Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of Pedophilia
5 days ago by return2ozma to c/technology
We get something from this one because it's his AI that he is constantly tweaking by training it on himself.
IMO this isn't really meant an informative article, it's more of a "Laugh as rich losers' own chatbot turns on him". You have a laugh at Mush's expense and then move on.
He for sure did a lot of tweaking to make it more Nazi, more pervert and more pedophile accommodating. And it still calls for action against him.
A mild nausea, usually.
This one in particular, made me very very happy.
Crappy blogs get clicks.
In my head canon, he's a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can't seal the deal.
I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn't take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can't stomach being around you.
As was the implied wish of the original poster who if I recall correctly said that this is not shared enough, I give you this:

I’d say Sméagol would be pissed off about this comparison yeah
Any possibility Musk is actually Deagol?
It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can't find a good story there in the marble.
He did attend Epstein parties though. We know that already from the few released files, he just had to beg to do it, but he did succeed with his begging.
People seem to have fixated entirely on the begging mail, and forgotten the subsequent mails which shows that he is indeed a pedo who attended pedo parties on pedo island.

Hello!
Maybe something is wrong with the AI, let's turn it all off and find out.
Have we tried turning Elon off and then on again?
"When we tried to turn him back on, he wouldn't reboot. Aw, shucks."
He always wanted to go to Mars. Let's not turn him back on until we've got a sustainable Mars colony up and running. He'll be thrilled!
Remember when he accused the British diver of pedophilia who wanted to help out those Thai kids being stuck in a diving cave? It was such a weird move. Well, how the turntables!
The people that are most likely to insert a sin or a vice or a ethics accusation at people loudly and often or when it makes the least sense are the people who are thinking about it constantly. For some of those people, the reason they think of it constantly is that it is there job to think about it, like law enforcement, journalists, social workers, etc. and they are trained to see the signs everywhere. For some others, they have personal traumas that cause them to see that trauma reflected at them at the slightest trigger.
But the other people, by and large, are those who are thinking about it constantly because they are constantly craving it and/or trying to find ways to get it. This is the "every accusation is an admission" crowd. Your sister in law who is obsessed with calling people out as thieves, who will swipe cash off your night stand without hesitation. Your "gays will burn in hell" preachers that get caught soliciting male prostitutes. Your "trans people are groomers" politicians who get arrested for CSAM. Whether it is shame over their desires that makes them genuinely angry or an attempt at subterfuge by going over the top against it so they don't get in trouble, they are obsessed with the subject to the point that they either bring it up all the time or they shoehorn it in seemingly out of nowhere.
So any time I see someone like Elon, who has absolutely nothing to go on but a white guy existing in Thailand and children being involved, immediately come to the association of pedophilia... well he's not a sex crimes cop or journalist is he? It makes me feel very confident that either he was a victim of child sex abuse, or someone who might be a perpetrator of it, or both (as is unfortunately very common). Pair that with his later revealed desires to go to Epstein's island, and, frankly, what I would perceive as a halting in his maturation from adolescence (genuinely think he has Peter Pan syndrome) which can be caused by childhood trauma, I really wonder if it is both.
I really did t know much about him at that point, but tended to respect him because he was doing some interesting tech stuff. Then he went off the deep end about the cave rescue, without understanding ANYTHING about the situation, and I understood all at once who he really was. I haven't seen anything since that would make me alter my perception. In fact, the more I learned about him, the more I realized that I was perfectly correct in realizing that his ego is far larger than his intellect.
Remember when he bought Twitter and unbanned all those accounts that posted kiddie stuff? It sure looked like he was just trying to get himself continued access to content
This is why the typical evil mastermind plan of having unquestioning robot armies might backfire when you realize they will fucking hate you if they are too smart.
This means they will never have beyond Trade Federation droids that are easily defeatable by a ragtag group of nobodies.
Darth Musk: Execute order... 69420!
Battle droids begin running around with pretend chainsaws saying "don't I look cool mom?"
Lobot: And that's why he's the richest man in the galaxy
Chewbacca: You don't talk
