Johnny Appleseed planting apple trees for kids to eat

7 months ago by ByteOnBikes to c/microblogmemes

Actually I looked up the real story of Johnny Appleseed and he was more about making hard cider and selling land. 🙃

bleistift2 117 points 7 months ago

You can’t take the seed of a tasty apple, plant it and expect the tree to have similarly tasting apples. If you want to duplicate a tree, you need to take a twig and graft it on top of an existing tree.

Source: MinuteEarth on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIajCqcvTg8)

[Edit: Previously, before I remembered that this video exists, I couldn’t remember the correct word for “grafting”. Hence Sidyctism II.’s response.

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prole 78 points 7 months ago

I love that grafting is real and it works. It always seems like straight scifi to me.

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unphazed 26 points 7 months ago

The real marvels are the ones where they graft apples, oranges, etc together. Expensive as hell and they don't survive as long though.

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Lianodel 4 points 7 months ago

There's an artist who did that, and created a series of Trees of 40 Fruit!

I think the trick is that it works better the more closely related the trees are. These use only stone fruits.

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Sidyctism2 39 points 7 months ago

Grafting?

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unphazed 20 points 7 months ago

Take a small branch of a tree you like, splice it using a technique, take a small young tree of same type but different variety, splice it, attach branch of variety you like, seal. Nurture it, and the branch uses the donor tree to pull up nutrients and water, and the branch then grows into a whole new tree. It's cloning, but grafting helps it move faster and without as much risk.

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bleistift2 5 points 7 months ago

They were responding to the original version of my comment where I asked what the technique was called.

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roguetrick 3 points 7 months ago

Grafting?

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zaphod 11 points 7 months ago

Well, you can just buy apple trees from a nursery, it's what farmers do.

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exasperation 32 points 7 months ago

Yes but that's because the nursery has already grafted the branches of a known-to-be-tasty cultivar onto that tree before putting it up for sale.

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ZJBlank 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I’d just rather pay someone who knows what they’re doing for it rather than fuck it up over and over again on my own

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jaybone 6 points 7 months ago

When grafting, do you need to remove any of the original branches? Or will the tree grow two different types of apples? Or some kind of hybrid?

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bleistift2 30 points 7 months ago

Any branches you don’t remove will still be the original tree. You can have a single tree that yields multiple varieties of apples.

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Jarix 4 points 7 months ago

Costco was selling fruit trees with multiple different fruits in it a few years ago. One cherry tree has 4 different cherries in it.

If I had a hard i would have bought one and put it in my yard

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driving_crooner -21 points 7 months ago

They're also soil, water and other conditions. Doubt a tree planted on a city is going to have the nutrients to give you tasty fruits

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JustJack23 36 points 7 months ago

There are plenty of fruit trees around towns here(eastern Europe).

And they do produce fruit. Pollution around major roads and things like dumpsters are a problem, but the trees are perfectly capable of producing tasty fruit.

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bleistift2 7 points 7 months ago path: 0 21739707 21740080 21740223, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
Catoblepas 1 point 7 months ago

There are fruit trees everywhere in LA, they’re just mostly in private yards.

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TheReturnOfPEB 89 points 7 months ago

johnny appleseed would also show up right after native americans were run off from their native orchards and declare those sapling riparian orchards his.

not a coincidence as his business was selling sour apple saplings to new immigrants.

johnny appleseed was a typical christian businessman using the chaos of genocide as a place to put his wallet and the marketing of a pot on his head to get notice.

and the US destroyed the last of the orchards that he claimed as his creation during Prohibition.

because usa.

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SlurpingPus 28 points 7 months ago

Apparently apples were primarily used for making booze right from the start of the country, which does indeed make Johnny Appleseed's story feel rather different.

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NaibofTabr 9 points 7 months ago

Probably not primarily booze, but vinegar. Prior to refrigeration and canning, food preservation was massively important. This meant salting, smoking or pickling. Apples that weren't good for eating were important as a source for producing vinegar.

