The pocket of air that was where you teleported now get displaced at a very decent fraction of the speed of light while the pocket of space you once ocupied becomes a almost pure vaccum. the air moves so fast it creates a sonic boom that ruptures the ear drums. Then, a few atoms of air collide together with such incredible force the atoms split and causes a small grade nuclear explosion.

I'm pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.

welp, I'm not sitting on a tram anymore

I have simultaneously merged with my desk. My bowels have been displaced and are now bisected with bamboo. I feel simultaneously ripped apart and yet stuck and solid. Every point of my being is as though it has been engulfed in flames. My existence and identity has now become insufferable pain. I feel an impending sense of doom at a foreign body now lodged inside of me.

There are no wounds for me to bleed from and I cannot gasp for air to scream. My spinal cord has been severed and I feel hot prickles on my cheeks and my ears feel as though they are being stuffed with cotton. An internal white hot pressure feeling erupts up my now-fractured spine until it reaches the back of my head and radiates towards my forehead. My peripheral vision looks like static and everything appears to shake. I am unable to make sense of anything and everything goes dark and still.

U killed me op wow

I continue pooping in the next stall over.

I'm now shitting in my bathtub....

I am now shitting in the sink.

I move into a space occupied by my desk, thus taking 3d10 force damage before moving to the next unoccupied space.

I'm shitting in the shower.

I'm now having an uncomfortable moment with the airline passenger in seat 26A.

Inside my boyfriend, for once.

Does the cat on my tummy come with me? If not Cheddar says that this expirement violates the cat sitting treaty of 1669

I'm reading this while laying on my right side in my bed. So I suppose I bounce on the bed then. Seems fun!

I've now telefragged my colleague.

I hover briefly in the air, next to my bed, and hold up a sign that says "uh oh" before I fall a couple feet to the ground onto carpet. I might hit my head on the nightstand, but I feel like I got off easy compared to most other people.

I'm now pooping on the floor. Thanks.

I’m now in the lap of the guy in the stall next to me.

Don't know, I don't know how much two feet is.

Still sitting on my couch

Hmm, well the railing of my bed would well... be railing me.

I'm suddenly on the outside of a bus on the motorway. Probably dead or at least badly injured.

Taking a crap in the hallway

hovers in air next to sofa, looks down, looks at camera, holds up sign saying "uh oh" and plummets two feet to the floor creating a puff of dust on impact

Fall out of my chair, but otherwise unaffected as I end up on the floor.

I’ll have a window seat at 30k feet and the person seated to my left will be free fallin’ for a while.

Woah, lemmy is for shiters.

i just fell off the bed ouch

Whose left? Mine?

I'm standing in a box. I am now a cat.

I would be rather sad since I would be sitting next ro my chair on the floor instead of un my chair. My coffee would also be out of reach. I would be sad.

Not much, I'm just lying on the other side of the bed. Although my pillow has been replaced with a garbage bag.

I am one with my bookshelves. Unfortunately the Steam Deck hasn't fared well.

I telefrag the guy sitting next to me on the train

Well now I'm sitting in a different chair. And I don't like that chair as much. 😡

My ass is now on the ground instead of a chair, ow

I would be spooning my dog who is on the other end of the couch. If this was a competition I’d submit my outcome for winner or at least most wholesome. Some of y’all’s are definitely more funny though.

I'm sitting on top of the bin of laundry I need to fold.

Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

Yay, I'm in bed now! Good thing, I was getting eepy.

Ow!

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

I have been bisected by a table

I have either bisected the wall, or the wall has bisected me.

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn't, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

I am in the vacuum of space.

My left arm is now part of the wall, so at least I didn't die outright.

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

I live in the wall now.

Inside a decorated Christmas tree. Maybe I can blame the cat for all the glass bulbs I'd break?

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Two very pissed off cats.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I am now sitting in a different chair at the same table. I continue browsing Lemmy on my phone.

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I've clipped into a pool table.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I no longer have a cat laying on my back.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I'm dead.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I shit in the sink.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?

I just fell off the couch.

I fall off the couch.

I am in my cat's litter box

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

I am now sitting on the roof of my house. Is a bit damp, but could be worse.

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

Death

I would be in the other chair.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

My head would hit a metal chair.

I sit on the floor, despite a chair being there.

Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.

Shittin in the shower

I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.

AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.

In sitting under my telescope

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

Im sat on a turd

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.