yew got a lie-sense for that boner?

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.

Good boy, you don't come until Trump tells you to.

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Bu....bu....but I thought the Republicans were the party of freedom..........

Aaaand they all immediately have one. Like they always did.

B- b- but, California b-b-bad! 🥺 Don't you see how oppressed you are? You're really oppressed out there. 🥺

who would've guessed

Yeah but could you imagine voting for them?

What a DUMB SOCIALIST Comment! Freedom is the Government FORCING you Into a Porn Database while OUTLAWING Plants!

One of my fave porn vids got affected though.

— a Nord

It’s all relative. Lots of personal freedom, taxed like a mother fucker.

As it should be honestly but there are many people that don’t see it that way and view taxation as a form of oppression.

KOSA would require age verification for these sites and social networking. Nationally.

Luckily the bill appears to be dead

Well, they know what parts of what videos you watch, your favorite keywords, time/days patterns, location, I'd say they can train AI on that data

Can you imagine, training rec algos for porn sites on intensity of movement and facial expressions...

Edit: if this ever happens (and I'm 85% convinced it will in some way), I'll just start crankin' to financial spreadsheets and medication specs, keep'em guessing.

Biometric Orgasm face photo lol

"Your stroke signature does not match our records"

Why no, they specifically mentioned it being highly secure

Well at least it's not going to the federal government so it should be somewhat safe

I am really curious how long it will take them to ban VPNs.

Every YouTuber sponsored by nordvpn: 🤑🤑🤑

Eh, no need for crazy latency, just get one in Colorado or something nearby.

This is how we lose access to personal encryption

Given how close most elections are and the low turnout, I would say at least 40% of voters and 50% of the population didn't vote for this without even having to look at the election results.

You know damn well not all Floridians voted for this shit. This is the same kind of out-group bullshit red hat shit bags do. You’re just being intentionally divisive.

It must be real inconvenient to have to turn on a VPN, it's like a whole button that they have to click, Libs totally owned. Meanwhile the actual weird idiots that voted for this can barely operate a mouse and so they actually do have to suffer the consequences of their own decisions.

Does the UK have anti porn laws? Can't say that being very effective, since I appear to be circumventing them without intending to.

When I was a kid I thought the "for which it stands" in the national anthem was in reference to a country called "witchistan", which was presumably full of witches.

Bonus points if your name is Jose.

I accidentally came up with a Minnesotan version: "Oh hey, can you see"

That sounds like a chicken and egg problem. How is the cum getting on the ID before accessing the porn? If you use another means, surely you will no longer be in the mood for accessing a porn site...

Yet another republican tax increase.

I spun up OpenVPN on a Digital Ocean droplet 7-years ago. LOL, no longer have any idea how it works, but it's $6/mo. and never dies. 🏴‍☠️

Yeah and just torrent porn or use those debrid services. Stop giving these sites that bend the knee traffic.

It's a lubed slope

I wonder if that'll end up being true. I'd guess these constituents represent voters that watch porn at least as much on average as anyone else. I'm going to go ahead and guess above average. They might get tired of this and push for change. But I'm also admittedly less educated on how our political system works than I should be and might be overestimating how much influence Florida Man has because he's disgruntled at having to jump through hurdles to fap.

Return of the hollow porn stash log in the forest.

Conservatives jerk off to porn all the time. This isn't even strictly conservative per-say, its just generic American prudishness. 30 years ago, you'd have Tipper Gore and Newt Gingrich coming together to restrict the sale of rap music CDs and wrestling themed video games to anyone under the age of 13, on similar grounds.

Demanding everyone have an ID present any time they want to do anything is a throw-back to the 90s liberal fixation on "accountability" that was a proxy for mass surveillance.

To be able to vote outside the two party system with the ability to transfer your vote if your preference doesn't win to prevent a spoiler effect

"Please suck verification dick to continue."

But what if woman?

We have lemmynsfw

So what who cares. VPNs cost money and this is a question of basic freedom.

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states. Like, I grew up with piracy, torrents, and old school forums. These educated me on computers enough that I made a career out of it. And most of that computer knowledge was gained because I wanted to see big tittied women sit on each other's faces. These laws don't stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

And this is definitely not one of the cases of "oh it'll reduce numbers overall though". No the fuck it won't. It's porn. They're gonna access it. Literally every YouTuber they watch is sponsored by a VPN.

The only healthy thing to do is actually talking to your kids about porn. Educating them on its potential harms. But Republicans don't ever want to talk to their kids. Ironically, these "drain the swamp" people just want daddy government to "prevent" their kids from accessing it. Which these laws don't do.

Prohibition but worse

MAGA Republicans: will riot if you give them a Facebook event invite

Democrats: let's see, maybe they will riot if you take their houses or something. At least they might write a strongly worded comment

No because there are a million different websites that just don't follow these rules. All this does is dissuade people who are both clueless about where to find porn and not particularly determined.

It also won't make a difference when basically every major social media website is a softcore porn website. I feel like conservatives opened their crusade by targeting thotfluencers they would have had a lot of momentum.

I wonder how many are from a middlefinger next to a dick

Fiefdom*

There has to be a lot of old porn boxes in the woods. Since kid stopped looking for them in favor of Internet.

I VPN’s to Florida and e621 needs no age verification. Time for every Florida person to become a furry!

Free range porn, like our ancestors used to watch

Nowadays, there's not much to learn. For user-friendly OSes, just install the VPN app, sign in like any other service, and, at a minimum, hit "go". Most people will want to scroll through a list of locations of where they want to appear to be, choose a location, then hit "go".

Yup, my red state pulled this nonsense, so I made a WiFi network that connects to a VPN for you in a less stupid state. If I get blocked somewhere, I just change WiFi networks.

If they knew that, they wouldn't have made the post

I think it's uncontroversial to say that porn is bad for children, and I would say that social media is bad for children as well. I think as one matures and becomes an adult both become less bad, less fraught, but the difference between the two of Is that one with one of them you sometimes want to be anonymous, and the other one you almost always want to be anonymous.

I mean I'm against requiring affirmative identity verification online anyway, even as a solution to keeping children away from things that are unhealthy for them. You can't sacrifice the freedom of adults on the altar of protecting children.

VPN bans are my red line where I start putting all my time and money into getting citizenship elsewhere.

Why would you want a profile on a porn site? That's just one data breach away from revealing all your naughty secrets.

Why is it everyone's problem that parents can't figure out that their kids shouldn't have unlimited unrestricted access to the internet? They know not to let their children loose on the Las Vegas strip, why can't they apply the same logic to the internet? I don't agree with 10 year olds looking at porn even slightly but also it's not my problem. I'm tired of the world making everything child friendly. I don't have kids for a reason and if I want to watch Human Centipede 1-4 while blasting hardcore dwarf deepthroat gangbang porn then that's my prerogative.

Certainly a lot of the responsibility falls on guardians, but it’s hard to moderate when you’re up against the giant machines of social media.

It's really not. Establish an open and trusting relationship with your kids.

Porn will be accessible without ID regardless, because plenty of sites operate outside the neutron jurisdiction of the US. All this does is punish responsible sites and push kids onto sketchier websites.

The only real solution here is responsible parenting. If you're not going to be a responsible parent, don't have kids.

First they came for the wankers... And I didn't speak up.

Conservatives practically invented taking advantage of women and considering them nothing but their property.

Because, apparently gay porn (with men) or just men in porn at all doesn't exist. I understand that some porn producers can be exploitative, especially to women, but that doesn't mean the whole industry is bad and needs to be blocked.