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The_v 8 points 7 months ago

It was for cider. They drank a staggering amount of beer, cider and rum on a daily basis in the early 1800's. Cider consumption per capita in the was around 15 gallons/year. They drank even more beer and rum. They were also drinking around 5 gallons/year of distilled spirits.

Most people were what we would classify as functional alcoholics today.

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FlyingCircus 1 point 7 months ago

15 gallons per year comes out to about 6 pints per week. Not exactly staggering amounts, but combined with the spirits (and I’m sure they were drinking other stuff as well), it would definitely qualify for alcoholism today.

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Catoblepas 1 point 7 months ago

It should be noted that a lot of the beer they drank was ‘small beer’ with 1-2% alcohol, which you’d have to really try to get drunk off of and was more of a nutritional source than anything. Liquid bread.

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uienia 6 points 7 months ago

Primarily for cider. Of which you can make vinegar, but that was not the primary reason. It was cider, which was the most popular drink in colonial/early US.

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Corkyskog 6 points 7 months ago

If you know what brewing with apples and not having access to modern equipment, sanitation and yeast is like then I highly doubt they were in short supply of vinegar.

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wallabra 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that's... that's what they're saying.

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SpruceBringsteen 6 points 7 months ago

Washington was a big fan of apple jack, which is what you get when apple cider is freeze distilled.

Much of the US is experiencing prime weather for apple jack actually, though it's a little late to get a mash started in time for this weekend's weather.

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MrFinnbean 76 points 7 months ago

In Finland there is this law called jokamiehenoikeudet. Roughly translates into "everymans rights"

Everymans rights allow everyone to enjoy nature in regardless of who owns the land as long as it is done responsibly and without causing harm or disturbance. These rights apply to all people, including visitors.

You are allowed to: Walk, ski, and cycle freely in forests, fields, and other natural areas (as long as you do not damage crops or do it on somebodys yard). Camp temporarily on uncultivated land. Pick wild berries, mushrooms, and flowers (aslong as they are not protected.) Swim, row, and use waterways freely.

But you cant: Cause damage to nature, animals, or property. Disturb residents or invade privacy. Light open fires without the landowner’s permission. Drive motor vehicles off-road without permission. Harm protected species or take branches, bark, or timber from living trees.

So atleast in Finland if the fruit tree is not on anybodys yard or planted for a business use, you can eat the fruit and its not a crime.

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Dasus 45 points 7 months ago

It's all of Northern Europe, not Finland especially.

It's called "the right to roam" in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam

All Nordics, Scotland, and even some more central European countries like Switzerland and Czech Republic have variations of it.

And it is not the reason we don't plant fruit trees in cities. The reason we don't plant fruit trees in cities is theyre messy as fuck.

Just think of how often you see buckets of apples labeled "omenoita ilmaseksi!" in the fall. Because people want to clean up their yards of all the rotten apples. Imagine that on every sidewalk.

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MrFinnbean 2 points 7 months ago

Thats cool. I did know Sweden and Norway had something similiar, but did not know Scotland and the others. I did not bring those up, as i dont know how similiar they are.

Also i did not say anything that anybody should be planting apple trees anywhere. I was just saying what Freedom to roam is in Finland as i tought it was somehow revelant to the post.

Just think of how often you see buckets of apples labeled "omenoita ilmaseksi!" in the fall.

Im thinkin really hard, but i dont think i have ever seen sign that says that, but every now and then when there is good year my relatives tell me to come and pick the ones they cant bother to juice or make jelly.

Again, im not saying cities should be planting fruit trees, but just for an discussion i am going to argue for it.

I think you are somewhat hyperboling the messines of the trees. Of course if every single road side is covered with fruit trees its messy, but one or two trees in a public park could very well be nice. Even if nobody would eat any apples and they all would drop in the ground it would take what, an hour for city worker to clean it up. Cityworkers spends allready days on every autum cleaning leafs and redying the other plants for the winter. Few man hours in a year for keeping the trees well cut and cleaning any leftover fruits would not effect any city budgetwise.

