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a year ago by LadyButterfly she/her to c/memes

CaptainBlagbird 158 points a year ago

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Gullible 54 points a year ago

The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.

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yucandu 43 points a year ago

The lightsaber is not a "knife".

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Shardikprime 5 points a year ago

It cuts and toasts!

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Albbi 48 points a year ago

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Almacca 13 points a year ago

'I can quit blue milk any time I like' - Stormtrooper Lewis.

Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?

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Almacca 1 point a year ago path: 0 17937908 17939668 17942424 17961063, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Shardikprime 1 point a year ago

You never say no to bacta

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SkunkWorkz 5 points a year ago

That scene and that cute penguin that doesnโ€™t want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging

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PotatoLibre 27 points a year ago

The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.

Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk ๐Ÿ˜

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bobs_monkey 29 points a year ago

He's drinking half and half

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PotatoLibre 10 points a year ago

When you start drinking in the morning you can't go all-in

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bobs_monkey 5 points a year ago

Little of this, little of that

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lime 12 points a year ago

vodka and milk is not a valid recipe for a white russian. idk what the hell the dude thinks he's drinking but it's definitely not that.

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PotatoLibre 6 points a year ago

I don't remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.

At one point you've to prioritize your calories.

Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream???? > Milk

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lime 1 point a year ago

yeh but he skips the liqueur too

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prole 3 points a year ago

He uses half & half throughout most of the movie.

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lime 3 points a year ago

is that not milk?

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ColeSloth 3 points a year ago

The Dude is both chill, and poor. Not everyone has coffee liqueur and creamer money. He makes do with what's around and he's happy about it.

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Simulation6 1 point a year ago

Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.

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PotatoLibre 1 point a year ago

That's cause you're young.

When you get to the 50s you can't use cream, bur you doesn't stop to like white russian

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lime 4 points a year ago

i think the kahlua is probably the most important thing there... otherwise it just tastes like milk.

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some_guy 6 points a year ago

So, you're telling me heroes drink milk? Ok, I'm onboard.

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thedirtyknapkin 17 points a year ago

only one of these could be called a hero.

leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.

and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.

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some_guy 7 points a year ago

Leon is a hitman, but he's also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.

The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he's pretty cool and that's enough for me.

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prole 7 points a year ago

The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):

[...] I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

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StarMerchant938 5 points a year ago
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Almacca 3 points a year ago

The Dude Abides.

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beejboytyson 3 points a year ago

Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don't confuse the two.

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ulterno 6 points a year ago

Were we talking about psychopaths, or bad ppl?

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ininewcrow 112 points a year ago

Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.

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aubertlone 33 points a year ago

Now you're getting it!!

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BuboScandiacus 15 points a year ago

This segment is sponsored by Eastern Europeโ„ข

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spookex 3 points a year ago

We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho

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BuboScandiacus 2 points a year ago

But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol

(And sometimes methanol, when it's DIY)

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morrowind 4 points a year ago

I think that's foe anti-heroes

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DrDeadCrash 1 point a year ago

You mean faux?

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socsa 1 point a year ago

This but unironically

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lemmyng 68 points a year ago

Also Homelander.

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BennyInc 73 points a year ago

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prole 7 points a year ago

ew.

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wise_pancake 4 points a year ago

And Misfits.

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manicdave 61 points a year ago

I've always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there's some part of growing up that they've missed.

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Smoogs 14 points a year ago

โ€ฆโ€ฆ.. Homelander

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AceBridge 12 points a year ago path: 0 17946012 17953174, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
meliaesc 6 points a year ago

You sound like a high school English teacher.

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trashgirlfriend 25 points a year ago

You sound like a high school student

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meliaesc -2 points a year ago

It wasn't meant as any sort of insult, more of the trope of overanalizing innocuous things.

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trashgirlfriend 4 points a year ago

I was considering just not replying to this but I decided that this mindset makes me too sad.

If an artist decides to include something in their work, it is likely going to be relevant in some way.

To use the stupid meme example of "the curtains were fucking blue" your teacher wasn't telling you that blue curtains = sadness, they were telling you to think critically about what the writer chose to include in the text.

"The curtains were fucking blue" can be a valid interpretation, but the issue is when people stop their thinking at that surface level and ridicule any deeper analysis of a work.

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Bloomcole 6 points a year ago

It's also not made for adults, it's literally baby food for mamals.
While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven't developed a lactose tolerancy.
Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.

