Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
3 years ago by MicroWave to c/politics
As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert's wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of "Beetlejuice" the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert's exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
"Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as 'threats to children,'" writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
All jokes aside, you're quite a good writer 👏
This is all Consitutionally protected behavior.
The 1st Amendment riight of Freedom to Press the Button om the vape.
The 2nd amendment right to bare titties and arms.
The 4th amendment right gauranteeing freedom to sieze the cock.
And thos people that reported the vape should be arrested if they said "Fire" in a theater when mentioning the smoke.
sieze the cock
Oh coctain my cocktain 🫡
Carpé deez nuts
Got em!
Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this? It would be front page news across the country, but this kind of vile behavior in front of children is just another day in GQPLand.
Yeah...
Yeah.
But we can't stop holding our guys to a certain standard just because their guys have no standards.
That said Franken deserved better, and it's pointless to claim the higher ground here because they've made it clear that they don't have a bottom. They can always go lower. They have no shame. Like... pathologically. They are incapable of experiencing shame as a normal person understands it.
Whatever the fuck standard Al Franken was held to, we shouldn't be holding anyone to that absurdity
A-fucking-men to that. It still irritates me that Democrats are made to adhere to a standard that Republicans openly laugh at. Franken is a near-perfect example of that.
Yeah, but she's a white cishet Republican gawdly woman. Know your place!
Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this?
Now that Hunter's up on charges I'd love it if Biden went to twitter and posted some crazy rant about witch hunts complete with EMPHASIZED POINTS in ALL CAPS and then ended the tweet with something like "lol jk can you imagine if I were as unhinged as the orange spray tan?"
Already happened:
*Edit: I guess I pissed off a bunch of people here without context, I was simply pointing out the absurdity of this story being pushed by the media and the GOP. I honestly could give two shits about what the Mayor did. I live in his city!
I wanted to show how far these right wing fucks have to reach to get any sort of credibility with their constituents.
The Mayor can do whatever the fuck he wants at a private event. IT WAS A PRIVATE EVENT. Why the fuck is him spanking a drag queen a big deal?! The only people that gave a shit are the people I really don't want to be around. And now I'm feeling pretty alienated because of my lack of clarity here. The amount of anger that has been displayed here is actually disheartening. What happened to asking a simple question to get some explanation or debate going? Why is every political post so violently responded to REGARDLESS of political leaning? THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT! They want us to rip each other apart. No questions asked. A political sports contest with no winner other than the venue owners.
I guess I'm going stop posting for a while and just lurk. I can't say shit without having a chance to explain. I automatically get labeled with extreme prejudice.
My fault for saying anything. Sorry to those I triggered. Sorry for trying to get some semblance of an intellectual conversation/debate going.
The hate is strong on both sides. I'm just trying to co-exist.
Have a good one everyone. Hope your days go well.
Huh. I searched that article for anything resembling a Democrat getting into a public groping session with someone in the middle of a crowded theater, and couldn't find it. Could you specify which paragraph I can find that in?
Yeah, I read it all, and they even went out of their way to say that no children were present. I'm sure OP will respond, though. There's no way they were just sending GOP talking points blasted on far right social media without verifying their validity, right?
LOL. I didn't post it for GOP support. I was simply posting it to show that the GOP is using this against democrats. I completely abhore the GOP.
I'm amazed and surprised at how easy it was to completely piss off a bunch of people with an observation I made.
I'm genuinely perplexed. I guess I have to lead my posts with 'FUCK THE GOP' before I press submit. Or at the very least add a few more sentences explaining.
Hey, without the added context in your edit, it looked like your comment was trying to draw equivalency between Bobo and a drag performance. That's why you got downvoted to hell, your comment really needed the explanation.
It wasn't the same. I was trying to point out that this is the stupidity of the GOP and their cohorts. They want you to believe that the Mayor was in the wrong here.. Which honestly, who really gives a shit what he does at a private party?