I will also argue pre-emptivelly that eaten apple cores would not be big problem either. Atleast where i live, people bring their own snacks to the parks and they usually dont leave any garbage behind as long as there are enough thras cans nearby. Another argument could also be that it does not have to be messy plants. Where i live there are red- and blackcurrant bushes in park. I have also seen walnut trees in many countries (but as a dog owner i have to say in real life im against those, and as far trees go they are not really that clean trees) Also there are few towns here i know that has free community gardes, where city offers the tools and spaces and people can grow potatoes, carrots, peas or what ever they want aslongs as they being their seeds (and its not illegal). I would say in areas like those apple or pear tree would fit nicely.

If i wanted to argue against the fruit trees in public i would rather argue that many of them are heavy pollinators and especially in autum they will attract lots of bees and wasps. Both pollen and stinging insects at public places are bad for allergic people.

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Dasus 1 point 7 months ago

Have you ever lived in a house with an orchard?

I have. Three different one, actually. My back is still sore from having to clean them as a kid.

And the signs I talked about hang on every fence from here the nearest citymarket.

Both pollen and stinging insects at public places are bad for allergic people.

That as well, yeah. With it and their messiness, it's a noble thought to have "free food available" but it's only a small time of the year, nothing anyone can rely on for food (with an orchard it's still a huge job to preserve a significant portion of the fruit, jams, pies, etc). So perhaps it's just better to have neat trees and leave the fruit where there already exists infrastructure for it; supermarkets.

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amzd 0 points 7 months ago

not only are there way more people in a city to take the fruit, there are also way less insects so there would be much less fruit

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Dasus 1 point 7 months ago

When you buy fruit in the store, do you take the first apple you see, despite it clearly having fingerprints on it? Nah. You take the one behind it.

That applied to fruits in cities equals a ton of fking work cleaning up streets of rotting apples.

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hayvan 1 point 7 months ago

Right to Roam is one of those amazing things that outrage the fuck out of Americans.

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Bonsoir 67 points 7 months ago

The reason we don't do it today is because fruits would fall on the ground and people would complain it gets dirty. As stupid as that.

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exasperation 71 points 7 months ago path: 0 21740938 21741314, hotness: undefined, score: 71, children: 2
Semi_Hemi_Demigod 26 points 7 months ago

If you’ve ever walked through a spot with female ginkgo trees that are fruiting you’ll understand why. There’s way too many to eat and they’re somehow sticky and slippery at the same time

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JackbyDev 13 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I've got a persimmon tree and pecan tree, all the good stuff gets eaten by the squirrels, what's falls just makes a rotten mess.

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merc 9 points 7 months ago

Not just dirty, but the fruit falls on the ground which attracts bugs, rats, etc. that eat the fallen fruit.

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Grass 52 points 7 months ago

In my mom's hometown there are fruit trees literally everywhere. Everyone and their dog has them. The public areas have them. The forests have them. There are fruit all over the ground. Nobody 'steals' or gathers to sell. They make alcohol and share it with anyone that comes within line of sight like pokemon trainers forcing you to battle. Also all of the kids are sick of eating the fruit but if they feel like eating any they don't even have to pick it themselves because all the parents and grandparents will pick wash and even cut up the fruit and serve it on a platter with even the slightest hint of interest. I ate a lot of plums and pears and drank a fuckload of brandy.

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wolframhydroxide 16 points 7 months ago

What's the town? You can't just promise a bounty of food and not name-drop it.

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wieson 9 points 7 months ago

Sounds like somewhere in the Balkans.

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GreenShimada 4 points 7 months ago

100% agree with this. Plums, pears, and brandy - I'd bet Serbia or Bulgaria, maaaaybe Bosnia.

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SkyezOpen 6 points 7 months ago

I'm more interested in the moonshine battles. I don't think I can outdrink small town shiners but by jove I'll give it a shot.

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Korhaka 7 points 7 months ago

For legal reasons I would rather not give the location of the blackberry moonshine still that doesn't exist in my shed and can't be bought or made for under £50.

