You guys have alarm mans? That sounds cool

Fully rested.

That'd be an S+ tier power for me.

This is not B-tier. This is A+tier.

IDK man, that's toeing the line of an A-tier power.

My wife has a version of this; it's perfect liquid measurement estimation woman. She never has to use measuring cups for liquids. I've actually bothered to test this power, and it's uncanny.

All I got was hysterical kitchen blindness man. I can't see things I'm looking for in the fridge or pantry, even when they're right in front of me.

Me: Owns a variety of sizes of containers

Also me: Only uses 2 of the sizes, and never has a clean one when I need it

I might have this one too. Probably from that microwave accident I was involved in.

This sounds like a good premise for a horror story. You get your hearing superpower and everything is finally great, no need to get up and investigate benign noises. And then one day, you hear a sound that no matter what you do, you can’t tell what and where it’s coming from.

Your house sounds awesome to look at, but my ADHD wouldn’t allow me to live there. Nothing would get done, and my family would die when the house collapsed.

Unless there's no alarm set, otherwise an untimely demise.

He said B Tier! As a lifelong chronic insomniac I’d give almost anything for that ability.

Better: Type in any time to sleep in the bed. No need to set an alarm, just set 7h and done.

I have this power, and one little caveat of it is how much I crave dozing, ie being awake, sleepy, and cozy but not needing to get up. I guess could just set my alarm earlier but I need the sleep more

Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You're planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.

So you want to be German?

I have that power and i can tell you that the answer is always 10 min before the time in which im planning to leave.

I’d love to be able to finish a task witho-

Man that coffee pot is gross, better go clean it.

I too have ADHD.

Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.

Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.

Like this?

https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6

please refill my bankaccount

Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic "if someone is annoying and won't leave you alone just refill their bladder".

That's just pepsi man.

Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!

Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.

The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don't own any LEGO.

THE SITUATION HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE BY THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES!

https://media.tenor.com/...

Your super hero name is now "Number Two"

B-side Man

But that's my "me" time...

All hail Productiva, Slayer of Tasks!

That is god teir!

• Lost gold
• A kidnap victim
• Your target as a prof. hitman
• Inspiration for your novel
• A cure for cancer
• A path to immortality
• Your lost car keys

This could probably uplift any path you choose to take in life.

Mosquitos used to find me attractive, but as I aged they didn’t come by no more.

Ouufff, that's a great one!

Well... ok, but it doesn't work for horse flies or black flies.

You would always win, or break, musical chairs.

learn to squat, your legs become your own seat.

Will you be able to get a seat at Dorsia’s?

Haha I used to know a guy with a similar ability.

Then my family started praying to this person in the car whenever we were struggling to find a parking spot haha

I've got a friend like that, we like to joke that she sold her soul to the devil for perfect parking in San Francisco.

I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.

That's me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.

I have that one and it gets annoying some times.

I too would choose quantum superpositioning USB powers

Obviously the latter.

We're long passed the point of A being primo.

Ooo, this is a good one! Accupressure Boy, able to relieve minor aches and pains, and cure headaches.

That would be a perfectly B tier power.

Trade-off: anyone you want to be intimate with falls asleep from your relaxing touch.

So much for sexy time.

swoon Marry me

Yeah, I was just thinking the power to not have ADHD.

I thought Domino as depicted in Deadpool 2 was pretty cool. Just lucky enough.

Yes, that's my pick. To be exact, I want "low-level telekinesis" aka mutant luck power like the superhero Domino. Just walking around being a casual badass, barely registering the danger I'm avoiding.

I think Stan Lee said that being lucky is the best superpower.

This could have a negative impact on your social life because people will not want to play board/video games with you.

I have this and it's amazing.

What if you already have this power? What if you've ALWAYS had it?

Infinite cash is B-tier?

I'll grant you the power to always grab exact change, under the supposition you have place sufficient money in your pocket to cover the bill.

Like put only a $100 bill into your pocket, and you can be guaranteed to have $5.32, exactly, to pay for your latte.

Fuck giving you infinite free money man. That's A tier.

Max of 99c.