Just FYI the comment you replied to said "wait until a Democrat does something like this" and you said "It's already happened" and linked your article. The context there is that a Democrat has done an equivalent thing, not that the right is making something unequal a bigger deal than it should be. Context is important. That's why everyone believed you were saying "what about this..." rather than "they're trying to hide behind this."
False equivalence, a Maga specialty.
Brother..this would be the first time someone has called me a MAGA specialistt. I'm far from it. This is what MAGA wants you to be angry at. In reality, who gives a shit what this Mayor did? There are more pressing matters at hand.
The GOP is shit. It has been shit. It will always be shit. But this is the bullshit they're peddling to keep the those nazi fuckers angry, and the ultra conservatives frothing at the mouth with dollars bills toward their complete and utter bullshit oroganda machine.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, maybe it's a duck. Not interested in any "both sides are the same" BS. You may not like both sides but saying they're the same is laughable.
So this was an all ages event with children present?
Interesting party of the article. Maybe this isn't the equivalency you want it to be. "While the account correctly pointed out that people 15 and older were allowed to attend, the organizer of the Drag Queen Bingo event, the Santa Clarita Valley Democrats, released a statement explaining that no one under the age of 18 was present."
And yet we know the answer. The Democrat resigns, the Republican moves the goalposts or ignores they ever were against it.
- Total felony charges brought against Republican presidents - 91.
- Total felony charges brought against Democratic presidents - 0.
- 100% of presidents found to be rapists in a court of law are Republican.
- 100% of presidents who "grab them by the pussy" are Republican.
- Number of presidents who have been listed as "unindicted co-conspirators" - 2 - both Republican, of course.
- 100% of congressional representatives who are on video having their bare breasts fondled while they jerk off their date are Republican.
- "It's all the same shit." - @librechad@lemm.ee
- Total number of active brain cells of @librechad@lemm.ee - 0.
It's not exactly an extensive list. Just Google "Trump charges", "Watergate" and watch the video above and you covered it all.
...those statistics look concerning.
Lol!
The thing is, you didn’t leave any sources for me to verify with, so I’m going to assume most of what you said was pulled out of your ass.
Why are you commenting in a politics forum instead of taking a remedial class on the Google?
It’s all the same shit.
The thing is, you didn’t leave any sources for me to verify with, so I’m going to assume that comment was just pulled out of your ass. Actually no assumption is necessary.
Parler is thataways -------------------------------------->
do you guys not have an idiom for that?
in Hungarian we have (literally translated) : How one lives, thus they judge.
A classic that kind of means the same thing is "me thinks he doth protest too much" from Shakespeare to indicate someone who brings up a topic they are guilty of.
Oh, this reminds me of “whoever smelt it dealt it”
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much"
Context: The Queen in his play-within-a-play is going into this really overwrought excessive speech about how much she loves the husband she is about to kill.
In this usage "protest" is not about publicly opposing something like the modern usage, it's more like "profess". A good modern equivalent might be "she's laying it on a little thick".
"Suspicion haunts the guilty mind." in Ireland. Don't know if it's an Irish saying translated to English like many others.
We do, but it is mostly used by children. "Takes one to know one."
Lefties sometimes say "every accusation is a confession."
Oh, IOKIYAR.
Them having an itch and that's all what they preach in Russian as well.
We have (very loosely translated) 'the innkeeper trusts his patrons as much as he trusts/knows himself' in Dutch. Or semantically more accurate would be 'an untrustworthy innkeeper distrusts his patrons'.
In Mexico it's exactly like that "Como vives, juzgas"
There are a few specific Republicans I can think of where I'd love to have their computers/phones looks into...and not just to find their involvement/support of the coup for donnie.
At Beetlejuice the Musical
Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.
Hey, watch the friendly fire there.
Yeah but I’m sexually inappropriate for existing according to her
Yeah but she's straight white and cis so it isn't icky.