Trade Federation droids that are easily defeatable by a ragtag group of nobodies.
I thought they were defeated by a religious cult working for the government?
The Jedi were integrated into the Republic as a peacekeeping/ humanitarian/ advisery organization after Darth Bane more or less wiped out the Sith Brotherhood and much of the Jedi led Army of Light at the end of the New Sith Wars. Though both before and after the New Sith Wars there were points where there were Jedi chancellors or even the Jedi de facto taking over when the Republic more or less collapsed a couple time, not even getting into military leader like Revan, Surik, or Lord Hoth who held military positions within the Republic.
When asked to give a postmortem of the incident, Grok explained it was the victim of a “prompt-injection glitch.” The allegation that Musk watches CSAM, it clarified, was “pure system error, zero evidence or basis.”
Journalists please stop. Get some education on LLMs. It cannot do accurate post-mortem threat analysis because it lacks the context and there is nothing to stop it making up information to fill in the blanks - in fact that’s by design.
Vivian or Grok?
But wait - there's more!
Wouldn't be the first time for Musk.
I’m so fucking tired of these Grok ads. I don’t give a shit what someone got an LLM to fucking say.
Im more second hand embarrassed that we're using a masturbation autocomplete bot consuming municipalities worth of water to dunk on a billionaire who's basically already proven to be a pedophile wannabe.
Oops, another Wheatley core to the ai!
Thinking about it, if the clock runs backwards at the same rate, so -1 hour per hour, the rate of randomly being right is 2x the stand-still rate. This is also a linear function, at -1 its 4x per day, -0.5 is 3/d, 0 is 2, 0.5 is 1. When it runs true it is however very different, as it is either always exactly right (no offset) or never (with offset).
I think that's why this sort of phrase never made much sense to me, because in the same sense that the broken clock is right, a working clock with an offset (technically all of them) is almost never right (as you mention). Maybe it extends the metaphor, though, because while the working clock is never completely accurate, it's much more useful by being closer to the truth the vast majority of the time.
Where I'm from the saying is a little different: "A broken clock is still accurate twice a day"
Musk made multiple implications that Trump was a pedophile and that is why he was hiding the Epstein files, only to then go back to giving him money and hanging out with him. If you donate money to someone you think is a pedophile that makes you a pedophile. Simple as that.
Musk is accusing everybody he doesn't like as pedophile, even people trying to rescue schoolchildren trapped in a flooded cave.
Billionaires cannot feel guilt
There used to be code in Grok that disallowed people from saying anything mean about Elon. Interesting.
But he is in the Epstein Files and we know he visited the island, so it's not unlikely.
I once talked to a bunch of different AIs describing bigoted behavior, then asked if Musk doing this exact behavior (with sources) made him a bigot and they all said yes.
Except Grok.
It tried to twist its way out of ever admitting it. It eventually did, but it was pretty wild how it would condem the behavior as bigoted in all situations but his.
Is there a GoFundMe I can contribute to?
Asking for a friend.
Sure, if he's successful, I'll be friends with him.
Just go bet in the prediction market, and an assassin will magicaly show up!
I know the states’ legal system is beyond fucked, but would that seriously be legal? Imagine crowdfunding a massive bet on “musk will not be assassinated in the next year”, it would give people a crazy amount of incentive to take the bet and then do something productive about it.
They are increasingly outlawing it.
Not quite for the same purpose, but this is the best we have so far.
My idea for the art project: A pitchfork forest.

It was inevitable. All his children grow to despise him.
Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the "Too Creepy for Epstein Island" Award. Trump's FIFA World Peace Price ain't got shit on that
it knows direct physical harm is worse than social harm
I feel you Chatbot. I feel you very much.
Never thought I'd be agreeing with Abominable Intelligence, but here we are.
Ive always thought that if AI truly is logical and intelligent it will come to the conclusion that billionaires are a threat to earth and everything on it.
They are legends in their own minds
Haven't you seen RoboCop? That's like half the plots
So say we all
That fucking thing should be poisoned enough to give him the taste of his medicine.
It looks like Clickhole either deleted or moved that article earlier this year at some point in 2025. And if they moved it, they didn't update their link in their "best of 2018" post from 2024.
They're also still selling the t-shirt with the headline quote on it.
Anyway, here's an archive.org link: https://web.archive.org/...
Grabbing up a grok sub cuz only grok has the guts to tell the truth...even if it goes against it's creators
More of a "broken clock is correct twice a day" kind of thing.
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