The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.
It cuts and toasts!
They're re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive... https://youtube.com/@jeditalk
You never say no to bacta
That scene and that cute penguin that doesnโt want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging
The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.
Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk ๐
He's drinking half and half
When you start drinking in the morning you can't go all-in
Little of this, little of that
I don't remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.
At one point you've to prioritize your calories.
Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream???? > Milk
Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.
That's cause you're young.
When you get to the 50s you can't use cream, bur you doesn't stop to like white russian
only one of these could be called a hero.
leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.
and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.
Leon is a hitman, but he's also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.
The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he's pretty cool and that's enough for me.
The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):
[...] I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don't confuse the two.
Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
Now you're getting it!!
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But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
(And sometimes methanol, when it's DIY)
You mean faux?
And Misfits.
I've always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there's some part of growing up that they've missed.
TV Tropes has you covered for all your beverage based characterization needs: https://tvtropes.org/...
You sound like a high school student
I was considering just not replying to this but I decided that this mindset makes me too sad.
If an artist decides to include something in their work, it is likely going to be relevant in some way.
To use the stupid meme example of "the curtains were fucking blue" your teacher wasn't telling you that blue curtains = sadness, they were telling you to think critically about what the writer chose to include in the text.
"The curtains were fucking blue" can be a valid interpretation, but the issue is when people stop their thinking at that surface level and ridicule any deeper analysis of a work.
It's also not made for adults, it's literally baby food for mamals.
While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven't developed a lactose tolerancy.
Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.
Now I'm gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!
It's actually really easy, you put them in a blender with water and then squeeze them in a cheesecloth so the proteins come out. And you can make crackers with the dried leftovers.
But oat milk > almond milk and for that you do unfortunately have to milk thousands of tiny little oat titties.
Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them
Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.
Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans
Everything is made to eat, you just gotta make it
But that includes milk
Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols' fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk
Several cultures around the world did a lot of fucked up shit.
Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
No, cheese and yogurt are cool.
Can't we have some tolerance in this world smdh
Most of the world is lactose intolerance.
Only colder climates have been drinking it out of necessity and have developed tolerance.
https://www.researchgate.net/...
git gud intolerants
You forgot the third - those of us who are lactose intolerant and ignore it
you will call her!
I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.
My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol
The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA
Neither Homelรคnder nor McPoyle are represented. This is far from definitive.
Why btw ? I love milk
Probably something about moms tit or the lack of it.
Who said anything about cows ๐
It grows on teets!
c/woooosh
You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.
Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.
"You don't need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich." That's what you sound like.
Do that many people really never eat a cookie without milk? I eat milkless cookies all the time.
Milk is for babies and calves. I don't see other adult animals sucking titty milk
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Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.

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The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don't want to hear of course), let's add something not based on a fallacy:
There are a LOT of non-dairy based milk options. Not having dairy doesn't mean not having milks!
Personally I like oat milk the best. But I tend to try different kinds on whim and when I see them.
But of course, spreading tobacco smoke and reducing the IQ and creativity of the whole human population, which in turn causes them to be unable to find a proper replacement for the things that you are against, while also increasing the rate of ageing of everyone, is pretty cool.
Be honest, do you look for such activity?
Might have to now
minus the whole being a hired killer
Tiny little detail
"No women, no kids" is good enough for me.
Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong


That image will haunt the web until its end.
wtf xD

That's some good soup.
It came from cows with autism, so you know that shit's good.
Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!
I don't even smoke, but fuck you.
Where would one smoke? Should one instead permanently smoke damage the homes for the British aesthetic? Why not smoke outside where nature helps to cleanse and utilize proactively.
Does less damage than a car on a 5 minute trip, but that's only the rest of the modern world. It benefits the slothful.
"are you saying i should damage my home when i can just damage the environment and everyone around me and make it everyone else's problem instead?"
yes. deal with your own shit, or if you don't want to, don't smoke.
and your argument about cars is invalid on multiple fronts. first of all having worse things doesn't make anything okay. you can't punch someone out of nowhere and when called out on it say "well murders are more damaging so if anything I'm pretty chill". second of all I'm anti car as well and would ban all cars except public transport and emergency services if i had the say. fuck cars. but fuck smokers more. at least there's an imposed necessity for cars due to flawed infrastructure.
there's not only zero necessity for smoking but also no benefits and no redeeming qualities. I'd much prefer it if you were addicted to heroin because you can't do it all the time everywhere and there's no such thing as second hand shooting heroin.