/S, obviously
Yeah but that is their justification. She was having a whirlwind romance after a divorce, which is understandable. The in group can violate boundaries and so long as it’s insufficiently grievous to the level of in/out group division and context they get away with it. The out group is incomprehensible and must be thought of within their framework. Homosexuality is a sexual sin in their framework so gay love is grossly displaying unacceptable sexual behavior. Existing as a trans person is extra gay in their framework so it must be a fetish or something sexual and sinful. And with no in group protection…
Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.
I know I'm not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.
😡
This quote by Sartre applies to Republicans
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
In other words, they don't care about reason or consistency. If you point out that what they said is contradictory they don't care.
You can't argue with them. You can't reason. They are consciously or otherwise operating from an emotional , literal nonsense, level of thought.
They need to be removed from power and I don't really care that much which box of liberty gets used to get the job done.
I'm old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different. Guy went from being the darling of every parent and the media to ostracized and no career for decades. It was rather unjust.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different.
Yup. His career was fucked for less than this.
Basically for doing what a porn theater is FOR. #PeeWeeDidNothingWrong
#FreePeeWeesPeePee
But Peewee was in a place where children are not allowed and the women were being paid to take off their clothes
Paul Reubens
People loved him. I don't think anyone loves her.
And yet she will experience fewer consequences than he did.
IOKIYAR.
As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
You didn't even have to click through to the article, it was right in OP's summary. Come on.
Either way we a registry for her
Just imagine the outrage and slandering of entire demographics that would be going on if there were a gay couple instead, or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
Just something to think about when you see your 'christian' republican relatives play this down
Bookmarking this just in case.
Or if it has been exactly the same but with a democratic politician
Disgusting puns too. Never malign human sexuality or puns like that again.
So...were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
There were, but for your idea to happen, the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable. And that's just not the case. If she was someone like AOC, or hell, any other DEM member, they would have already been forced to resign. But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable.
…Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
Yeah, this happened in Denver, which is a blue city in a blue state. No reason the Dems couldn't get her if they wanted. I still expect no charges, though.
They’ll call it highly concerning and may even ask her to resign and probably call it there
A lot of the Democratic Party doesn’t have any fucking teeth
But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
Oh yes Bobo, alright Bobo
It's a good thing she isn't gay! Otherwise fondling someone's genitals in public around kids would have been a bad thing instead of a good thing.
Nothing is going to happen to her. She's a Republican.
She's an official in a place of power, so she won't be charged. And since she's a republican, her constituents and colleagues well almost certainly defend this disgusting behavior.
There's only one thing the gop loves more than LOUD projection and that's abusing kids. The party of the grand ol' pedophiles
(TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/...
(TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser, sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/...
(TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair, was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/...
Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/...
Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/...
Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado, was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/...
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. https://web.archive.org/...
**Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/...
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/...
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/...
Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/...
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/...
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/...
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/...
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/...
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/...
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/...
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/...
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. https://culteducation.com/...
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/...
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/...
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/...
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/...
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/...
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/...
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/...
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/...
Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police, was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/...
Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/...
- NOTE: I'm reaching the character limit on Reddit posts, so here's a website with a list of about 1000 of these republican shit stains on humanity.
Lemmy does have a save option! I'm using voyager.
Just so you know, both Reddit, Lemmy and any other site, have a limited "save" option. Not necessarily in how many posts you can mark as saved, but in the fact that if it gets deleted, it's gone.
Copy&paste is the true save.
This is on the web browser:
And now we've read it. AGH, now I've said the word!
Didn't donnie brag about busting into underage dressing rooms, as well as wanting to bang, er, "date", his own fucking daughter, the old fucking weird groomer?
She would never contradict her positions on important stuffs! /s
To hell with this lady. (I deliberately modified "fuck this lady," because I don't want her to have any opportunity to enjoy anything.) Piece of shit.
Well, they say they do, but my experience in rural towns says they believe otherwise. Hell, growing up our married pastor was banging the married organist and then they ran away together.
What's better than roses on your piano?
You from Appalachia? Because damn bud, I seen exactly that happen here haha.
Small, poor-ass, rural Texas here. Saw the same shit and a bunch of other shit.
That's about on-brand.
