here is that ... I was genuinely baffled, in disbelief.

I literally have never seen a 55 yo woman in as good of shape as she is, she's in better shape than most women I've known who actually are in the age bracket I thought she was in.

Why would a 40 year old lie about being 55?

So, on Tinder at least, there's something I read about people under 40 being sorted and matched differently than people over 40. The end result being folks in higher tiers of service getting access to younger matches. But because it's a semi-known exploit, you end up with people lying about their age to manipulate the match set.

You also get a weird phenomenon such that you see the same list of people showing up over and over again on your feed, until you cross the dateline and suddenly they all vanish.

For whatever reason, at least in my area, no, people don't seem to do that. I haven't seen a one that used that kind of anonymization.

Rimming, hm.

Okay yes.

everytime you have sex and enjoy it, jesus cries (/s)

god made you, body and soul, but he made you mostly to suffer against your own nature, because god is a masochist or sth (/s)

no but seriously. i can't think of a more detrimental effect on our people than the mindset of the church of england.

OP is only recently 18. Sexual partner is over 50. It's not 100% sunshine and roses.

LRR Crapshots: Pillow Talk

I want to talk to you about sluts

Nah we be sluts. Don't throw that shit at me and then call me "buddy"

I guess it's weird if the sluttiness is fake, because that's AI. It isn't horny or angry.

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to this type of posting. "Stupid Sluts Club"

I'm convinced it's a fat neckbeard larping as a horny woman.

I looked at her history. she was bullied off and deleted her account. then decided to give it another shot.

honestly several people delete their accounts and start over every so often. no karma. so better to keep ur history clean

Differents accounts my dude, the OP wants to use Lemmy without a fixed account, apparently.

Yeah.

Tell me about it dude. Clearly same person, accounts all use "violet" or similar names, clearly creating repeated accounts to get around people blocking them or getting banned. So annoying. It feels like being specificaplly targetted when someone comes back right after you block them like this.

I'm more concerned about the person pretending to be a repressed saudi arabian housewife, fetishising it. Same person or different?

I would like to know what the fuck you are on about