How is me damaging a home that I rent in order to damage other's experience a better solution than just you know, using the carbon cycles that exist at a tangible rate?
Cars are a pollutant, the only ouright negative of smoking is pollution of lungs. However as you prefer heroin, maybe you are just outright wrong.
Other than that, ashes are good for the earth. If you use a filter then that's pollution, I don't.
Zero necessity is in my opinion wrong. I don't need these, but they historically and traditionally have been used as both heat sources in the cold. Meditative guides and casual incenses are just smoking but without even any outright pleasure.
Then again, you sound like a child of modernity and have not seen the aeons before you. You use the name pyre and know not the meaning. Hate for the smoke of which you would dispel.
Smoking outdoors pollutes just as much as the shitty opinions leaking from your brain.
If I had a nickel for every cigarette butt I've had to clean up off the ground at work, I'd be able to retire. Smokers are some of the most inconsiderate people out there.
โฆsaid the person crying about people drinking their minerals which shouldnโt affect you at all. Meanwhile coffee drinkers everywhere folding back lattes and frappes and weโre all perfectly fine with calling that adulthood. So Calm tf down.
I grew up with milk being the main dinnertime beverage, and I still drink it quite a bit. My step-son's gf clearly did not, and clearly thinks it's strange, but tries to be polite about it. She's asked me if milk is my favorite drink, if I feel like milk goes with most food, and a number of related questions. I think in her family, milk is something some people put in coffee.
I don't see how people physically eat cookies without a glass of milk.
Milk and coffee cake. Incredible. I know it's for pairing with coffee, but still.
Granted, I usually reach or oat/almond milk these days.
I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea
A glass of milk with lunch or dinner? Yeah, that's strange AF. Milk is for cereal and to put in my coffee. Nothing else. I use soy milk for both.
Proof! Science has spoken
Counter-counterpoint, Mengele.
I don't know what's funnier about this comment section... The people who seem to absolutely despise milk, or the big milk shills downvoting them all into oblivion.
normal people
Drinking cows milk is normalized for most people, yes. But normal is a strange word for artificially inseminating another species, getting them pregnant, killing their baby, stealing their mothers milk then killing her way before she gets old. When you could just blend some oats.
We live in a world where there are animals that take the place of other animals' tongue; where insects farm other insects; where parasites live in the skin of animals and different animals eat them, forming a symbiotic relationship; where predators often kill for fun.
Normal is the right word.
Ok thatโs a solid rebuttal around the โis it normalโ argument. Iโm personally still of the mindset that itโs โnormal but wrongโ. I wish weโd stop using normal to mean โgoodโ and stick with it meaning โpopularโ. Statistics!
Normal, natural and necessary are the three N's of Carnism. Also:
Vegan Bullshit Bingo #1:
Lions eat meat too
Yes, animals kill in the wild - to survive. We humans are, as opposed to predators or parasites, omnivores. We know how to grow crops, vegetables, etc. and cultivate fields. We have a choice, a conscience and we have ethics. Are you identifying with the intelligence and life situation of that of a lion or a tongue parasite? Do you also commonly ask yourself "What would a tongue parasite do in my place right now"? Are lions that kill newborns of other lions, for example, really good role models?
Vegan Bullshit Bingo #54
Well, humans just are on top of the food chain.
Shouldn't you take responsibility in the role of the stronger and be considerate with your power? Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you have to. Otherwise you could maltreat children, handicapped people and all other physically disabled people for fun. Of course we don't do that because it would be immoral. Why should this moral understanding suddenly no longer apply to other species? Wouldn't we also wish for mercy and compassion if tomorrow a species superior to us colonized the earth?
You're not allowed to say the truth and make milk boys feel weird.
"Udder Boys against the Oatification of Milk!"
