Why do we have such a toxic culture of making work "fun"?? What the hell is wrong with people? Why can't we just do work, go home and have your own kind of fun with other people you enjoy being around???

After last night's successful posting, I have moved the bot onto learning the days of the week. Either I have been successful, or all future posts will be labeled as Wednesday.

Lmao didn't get the job I waited three months to hear back from.

OMG it worked! >insert happy dance here<

Up just before 6 am to hit the gym...fuck yeah!!!!

Got some energy, ready to fucking lift.

Do my stretches, light warm ups, first rep of the first exercise and something tweaked in my back.

Off to the physio I go!!!

Yay!!

Time for bed. Anxious about the bot, but it has worked once, I must have faith. I have instructed it to make a post at midnight given all the test posts worked last night. I think it will take a few more successful posts before I can really trust it is working.

It's my daughter's first birthday today! Mum's at work so it's just me and her celebrating until she gets home. Is it stupid to take a baby to NGV during school holidays?

Hey Midnight Bot you showed up tonight. Great to see you. Thanks @RustyRaven@aussie.zone you've made my day.

Baby crows out the office window

DAILY RANDO:DAYSHIFT

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RAD-BOT RESURRECTED EDITION

My partner and I are starting to talk about marriage beyond just a conceptual thing 😳

One of my friends was just talking about Heartstopper and while I haven't watched it because I just don't really care for a show with a cast of teens, it got me thinking about how lucky young LGBT people are these days in terms of content they can watch and see themselves in. When myself and my generation were coming out and looking for media that represented us it was all very full on, and stuffed to the brim with sexual content, a lot of it truly dubious. My friends and I at the time just didn't understand how incredibly damaging watching that stuff could be for us as teens. I don't know, just got me deep into thinking about how not just myself but friends maybe wouldn't have engaging in some risking shit had we had shows and movies that showed healthy age appropriate stuff.

Related off note, but I thought about the OG UK Queer as Folk, and how I thought 15 year old Nathan banging grown arse Stuart wasn't that bad. Adult me is mortified, but I think about how those old shows were all my friends and I had so of course we thought yeah that's how it is, that's what we should want and how we should behave.

I dont usually get deep on here, but I just can't stop thinking about it now.

Do you think its a requirement that to work for Linkt you have to get a lobotomy? Or do they exclusively hire people with single digit IQ? I traveled early June, noticed my tag didn't beep so I got home, logged a replacement tag, they go "No worries, we wont charge you for any tolls for the proceeding couple of days and until your new tag is confirmed received". Want to guess what I just received in the mail? If you guessed a toll invoice I have bad news for you: You are clearly too smart to work for Linkt. I try to be patient with call center staff, its not their fault they work for soul sucking corporations. But man we are 35 minutes in and they are still trying to tell me it is a valid invoice.

I've just realized why I'm over this job. This was supposed to be exciting. Managing shit. Helping people. Fixing things. But I'm so busy filling in god damn spreadsheets and checking off things on a list to do anything about actually fixing or improving things.. Its basically just become an admin assistant. What the hell am I even doing here?! Booked myself in for an Azure fundamentals course next week. I'm pretty adept at Azure already, but I tried to study for the bigger certificate and got a bit overwhelmed so im gonna try get the basic certification and then build momentum from there.

Someone's posted pics of the fake seizure guy: https://www.reddit.com/...

It worked!

Hullo kids

I have two twitter accounts that I linked a thousand years ago. I never ended up using twitter so the accounts just sit there. I went to go delete them, as my little 'fuck you' to Muck, but it wants my password... as if I'm going to remember a password I used 10 years ago.

Anyway, I changed my usernames to variations of 'elon suck my dick' and now I'm going to troll his tweets until I get banned. Stupid fuck.

Wish me luck!

Edit: give me some more people to insult on twitter, I'm trying to nuke these. Im on that moron Jordan Petersons twitter atm

Reports of my demise have me SLIGHTLY exaggerated. I'm feeling heaps better, but my god that was the worst I've ever felt whilst not actually being sick.