Speaking as someone going through a divorce, and it may be different in Colorado, but generally speaking as long as you are legally separated, by law it's not considered adultry. And being legally separated may be as simple as one person moving out of the family home.
In Qbert's own words:
I'm tired of this separation of church and state junk. This is not in the Constitution, it was in a stinking letter and it means nothing like what they say it does
So, she seemingly doesn't care about actual rule of law and what the State might say on matters like divorce. Of course she said this while in a church, and I seem to recall that women are not supposed to be doing that, according to the god of her chosen lifestyle. She is to remain silent in church.
Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
You can take a woman out of a trailer, but not a trailer out of a woman.
A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)
A girl with an IQ over 70 gave him a hard on.
Is this an SNL skit?
Date or client?
No need to shame honest hard working sex workers
Did you just…
Keyword: honest.
he was lobbying
Can you imagine your standards being so low that you date boebert
I'll be honest, if I was single and deaf, I'd throw her a bone
Just the bone? Because that ain't dating.
I'm just surprised that the man isn't Gaetz. They were 100% having an affair while she was still married to her pedophile husband.
Looks like exposing yourself in front of children is just Boebert's fetish. Odd choice for a GOP lackey, since they're always droning on and on about protecting children. Once again, the calls are coming from inside the house with them.
What even the fuck is this timeline?
The stupidest one.
The Idiocratist ome.
Go away! Bate’n
The reality is whenever this stuff happened before social media it was brushed under the rug thanks to complicit media 'aw geeze, our guy got arrested beating another hooker, he still supports tax cuts for the rich, right? Print that story we made up about their guy instead...'
There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders' list for life. She has her hand on der wienerschnitzel, he has his on her boobies, in a crowded theater during a show.
I've done the same, but in the balcony at a movie theater, with no-one else within a dozen rows. Also, I was in my late teens, and not a member of Congress.
Apologies for the Facebook link, it was sent to me the other day but this guy says it in a way that I never could... https://www.facebook.com/...
That was... fantastic. Seriously, that is some high quality vertical truck selfie rant. Although, to be fair, that genre doesn't offer much competition... Nonetheless, A+++. Three Whiskey Tangos.
Apologies for the Facebook link
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y'all every time I hear something else
about Lauren bobert I've become more and
more convinced that we somehow went to
high school together you know like I
know this person man I do because see
I'm of the Whiskey Tango persuasion and
as such I know another trash monster
when I see one okay I mean you know it's
not like she tries to hide it she just
got kicked out of a theater in Denver
for vaping and hollering stuff you know
my fellow trailer Americans I ask you
who Among Us right I mean we do that we
do you know get a little too excited at
a public event start cussing in front of
the eight-year-olds then acting dignant
when the bouncer shows up but what is it
illegal to have a good time now I
thought this was America right I know
I've been there myself I have now
granted I wasn't a congressperson at the
time I was 22 Hammer drunk and the
Titans were losing again but still I've
been there now but I'm just saying
bobert checks so many red ass boxes it's
insane you know like she was born in
Florida aka the Fertile Crescent of
crazy crackers right to attain mom natch
she grew up on welfare and food stamps
she dropped out High School when she
herself got knocked up now that baby's
having a baby so she's a 36 year old
mammal she married then divorced a guy
who wouldn't stop pulling his dick out
in public she's always talking [ __ ]
about having a gun in her purse and she
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shelf trashery right there y'all like
you just know she claims her Grandma's
one-quarter Cherokee right you just know
it and I'm saying all that makes me wish
that I could root for this person kinda
I do you know like if she was out here
actually standing up for the little guy
taking the elites down a peg Reed and
stuff knowing facts [ __ ] like that I'd
be all for it I'm like hell yeah finally
some representation right but she's not
no bobert's dedicated her life to being
wrong out loud every time she talks it's