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FatVegan 36 points 7 months ago

I have a bunch of cherry tomatoes plants on the outside fence of my garden. And 6 kiwi plants. They produce so much fruit and i deliberately placed them on the roadside on a road where not a lot of people even walk by. You know, so people can take some fruits if they want. One day my neighbour came over and he was really concerned that people would steal my fruit. I explained to him that it's not really stealing when i even provide little containers to take some on the road or home. The conversation was way longer than i was comfortable with, and i don't think he ever understood the concept.

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bastion 1 point 7 months ago

..when the beast is intelligent enough to operate within civilization, but fails to grasp the basic concept of working together. ..or, when seeing threat everywhere, the concept of taking a nonthreatening stance seems nonsensical.

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joyjoy 27 points 7 months ago

I'd be worried about someone taking all the fruit from all the trees then selling it. 

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athatet 21 points 7 months ago

Too many trees to harvest them all. People won’t buy it when they can pick their own for free. If people see you taking ALL of the fruit, not just what you can use, they will stop you.

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kieron115 9 points 7 months ago

you're underestimating tweakers

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athatet 7 points 7 months ago

I underestimate tweakers not being able to sell fruit that people won’t buy?

I underestimate tweakers not being beat up when other people see them trying to take all the fruit?

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kieron115 1 point 7 months ago

No, not being able to steal all of the fruit.

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4am 20 points 7 months ago

That’s the point. Why have we allowed this to become a problem?

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zbyte64 3 points 7 months ago

Some problems are good to have.

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Duamerthrax 2 points 7 months ago

There's an issue with Wild Ramps. Very very difficult to grow in a garden to that point that no one does it. So if you want it, you have to harvest from the wild and the places they grow is limited for the same reason they're difficult to garden.

Foragers that find a patch growing either keep the spot a secret and harvest responsibility or it gets shared and over harvested to the point of destroying the patch.

Ramps aren't the same thing as a fruit tree, but I would be worried about randos breaking branches trying to harvest the fruits. You need to pick trees and shrubs that are resistant to that. Raspberry bushes have thorns, so maybe that?

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Manjushri 21 points 7 months ago

Your Johnny Appleseed comment reminded me of my favorite movie musical, Paint Your Wagon (1969) with Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin. And, yes, they both sing!

Elizabeth: Did you know that the Fenty's had an apple farm back in Pennsylvania?

Ben Rumson: Apple jack, huh?

Mr. Fenty: No, sir, we did not make apple jack.

Ben Rumson: Then, what did you grow the apples for?

Mr. Fenty: Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?

Ben Rumson: Whenever possible, yes.

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PrimeErective 11 points 7 months ago

Gonna paint our wagon
gonna paint it good
We ain't braggin'
We're gonna coat that wood!

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ZombiFrancis 7 points 7 months ago

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Gerblat 4 points 7 months ago

Gonna paint your wagon

Gonna paint it fiiine

Gonna use oil-based paint

Cause the wood is pīíîine

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Yankee_Self_Loader 2 points 7 months ago

Ponderoooooosa pine

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Corkyskog 21 points 7 months ago

Apple seeds have like a one in 10k chance of producing a sweet apple that is nearly as good as what else is on the market, and like one in 100k for it to be better. Every other one comes out to a nearly inedible crab apple.

Always seemed like a cool hobby to me if I somehow became rich. It's like a gamble that is just as much your time, as it is your money.

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hamid 26 points 7 months ago

yeah but if you grow an apple tree with crappy fruit you can saw off branches and graft good branches from a good tree onto it so that it produces good apples, that is how nearly all apple orchards are

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Strawberry 4 points 7 months ago

You can graft individual branches? :O

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scholar 7 points 7 months ago

You can graft different kinds of fruit as well so the tree can have some branches with one variety and different branches with another.

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87Six 4 points 7 months ago

Wait a minute

Are you telling me a tree can produce different types of fruit? Am I reading that right? A SINGLE tree???

What in the frankenstein bullshit is that????

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Rooster326 1 point 7 months ago

You can graft anything

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Korhaka 5 points 7 months ago

I don't know if that is really true. Yes apples will be different to the parent tree but I often eat from roadside apple trees which grew from discarded apple cores and plenty taste fine.

