guys... :(

2 years ago by MataVatnik to c/lemmyshitpost

Xanthobilly 123 points 2 years ago

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Hideakikarate 97 points 2 years ago

I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.

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Xanthobilly 60 points 2 years ago

That’s because you have empathy and Kevin is generally a wholesome character.

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sp3tr4l 47 points 2 years ago

Do yourself a favor and never watch Seinfeld.

If you take away the laugh track, it is astoundingly clear that the main cast are all just evil, narcissistic sociopaths, they never do anything that doesn't benefit themselves, and they have no problem at all ruining other people's days or even lives, their metric for whether or not something was a good idea or not is entirely whether it worked out well for them...

... ironically with the exception of Kramer, who actually attempts, from time to time, to do good things for other people which will not benefit himself, he just goes about them in often dubious ways.

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hperrin 35 points 2 years ago

Always Sunny just leaned into this, and made you fully aware that the main characters are sociopaths. They literally show the progress of how they ruined the lives of the people around them. That’s why I love that show. It’s a perfect example of everything not to do in life if you want to be happy and fulfilled.

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FiremanEdsRevenge 12 points 2 years ago

What I also like about Sunny kinda like Seinfeld is you see the progression from the beginning in the show where they're sociopathic but still kinda sensible and how overtime they just get more and more unhinged.

In Seinfled, all 4 of them eventually inadvertently kill someone.

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FiremanEdsRevenge 32 points 2 years ago

Even with the laugh track, they are clearly sociopaths. Which is why Always Sunny in Philadelphia is Seinfeld on crack.

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dalekcaan 10 points 2 years ago

I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They're not meant to be role models.

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undefined 9 points 2 years ago

Wasn’t that the point of the show? I remember it was renowned for being one of the first (if not the first) sitcoms where the characters were meant to be disliked.

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boonhet 2 points 2 years ago

Kinda I think. At the end they all went to jail for being selfish assholes. George was never a likable character but he was relatable because you see all your own worst parts in him (and then some)b and with Jerry and Elaine also you see that they see themselves as main characters. Kramer is actually less self-centered I think, but then he literally pinches pennies and schemes to make... Pennies

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underwire212 6 points 2 years ago

It’s why many people didn’t like the finale. At the end, they basically shove it in your face and say “Look- You’ve been laughing and empathizing with shitty people. Look at how horrible they are” and folks didn’t like the wakeup call.

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wabasso 4 points 2 years ago

I hated it for being a clip show.

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dejected_warp_core 3 points 2 years ago

See, this is why I can't watch shows like The Office. My sense of empathy and justice kick in hard and I just can't laugh at what's going on. Instead I'm just cringing and dying of sympathetic embarrassment, non-stop, the entire time.

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realitista 2 points 2 years ago

I can manage the US office but UK office passes my cringe threshold.

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pseudo 2 points 2 years ago

Me too. It is so paintful. What would dozens of people work to produce that?

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tyler 1 point 2 years ago

Same with How I met your mother. I had numerous people around me have their behavior completely change while watching that show, including my wife. As soon as I pointed it out to my wife she also started looking for it and noticed it as well. She refuses to watch it anymore because of that. It’s a terrible terrible influence on people.

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ininewcrow 10 points 2 years ago

Same here .. when I first saw it I was 50% laughing and 50% heart broken. I've made big pots of food before and this is my greatest fear ... just walking around with it and dropping it all on the floor. I think of this scene every time I'm in the kitchen.

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feedum_sneedson 4 points 2 years ago

I did it with a lasagne once and it was heartbreaking.

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ininewcrow 2 points 2 years ago

Chili is bad enough but lasagna! ... that stuff takes hours to make depending on how elaborate the recipe is. I would have felt so bad about that and in a strange way, I feel bad for you for having that moment. Hopefully, your next one was enjoyed by all.

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Duamerthrax 2 points 2 years ago

I have a friend who I suspect has never raised animals, tell me about the "funniest moment on broadcast tv" in excruciating detail. It was the episode of WKRP when they threw turkeys out of a helicopter and instead of flying, they dropped to their deaths. Apparently, that's really funny.

He also recounted an episode of Night Court when a couple got in trouble accidentally killing a bunch of baby chickens in a propane explosion.

If I didn't already, I would have sworn off sitcoms from that.

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radicalautonomy 2 points 2 years ago

It was all this cringe to me. I just couldn't stand The Office, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bridget Jones films, Fleabag, IASIP...cringe humor just makes my heart hurt.

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StinkyOnions 1 point 2 years ago

What a reddit ass response.

