Probably try to figure out what the hell happened. the majority of the population of earth vanishing would be a bit alarming

Hair color is easier to see from afar. That'd be first.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

• Emo Philips

I’d miss my wife 🥲

Check to see if the Asian people are still okay.

A more cynical answer is to buy as much property on the south side of Chicago as possible before the prices skyrocket.

Probably would go back to discriminating by nationality or culture.

Okay, aside from the obvious "what the fuck happened to all the people" racist Thanos snap of it all, my real question is this: who is left behind? Because "white" is a made up category. I have 2% African ancestry, do I stay or do I go now? I have some level I don't remember if Asian ancestry, less than 5 percent. I also have higher than average neanderthal DNA. Does that part count as white? They're likely European Neanderthals... Go far enough back, obviously, and all humans are African descended.

Where do we draw the line? Because honestly, if there's some weird racist god out there snapping away people based on their DNA, I need to know the rules so I can make proper arrangements!

It is hilarious how accurate this is. Coming from a predominantly white country, our peoole have their own way to separate us in groups and hate each other.

I wouldn't say that POCs wouldn't do the same. It is just the humanity like this. Any big group if people would find ways to be grouped and to hate other groups. Only small groups will be friendly to each other.

I can already hear this world's Charlie Kirk claiming brown eyed people are responsible for 9001% of the violent crimes.

Grieve my black friends

Find jobs for all the cops?

Only white people.

Asia: empty

Africa: empty

Maybe southern Europe also empty

Does this fix climate change?

In America, they would not have very long before they started having to forage for food.

A majorly significant portion of the workforce for agriculture are non-white.

There may be a few locations that can maintain business as usual, but the world is going to collapse, and it's not a question of if it's a question of when, and I'm guessing for most people that will be less than 30 days.

Of course I won't be there to see it, I will have been raptured along with the rest of everyone, so best of luck.

Nah, more realistically they'll just went back to say Italians aren't really white, then irish people and so on.

And covering women’s left hands for being too sexy?

I'm surprised the joke didn't go straight for gingers...

We do that already by hair color. Like, did you know red heads don’t have any soul? Just saying.

Funny how everyone thinks only white people are xenophobic and racist.

Well, in this hypothetical example only white people exist, so of course they will be assholes to other white people.

Business days? Do some folks think racism takes the weekends off?

Where do you all live where there are only two races?

This is confusing. The are more than "white" and "black". If it's only white people left, does that mean anyone that's not of pure European descent is also gone? Is there a fraction that's allowable? 3/5ths?

We'd be looking at a potential extinction-level event for Homo Sapiens, in any case. It would be hard to come back from that.

You can take the caveman out of the cave, but can't take the cave out of the caveman...

Nah, it will still be the same, it will just be "white" and "actual white" or you know, all the other minorities that are white, like certain religions, countries, bloodlines, immigrants, etc.

Don't worry, we have so much bigotry that we don't even know what to do with it!

That's such a stupid question.

We could all look exactly the same and all be Christian, and the Protestants and Catholics would gang up on the Baptist's and Assembly of God and kill every one they can find.

... and they'd by delighted in their handiwork and brag to their grandchildren with pride.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War

Eight million dead in the 1600s, they didn't even have AK-47s. Protestant vs. Catholic. Same race.

The Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Yoooo maybe Jane Elliot was on to something

"Divide & conquer" remains the elites' oldest and, by far, strongest trick. One tweet will have you hating <insert any race/gender/age/social status/...> Though subtly of course. Gotta maintain plausible deniability.

Truth.

A certain segment of the population are incapable of accepting personal responsibility for themselves. They have to have others to blame.

The Nazis and the KKK have some ideas.

Or red hair

Do blue eyes make me special?

I'd probably discriminate against hair color. Rangas being the lowest obviously and my hair color (brown) being the highest.

Sarcasm:

It's time to check if the Finno-Korean Hyperwar is to be resumed, or are we starting the squeakuel.

Next, curse that dastardly scientist Yakub.

I call mostly bullshit on both. People will just go straight to xonephobia. They already are doing this. It's just less visible than racism currently.

Also when you make a post against racism please avoid making a racist point no?

Hey maybe they'll find some novel division. Or be even more cliche and rank by paleness so having a tan is a sign of inferiority.

on the shitpost meter, you score 45%

We will all kill each other, as there will be no one to do all the shitty jobs white people feel to entitled for. So nothing gets cleaned, nothing gets repaired, nothing gets built, logistics fail as ships have no personnel except white captains, politicians and businessmen get withdrawal effects because they cannot get their cocain anymore, etc. The only upside is that fascists like Trump, Musk, AfD, etc. have no purpose anymore, so their hate a fear spreading becomes useless and all that is left when the wall of hate falls is just failure.

I'd go to Walmart again after 5 years.

Build a utopia

Start leaving my house unlocked again.

Edit: before all the morally righteous people lose their heads in a shitposting community I suggest you see my previous comment regarding this stoopid screengrab over on the politicalmemes community.

In my comment history that’s my previous post - it starts with the same sentence as this one.