Edit to your power: You still need dollar amounts, and if you don't have, then you don't have any change.

Eg. Cost: $4.52, and you have $5 in your pocket: you pull out $5.52, or if you have $4 in your pocket, you pull out $4.52. If you have $3 in your pocket, you pull out $3.

Delta Zero

Sorry that's A-tier

Low-current, 9V supply man

this would be nice. the amount of skills and knowledge I've forgotten after painstakingly learning it is too damn high.

If you mean unfailing suicide man, the it is b-tier.

If perfect kill man, then you are more powerful than any hero that fought against Thanos and you could have instakilled him.

Then again instant death man combined with absolute pasifism, i.e. will never kill anyone: back to b-tier

Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?

That's just "normal"

God, I miss that series....

That sounds A-tier to me

How is this not an S-tier power? Did you forget that lungs are inflatable?

As someone who's spent a lot of time working in a lab, the ability to control static electricity would be a godsend! There's really nothing like spending weeks preparing a new material as a fine powder, carrying it over to the weighing scales, placing a glass sample vial onto the scales, taring it, then a scooping up some of your powder with a spatula, careful not to lose a single particle, then carefully, CAREFULLY carrying the scoop of power to the sample vial -- then seeing the static blast your powder out of the spatula to coat the OUTSIDE of the sample vial, plus the scales, plus your nitrile glove...

I have trauma.

So instead of Storm you'd be High Humidity.

I always get static shocks really bad at the grocery store! I think it's the cart wheels making a Van Der Graff generator effect. I get a zap every time I touch a shelf! It would be nice to not have to deal with that.

That would be great, since being in the really bright and hot sun leaves me drowsy.

I wanted to reply with an image of USB C that appears Holy because it is your savior, but this was the closest thing I could find.

This power can be purchased for a few $. Search for "Usb reversible adapter". Or just keep usb-a to C adapters permanently in everything.

this is secretly very op, you go to a private place and can stay invisible forever cause nobody sees you after you turn invisivle

Kel Mitchell?

You'd make a great crime scene investigator

Super useful in the coming decades!

And his sidekick, Always Remembers Why He Entered the Room Man.

Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.

Ah the "Have a heatstroke and die superpower."

I mean that sounds like a curse. Endless screaming. Where others may see a cute bunny munching on some grass, or a bee buzzing around a flower, all you will hear are shrieks of pain and abject terror.

Have you not seen police academy? Being able to imitate sounds is highly useful.

In my teen years I used to be able to do a pretty solid rendition of a dentist drill. Much to the discomfort of everyone within earshot.

This one might be A-tier.

You become two-sock man!

So basically being markiplier?

I've got nipples, can you milk me?

You should consider "Understands Unspoken Details Perfectly Man."

Got it. You either remember someone's face or their name, but not both.

https://bgr.com/...

I'll then be your sidekick: backpain-away.

That's called "we canceled Comcast but they're so fucking inept they never actually stopped the wifi service even though they stopped charging us"

Happened to me once. It was amazing.

We already have unlimited data on all mobile plans in finland. I'm currently paying 20 euros/month for 150MBps 4G plan with unlimited data

Regular European woman

Yeah, really sodding cheap here in Australia, any mobile can manage that trick.

I don't think that one is B tier in the USA.

Until drones were a thing that would be extremely useful for land usage planning.

That's basically a mind flayer.

Superpower, but not that great or useful.

Yup. Mine would be "only need 90 minutes of sleep a day." So many years on this Earth wasted in our lifetimes, just unconscious.

If you want to be a villain, the twist is that they feel it but can't do it.

They can, but they get untangled once OP has them again.

Thats a recipe for paranoia.

Get some glow in the dark sparkly gold ones lol

Anti ADHD powers are definitely S-tier. A-Tier would be complete control of the hyperfixation.

e-scooter man, he fears no filled parking lot as he can simply park further away and take his scooter to the store.

of course, he lives in constant fear and jealousy of walkable city man, who simply walks to the store and doesn't quite understand what a parking lot is.

I think you could ask for 100% of the time and still be B tier. It's not, like, crime-fighting level.

How does this differ from prayer?

So, like God in SMBC?