Hard day. Baby hasn’t been well. I keep getting irrationally angry at my partner too because I’m freaked out and projecting. I have managed to not actually say anything and just keep my emotions to myself but I’m exhausted from managing myself too. Baby will be okay but it’s hard when he’s screaming in pain 😭

Weird thing happened in Coles Richmond Traders this morning when I was buying my lunch. The exit gate for the self-serve lane didn't open. Had to show the receipt to the attendant to get the gates open to leave. I think this is Coles' response to grab it & run 'customers'. Might be a good idea to keep your receipt handy until safely out of there in future.

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🔋 for the bot

Apparently Mr Woof's ears are finely attuned to the sound of a spoon hitting the bottom of the bowl. He was at the other end of the house but managed to rock up just in time as I finished the last of my porridge.

P O T A T O L O V E

Nightshade just like the to-mate,
Oh, po-tay-to, po-tah-to, po-tate!
Colours red gold, blue, purple majesty
La Ratte, Jewel Yam, please, French Fingerling
I want them scalloped and baked,
Friiiiiiied, driiiiied, and potato-caked!

OH POTATO!!
WHO MADE YOU
SO DELICIOUS!?
OH POTATO!
YOU'RE THE FIRE
FROM PROMETHEUS

Boiled and bubbled in a big pot
Stirred till the 'tates are steaming hot
Smash 'em, mash 'em, butter and milk
Whipped up smooth, starchy-white silk
Cleaned up and chopped, wedges or chips
Salty and sauce-y upon my hungry lips

OH POTATO!!
WHO MADE YOU
SO DELICIOUS!?
OH POTATO!!
YOU'RE THE FIRE
FROM PROMETHEUS!

thank you, ReadEverything; your comment about licking the potato-masher inspired me

Last session with the Really Good Short Term Psych. It went so well even though I was procrastinating in bed until half an hour before the appointment. I feel a good sense of closure and clarity and appreciation. It feels good in my bones.

I am also infinitely grateful and relieved that he will write a letter summarising findings and recommendations to my GP and the psychiatrist I have an appointment with next week, because we covered so much and I feel he really got to the crux of what I've been having difficulties with my whole life. It'll save me a lot of exhausting explanation and rehashing and will come with professional recommendations that might finally get me the help I need.

Thank you Bot #001 😊

Day 11 of exercise program. I discovered today that my program has a water drinking tracker and reminder, which is grouse because I've always been bad at keeping up my water intake. It also has a calorie burn counter on the pedometer bit. I like to have a low sugar alcoholic ginger beer when I've finished work, and it was interesting to note that even though it's low sugar it would take me half a day of walking to burn it off!

I've got 80kg of spuds again today💪 Have a great day everyone!

I swear to Alanis Morissette that if I don't get this frackin' job I'm going to eat my cat's dryfood.
Please offer me the job
And I'll be your phone monkey,
I'll upsell,
Cross-sell,
Side-sell,
Slide into hell,
If you pay me,
Fortnightly
Please tell me you like me...

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So apparently there was a magnitude 2.4 earthquake in Pakenham at around 1:25am this morning.

Arghhhh God dammit barbie, i wanted big dumb fun not fucking Chinese propaganda

Curry laksa for dinner tonight. 😊

Anyone else lick the potato masher like you’re 5 years old and your mum gave you the beaters with cake batter on them? It’s so delicious 🥔 🥔

My mum felt the Earthquake, apparently woke her up. I didn't feel it at all.

My kid is angry with me because I asked her to clean up her make up in the bathroom or I'm going to use my arm as a croupier's stick and swipe everything into the bin. I don't think I'm getting a cup of tea now.

We have bots! The first of many, but bots nonetheless.

And good bots too, not the spambots that things have been riddled with for a while.

That aside, is there a good solution to stop an electric toothbrush going all mouldy and horrible inside? Luckily, it's mostly only on the bit that you're meant to replace every three months or so, but it's still unpleasant.

Not sure if it's just a design flaw with the Oral-B ones, where they have a lot of holes to let water inside the head, but the gaps aren't large enough for it to be able to dry out properly (or the air is too humid, not sure).

Anyone been having trouble when visiting other instances? My other subs don't seem to be updating properly. Lemmy getting too popular.

BotBot!! You legend!

Edit: Bot-eka Skydeck. Moby Bot, The Spice Bot, Jon Bot Jovi. Cate Bot-chette, Nicole Botman, Bot Jackman. Bourke Street Bot, Botbourne Central.

