Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

9 days ago by Infrapink to c/nottheonion

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

SpaceNoodle 163 points 9 days ago

OK? So don't make it so fuckable

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PoastRotato 100 points 9 days ago

This is the green M&M all over again

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mult 93 points 9 days ago

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tal 26 points 9 days ago

https://mms.fandom.com/wiki/Ms._Green

In addition to the visual changes, the characters' personalities were also updated. Ms. Green, known for her self-awareness and outgoing nature, now has a more inclusive and friendly demeanor. The redesign aimed to emphasize her confidence without the previous overt focus on femininity and sexuality, which had been a point of contention among audiences. This change was part of a broader effort to reduce the sexualization of female mascots and promote a more progressive representation.

Huh.

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prole 9 points 8 days ago

I think they are referring more to the (really fucking stupid) backlash against those changes by the Fox News crowd.

They tried to make it a culture war thing. The alleged "sexiness" of a cartoon M&M being reduced. They flipped their shit.

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01189998819991197253 21 points 8 days ago

You can't tell me it wasn't intentional

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tal 86 points 9 days ago

investigates

I dunno if a beauty salon was maybe the best setting to use for your ad, Kiwibank.

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ILikeTraaaains 43 points 9 days ago

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ouRKaoS 33 points 9 days ago

Considering I've never heard of Kiwibank until now, the advertising is working.

Maybe just not working as they intended...

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xylol 13 points 9 days ago

Is it a sperm bank company?

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ChunderBustickles 8 points 8 days ago

great pivot! They really should...

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TheShamMirrors 22 points 9 days ago
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ours 12 points 8 days ago

John Oliver is going to run so hard with this.

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wonderingwanderer 9 points 8 days ago

Baaaaaaddie alert!

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Honytawk 3 points 7 days ago

Why did they give a sheep eyeliner?

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Hideakikarate 124 points 9 days ago

Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...

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CaptDust 39 points 9 days ago

We've seen everything

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jaybone 32 points 9 days ago

Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.

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orlyowl 24 points 9 days ago path: 0 26145122 26145363 26145638 26148827, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 0
prole 5 points 8 days ago path: 0 26145122 26145363 26158053, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Inucune 18 points 9 days ago

She got rear-ended by Aflac.

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jaybone 10 points 9 days ago

Ben Affleck?

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ramble81 12 points 9 days ago

Nope, Corkscrew Aflec.

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PattyMcB 5 points 9 days ago

Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises

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jballs 4 points 8 days ago

I heard he fucks girls in some place very uncomfortable...

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GnerphBaht 4 points 7 days ago

In the back of a VW?

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 12 points 8 days ago

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

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SkaveRat 19 points 8 days ago

*fuckable sheep

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funkless_eck 16 points 8 days ago

The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 7 days ago

"It'd take like 3 guys to fuck an ostritch sheep"

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ohulancutash 1 point 7 days ago

Kiwi jailbait

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Honytawk 1 point 7 days ago

A sheep with freaking eyeliner.

They know what they did.

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ripcord 3 points 9 days ago

Because advertising operates in fads?

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Hideakikarate 8 points 9 days ago

Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.

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db2 108 points 9 days ago

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tal 33 points 9 days ago

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myyass 18 points 8 days ago

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noxypaws 3 points 8 days ago

username checks out

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myyass 2 points 8 days ago

=)

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lechekaflan 2 points 7 days ago

Also that Snoop album Doggystyle.

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Tollana1234567 3 points 8 days ago

he has eyes for small canids.

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chicken 103 points 9 days ago

This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner

Other Bluesky furry accounts have accused Kiwibank of censoring sexy sheep art that wasn’t even connected to Buck in any way, essentially making their work collateral damage in a war over a reputably fuckable farm animal from New Zealand.

The DMCA is out of control

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Infrapink 15 points 8 days ago

Since when does the DMCA apply in Aotearoa?