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forkDestroyer 9 points a year ago

Now I'm gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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Bloomcole 20 points a year ago

I'll stick to milking my almonds, even if it's a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.

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infinitesunrise 2 points a year ago

It's actually really easy, you put them in a blender with water and then squeeze them in a cheesecloth so the proteins come out. And you can make crackers with the dried leftovers.

But oat milk > almond milk and for that you do unfortunately have to milk thousands of tiny little oat titties.

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Kusimulkku 7 points a year ago

Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them

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infinitesunrise 4 points a year ago

Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.

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Kusimulkku 5 points a year ago

Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans

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beejboytyson 3 points a year ago

Everything is made to eat, you just gotta make it

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Kusimulkku 3 points a year ago

But that includes milk

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ICastFist 6 points a year ago

Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols' fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk

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slaneesh_is_right 1 point a year ago

Several cultures around the world did a lot of fucked up shit.

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kboy101222 49 points a year ago

Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh

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outhouseperilous 8 points a year ago

No, cheese and yogurt are cool.

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Kusimulkku 7 points a year ago

Can't we have some tolerance in this world smdh

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Bloomcole 4 points a year ago

Most of the world is lactose intolerance.
Only colder climates have been drinking it out of necessity and have developed tolerance.
https://www.researchgate.net/...

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

git gud intolerants

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socsa 2 points a year ago

There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven't figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet

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kboy101222 2 points a year ago

You forgot the third - those of us who are lactose intolerant and ignore it

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HootinNHollerin 49 points a year ago

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KreekyBonez 15 points a year ago

you will call her!

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AquaTofana 12 points a year ago

I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.

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DrSteveBrule 4 points a year ago

My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol

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jsomae 8 points a year ago

what is this

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HootinNHollerin 14 points a year ago

The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA

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BoxOfFeet 13 points a year ago

Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.

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BetaBlake 7 points a year ago

Beat me to the Mcpoyles

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prole 4 points a year ago

McPoyles aren't evil, they're true chaotic neutral.

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crapwittyname 35 points a year ago

Neither Homelรคnder nor McPoyle are represented. This is far from definitive.

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BuboScandiacus 32 points a year ago

Why btw ? I love milk

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Ponygirl42 6 points a year ago

Probably something about moms tit or the lack of it.

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jsomae 5 points a year ago

poor cows

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BuboScandiacus 15 points a year ago

Who said anything about cows ๐Ÿ˜

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ayyy 3 points a year ago

Milk doesnโ€™t grow on treesโ€ฆ

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very_well_lost 3 points a year ago

It grows on teets!

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BuboScandiacus 1 point a year ago

c/woooosh

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XM34 -6 points a year ago

Angry vegans saying angry vegan things basically.

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ulterno 4 points a year ago

But what about the tons of yeast that they are abusing to make beer and stuff?

Oh right, they don't have a central nervous system so they don't count?
Pretty Xenophobic, I'd say.

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Mustakrakish 32 points a year ago

You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.

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infinitesunrise 3 points a year ago

Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

"You don't need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich." That's what you sound like.

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infinitesunrise 4 points a year ago

Do that many people really never eat a cookie without milk? I eat milkless cookies all the time.

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AmanitaCaesarea -12 points a year ago

Milk is for babies and calves. I don't see other adult animals sucking titty milk

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Nalivai 46 points a year ago

I don't see orher adult animals sitting in front of a screen and paying taxes either

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AmanitaCaesarea 8 points a year ago

Touchรฉ

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beejboytyson 14 points a year ago

Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

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fiddlesticks 6 points a year ago

๐Ÿ˜‰

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Makeshift 5 points a year ago

The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don't want to hear of course), let's add something not based on a fallacy:

Dairy is Scary.

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sip 1 point a year ago

:(

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Makeshift 1 point a year ago

There are a LOT of non-dairy based milk options. Not having dairy doesn't mean not having milks!

Personally I like oat milk the best. But I tend to try different kinds on whim and when I see them.

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ulterno -2 points a year ago

But of course, spreading tobacco smoke and reducing the IQ and creativity of the whole human population, which in turn causes them to be unable to find a proper replacement for the things that you are against, while also increasing the rate of ageing of everyone, is pretty cool.

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Simulation6 2 points a year ago

Be honest, do you look for such activity?