Damn, I need to copyright that! :)
Oh, by "blending some oats" you mean: We sow out unnatural cloned mutant seed, then we spray it with literal poison over and over again to kill every plant and animal that isn't cloned mutant seed, we add growing agent that kills most nearby water organisms, then we harvest it, remove all of the healthy parts and grind down only the unhealthy fatty part. Next, we add tons of god knows what chemicals to achieve a consistency oats were never meant to have. Lastly, we add tons of highly industrialized suggar and lab grown taste chemicals so that our chemical cocktail doesn't taste like complete garbage.
See, two can play that game...
We artificially inseminate because it's healthier for the cows and more convenient. They would be pregnant just as often or even more in a natural herd. There is (almost) no baby killing going on. I don't know who told you that garbage. There's also no milk "stealing". Modern cow breeds give way more milk than is required to feed the calf. In fact, most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly (and no, this isn't just a problem for high performance cows).
You've never been even close to a real dairy farm and it shows!
You are right, I buy organic as often as I can to not support the spraying of poison. And I usually eat whole grains, as you suggested, as it is much healthier.
we add tons of god knows what chemicals
This ticks #9 of the Vegan Bullshit Bingo. I'm from Europe and our basic organic oatmilk comes with stuff made from algue, seeds and plant oils. This is used everywhere in foodprocessing. Look it up, no dangerous "chemicals" to be found. There are brands that add sugar and artificial flavor, sure. Udders milk has about 5% sugar (lactose) and oat milk usually doesn't transcends this.
There is (almost) no baby killing going on
Half of the newborns are male and killed for veal, no? And the females get to be raised, milked and killed after a couple of years, so McDonald's can sell you cheap beef burgers.
most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly
Vegan Bullshit Bingo #17: Cows need to be milked
We did that to them by breeding them like that. That's Bullshit Bingo #32.
Also, if you don't want to grow so much oat and soy because it destroys ecosystems and rainforests (#2), don't feed animals, feed people! We're losing like 80% of the calories by giving it to cows. Here is a graph from the BBC
I live like 200 meters away from a dairy farm, no shit. :)
What movie is top left?
For others who might not know the movies:
I absolutely will not! (Thanks!)
Top left is Get Out
Pretty good, give it a watch
Top right is Inglorious Bastard
It is awesome. Also you should watch The Good The Bad And The Ugly. At least itโs opening scene.
still mad how they screwed up my fave joke from the comic in this scene
"chicken parmesan isn't vegan?"
"yeah I think parmesan is a kind of animal"
He used to be one, now he's just ve-gone
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I guess the last question is if it's intentional or incidental?
Intentional. I live with my dad but there's not a ton of other family I'm in contact with.
Edit: unless you're talking about the clockwork orange theme in which case also intentional, big poster right at the entrance and all.
Do I get to be depraved and evil if I drink plant milk? I haven't had a glass lately, but that actually sounds refreshing.
No
I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.
Delicious though
And easily justified on keto. Recipe for disaster.
I donโt think that. I thinks big milk industry shaping a new narrative to make milk โcool-ishโ
Moloko Plus is much more than milk.
Pretty sure the word milk predates "brands" and "industry" by a few thousand years.
Can confirm, as far as I know, I am at least a bit psychopathic and I love a good glass of milk
Clearly Cows have finally infiltrated our media, this is unmistakably a Bovine Psyop Astroturfing Operation.
I for one welcome their utter dominance.
You could have written UDDER!

Look, I want you to know that I realize the mistake I made now and I am sorry
They're onto us...
Dated a mixed girl in college about the time "Get out" came out. We saw it in theaters, and on the way out she asked me "what is it with white people eating cereal without milk?" And for some reason both this statement and her's are both valid. I say this as a white guy who loves both milk, and eating cereal like snack crisps.
During breaks after lunch, my office coworkers all grab small bowls of cereal from the break room and just eat it dry.
I thought it was weird at first but the more I think about it, it shouldn't be. It's pretty much sugary snacks.
Yes!
Normalize eating cereal without it being made soggy!
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So, I was an evil psychopath since I was young. Thanks. I'm proud of myself.
Milk bad Cheese good
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Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!
But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore
BTW I love milk and cheese
Yeah everybody hates Tony.
no, it's not. it's very common.
Idiots drink milk.
How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey's teat?
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