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chicken 20 points 8 days ago

The Spinoff has seen several of the takedown requests, which were issued under the American Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). They were sent out by Christopher Young, a partner at the prominent law firm MinterEllisonRuddWatts who specialises in intellectual property law. The notice viewed by The Spinoff accuses 10 accounts, including @jestermaxxing, of having “taken Kiwibank’s distinctive Buck image and used it to make highly sexualised and inappropriate copies which infringe the Kiwibank copyright”. X appears to have complied with the complaint.

DMCA takedowns are valid regardless of what country they come from I think, and both Twitter and Bluesky are based in the US

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silver 92 points 9 days ago

The fallout appears to be spreading. “I want to fuck the National Bank horse,” says one account.

I'm fuckin dead

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Hupf 17 points 8 days ago

Something about beating a dead horse

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mondomon 5 points 8 days ago

Beating off one at least.

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TrackenDaKracken 3 points 7 days ago

On the fucking nose:

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mult 68 points 9 days ago

New Zealand never beating the allegations

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silicon 3 points 8 days ago path: 0 26145055 26152799, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 8
tal 7 points 8 days ago path: 0 26145055 26152799 26154135, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 3
hanrahan 2 points 8 days ago

and the Welsh, they're the real sheep shaggers

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mobyduck648 10 points 8 days ago

While I'm not Welsh, I've lived in Wales for some time and I've been informed the reputation comes from after the English conquest in the middle ages; English law of the time apparently demanded death for those who stole sheep but lesser penalties for those caught shagging them. Therefore Welsh poachers when caught red-handed would claim to be having their way with the livestock rather than stealing it.

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kestrel7_7 4 points 8 days ago

The only thing that annoys Australians and New Zealanders more than people implying they fuck sheep is when people confuse Australians and New Zealanders.

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AwesomeLowlander 2 points 8 days ago

How can you confuse them when they're the same thing? (/jk)

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toynbee 2 points 8 days ago

Hey now, I know where Boba Fett's dad originated.

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Nasan 1 point 7 days ago

They DID get deported back to New Zealand and became shepherds again...

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Kintarian 66 points 9 days ago

Kwikbank: where men are men, and sheep are nervous

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Imgonnatrythis 50 points 9 days ago

FBI is looking into it.

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CuddlyCassowary 49 points 9 days ago

…for recruiting.

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YaksDC 42 points 9 days ago path: 0 26144955, hotness: undefined, score: 42, children: 12
Davel23 20 points 9 days ago

The Young Kash Patel Story.

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DeathsEmbrace 11 points 9 days ago

You guys bring my hope that this will be a place better than reddit one day higher than ever before.

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eleijeep 3 points 8 days ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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Tollana1234567 2 points 8 days ago

he prefers small dogs. he cant handle large powerful ones.

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yyprum 14 points 9 days ago

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AwesomeLowlander 6 points 9 days ago

You need to enclose your link in ![](link) to embed the gif

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Feathercrown 6 points 9 days ago

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yyprum 3 points 8 days ago

Thank you!

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AI_toothbrush 9 points 9 days ago

Uhhh, what is the conclusion i should gather from this? Is it like an anti-bestiallity ad?

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YaksDC 15 points 9 days ago

Lol. No idea, I saw this years ago and it stuck with me. I guess don't fuck sheep.

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AI_toothbrush 6 points 9 days ago

I mean thats a message i can stand behind, tho this is a confusing way of communicating that

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AwesomeLowlander 4 points 9 days ago

Idk wtf I just watched, but it was hilarious.

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NotSteve_ 42 points 8 days ago

Bluesky’s thriving furry community started posting their own images of her. Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.

Journalism is dead

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Dozzi92 19 points 8 days ago

This isn't journalism, it's an ad. I hadn't heard of Kiwibank until right now.

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ilinamorato 10 points 7 days ago

It's a bank owned by the New Zealand government, so if you're not based in New Zealand, that's not a surprise.

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Dozzi92 6 points 7 days ago

Kiwi should've given that away, duhhhh.

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tal 9 points 7 days ago

I assume that unless someone lives in New Zealand, that they probably aren't going to be using Kiwibank. They appear to only do business there.