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iAvicenna 7 points 2 years ago

I came looking for this

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christov 3 points 2 years ago

Me too, glad I wasn't disappointed

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Lemminary 2 points 2 years ago

Glad you came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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iAvicenna 2 points 2 years ago

that is what she said

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ivanafterall 1 point 2 years ago

I wish. They're never glad I came. :(

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MataVatnik 5 points 2 years ago

I cry every teim 😭

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officermike 68 points 2 years ago

You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.

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MataVatnik 45 points 2 years ago

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

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MelodiousFunk 19 points 2 years ago

Steinbeck off the top fucking rope.

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MintyFresh 13 points 2 years ago

They sent a fuckin poet!

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officermike 9 points 2 years ago

Who hurt you, OP?

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MataVatnik 16 points 2 years ago

The beans 😥

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Wogi 6 points 2 years ago

Steinbeck man.... REALLY LOVED THOSE BEANS

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radicalautonomy 3 points 2 years ago

I like my beans with ketchup, George.

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feedum_sneedson 5 points 2 years ago

I read an interesting editorial or letter or whatever by the guy who had the idea to fortify cornmeal with niacin and pretty much overnight eradicated pellagra in the southern United States. He was humble about it, it was just a lesson in how the simplest interventions can have a huge effect.

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Caboose12000 5 points 2 years ago

is this a quote from something or did you just come up with this right here on the spot? (this is great)

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hazeebabee 13 points 2 years ago

It's grapes of wrath by john steinbeck

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure it’s potatoes of the river.

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ivanafterall 3 points 2 years ago

Let's get to the red meat! Time to dish!

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LanguageIsCool 58 points 2 years ago
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mavu 2 points 2 years ago

this is kind of cursed.

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philipsdirk 2 points 2 years ago

This is usually what I imagine when someone says 'kidney bean'

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 44 points 2 years ago

It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.

That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?

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Wogi 19 points 2 years ago

Sudo root delete beans

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GrumpyDuckling 33 points 2 years ago

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tigeruppercut 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 14626173 14637176, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
bcgm3 29 points 2 years ago

Why'd ya spill yer beans?

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JoMiran 29 points 2 years ago

Where did the nacho cheese come from?

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MataVatnik 9 points 2 years ago

It's not part of the spill

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BeMoreCareful 13 points 2 years ago

That's just your keyboard cheese?

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MataVatnik 9 points 2 years ago

🙄👉👈

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Crackhappy 8 points 2 years ago

You're only beginning to ask the right questions. Look deeper.

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radicalautonomy 5 points 2 years ago

The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.

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SeedOnTheWind 7 points 2 years ago

I too am curious

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Wogi 4 points 2 years ago

Why were the beans even in the office?

I've seen some line cooks quit spectacularly before, and if that's what this was, then it's both not surprising and the most spectacular adios bitches I've seen.

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frostysauce 2 points 2 years ago

I'm glad somebody else was wondering that!

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FlyingSquid 1 point 2 years ago

Are you going to eat all of those spilled beans without spilled nacho cheese? What is wrong with you?

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ininewcrow 27 points 2 years ago

WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!!

They spilled the beans

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WraithGear 26 points 2 years ago

Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.

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circledot 23 points 2 years ago

Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.

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TragicNotCute 22 points 2 years ago

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

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5oap10116 20 points 2 years ago

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ByteOnBikes 22 points 2 years ago

How do I delete someone else's post?

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MataVatnik 9 points 2 years ago

One day ill learn not to scroll during work hours

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Lemminary 3 points 2 years ago

I think I've cracked the case, guise!

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MacNCheezus 17 points 2 years ago

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

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AnAverageSnoot 16 points 2 years ago

The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.

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lost_tortie 3 points 2 years ago

This looks like the manager's office at a Taco Bell. I don't think anyone is sitting there all day.

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Mickey7 14 points 2 years ago

at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk

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MrGerrit 14 points 2 years ago
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MataVatnik 11 points 2 years ago

My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖

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SouthEndSunset 5 points 2 years ago

I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.

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nightwatch_admin 4 points 2 years ago

Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?

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kungen 3 points 2 years ago

If I was your boss, I'd be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!

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Kolanaki 13 points 2 years ago

FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.

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KomfortablesKissen 6 points 2 years ago

You have to drown your phone in them for that.

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FlyingSquid 2 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude.

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AEGIS2317 13 points 2 years ago

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YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 13 points 2 years ago

We are in for a week of bean memes

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FooBarrington 5 points 2 years ago

BEE MEMES?

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synae 4 points 2 years ago

They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don't like the politics but they don't realize they are missing the hot bean action

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YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah. I block authoritarians on sight because fuck that shit. So hexbear was gone within a month of joining lemmy.

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cm0002 12 points 2 years ago

BEANS

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Atelopus-zeteki 6 points 2 years ago

BEANS

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FellowEnt 12 points 2 years ago

Get them back in the safe right fucking now.