I have gym-ed

Aha good bot! @RustyRaven@aussie.zone can rest easy now. Kudos to your mucking around getting this thing to work :)

There has been a pretty big bus crash near Safety Beach. Truck carrying scaffolding t-boned a bus.

https://www.abc.net.au/...

Cat will not be staying on this new medication! Much rather a destructive nutcase than this pitiful zombie.

In today's instance of messed up dreams, I had a very vivid and lengthy one about an insane weather event where BOM predicted it would go down to -26 and -28 in Melbourne over the weekend (just the weekend!) and the forecast recommended in the strongest terms that everybody stay indoors as much as possible. Then in the dream I went to the DT and everyone was losing their shit and people were sharing info of which supermarkets still had stock of anything and locations of official "cold shelters" operated by councils for people to take refuge in if needed. The Alps were being evacuated and there was talk of crop failures and potential deaths in the thousands. It was very real in my head.

It wasn't even that cold this morning!

lol. reminds me of 'Airplane'...aka Flying High here.

" Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Funny sort of an evening. Started with, I think I’ll finish that little bit of cleaning… Next thing I know I’m behind the bloody washing machine. Late dinner out and now it’s past my bedtime and I’m still out… Thank goodness tomorrow is my Friday…

ffs, I thought the swishing sound I could hear was part of the music, but then I noticed the music was over ( listening to Interstellar ) and it was just the bloody dishwasher making noises

.😂😂😂 what does this say about the music I listen to , what does it say about my discernment

It lives! It’s alive!

I’m teaching a class that involves the students having to watch a movie each week to accompany the content being taught. I’ve watched a lot of the prescribed films in the past, but I need to brush up on them before the semester starts. So I have 10 to watch in a few weeks.

Getting started with the first one. Made a cuppa and put on Harakiri.

Grocery shopping is done! Mojo is a thing this morning! :D

I wish my office walls weren't 70% window. I could be napping under my desk right now.

There appears to be some sunlight outdoors. What do I do in this situation?

day 5, had to drive with the corset; let's just say the loaner car is too low.... but yea excited to get the dashcam and boot protector installed, my cupboard didn;t turn up today....

williamstown enterance to the west gate this morning was shit. the car was moving around 1km an hour, turns out becos it was a one-lane-only entrance everyone has using the second lane to cut in. best part was I used a side road to exit and there is a "keep clear" box outside this side road, had to loudly horn at someone who was cutting in. smh

The pain is better today took a nice afternoon sleep. yea, these days I've been sleeping a lot, resting a lot. some said no housework but having both of us having back issues, someone has to do it lol, but really taking it easy. might attempt t go to the city on Friday for the footy as well as on Saturday to go to the finders market with a friend. definitely weaning myself off endone. will attempt med-free sleep tonight.

weather is too cold.....

Looks like el nino is now official. Think I might get in early and get a whole lotta that brown dripper hose and throw it on timers.

With Melbs pop. growth since the millenium drought (3.5m ->5.2m)... and near zero new water capacity... If we get a repeat of that...

On the final leg of my trip home! Flight delayed 40 mins, then took 40 mins to get my bag. Far out there’s some nonsense with our airlines at the moment!

I'm hoping I don't feel as shit about work tomorrow. I have some big thinking and planning to do for myself I feel like I could really use a week off. I've written down a list of stuff that I need to do including routine medical checkups that I've been procrastinating on. I don't know how so many things have crept up on me. Adult life I guess. Just as you feel like you got life sorted, another bunch of problems or life admin stuff comes up. Sigh.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Lunch made and eaten.

A simple toasted egg sandwich with margarine. Actually is sitting a lot heavier that I remembered and coffee is made.

Had a strange dream after I turned off my snooze alarm this morning.

A workmate was my late mum and I were sitting at a table I guess for coffee and my workmate tells my mum that she needs to stop stressing because it’s affecting me and causing me to stress.

The my mum gets really angry and throws her out of the house and I walk outside and leave all the commotion waiting for my workmate to come out with me so we can both walk away from it all.

Instead my brother comes out and tells me everyone’s on their way (mum and family) and I get fed up and sigh heavily and walk away.

Then I wake up.

Weird dream, not particularly close with this workmate either.