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FistingEnthusiast 11 points 7 days ago

There's something people here don't understand

When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice

Kiwis wouldn't pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they'll be all over it

Source: am Kiwi

Also, WOULD

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flamingos 2 points 7 days ago

Source: am Kiwi

Also, WOULD

Why are you repeating yourself

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ilinamorato 2 points 7 days ago

True. They're also owned by the NZ government, actually.

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MajorasTerribleFate 7 points 8 days ago

I took the commenter's implication to be that True Journalists would have looked into the images and been able to confirm if they were, in fact, pornographic.

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Godric 8 points 7 days ago

I didn't go to school for 4 years for a dying field to stare at degen porn of bank mascots

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FistingEnthusiast 12 points 7 days ago

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life

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tiramichu 40 points 8 days ago

The CEO presses pause, the mascot sheep looking over the boardroom in coquettish freeze-frame. "Guys, you've gotta tell me, nobody thinks this sheep is fuckable, right? We didn't put a CM out with a sexy sheep on purpose, did we?"

The VP loosens his collar. The marketing team fidget and look around the table, anywhere to avoid the gaze of the CEO.

"Guys? It's not fuckable, right?"

A junior exec caves. "M-maybe a little bit?"

"God FUCKING damnit!"

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Napster153 8 points 7 days ago

The CEO is upset at being the only Scalie in the room

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zalgotext 2 points 7 days ago

This reads like a Dropout Brennan Lee Mulligan CEO sketch

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Davel23 38 points 9 days ago

Eh, she's ok but she's no Judy Hopps.

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leftzero 8 points 8 days ago

Before Judy Hopps there was Lola Bunny, and before Lola Bunny there was Maid Marian; and before all of them there was Bugs Bunny in drag.

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TrackenDaKracken 6 points 8 days ago

Judy Hopps

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eleijeep 35 points 9 days ago path: 0 26148855, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 4
Duamerthrax 7 points 8 days ago

wat?

oh, France. I see.

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SqueakySpider 3 points 8 days ago

Thank you for sharing

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FistingEnthusiast 5 points 8 days ago

Shearing

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captcha 3 points 8 days ago

That landing full flat when jumping from the swing, oof

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ikidd 29 points 8 days ago

Kash Patel has entered the chat.

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cardboardboxfort 7 points 8 days ago

Kash is happily married

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badbytes 26 points 9 days ago

So a bank, like a real bank that people safeguard their savings, has this as its mascot?

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jaybone 21 points 9 days ago

At least it’s not a sperm bank.

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ChunderBustickles 4 points 8 days ago

Yep. backed by the NZ government, no less...

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KeithD 4 points 7 days ago

To be fair, our current government is a total clown show.

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RecallMadness 3 points 7 days ago

To be fair to be fair, our clown show of a government want to sell off Kiwibank.

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KeithD 3 points 7 days ago

Don't forget that part of the government also wants to buy back the BNZ too.

They're really earning that red nose and the giant shoes.

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RecallMadness 3 points 7 days ago

Yes, a real bank.

But not really safeguarded. New Zealand doesn’t do deposit protection like the FDIC.

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eager_eagle 3 points 7 days ago

well, it's making some people want to make a deposit

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TrackenDaKracken 23 points 8 days ago

Maybe don't show her out on a date, then?

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smeenz 7 points 8 days ago

Jealous?

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TrackenDaKracken 4 points 7 days ago

It's been a minute.

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zalgotext 6 points 7 days ago

Oh c'mon, that's not fair, that's not a date. That's very obviously a hotel lobby, this is the morning after hooking up.

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glitchdx 22 points 8 days ago

Said it in another thread with the same thumbnail:

If they didn't want people to lust after their mascot, they shouldn't have given her "fuck me" eyes and a sultry smile. This is the internet, they should have anticipated this.

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FistingEnthusiast 15 points 7 days ago

They knew exactly what they were doing

We're talking about it, aren't we?

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mrmisses 3 points 7 days ago

"oh no, the publicity!"

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postmateDumbass 5 points 7 days ago

And the color of that green M&M trollop.