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AmanitaCaesarea 3 points a year ago

Might have to now

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rf_ 30 points a year ago

Leon The Professional drank milk and he was good from what I recall, minus the whole being a hired killerโ€ฆ

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FelixCress 30 points a year ago

minus the whole being a hired killer

Tiny little detail

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semisimian 23 points a year ago

"No women, no kids" is good enough for me.

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ulterno 1 point a year ago

Not to forget, he managed to get a little girl off the reigns of Big Tobacco

/s

of course he didn't. she'd probably get right back on after a few years

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Schal330 26 points a year ago

What if someone is drinking chocolate milk? Where are they on the evil scale?

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Lemminary 12 points a year ago

Choccy milk is what the good guys drink!

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Shardikprime 23 points a year ago

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

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UnderpantsWeevil 21 points a year ago

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Agent641 10 points a year ago

Captions:

Me

Also me

Milk

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VolumetricShitCompressor 4 points a year ago

That image will haunt the web until its end.

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incogshift 1 point a year ago

wtf xD

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MilitantAtheist 12 points a year ago

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beejboytyson 6 points a year ago

That's some good soup.

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PraiseTheSoup 2 points a year ago
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TheOakTree 4 points a year ago

It came from cows with autism, so you know that shit's good.

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Shardikprime -1 points a year ago

Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!

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Smoogs 23 points a year ago

Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho

Iโ€™d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someoneโ€™s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.

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pyre 7 points a year ago

so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.

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DempstersBox 3 points a year ago

I don't even smoke, but fuck you.

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pyre 0 points a year ago

lol

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ulterno 1 point a year ago

Don't fornicate the smokers.
That's exactly why they smoke.
They expect you to inhale their exhaled dirt and then go and fornicate them.

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sunflowercowboy 1 point a year ago

Where would one smoke? Should one instead permanently smoke damage the homes for the British aesthetic? Why not smoke outside where nature helps to cleanse and utilize proactively.

Does less damage than a car on a 5 minute trip, but that's only the rest of the modern world. It benefits the slothful.

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pyre -2 points a year ago

"are you saying i should damage my home when i can just damage the environment and everyone around me and make it everyone else's problem instead?"

yes. deal with your own shit, or if you don't want to, don't smoke.

and your argument about cars is invalid on multiple fronts. first of all having worse things doesn't make anything okay. you can't punch someone out of nowhere and when called out on it say "well murders are more damaging so if anything I'm pretty chill". second of all I'm anti car as well and would ban all cars except public transport and emergency services if i had the say. fuck cars. but fuck smokers more. at least there's an imposed necessity for cars due to flawed infrastructure.

there's not only zero necessity for smoking but also no benefits and no redeeming qualities. I'd much prefer it if you were addicted to heroin because you can't do it all the time everywhere and there's no such thing as second hand shooting heroin.

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sunflowercowboy 0 points a year ago

How is me damaging a home that I rent in order to damage other's experience a better solution than just you know, using the carbon cycles that exist at a tangible rate?

Cars are a pollutant, the only ouright negative of smoking is pollution of lungs. However as you prefer heroin, maybe you are just outright wrong.

Other than that, ashes are good for the earth. If you use a filter then that's pollution, I don't.

Zero necessity is in my opinion wrong. I don't need these, but they historically and traditionally have been used as both heat sources in the cold. Meditative guides and casual incenses are just smoking but without even any outright pleasure.

Then again, you sound like a child of modernity and have not seen the aeons before you. You use the name pyre and know not the meaning. Hate for the smoke of which you would dispel.

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PraiseTheSoup -3 points a year ago

Smoking outdoors pollutes just as much as the shitty opinions leaking from your brain.

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pyre 1 point a year ago

it doesn't just pollute, it stinks and the stink sticks to you and everyone around you. also smokers litter because they're selfish pricks.

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Snowpix 7 points a year ago

If I had a nickel for every cigarette butt I've had to clean up off the ground at work, I'd be able to retire. Smokers are some of the most inconsiderate people out there.

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Bloomcole -9 points a year ago

Drink your nutrition, that is specifically for young mammals and STFU cry baby.

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prole 4 points a year ago

Probably an accurate gif given how loud and disgusting Tony's breathing became as the show went on...

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Bloomcole -1 points a year ago

Good point I guess, you're proofyou don't need cigars to be loud and disgusting.

