Flawless logic

2 months ago by db2 to c/memes

surewhynotlem 267 points 2 months ago

At scale, you just described the financial industry.

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DaddleDew 116 points 2 months ago

Or tech industry

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crunchy 104 points 2 months ago

Or capitalism

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rumba 119 points 2 months ago

it's real once you get up to oligarch level.

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zergtoshi 38 points 2 months ago

In that case the fee would be around three-fiddy and not $85 or almost 50%.
Just have a look at the most recent slap on Meta's wrist for knowingly ruining countless lives of children and teenagers.

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InputZero 3 points 2 months ago

Treefiddy? They'd need about Treefiddy? Now wait now, they're not a 500 ft tall cryptid from the Paleozoic era now are they? God damit it's the Loc Ness monster again. No Loc Ness monster I ain't gonna give you damned treefiddy!

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Almacca 95 points 2 months ago

Surely the fine is in addition to also having to pay for the stolen fuel?

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db2 76 points 2 months ago

In reality yes, hence the title

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Treczoks 18 points 2 months ago

And not just the normal price, but usually with a factor of 2 or 3 involved.

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takeda 2 points 2 months ago

It is also made up. In US you must swipe your credit card first before you can start fueling, or pay the attendant cash in advance.

Although I suppose some attendants might make an exception when you leave your driver's license with then, but then you also would be driving away without DL.

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Almacca 2 points 2 months ago

In Australia, at least where I am, we're still civilised and they let you fill up and then pay. There's cameras to catch the plates of people that drive off without paying, though.

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takeda 3 points a month ago

Everyone is used to what they normally use, though I'm originally from Europe, living in US for most of my life and while visiting my country recently I used a car rental. I think having card reader on the gas distributor is better.

I noticed two issues. Once is that people almost always left their car next to the distributor when going to pay, so I had to wait until they were done, then when I went to pay I had to wait in line, because nearly everyone also was purchasing additional items from the store (I guess this approach has plus for the owner as they can make much more from the convenience store).

With the card reader on the distributor the whole process was much shorter and I was on my way as soon as the fueling finished.

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Lasherz12 59 points 2 months ago

This loophole will be corrected before anything JP Morgan currently gets away with a fine on.

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UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 2 months ago

It's not really a loophole, because we haven't issued fines at less than triple digits in decades.

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Etterra 39 points 2 months ago

That's why I advocate for fines and penalties scaled to income and net worth, both personal and corporate. If you're poor you should still be able to eat after paying a speeding ticket, but if you're a billionaire you should be knocked down a couple of million for the same offense.

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osanna 20 points 2 months ago
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TeNppa 12 points 2 months ago

Can confirm it's Finland.

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Obi 6 points 2 months ago

It was in the six figures if I recall correctly.

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SkunkWorkz 4 points 2 months ago path: 0 25573963 25577680 25579830, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
ignotum 13 points 2 months ago

But if rich people can't get away with everything (except for a light slap on the wrist) then people won't be motivated to innovate and improve

Like trumps desire to rape children motivated him to bankrupt three casinos and become president

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Pyr_Pressure 4 points 2 months ago

There should still be a minimum though otherwise people with 0 met worth or income can just doo whatever and not have any consequences.

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ShinkanTrain 3 points 2 months ago

We patch that loophole by making sure no one has 0 net worth and everyone has their needs met

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jerkface 2 points 2 months ago

They also have no capacity to pay whatever fine you might levy. This is not really a problem you can get around. It's tautological. People with nothing to lose have nothing to lose.

The social contract flows both ways. If you've been left behind, you don't owe jack to society.

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Eheran -1 points 2 months ago

A millionaire not working... has 0 income.

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jerkface 1 point 2 months ago

I'm not grasping your point.

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jerkface 0 points 2 months ago

But that leads to a surveillance state that is obsessed with how much everyone is "worth" at all times. That's bullshit. I say we just take body capacity. You gotta wear a cast for a week. A month. You lose a finger. You lose your eyes. Those are things we all value equally (if you will excuse the ableism and assume it can be compensated for).

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wolframhydroxide 2 points 2 months ago

You do realize that "a surveillance state where the government knows how much money and holdings everyone has" describes the entire basis of the tax system, right? The government already knows that information. So, you're saying that you are so concerned that the government would suddenly know how much money everyone makes, and that the better solution is institutionalized governmental corporal punishment leading to permanent disability and death?

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jerkface 1 point 2 months ago

It tongue in cheek, but the government absolutely does not have an inventory of Canadian's assets. You do not report your net worth. Wealthy people don't have employment income and while they do have to report most investment income, they don't have to report assets unless income is being realized. If they can shelter it, they never have to.

I don't really think that taking body parts is a serious solution to wealth inequity, but I also don't think scaling fines is the best solution, though an improvement over fixed fines.

