Am medicated 🤷🏻

a day ago by Viking_Hippie to c/adhd

essell 55 points a day ago

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

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kungen 26 points a day ago

When he's dead tho? 🤨

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essell 5 points 15 hours ago

Of course.

Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

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xylol 7 points a day ago

How is it running the place?

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essell 3 points 15 hours ago

Its great now there's no rich people here.

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subverted_per 29 points a day ago

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

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SolacefromSilence 12 points a day ago

Go on

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subverted_per 6 points a day ago

Don't tempt me

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teslekova 5 points a day ago

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

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subverted_per 3 points 16 hours ago

I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.

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aramis87 23 points a day ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

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xylol 21 points a day ago

Increased shareholder value

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thoughtfuldragon 15 points a day ago

Do laundry every week

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devfuuu 1 point 11 hours ago

Look at you being highly efficient...

I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.

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thoughtfuldragon 2 points 10 hours ago

thanks it's a fairly recent development

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Dzheyk 14 points a day ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

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hemko 13 points a day ago

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

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yelling_at_cloud 11 points 18 hours ago

'm not in the Epstein files

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kibiz0r 11 points a day ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

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empireOfLove2 10 points a day ago

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

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SolacefromSilence 11 points a day ago

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

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atrielienz 5 points a day ago

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

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tomcatt360 7 points a day ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

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AZX3RIC 7 points a day ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

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Tower 3 points 19 hours ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.

Burnt toast?

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Sadbutdru 3 points 18 hours ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.

Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?

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Magnum 3 points 19 hours ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

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nnachtigal 3 points 21 hours ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available

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Warl0k3 2 points 12 hours ago

"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."

... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.

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d00ery 2 points 3 hours ago

Lol also used the auto complete

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.

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FreddiesLantern 10 points 20 hours ago

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

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NihilsineNefas 7 points 19 hours ago

Furry convention is going well then?

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FreddiesLantern 3 points 14 hours ago

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Formfiller 9 points 21 hours ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

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autonomous 9 points a day ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔

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ThanksObama 9 points a day ago

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins 
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BucketBong 6 points a day ago

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

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hdnsmbt 9 points a day ago

...never said I was.

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Agent641 9 points a day ago

Stopped trying

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joeljoelle 8 points a day ago

make myself laugh

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billwashere 7 points 14 hours ago

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

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Viking_Hippie 6 points 11 hours ago

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Whats_your_reasoning 7 points 15 hours ago

… learn from my mistakes.

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atrielienz 7 points a day ago

Forced myself to socialize.

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altphoto 7 points a day ago

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

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Reverendender 6 points a day ago

Frame from Morbotron

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altphoto 3 points a day ago

Oh yes I'm does!

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rovingnothing29 6 points a day ago

'm fabulous.

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lookingforanALFpolycule 6 points a day ago

Don’t eat corpses

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Viking_Hippie 1 point 11 hours ago

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yermaw 5 points 10 hours ago

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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Happy_Doofus 5 points a day ago

'm not perfect.

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Bipauler 5 points a day ago

Ain't dead yet

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Viking_Hippie 1 point a day ago

I feel happyyyy!

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AngryCommieKender 5 points 13 hours ago

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

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01189998819991197253 3 points 3 hours ago

"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."

ADD has made us superheros!

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RememberTheApollo_ 5 points 14 hours ago

Use Lemmy.

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bluesheep 5 points 15 hours ago

am getting help

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Triumph 5 points a day ago

Also hate myself.

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SubArcticTundra 4 points a day ago

Forced myself to shower

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kindnesskills 4 points a day ago

am very aware of my weaknesses.

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parity 4 points a day ago

have a great ass.

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BoosBeau 4 points 10 hours ago

... eat ass.

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Viking_Hippie 3 points 10 hours ago

🫡

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Zeusz13 4 points 20 hours ago

'm kind and interesting

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onnekas 3 points 18 hours ago

... bothered to write this comment.

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fodor 3 points a day ago

know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.

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monkeyman512 3 points 8 hours ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

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bfg9k 3 points 15 hours ago

Ate breakfast today

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01189998819991197253 1 point 3 hours ago

Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though

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tacosanonymous 2 points a day ago

am really obnoxious about it.

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Professorozone 2 points 4 hours ago

But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?

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ironycanal 2 points 21 hours ago

Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘

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laranis 1 point an hour ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

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cute_noker 1 point a day ago

Have no self control

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SubArcticTundra 1 point a day ago
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kaklerbitmap 1 point a day ago
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Wizard_Pope 1 point 19 hours ago

at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 15 hours ago
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MonkderVierte 1 point 16 hours ago
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Kattiydid 1 point an hour ago

Have a nice butt

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CapuccinoCoretto -2 points a day ago

...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.

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