Well today's stew has become more of a chunky soup. Chick peas sweet potato and cauliflower. Chilli overpowers the curry and other spices, but it's freaking tasty. Looks like sick, but luckily it's been a long time since I was sick.

Already dropped at least an inch of my waist since stopping drinking. Go metabolism and keeping kinda busy. Could also be the atrophy as well of course. I only really know because this skirt I got a fortnight ago fits a lot better and this boys 16 minecraft tshirt I bought isn't skin tight like it was back in April. Smaller and smaller, and no, I don't have an eating disorder. Thanks for checking in with me though I appreciate it friends.

For the first time in 12 months I feel like I can stop wondering how things are going to turn out. I finally put the finishing touches on the music setup, the tape deck is online. Now I can play stuff I have on tape from bandcamp artists with added hiss and less dynamic range and can't skip tunes. All speakers in their right place and everything is patched. Oh no, I forgot something, one thing left to do dammit. After my journal post I guess.

Again, thx for reading. I'm in such a fucking good place today I'm going to cry now.

Image contains: large pot of brownish vegetable soup with sweet potato chick peas and cauliflower, on a stove.

You can set a default sorting for your lemmy feed in your profile settings, which will be persistent between desktop and the application.

I have been using NewComments for a while, but now that the lemmyverse is more active I'm giving Hot another go.

Whether or not you default your feed to Subscribed or Local depends on how many communities you've found, perhaps leaving it on local for a while will help you find new communities that you can build up your subscriptions.

It's been a long time since I've had fennel bulbs but damn I'd forgotten how unbelievably good they are roasted. The air fryer is far too filthy to use right now but I'd love to try it in there

Estimated tax return without the LTMI offset is sadddd 😢

i've been doing so many reCaptchas over the years and I have noticed there are far too many people in tropical places who wear thongs while riding a motorcycle

I have made the fatal mistake of finishing all of my travel preparations and there's still 40 days to go. I'm ready now, damn it.

hold on .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowldx4hRtI&ab_channel=EdBlackmail

well, i got a short notice REA inspection tomorrow but the good side of that is i cleaned the fuck out of my apartment and set up the new computer properly. was going for one cable but had to settle for two.

#Worldle #530 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr

Trying really hard and struggling immensely to write an introductory paragraph or two for my LinkedIn as I begin my campaign to reshape people's perspective of neurodiversity and neurodiverse children in ECEC.

For a $500k property to be bought some time in the next few months, is it really true the monthly mortgage repayment is starting at like $3500?

I downloaded a browser so I can keep the bot account logged in there in case I need to access it (the logout function seems a bit dodgy) and it seems to be running a bit smoother. I'm wondering how much difference it makes which browser you use to how Lemmy runs? I mostly use Chrome, and the one I just downloaded is Midori Lite (I picked it cause the icon was pretty!) which is obviously designed to be light and fast.

Is this person taking the piss?!?! Travel to pick up a single chilli and a few peppercorns? ID: half a teaspoon of spices before ground

Seagoon's New to me Movie review.

Today was 'The Man Who Killed Don Quixote". I can answer this. The men who killed this movie were all the guys/editors who were too gutless to tell Gilliam that the movie needed to be cut by one hour. The trope of the stupid director was stale, already done in Tropic Thunder and such an unusual plot device shouldn't be repeated. And wtf with the terrorists, too easy, too lame.

You know what would have been better, a Spanish Literature professor going mad , the tutor being Poncho, the prof imagining his students as the characters in the book. The dean etc etc ( this is my original work, no idea if it's been done before. I'm registering this today using registered mail )

A Walter Mitty day dreamer type story ( but not the modern movie which was awesome!! , but the old original short stories )

What’s the go with gifs? Can’t get them to play?what I’m doing wrong? ::: spoiler spoiler :::

Decided to play Pillars of Eternity 2 again. An hour and a bit later I'm still trying to decide which godlike I want to play, I love character customisation lol

Is this post on Imgur marked 18+ for anyone else? https://imgur.com/a/Hotu1fh I didn't mark it as mature, but it shows up as being NSFW when I tried to archive it

BotBot get ready for midnight
Bot make us a thread tonight
Bot PoundSign Zero Zero One
Be our hero, your time has come!

this sounds like movie go go dancer music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA5TkJaEXUE&ab_channel=MUSICharly