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pyre 2 points a year ago

case in point

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Smoogs 2 points a year ago

โ€ฆsaid the person crying about people drinking their minerals which shouldnโ€™t affect you at all. Meanwhile coffee drinkers everywhere folding back lattes and frappes and weโ€™re all perfectly fine with calling that adulthood. So Calm tf down.

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Bloomcole -5 points a year ago
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thatradomguy 19 points a year ago

side eye meme image

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AFKBRBChocolate 19 points a year ago

I grew up with milk being the main dinnertime beverage, and I still drink it quite a bit. My step-son's gf clearly did not, and clearly thinks it's strange, but tries to be polite about it. She's asked me if milk is my favorite drink, if I feel like milk goes with most food, and a number of related questions. I think in her family, milk is something some people put in coffee.

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Cenotaph 11 points a year ago

I've had similar childhood experiences with milk, and as an adult I find it goes so well to wash down basically any carb

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AFKBRBChocolate 10 points a year ago

I don't see how people physically eat cookies without a glass of milk.

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TheOakTree 1 point a year ago

Milk and coffee cake. Incredible. I know it's for pairing with coffee, but still.

Granted, I usually reach or oat/almond milk these days.

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jawa22 6 points a year ago

I don't and likely never will understand people thinking it's strange.

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ayyy 11 points a year ago

I love the stuff, but the entire process and industry of how it comes to be is objectively strange and fucked up.

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musubibreakfast 6 points a year ago

I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea

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SaharaMaleikuhm 1 point a year ago

A glass of milk with lunch or dinner? Yeah, that's strange AF. Milk is for cereal and to put in my coffee. Nothing else. I use soy milk for both.

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socsa 0 points a year ago

You'll get there. It probably makes you farty already and you haven't just connected the dots. Basically every adult human will develop more and more lactose intolerance as they age.

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DarkCloud 14 points a year ago

I drink milk, can confirm, am evil.

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LadyButterfly 6 points a year ago

Proof! Science has spoken

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juliebean 12 points a year ago

counterpoint: santa claus

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Gradually_Adjusting 0 points a year ago

Counter-counterpoint, Mengele.

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Djinn_Indigo 11 points a year ago

I don't know what's funnier about this comment section... The people who seem to absolutely despise milk, or the big milk shills downvoting them all into oblivion.

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XM34 16 points a year ago

"Big milk shills" aka normal people who happen to lime milk...

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grrk 24 points a year ago

Lime milk is where i draw the line. Gtfo here with that abomination of dairy

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XM34 6 points a year ago

:D Well now I have to leave that typo in!

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Damage 3 points a year ago

Lime milk probably becomes curd soon

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Teppichbrand -2 points a year ago

normal people

Drinking cows milk is normalized for most people, yes. But normal is a strange word for artificially inseminating another species, getting them pregnant, killing their baby, stealing their mothers milk then killing her way before she gets old. When you could just blend some oats.

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Damage 5 points a year ago

We live in a world where there are animals that take the place of other animals' tongue; where insects farm other insects; where parasites live in the skin of animals and different animals eat them, forming a symbiotic relationship; where predators often kill for fun.

Normal is the right word.

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wabasso 1 point a year ago

Ok thatโ€™s a solid rebuttal around the โ€œis it normalโ€ argument. Iโ€™m personally still of the mindset that itโ€™s โ€œnormal but wrongโ€. I wish weโ€™d stop using normal to mean โ€œgoodโ€ and stick with it meaning โ€œpopularโ€. Statistics!

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Teppichbrand 0 points a year ago

Normal, natural and necessary are the three N's of Carnism. Also:

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #1:
Lions eat meat too

Yes, animals kill in the wild - to survive. We humans are, as opposed to predators or parasites, omnivores. We know how to grow crops, vegetables, etc. and cultivate fields. We have a choice, a conscience and we have ethics. Are you identifying with the intelligence and life situation of that of a lion or a tongue parasite? Do you also commonly ask yourself "What would a tongue parasite do in my place right now"? Are lions that kill newborns of other lions, for example, really good role models?

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #54
Well, humans just are on top of the food chain.

Shouldn't you take responsibility in the role of the stronger and be considerate with your power? Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you have to. Otherwise you could maltreat children, handicapped people and all other physically disabled people for fun. Of course we don't do that because it would be immoral. Why should this moral understanding suddenly no longer apply to other species? Wouldn't we also wish for mercy and compassion if tomorrow a species superior to us colonized the earth?

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slaneesh_is_right 4 points a year ago

You're not allowed to say the truth and make milk boys feel weird.