like the chat GPT of harmful ignorance
she outwardly hates other marginalized
groups she screws over our own people by
trying to take away the same government
benefit programs that kept her alive as
a child Lord I cannot stand a ladder
puller y'all drives me crazy around like
I'm saying I don't I don't hate Lauren
bobert because she's white trash I hate
her because she's a piece of [ __ ] right
and I know some of y'all are going to
hear that and be like well that's a
little redundant but it's not it's
really not okay some of the most genuine
kindest most empathetic people I've ever
known were trailer babies and an
affinity for Mountain Dew and the early
works of Limp Biscuit does not change
that fact okay this country would do
well to have a chamber full of them but
alas it is not to be no instead we're
stuck with boberts and bobert is just
another loudmouth vindictive [ __ ] who
somehow took all the wrong lessons away
from her life and now spends her time
spewing misplaced rage and making us all
look bad it's a damn shame
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first I thought it was fetterman you
know that one of the reasons I love
fetterman so much is I was like this is
one of my people right here looked it up
still think Federal is great but like
his daddy was rich he's from an affluent
suburb he went to Harvard all this stuff
it's actually kind of typical
senatorship but I but I thought about it
you know what no I don't care I'm
anointed again he's honorary trash all
right look he's earned it he's not he's
done all that Real Deal Blue Collar
working class stuff you got all them
tattoos he looks like he wrestles at the
county fair right he's always wearing a
hoodie and cargo shorts the official
attire of Burley winter time trash
everywhere all right he's one of us
we're claiming him okay that's why I
decided we're claiming John Federman
whether he likes it or not he's trash
now but in a good way the good kind you
know what I'm saying he's a trash
Champion that's what he is trash
champion John Federman put that on a
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Thank you for copying that!
That was hilariously articulate and well-put. Thanks for sharing!
Oh, I'm sure several people who fund her have copies.
I like to imagine funding in this case is just buying her pornos.
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NICE FUCKING MODEL!!
::HONK HONK::
Sewer count: 667
As a 35M, with a healthy sex life to my wife 40 (2-3times a month)
When does getting a dry handy in a public venue ever constitute legitimate foreplay, also the wrenching and single handing her breast like it's a stress ball? its like watching teenagers figure it out.
I would have to be full on crank 2 with my wife taunting me to even keep it up with that many people around...but, hey good for Boebert, she's definitely finding 'quality' sexual intimacy in her continuous selection of partners.
Except he was doing it at a porn theatre while not sitting near anyone rather than in the middle of a full regular theatre with people including children all around them.
He did nothing wrong and lost ~20 years of his career, whereas Boebert will probably GAIN from this if anything..
Former prostitute, Lauren Boebert? The Lauren Boebert who married the pedophile who exposed himself to a group of underage girls, one of whom was Lauren Boebert? Grandmother at 36 Lauren Boebert?
This seems on brand for her.
I uh, don’t think I want to see that thanks.
A woman that vile doesn't deserve tits that fine. Doctor should have told her to fuck off when she ordered them.
Stop boob shaming.
Vid was shared in this post on Twitter
Wow. Not even subtle.
Waitaminute, you are telling me that Qbert, Colorado's version of Sarah Palin, is doing this?
party of family values indeed
Family Values Tour '98 featuring LIMP BIZKIT!!!!
I think I'll pass on Boebertjuice.
Well, I think this is more evidence that she fucked Ted Cruz.
Fuck yeah spread it (the video)
Listen, if you keep being overly horny about Lauren Boebert, people are going to downvote you. You don’t have to stop, karma doesn’t matter, but you don’t need to keep being surprised.
I thought she had a husband?
Bro, that was like 2 weeks ago, let me catch you up. She became a grandma in her 30's, lost interest in her pedo husband, filed for divorce, and is now galavanting around with some rebound dude while publicly getting her Boebertjuice flowing at a Beetlejuice show. All while doing her darndest to undermine democracy and erode whatever remains of the country's integrity.
She'll be fine, she's a Republican. They never go after their own.
Except when you run your mouth about the coke.
This reminds me of this
Beetlejuice hasn’t been this popular since 1988.