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LaunchesKayaks 11 points 2 years ago

This is a distressing image

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frigidaphelion 11 points 2 years ago
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tigeruppercut 10 points 2 years ago

I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11

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omgitsaheadcrab 10 points 2 years ago

I've bean there before

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KomfortablesKissen 9 points 2 years ago

What is the office doing in the kitchen?

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AeonFelis 8 points 2 years ago

This has not bean your best day

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Nugscree 8 points 2 years ago

I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.

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MataVatnik 6 points 2 years ago

Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺

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dejected_warp_core 8 points 2 years ago

Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?

Here's my contribution:

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FlyingSquid 5 points 2 years ago

This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!

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veganpizza69 5 points 2 years ago

Garbanzo beans = chickpeas

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FlyingSquid 8 points 2 years ago

You are not helping!

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dejected_warp_core 2 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna be "that guy" and say they're pulses.

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realitista 1 point 2 years ago

This guy never stopped. He's true blue.

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dejected_warp_core 1 point 2 years ago

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hperrin 7 points 2 years ago

IT’S BEAN TIME!!

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sirico 7 points 2 years ago

Back to beans!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 2 years ago

I won't tell if you won't

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0ops 2 points 2 years ago

But even if I do tell someone, I'll make them promise not to tell. Watertight baby

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kreskin 2 points 2 years ago

telling anyone would be a red line.

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GeorgimusPrime 1 point 2 years ago

Too late, the beans has been spilled

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kreskin 1 point 2 years ago

Those beans were promised that desk in the beans holy book.

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TempermentalAnomaly 6 points 2 years ago

How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?

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asteriskeverything 6 points 2 years ago

I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???

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FlyingSquid 2 points 2 years ago

Are you saying you don't?

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HenriVolney 6 points 2 years ago

Bean-master level unlocked!

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voracread 6 points 2 years ago

RIP.

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Ghostwurm 9 points 2 years ago
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BedSharkPal 6 points 2 years ago

And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.

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loudWaterEnjoyer 6 points 2 years ago

BEANS

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TheColonel 5 points 2 years ago

Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?

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tgxn 5 points 2 years ago

oh no, not the beans!

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UltraGiGaGigantic 5 points 2 years ago

I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job

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Surp 5 points 2 years ago

At least the safe did it's job

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LordWiggle 5 points 2 years ago

What would you need 2 vaults for?

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Jimmycakes 7 points 2 years ago

The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.

The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.

Standard restaurant set up.

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LordWiggle 2 points 2 years ago

That's really smart. Thank you for the explanation!

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BigBenis 6 points 2 years ago

One for each of the bowls if beans

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Grabthar 2 points 2 years ago

In case you want to use it more than once.

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FlyingSquid 1 point 2 years ago

Vault 31 is for people in cryo-sleep. Duh.

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LordWiggle 2 points 2 years ago

I prefer vault 11. Human sacrifice ftw

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tiredofsametab 5 points 2 years ago

You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.

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ZILtoid1991 5 points 2 years ago

That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!

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danekrae 4 points 2 years ago

Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...

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formergijoe 4 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.

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ILikeBoobies 4 points 2 years ago

This gentleman is eating beans

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SeraphimNova 4 points 2 years ago

I've never bean so disappointed. 😔

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mvirts 3 points 2 years ago

Come on guys, the beans go in the safe

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dan 3 points 2 years ago

Why are there that many beans and a Chick-fil-A box of some sort near a computer? I'm so confused lol

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rothaine 3 points 2 years ago

Are those the motherboards?

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dan 3 points 2 years ago

This is beans! This is food!

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flango 3 points 2 years ago

Damn, that computer is hungry!

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loomi 3 points 2 years ago

I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.

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ZMoney 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like queso, so maybe this was at a Chipotle or Qdoba.

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FlyingSquid 2 points 2 years ago

Post-digested baked beans?

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simplejack 3 points 2 years ago

Kevin’s famous chili?

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deacon 3 points 2 years ago

I know this won't help but for what it's worth those look delicious.

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sit 2 points 2 years ago

Whoever did this is the king of the

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GeorgimusPrime 2 points 2 years ago

Whoever is responsible should not be trusted with any sensing information.

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Siegfried 2 points 2 years ago

NSFMR

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Internetexplorer 2 points 2 years ago
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subiacOSB 2 points 2 years ago

What did you do Kevin?

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prettybunnys 2 points 2 years ago

KFC or smth?

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HawlSera 1 point 2 years ago

This nibbler eating beans.

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mavu 1 point 2 years ago

Is there some context i am missing?

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DerArzt 6 points 2 years ago

They spilled the beans

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mavu 2 points 2 years ago

I was hoping it could have bean a better joke.

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