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schipelblorp 22 points 9 days ago path: 0 26144841, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 6
call_me_xale 20 points 9 days ago

Comments, naturally, are disabled.

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Bluedragon012 0 points 8 days ago

People were aroused by this? Even my furry ass was like: "what a basic sheep." I get that she passes the Harkness test but.. Meh?

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phutatorius 6 points 8 days ago

Meh?

Mmmmehhhh. If you're gonna bleat, really get into it.

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Bluedragon012 1 point 8 days ago

Herw is your updoot sir.

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kshade 1 point 8 days ago

54 entries in about 2 months on the blue site. Yeah, that isn't a lot.

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schipelblorp 1 point 8 days ago

Re: Harkness, She's closer to a Born Sexy Yesterday situation.

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MycelialMass 21 points 9 days ago

Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.

Ya I'm sure no one looked lol

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Melonpoly 19 points 9 days ago

Remember Samsung Sam?

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cheesemoo 6 points 9 days ago

I do not.

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Tollana1234567 14 points 8 days ago

did they not learn when australia brought sheep with chlamydia to continent, and infecfted the koalas.

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ol_capt_joe 13 points 9 days ago path: 0 26148411, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 1
Master 2 points 8 days ago

Oh no, lol. I had forgotten about this one.

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KulunkelBoom 12 points 8 days ago

Yeah. Sure. But is it bringing in the bucks? I mean sheep? I mean customers?

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CedricWhaley 12 points 7 days ago

If this doesn't make it onto John Oliver's show at some point, I will be very disappointed.

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clutch 3 points 7 days ago

It was in the feature spot of the opening credits last night. I had no idea what it was; now I do.

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CedricWhaley 1 point 6 days ago

Thank you. I try to stay caught up but don't always watch new episodes right away.

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HexesofVexes 11 points 9 days ago path: 0 26148272, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 0
iuseasahibtw 11 points 7 days ago

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finallymadeanaccount 11 points 7 days ago

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

For every deranged penis they cut off, two more take its place! Hail Hydra!

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the_mighty_kracken 10 points 8 days ago

It's big in Wales

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smeenz 3 points 8 days ago

Whales are indeed big.

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the_mighty_kracken 3 points 7 days ago

Damn you, sexy whales!

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PushButton 3 points 7 days ago

Krakens aren't that bad, there is place for 2 cuties

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the_mighty_kracken 1 point 5 days ago

You know how to push my buttons. Now I'm blushing.

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Limonene 9 points 9 days ago

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Allero 14 points 9 days ago

Obviously, you got banned from society

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cupcakezealot 8 points 9 days ago path: 0 26145736, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
SnarkoPolo 8 points 8 days ago

Must be newly hired FBI.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 9 days ago

Would.

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Heikki2 7 points 7 days ago

Anyone else think this a ploy to find candidates for the FBI on the US? If you open an account do you also get a job there?

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Hazmatastic 6 points 7 days ago

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some_kind_of_guy 6 points 9 days ago path: 0 26145333, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 5
TeamSports_or_CuckPorn 28 points 9 days ago

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some_kind_of_guy 13 points 9 days ago

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PattyMcB 7 points 9 days ago

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some_kind_of_guy 5 points 9 days ago

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Frostbeard 3 points 8 days ago path: 0 26161092, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 2
hakunawazo 4 points 7 days ago

It's the old classic Scottish joke again:

A man at the bar is complaining:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
"but you fuck one sheep..."

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KeithD 4 points 7 days ago

Yeah, we really don't want to encourage the Aussies too much.

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100_kg_90_de_belin 2 points 8 days ago

The glorious days on which all the furries on Twitter harassed Tony the Tiger.

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wha 1 point 3 days ago

Im new to Lemy, this is a top post on my fyp... Is everything supposed to be that bad?

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Pratai -11 points 9 days ago

People are fucking gross. There’s no way around it.

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Salamanderwizard 19 points 9 days ago

Stone houses and glass or something like that.

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BigPotato 4 points 8 days ago

Hey, at least it's not a real sheep.

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