Ugh, really? I hate the reboot/sequel cashgrabs of Sacred Eighties Shows 🥺 I'm scared to look up who will befoul the legacy of Keaton, Ryder, and Davis.
A non-USian, even I was dismayed when the results said Boebert won by 546 votes. Hopefully that's a motivator for next time.
Edit: It's Keaton, Ryder, and O'Hara. Fuckin Burton playing to my nostalgia; still feels like impending disappointment.
The musical is super popular right now. Not my thing, but it is.
Also, it's a really good movie.
Oh the movie is fantastic. I love it.
I wonder how long until Marj ends up in a similar situation? She seems just as classy.
Remember how MGT was grabbing donnie's cardboad junk?
Tick tock...
Oh, if he's that comfortable grabassing her in public, he's already slid into home several times.
Boebert.
Boebert.
BOEBERT!
... Uh, everyone, don't summon Boebert. I'm going to be listening to reggae themed political lies until I can hire an exorcist. And those weekend hour rates, yikes.
Well that's just some great "Family Values" there.
That's appalling... now where's this video? just for, uh, independent fact checking and verification purposes
I don't want to legitimize the source (NYPost) but the latest development is that her new dude owns a cocktail bar... that has hosted drag events
Why, do you enjoy rage-wanking?
Is there any other kind?
Do you not?
I try not to think about my ex.
It's cool, I'll think about them for you!
Did they fiddle to fruition?
Leerin' Boobert
You can take the whore out of the the trailer park...
Is this strictly necessary?
I'm trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.
Grossly overblown, tits were never exposed in footage shown, nor did he get "jerked off"
Actual fake news
It reminds me of first serius dates. Once theres bit of darkness to cover them naghty hands... anyway still much better than putting fetish sex into kids school library imho.
With something heavy and over the head, I presume?
I mean, it's per personal life, who the fuck cares? She's a shitty representative for all kinds of reasons just based on what she does in congress. This all feels very "gotcha"-ish, as if in some congressional office some democratic staffer was just giddy about releasing this to the public. Maybe I'm burnt out on it all but I have no appetite for this kind of politics anymore.
dear god, burn her at the stake
I dunno maybe the point I'm making is I am seeing this everywhere right now and it feels like small potatoes
If anyone in politics besides her or another Republican did this, their entire party would be up in arms screaming the word impeachment and making demands. It's small potatoes in the context of people being people, but these are congresspeople and they all collectively decide the legal rights we have. And her party is actively stripping the rights of women and marginalized groups. Why shouldn't they be scrutinized?
Yeah, small potatoes while she's out there accusing those on drag of grooming children for simply existing in drag and reading a book. Small potatoes while she's accusing gay people of being sexual in front of children for being gay. Uh huh. This doesn't matter. Of course. There's no hypocrisy whatsoever.
It's the hypocrisy of this bunch. They claim librarians and teachers are "groomers", then do this with children around. Who is the "groomer" now?
Who cares? How about the people she keeps shaming as sexual deviants and a threat for children for just existing and genuinely trying to make their life more difficult, and here she is being exactly what she excuses them to be... that deserves her being shamed for her hypocrisy by sharing this information to potential constituents.
Oh come. It’s objectively funny that a member of congress got to third base at a touring production of Beetlejuice The Musical.
They don't need to, no one is saying they want to motorboat her good fiscal policy or lick her ethics. She'll never meet these people and this won't matter. People aren't defending her actions just saying she's hot, not she's hot and should be president.
You, sir, are a true hero. Someone has to keep the ravenous cockbeasts at bay.
Neither can she. Zing!
Romeo and Juliet but it’s Hunter Biden and Rep. Boebert just trying to have a good time, man.
People are downvoting this but I think a tale of star-crossed lovers can bring the nation together in These Trying Times™️.
It was the best of times. It was the boob of times.
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What is this country coming to when you can't even go to a production of "Beetlejuice" and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can't even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?
America isn't even half of what it used to be anymore! It's barely even Amer! That isn't even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we'll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!
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