Yes I do have my favourite apple trees. Would be nice to get a press sometime tbh. Free cider! Maybe even calvados?

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Corkyskog 2 points 7 months ago

Then your lucky. I know someone who has an apple tree that's semi edible (most of the apples finish with a slight sweetness). I also know dozens of people whose apples are only really useful for cider. Its all technically edible if your tongue can handle the acidity and astringency.

Get a press, cider making is fun. Don't try to use a Jack Lallane juicer to feed through a couple bushells... Also don't ask me how I know that.

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Korhaka 1 point 7 months ago

Its tempting but they are not exactly cheap. Everything online that says "cheap and easy" clearly hasn't looked at the price of timber lately, or has a very different idea to me as to what cheap means. Often using tools I don't have too which doesn't help. Normal people don't have an entire workshop in their house.

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Corkyskog 1 point 7 months ago

Home depot has a small starter one for <50 near me that would probably be adequate if your not processing multiple bushells every year.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 3 points 7 months ago

they are still good for apple pies though.

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Zink 20 points 7 months ago

This is actually a great representation of the difference in culture I've seen between the US and visiting a couple places in Europe and particularly Sweden.

I don't know if actual public fruit tree orchards are a thing anywhere, but the general feel of "holy crap they can have nice things in shared spaces here" was everywhere.

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Pyr_Pressure 11 points 7 months ago

I know of a golf course which has orchard trees on it and golfers are allowed to eat as much as they want.

So rich people get free food but not poor people 😂

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ouRKaoS 5 points 7 months ago

Boots theory strikes again

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BaroqueBobby 6 points 7 months ago

There’s a park in Miami that is populated by fruit trees that people enjoy…and there’s an unspoken rule/law that any fruits that grow over a fence are fair game , just don’t climb my fence to steal my fucking mangos again Lisandra

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Zink 3 points 7 months ago

Upvoting and replying in solidarity against fuuuckin' Lisandra! ✊

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devedeset 3 points 7 months ago

There's sort of one in the US city I live in. The city manages it and as far as I know they don't care if you go pick a few apples. It is part of a public park that used to be a farm/orchard, then turned into a small golf course, then was partially sold off for housing development and the core farm/orchard area was either given to or bought by the city. It also has a community garden which always has a waitlist for new plots.

That's the weird thing about the US: we do actually have nice things, and communities that want to improve things. We also have suburbia hellscape.

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GhostPain 16 points 7 months ago

Correct, it was a land grab scam based on the laws of the time.

IIRC, if he planted trees it was then his land because he was using it, so he could then sell it for actual money. This was after the military had killed or chased out the natives who lived on it, of course.

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TheTechnician27 25 points 7 months ago

IIRC

You don't recall correctly, and I have no idea where you got that information. Appleseed actually was a successful businessman who bought some land, owning about 1200 acres (~5 km^2^), but by all accounts he was a genuinely good person, and I've never heard what you're saying (and not substantiating) that he did.

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papalonian 10 points 7 months ago

Ah but you see, their comment has the message of "capitalism bad", so it doesn't really matter if what they wrote is true.

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TheTechnician27 4 points 7 months ago

I'd go even further and say that this is more generic than capitalism/anticapitalism wish fulfillment. It's a desire to speak truth to power but without any of the effort or sincere curiosity to learn what that truth is. To have that truth condensed onto a smaller and smaller spoon until you don't even realize you're being spoonfed at all is the ideal.

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CheesyFox 1 point 7 months ago
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GhostPain -14 points 7 months ago
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FlexibleToast 6 points 7 months ago

I thought he made his name by basically being a consultant and helping others plant their trees. The law at the time was you had to grow X number of apple trees and the land was yours. That was because apple trees take multiple years to grow so it proved you were taking care of the land for multiple years.

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TheTechnician27 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah, Appleseed would generally move ahead of pioneers and start nurseries on land he thought would be settled. It wasn't some land shakedown scam like the original comment is implying; it was a very useful service that Appleseed would even forego payment for to those who couldn't afford it. Apples were a dietary staple on the frontier, often used for bartering, and sometimes, as you said, you even legally needed an orchard.