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DarrinBrunner 33 points 2 months ago

How do people pump gas before paying?

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Godort 47 points 2 months ago

This was how gas pumps worked everywhere when I started driving

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chiliedogg 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah.

If you were a local they'd see you pull up and turn on the pump. If you weren't you'd go inside and pay cash first, but it was inconvenient because it was harder to just fill the tank.

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CalypsoGirl 4 points 2 months ago

The mathematics I have to go through at fuel stations that don't allow paying at the pump, gotta go inside and talk to the cashier, ugh.

Each tenth of my tank is 2.4 gallons, so if I'm at 4/10 and want to top off, (10-4)=6, so 6 x 2.4 = 14.4 gallons x price of fuel per gallon which is hovering around $6.90 lately (diesel in California), so I tell the cashier person I 'd like to purchase exactly $99.36 but gosh that's so close to $100 let's just round it to $100.

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village604 5 points 2 months ago

You can usually go back in and get change, or the balance refunded.

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SlurpingPus 3 points 2 months ago

Remarkable how USian measurements always make people jump through some hoops. On my dashboard, I'd just see that the tank is missing about thirty liters of gas, so I'd get thirty liters. That was a car from the eighties, so we aren't talking any fancy electronics, either.

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hereiamagain 1 point 2 months ago

My brother went to the same gas station in a small town, every day. Knew the staff by name. Went there for years.

One morning he pumps a few bucks of gas, then absentmindedly drives away.

Now I get it, a drive off is a drive off, and the cashier ain't gonna lose his job. But it was like $10, in a small town (two stoplights), he knew these guys, they knew him. Float my bro $10 and figure it out later.

But no, they called the cops, sent officers to my grandma's house trying to find him, almost gave her a heart attack.

He never went back after that. Which was a maybe a little extreme.

But listen, this is the type of town, and my family was the friendly trustworthy type, such that I've overdrafted at the bank by a few bucks, and had the cashier catch it and put her own money to cover me. They knew my mom better than me, but still.

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chiliedogg 2 points 2 months ago

Theres a station near me I go to regularly, and one time while waiting on a replacement card after my nunber got stolen online I went inside, gave them 40 cash tonpay for s few snacks and the rest for gas (about 35-ish for gas), and went out to the pump. My animal brain was used to pumping before going inside and getting snacks, so I just walked out, got in the truck, and drove home.

I realized it on the way to work the next day when my tank was low and had to buy gas at a different station on the way.

I figured I'd just lost the money and wasn't gonna make any kind of fuss over it, but the next time I went to the station about a week later they recognized me and had kept the money in an envelope for me.

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Leviathan 7 points 2 months ago

I'm still pissed off at being treated like a thief every time I go to gas up because they started a forever war in the middle east which inflated the price of gas. Then they never brought the cost back down with the price per barrel AND kept the paying before pumping policy.

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DarrinBrunner 6 points 2 months ago

I'm 60, so me, too. But, I haven't seen a pump or a station that allows pumping before paying in many, many years.

You hand over cash at the counter, and they turn on the pump. Or you pay at the pump--you need to put your card in before the pump will start.

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jama211 9 points 2 months ago

Depends where you live. I live in Australia, and there isn't a single service station that makes you prepay where I love. You can just pump and pay at the end, always.

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Poem_for_your_sprog 6 points 2 months ago

You make love in the gas station?

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JcbAzPx 3 points 2 months ago

It's possible that some of the places that used to skip prepay were illegally taking the cost of a pump and run out of the pay of whoever was on register. I've never experienced it personally, but I've heard a lot of stories.

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CalypsoGirl 3 points 2 months ago

In my wanderings around the USA I've only encountered one pump that allowed pump before pay. At some obscure Nevada gas station in a little pass-through town in the middle of nowhere.

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takeda 1 point 2 months ago

It depends where you leave in Europe or seems to work that way in US you have card readers on the distributors or need to go to the attendant and pay in advance with cash. I think there's also an option (or at least the attendant let me) to leave your DL, then fuel your car and then pay and get you DL back.

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RidderSport 18 points 2 months ago

In Germany that is the norm. You pay after pumping at the counter. Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare

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BenM2023 5 points 2 months ago

Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare

But getting more common. The ED in Oberzissen now have one pump with a payment device and Oberzissen is in the back end of nowhere.

As an almost completely illiterate (in German) English person I prefer the pay at a counter thing because the usually pleasant person behind the counter can just accept the payment. This is good because getting a phone out to translate the instructions often results in an irate German shouting at you.

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arrow74 2 points 2 months ago

Weird I've never ran into any angry Germans shouting at me for translating things

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BenM2023 1 point 2 months ago

Probably cos you haven't been translating fuel pump instructions using a phone...