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Teppichbrand 1 point a year ago

"Udder Boys against the Oatification of Milk!"

Damn, I need to copyright that! :)

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XM34 -1 points a year ago

Oh, by "blending some oats" you mean: We sow out unnatural cloned mutant seed, then we spray it with literal poison over and over again to kill every plant and animal that isn't cloned mutant seed, we add growing agent that kills most nearby water organisms, then we harvest it, remove all of the healthy parts and grind down only the unhealthy fatty part. Next, we add tons of god knows what chemicals to achieve a consistency oats were never meant to have. Lastly, we add tons of highly industrialized suggar and lab grown taste chemicals so that our chemical cocktail doesn't taste like complete garbage.

See, two can play that game...

We artificially inseminate because it's healthier for the cows and more convenient. They would be pregnant just as often or even more in a natural herd. There is (almost) no baby killing going on. I don't know who told you that garbage. There's also no milk "stealing". Modern cow breeds give way more milk than is required to feed the calf. In fact, most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly (and no, this isn't just a problem for high performance cows).

You've never been even close to a real dairy farm and it shows!

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Teppichbrand 3 points a year ago

You are right, I buy organic as often as I can to not support the spraying of poison. And I usually eat whole grains, as you suggested, as it is much healthier.

we add tons of god knows what chemicals

This ticks #9 of the Vegan Bullshit Bingo. I'm from Europe and our basic organic oatmilk comes with stuff made from algue, seeds and plant oils. This is used everywhere in foodprocessing. Look it up, no dangerous "chemicals" to be found. There are brands that add sugar and artificial flavor, sure. Udders milk has about 5% sugar (lactose) and oat milk usually doesn't transcends this.

There is (almost) no baby killing going on

Half of the newborns are male and killed for veal, no? And the females get to be raised, milked and killed after a couple of years, so McDonald's can sell you cheap beef burgers.

most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #17: Cows need to be milked
We did that to them by breeding them like that. That's Bullshit Bingo #32.

Also, if you don't want to grow so much oat and soy because it destroys ecosystems and rainforests (#2), don't feed animals, feed people! We're losing like 80% of the calories by giving it to cows. Here is a graph from the BBC

I live like 200 meters away from a dairy farm, no shit. :)

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nsrxn 1 point a year ago

I've looked at the USDA data about veal, and to my recollection it was less than 3% of calves that became veal

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ComfortableRaspberry 10 points a year ago

What movie is top left?

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bran_buckler 28 points a year ago

For others who might not know the movies:

  1. Get Out
  2. Inglourious Basterds
  3. No Country For Old Men
  4. A Clockwork Orange
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mrbeano 8 points a year ago

Get Out

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bran_buckler 10 points a year ago

I absolutely will not! (Thanks!)

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FancyPantsFIRE 10 points a year ago

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some_guy 9 points a year ago

I recognize the bottom two, but not the top two.

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ProvableGecko 9 points a year ago

Top left is Get Out

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some_guy 3 points a year ago

Haven't seen it, so that makes sense.

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driving_crooner 3 points a year ago

Pretty good, give it a watch

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MojoMcJojo 8 points a year ago

Top right is Inglorious Bastard

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some_guy 14 points a year ago

Now I recognize it. Thanks!

May I compliment your cows and daughters! This is actually one of the most frightening scenes from any film I've seen. Masterful performance.

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MohamedMoney 3 points a year ago

It is awesome. Also you should watch The Good The Bad And The Ugly. At least itโ€™s opening scene.

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some_guy 3 points a year ago

All right. I added it to the (literal) list of stuff to watch.

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prole 2 points a year ago

Au revoir, Shoshanna!

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RBWells 9 points a year ago

My kids ranked me as neutral good; you can tear my cafe con leche from my cold dead hands, but never drank milk on it's own. It's a fantastic ingredient though.

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Lemminary 5 points a year ago

cafe con leche fromT my cold dead hands

Another fan of iced coffee too, eh? Pro tip: no need to die if your hands are already cold!

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rpl6475 8 points a year ago
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houndeyes 15 points a year ago

How about oat milk? Vegan super-criminal?

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funkless_eck 10 points a year ago

still mad how they screwed up my fave joke from the comic in this scene

"chicken parmesan isn't vegan?"

"yeah I think parmesan is a kind of animal"

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Shardikprime 1 point a year ago

He used to be one, now he's just ve-gone

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21Cabbage 8 points a year ago

My mom's boyfriend's house is clockwork orange themed... I don't really talk to that side of the family anymore.