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in_my_honest_opinion -2 points 7 months ago

Well it was useful for the pioneers, however you have to acknowledge the massive genocide that was committed to make that land "available" to those same "pioneers".

Apples were a dietary staple in so much as they could be brewed into cider and the resulting mash was then used to bulk up food stocks as feed for invasive farm animals.

Your comments don't seem to address any of this. Why is that?

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GhostPain -7 points 7 months ago

"Consulatant": "Hey guys here's a way to lay claim to government land taken from the natives. Just plant a bunch of crabapple seeds like I did and you can claim to be "working the land", too."

I'm not buying any good intentions here, sorry.

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FlexibleToast 3 points 7 months ago

Did I say good intentions? Consultants get paid for their work.

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GhostPain -2 points 7 months ago

Dude, who knows where I saw it but Honest Opinion says he's a useful idiot and you're saying he's a successful businessman who bought land, completely ignoring the whole homestead laws of the day.

I'm too old and cynical to buy "he was a good person" in the US during that time frame. Sorry, not gonna happen.

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in_my_honest_opinion 8 points 7 months ago

Sorry for the YouTube link, if anyone can find it hosted elsewhere let me know I'll update my post.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aD_Tyj-wbC4

Johnny never really profited. By all accounts he was likely neurodivergent and Apple Trees were his special interest. His labor and efforts to educate others was leveraged by others to snatch land up and proof of improvement to the land for homesteading.

The US government was absolutely at fault for the genocide of indigenous peoples. But Johnny was at worse a useful idiot and at best a roving horticulturist who wasn't very good at owning land.

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GhostPain -15 points 7 months ago

Useful idiot or not, the fact is, according to The Technician at least, he was a successful businessman, so somebody is wrong here.

I'm too old and cynical to believe that it wasn't a scam, ND or not, and that doesn't absolve him from complicity.

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in_my_honest_opinion 8 points 7 months ago

Do you have any sources that support your argument?

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PapaStevesy 11 points 7 months ago

C'mon man, he's already established that he's old! Once you reach a certain age, facts don't matter, just fee-fees.

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GhostPain -15 points 7 months ago

Probably, but I don't care enough to look them up.

Factoids aren't my special interest any more since I became disabled.

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kali_fornication 5 points 7 months ago

more like johnny crappleseed amirite?

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Strider 15 points 7 months ago

Yup, this whole ownership thing is totally fubar!

(and yes, I do prefer to own things too, but there could be a healthy middle ground)

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Quill7513 12 points 7 months ago

private, public, and personal property are three different concepts. most anarcho-communists have no objection at all to personal property

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 5 points 7 months ago

BuT My tOoThBrUsH!!!

that why billionaires are good 🧠

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FlyingCircus 5 points 7 months ago

There are literally zero leftist ideologies who have a problem with personal property.

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Strider 5 points 7 months ago

Yes, I'm just saying before the 'they're taking your stuff!' people come out 😉

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Quill7513 10 points 7 months ago

saaame lol. it's amazing how certain political positions are like "you know how civilization is fundamentally structured around violence? what if… we just… didn't?"

and then people are like "THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR STRUCTURAL VIOLENCE, GET THEM!!!"

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Njos2SQEZtPVRhH 14 points 7 months ago

My garden, or what's left of it, is full of insects stealing it.

Ants can steal more than 10x their body weight in one go.

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sin_free_for_00_days 8 points 7 months ago

Over here it's small mammals and birds that get most of the yard tree fruit.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 8 points 7 months ago

Let me introduce you to my neighbor Mr. Groundhog.

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MoffKalast 3 points 7 months ago

Ants see it as legitimate salvage and will take you to court over it. Not worth the hassle tbh.

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bastion 2 points 7 months ago

Industrious as fuck, but no sense of other people's boundaries.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 0 points 7 months ago

CALL THE COPS!!!!!!

especially if those ants are black

/s it is so sad I have to specify a sarcasm tag here.