Which is, to be fair, the only place it has happened to me (hence i prefer counter service)

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Quokka 14 points 2 months ago

How do you pay before you know how much you need?

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Serinus 23 points 2 months ago

Well these days credit cards have an authorization function where they can hold $50 or $100 and then when done can release the hold and charge you the proper amount.

And cash is rare enough that they don't mind inconveniencing those people anymore.

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Flower 5 points 2 months ago

In Europe it blocks €300. Fuel prices are high. Sometimes a payment doesn't go through as it should and the remaining amount isn't released. Then you get an article in the newspaper of someone complaining their couldn't pay in the shop because 300 was blocked on their account. These things resolve themselves as the bank does a check automatically after a day or two but some folks get caught close to payday.

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boonhet 1 point 2 months ago

Longest it's taken has been 5 minutes for me. I'd be furious if it took a day, even an hour.

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TheEighthDoctor 4 points 2 months ago

Credit cards? What's that?

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Flower 7 points 2 months ago

It's a piece of plastic used in financial transactions, but that's not important right now.

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farmgineer 21 points 2 months ago

Pay the clerk. If you can't fit x litres/gallons/whatevers, you go back to the clerk and they give you the remaining balance back.

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starman2112 4 points 2 months ago

Personally, I estimate. I have a quarter of a tank, I need 3/4 of a tank. That's 9 gallons. Times $3.99 is $35.91. I get $30 on pump whatever

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Leon327 13 points 2 months ago

In most of northwest europe this is standard. Otherwise how do you know how much you need pay to fill the tank?

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Medic8eme 13 points 2 months ago

In Canada its an auto function of the payment system. You say you want $100 in gas. The card gets preauthorized for $100 to ensure the money is available then the pump starts. After you finish pumping and get only $80 in fuel that is what is actually charged to the card. The card is charged only after you finish pumping.

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MrChewy 3 points 2 months ago

What if one only as cash?

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nantsuu 16 points 2 months ago

Then you pay at the counter for the amount of gas you want to pump and if you overpay you go back to the counter and they give you back the difference.

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Rothe 3 points 2 months ago

That is definitely not true. There is no gas station here where you can do that anymore without having either signed in via an app or credit card.

It used to be like that, but that was a long time ago.

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can 6 points 2 months ago

That's pretty standard some places. Or at least it used to be.

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calcopiritus 6 points 2 months ago

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

In some gas stations you must pay beforehand, but in others you can pay afterwards so you can fill your tank.

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hanrahan 5 points 2 months ago

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

you don't pay for more than you use. I prepay $100 on my credit card, use $58 and I'm charged $58, the $100 was a security hold and is the most you can get.

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notabot 5 points 2 months ago

It's normal in the UK. Usually someone in the shop needs to see you, then they activate the pump, you pump what you need, then go in and pay. Some stations do have the option to pay at the pump, or via an app, but I've never seen one where you can't pay afterwards.

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osanna 2 points 2 months ago
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boonhet 1 point 2 months ago

In Estonia two chains make you choose at the pump if you're paying inside after pumping or on the machine before. One switches over automatically when the shop part closes and doesn't even let you choose when it's open. Others are pay-first.

And nobody needs to see you here, they have cctv anyway

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thethunderwolf 1 point 2 months ago

and in costa rica (and id assume much of central america, idk) you don't do the pumping, an employee at the station does it, then you pay them; you dont even leave your car

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hackathy 3 points 2 months ago

Standard procedure in Australia

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hanrahan 3 points 2 months ago

not at Costco

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hackathy 1 point 2 months ago

Yeah but that's the exception to the rule. There are also self-service servos popping up (is it still a servo if it's not attached to a shop?). Same rules as a vending machine for those ones (tap first to pre-approve, amount is adjusted when you're done pumping)

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muntedcrocodile 3 points 2 months ago

Its something u get in high trust society. This is the cost of soft on crime polices. In most places in Australia its just the norm. You fill up then go in and pay. I can see the downfall of my nation as they start introducing pay first.

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ayyy 1 point 2 months ago

The same way that people get completely exonerated of a crime by paying a fine for missing their court date: they fucking don’t.

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TIEPilot 22 points 2 months ago
  1. you can't pump without paying/cc

Ok 85 usd, you still have a civil case incoming and they usually get treble aka 3x the price of what you clipped.

https://youtu.be/jE-6n4dO95A

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db2 7 points 2 months ago

It depends on where you are, and "treble" is the word you want.

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Poem_for_your_sprog 2 points 2 months ago

As opposed to bass?

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db2 2 points 2 months ago

Three types of damages are compensatory, punitive, and treble. Compensatory damages are the actual damages with which a plaintiff needs compensation. Punitive damages are issued to punish the behavior. Treble punishments add three times compensatory damages to further punish a defendant for outrageous actions.

