man

every Command Line Interface Tool

(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF's )

jq, ed

The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

Bro literal said "No bitches?" 😭😭😭😭

wait until you hear of libpipi

You're right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

Green is my pepper.

GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP

You mean ClitMouse

It's the Command Nubbin'

I used to call it the pointing nipple

There really is no drama like programming language drama.

Once a couple employers ago, I got an email from IT admins demanding that I uninstall that "game".

The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.

Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!

Wasn’t it named after Norton Commander?

PCManFM (rare LXDE W)

Oh, a hybrid of dolphin and an emu. What a wonderful idea.

To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies

Jack is potentially the most sensibly named.

Is pipewire pipe or wire? Only the gods are allowed to know that.

Lumberjack or woodpecker honestly would have been better names since file systems are basically trees

You can explore file system, but how would you dolphin it?

I always loved the logically escalation with konquerer

libass

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

This is such an underrated joke.

And that's why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

Ironically nextdoor is actually pretty active, but goddamn is it a toxic cesspool of fascism. I can't even try on that platform anymore. I tried for a few months, and naw. I don't like surrounding myself with willfull ignorance.

"noooo i can't read corporate slop from government agencies and my favorite ragebaititng influencer news on Mastodon nooo, must read Xitter!!!"

It's still the best social media for anything worthwhile.

I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣

I know that I’m just one person, but I find it interesting how I’m always online but never using twitter, ever, for anything. I’m not even trying to avoid it. And yet, it’s so damn popular. I just hate the format.

I wonder if Twitter just hung onto market share in India while it hemorrhaged users in the anglosphere? IIRC we've seen this with Facebook in a few places. Basically everyone I want to follow moved to Bluesky or at least is posting their content there too - there's a few local governments that are stuck in 2010 technologically due to indifference or lack of budget that still only post stuff to Twitter but that's fairly unusual, but is infuriating enough for people to post about it.

Followed by the tastefully named Snesticle

I remember the grainy low bit icon of a testicle on Windows.

i was familiar with zophar's domain, yes.

edit wait fuck. sleep will help with reading comprehension, yes.

And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it’s about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.

Ah yes the ncm program. Used to give my brain half a stroke trying to remember the full name.

You mean RCPSX3? Or 4, the scam?

I memorized it as "PSP, but doubled"

Somehow, I perfectly remember ncmpcpp (what does any of that even mean? something with C++ I guess?) but struggle with lighttpd (light+httd+daemon).

Is that a command to summon the cats? PPSSPP PPSSPP

dyslexia may be a factor

It would have to be some horrid acronym for something like KDE Library Integration Tool Offering Recursive Integration Services or some shit.

It's pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn't seem like a nipple to me ;)

It's called Windows app on Windows now as well. But they also have remote desktop still, and they're not intercompatible.

Microsoft truly are terrible at naming things. They always have been. Remember XBone?

I feel like they made the app for this exact purpose and are proud to say it.

Common dictionary words are not trademarkable. In fact, if an existing trademark becomes common in speech it becomes genericized and the trademark is lost. One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro.

That, and you've got to remember how big iPods were at the time. In 2007, it was weird that Apple was entering the cell phone market. The iSomething branding basically saved the company in 2001 with the iMac and iBook, the iPod was the first electronics gadget I ever remember being worn as a status symbol, the first that got treated like designer clothing or shoes. That "I have an iPod, and you have...whatever that is." White headphone cords were a fashion statement. The Motorola Razr phone got the same treatment before the iPhone.

At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.

Wetware feature.

https://github.com/...

The name is being changed.