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boonhet 14 points 7 months ago

I wonder if that person would consider foraging for mushrooms and berries in the forest to be stealing as well.

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HugeNerd -1 points 7 months ago

It can be.

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JackBinimbul 4 points 7 months ago

Poaching on the king's land, you are!

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HugeNerd -1 points 7 months ago

Not all forests are public, and laws vary by location! Imagine that.

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JackBinimbul 2 points 7 months ago

Bro literally says "in public spaces".

Also; fuck private property and fuck the laws that protect it.

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Beacon 11 points 7 months ago

iirc Johnny Appleseed spread seeds so people could make alcoholic cider

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rumba 11 points 7 months ago

If you made public fruit trees, someone would try to pick them clean and sell it at a fruit stand 20 miles away.

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eestileib 11 points 7 months ago

In the Republic, Plato proposed that any citizen could eat fruit from any tree so long as they were sitting underneath the tree that bore the fruit.

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Tiger666 7 points 7 months ago

Then let's get rid of money.

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Ostrichgrif 7 points 7 months ago

Yeah I think the only way around that would be to plant so many trees that the fruit is basically worthless. Probably wouldn't work in places with high population density

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rumba 9 points 7 months ago

Rotting fruit is also a massive problem :) One of my relative had this HUGE fucking pear tree. When it hit pear season, they were begging people to come and take all they could. They would beg food pantries to organize, come and pick.

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Stabbitha 3 points 7 months ago

Have pear tree, can confirm. I used to fill my dumpster twice with rotten fallen pears. I figured out a new tactic though: let them fall, then leave the back gate open so the urban deer can come eat them.

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eestileib 3 points 7 months ago

Canning, freezing, salting, curing, drying, baking ... Aaaaaaaaa there are still more!

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immutable 6 points 7 months ago

This is true and has led to my new system for evaluating economic systems, what does it do with antisocial people.

Capitalism is interesting in that it actually has a plan for them. Let them be greedy little fucks and the system works for a while. Then they fuck everything up and the system collapses, either in a minor correction every couple of years or into fascism.

I would love for something like socialism or communism to work, but there’s this 1% that would pick the trees clean to better their own lot.

I don’t have any answer, but I have come to the conclusion that every economic and social system should only be considered viable if there’s a reasonable and compelling solution for what to do with the guy that wants to pick the fruit tree clean.

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Aatube 5 points 7 months ago

the anarchist solution is to abolish property, meaning picking the fruit tree clean wouldn't actually give you anything besides a bunch of rotting fruit and others will probably get angry and stop giving you the stuff they make

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PaintedSnail 4 points 7 months ago

Then no one has fruit. There is a non-zero percent of the population who would pick the trees clean for that reason alone.

Anarchy, like capitalism, works best when all the actors are rational. People are not rational.

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Aatube 1 point 7 months ago

this isn't a "people will manage the commons" argument; "that reason" is property itself which anarchism wants to abolish

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Petter1 5 points 7 months ago

By having a society with a culture that encourages empathy

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Nalivai 4 points 7 months ago

This happens in low trust societies with scarce resources and even scarcer empathy as the result. Also known as "that's why we cant' have nice things". However, not only it's absolutely not universal, I don't believe it's even the majority

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 10 points 7 months ago

Only practical issue, is that unpicked fruit falls and makes a mess. but I don't think it is a big issue, as we already tend to deal with leaf foliage falling in the fall, and no one complains about that. there is also the concept of botanical sexism which has been fucking everyone with allergies for decades. So I will 100% be in favour of using fruiting trees in urban areas.

Look at Valencia, they put orange trees in the streets. and it is a beloved Valencian institution.

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Bgugi 9 points 7 months ago

162 comments and not one about lemon stealing whores.

Not sure if I'm disappointed or just old.

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Magnum 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, porn released in 2006 on DVD and uploaded to the internet in 2007 ... You are surely very old ...

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RisingSwell 2 points 7 months ago

I mean, it probably makes them at least 30. Im almost 30 and it feels quite old.