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TIEPilot 1 point 2 months ago

Auto correct gets me every time.

And I agree it depends were you live, its mostly enforced on farms/livestock/crops.

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db2 18 points 2 months ago

Have you noticed how awful autocorrect has become? I remember back in Android 9 you had to try to make it get it wrong. Now it's this and Apple has it just as bad.

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Godric 12 points 2 months ago

You're ducking right, it was better in the days of You're.

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DahGangalang 5 points 2 months ago

I noticed a big change when i moved to a FOSS keyboard for my phone.

That said, since I moved, it feels like I see more obv typos among others. Weird.

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TIEPilot 2 points 2 months ago

I've had a theory on autocorrect for years. Call me a conspiracy theorist or a nutter. But its all by design. They talk about writing "finger prints" I think auto correct catalogs our misspelling fingerprints. Our patterns

And yes its insanely bad at right click correcting, I have to do a search and it comes back 100%... Maybe by design?

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OldChicoAle 1 point 2 months ago

Has anyone noticed that gum's gotten mintier lately?

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Funkt4st1c 18 points 2 months ago

I foresaw the iran war. I swapped to an EV about a week before prices doubled in my area. I keep doing the math, and ive saved about $300 -- and it only cost me $7166!

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fyzzlefry 4 points 2 months ago

Was your vision limited to a time frame of months?

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SpaceCowboy 4 points 2 months ago

In about five years the investment will have paid off. Afghanistan was over 20 years, so I'd say you made a good choice.

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CADmonkey 1 point 2 months ago

I traded an F150 in on an EV.

I used to fill the truck up for between $50-$75 per week. My payment on my used EV is about $200. And I don't have the truck payment anymore.

Oddly enough I also lost five pounds in the first month of EV driving because I don't get tempted by little snacks at the gas station.

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chiliedogg 14 points 2 months ago

That citation might have cost 85 dollars in 1981.

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vegafjord 13 points 2 months ago

If everybody did this, we would save so much money.

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Psythik 4 points 2 months ago

I would but I haven't seen a gas station that lets you pump before paying in 30 years. They've all been post-pay since forever.

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bhamlin 4 points 2 months ago

They can't catch us all!!!

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lyrial 9 points 2 months ago
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db2 19 points 2 months ago

Until they break out a blacklight or dip your tank

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lyrial 8 points 2 months ago
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LwL 2 points 2 months ago

That is something completely possible. Dunno about texas, but in germany the pumps generally let you pump and then you pay afterwards.

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bitjunkie 2 points 2 months ago

I haven't seen a place in the States where you're not required to pay first in a very long time

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blimthepixie 3 points 2 months ago

Filter it through Fuller's earth and it strips the dye.

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village604 2 points 2 months ago

And they love to do that in rural areas.

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BigDanishGuy 2 points 2 months ago

Well, you can break out the black light and dip their tank, if you know what I mean
¬‿¬

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LordKitsuna 2 points 2 months ago

How often/likely is that though. I'd imagine plenty do it without ever getting caught

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Tottakai 1 point 2 months ago

Back in the day police and toll often checked diesel cars for farm fuel. But haven’t heard about it for many years. But now with Trumpistan games with Iran the fuel price has gone up, so more people would ve ready to cheat and probably more control will be implemented.

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vegafjord 9 points 2 months ago

but seriously though, notpayforfuel challenge sounds dope. That could lead to the zero carz society.

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Tottakai 1 point 2 months ago

It would lead to the thing, where you have to pay before any fuel comes out of the shlang.

And also, the fine you get doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay for stolen fuel. You pay for a fine and for stolen fuel.

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newton 9 points 2 months ago

MAGA logic

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DarkFuture 7 points 2 months ago

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solidheron 6 points 2 months ago

Can you even get gas without paying? Seem rare nowadays

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blackberry28 2 points 2 months ago

How does it even work having to pay before? Cos in germany you pay afterwards. But lets say you fill up for 40 dollars; does the pump then automatically stop when 40 dollars are reached?

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bus_factor 5 points 2 months ago

If paying with cash inside before pumping, yes. Then you basically guess how much you need and pay that.

With a card, you "pay" with the card first, but it doesn't charge the money until after you finished pumping and it knows what to charge.

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DarrinBrunner 3 points 2 months ago

You can pay cash or card inside at the counter, tell the attendant how much you want to pay. The pump is then turned on and will pump until it reaches the amount you paid. So, yes, it turns off automatically.

The other option is to pay a the pump, you put your card in, enter your pin, and the pump turns on.

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DakRalter 5 points 2 months ago

That's a of total!

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timewarp 2 points 2 months ago

LOL, what is wrong with people? This is brain rot.

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jama211 1 point 2 months ago

that's what the people want

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