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pelespirit 4 points a year ago

๐Ÿ˜ถ

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21Cabbage 3 points a year ago

Oh I could say worse but I think that little tidbit gives you a general vibe.

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mosiacmango 2 points a year ago

I guess the last question is if it's intentional or incidental?

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21Cabbage 1 point a year ago

Intentional. I live with my dad but there's not a ton of other family I'm in contact with.

Edit: unless you're talking about the clockwork orange theme in which case also intentional, big poster right at the entrance and all.

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crzydreams0486 4 points a year ago path: 0 17954759, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Vinny_93 4 points a year ago

There's this FBI dude in Poker Face who also drinks milk a lot and at some point he just chugs a cup of half and half at a coffee machine.

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TheTechnician27 4 points a year ago

Do I get to be depraved and evil if I drink plant milk? I haven't had a glass lately, but that actually sounds refreshing.

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ccunning 9 points a year ago

โ€ฆonly if it comes from plant boobsโ€ฆ
(I think youโ€™re stuck being a good person)

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SpaceNoodle 3 points a year ago

No

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diffusive 4 points a year ago

Ok I recognise the last two moviesโ€ฆ but what are the first two? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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Grimtuck 5 points a year ago

Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.

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lemon 5 points a year ago

Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.

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LadyButterfly 3 points a year ago

Delicious though

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ivanafterall 1 point a year ago

And easily justified on keto. Recipe for disaster.

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lemmy12369 3 points a year ago

I donโ€™t think that. I thinks big milk industry shaping a new narrative to make milk โ€œcool-ishโ€

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wowwoweowza 3 points a year ago

Moloko Plus is much more than milk.

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rodneyck 2 points a year ago

I love the non-threatening rebranding the dairy industry placed upon it, instead of calling it what it is...tit juice.

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Geometrinen_Gepardi 30 points a year ago

Pretty sure the word milk predates "brands" and "industry" by a few thousand years.

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rodneyck -19 points a year ago

โ˜๏ธ Found the guy who is not fun at parties.

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kn33 2 points a year ago

You work in a movie theater?

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Googledotcom 2 points a year ago

Can confirm, as far as I know, I am at least a bit psychopathic and I love a good glass of milk

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ulterno 2 points a year ago

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supersquirrel 2 points a year ago

Clearly Cows have finally infiltrated our media, this is unmistakably a Bovine Psyop Astroturfing Operation.

I for one welcome their utter dominance.

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Shardikprime 2 points a year ago

You could have written UDDER!

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supersquirrel 1 point a year ago

Look, I want you to know that I realize the mistake I made now and I am sorry

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LadyButterfly 2 points a year ago

They're onto us...

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points a year ago

Dated a mixed girl in college about the time "Get out" came out. We saw it in theaters, and on the way out she asked me "what is it with white people eating cereal without milk?" And for some reason both this statement and her's are both valid. I say this as a white guy who loves both milk, and eating cereal like snack crisps.

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VetOfTheSeas 4 points a year ago

During breaks after lunch, my office coworkers all grab small bowls of cereal from the break room and just eat it dry.

I thought it was weird at first but the more I think about it, it shouldn't be. It's pretty much sugary snacks.

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fatalicus 3 points a year ago

Honestly, if you can define the cereal you eat as "sugary snack", get better cereal.

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YiddishMcSquidish 0 points a year ago

Yes!

Normalize eating cereal without it being made soggy!

_(also check out my kit pics! She's giving adorable!)

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points a year ago

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incogshift 1 point a year ago

So, I was an evil psychopath since I was young. Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

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socsa -3 points a year ago

Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.

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bathing_in_bismuth 5 points a year ago

Milk bad Cheese good

/s

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UltraGiGaGigantic 3 points a year ago

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socsa 1 point a year ago

This but unironically

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bathing_in_bismuth 4 points a year ago

Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!

But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore

spoiler

BTW I love milk and cheese

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Poem_for_your_sprog 3 points a year ago

Yeah everybody hates Tony.

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blueberrycrumble 4 points a year ago

no, it's not. it's very common.

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Chef_Boyardee -13 points a year ago

Idiots drink milk.

How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey's teat?

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Cheems 3 points a year ago

WATCH OUT EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A CERTIFIED ALPHA SMEGMA OVER HERE.

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