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Magnum 3 points 7 months ago

I was working as a private investigator in Hawaii between 1980 and 1988.

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RisingSwell 1 point 7 months ago

Tv show as well I suppose

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postmateDumbass 8 points 7 months ago

Well, how do you like them apples?

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Rooster326 5 points 7 months ago

I like them free

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FartsWithAnAccent 8 points 7 months ago

Fun historical fact: Those apples were not for eating, they were for making hard cider.

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Agent641 6 points 7 months ago

Get the falling fruit app and you'll be able to find fruit trees in your area that are available for picking.

In my city, olives are PROLIFIC and I'm still eating last year's loved that I picked and brined

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MashedHobbits 4 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha I had a look and it lists the dumpster out back of Aldi near me.

" Dumpster (edible) Season January - December"

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Agent641 1 point 7 months ago

It does also list dumpsters that are viable for diving for food yes... But you can filter those out, if you want, I guess.

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MissJinx 4 points 7 months ago

We do have fruit trees in my country and it's even normal for people that live around parks to plant them. Funny enough I've never seen a homeless person taking a fruit, always families.

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ColeSloth 4 points 7 months ago

The seeds Johnny Appleseed used were sour and tasted like shit. They were used for making hard cider. No kids would eat them.

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captain_aggravated -3 points 7 months ago

Cider production requires very sweet apples, because you're looking for sugar.

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ColeSloth 4 points 7 months ago

It's not a debate. This is just you being absolutely wrong about something, but being too stupid to do like 5 minutes of research before posting it.

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notsosure 2 points 7 months ago

Because everything is owned by somebody?! Where’s the world coming too if kids are trained to be agro vigilantes?

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Retro_unlimited 2 points 7 months ago

When I lived in the city, we caught people trespassing all the time stealing our fruit off our trees.

They would walk up our private driveway, and walk on our path near our front door, then load BAGS full and leave. I called them out as thief a few times, but those Mother F@$@ people just give a smug look back. These people were Pure evil. So happy to move to the country.

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BanMe 6 points 7 months ago

Before getting off notoriously racist Nextdoor, I did see a few folks complaining about this, they couldn't harvest their own fruit crops because homeless folks would just come grab it all, usually before it was ripe enough to eat. This kicked off a big battle over who deserved the fruit more. Arguments that would have been better directed at the political leaders here who refuse to provide enough resources for the homeless. When we have to debate whether people can keep the fruit of their own trees, but we aren't building shelters or allocating food at the macro level, then we have fallen deep in to the libertarian trap.

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Retro_unlimited 13 points 7 months ago

It’s people with Mercedes and BMW that steal from our trees, not homeless.

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Bakkoda 5 points 7 months ago

It's pretty incredible, at least in the areas in the US where i have lived, to see who feels entitled to things and who does not.

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Rooster326 4 points 7 months ago

They didn't get rich by paying their fair shair...

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quantumcrop 1 point 7 months ago

Did you ever try peeing on them?

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Rooster326 4 points 7 months ago

I imagine they walk too fast.

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devedeset 2 points 7 months ago

My US city has a few parks with apple trees, herb gardens, and other edibles. I don't think there's any law or rule against people going out and harvesting small individual use amounts as long as you don't damage the plant. They do send out volunteer crews at harvest time (for the apples at least) and donate the harvest to food banks.

I don't buy rosemary because there's a bunch of parks around with rosemary bushes.

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cosmicrookie 1 point 7 months ago path: 0 21761889, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
Nalivai 2 points 7 months ago

A long time ago I visited Athens in January, it was relatively warm, but those oranges weren't sour as they suppose to be, they were bitter, which I actually love. They are amazing at giving you this jolt of energy when you walk the mountains.

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slothrop 1 point 7 months ago path: 0 21740116, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
JcbAzPx 1 point 7 months ago

Well, yeah; trees planted from random apple seeds are most likely to bear crabapples. Nobody was going to be eating them.

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Saapas 0 points 7 months ago

NTA. Your park, your rules 

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