Terrible idea

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13igTyme 224 points a year ago

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

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Thedogdrinkscoffee 90 points a year ago

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

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TachyonTele 19 points a year ago

Bring yo needles!

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Fuck_u_spez_ 32 points a year ago

Okay I'm here. What now?

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ivanafterall 22 points a year ago

Sunscreen, maybe?

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YiddishMcSquidish 8 points a year ago

Raise hell!

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LadyButterfly 5 points a year ago

Username made me chortle

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1985MustangCobra -7 points a year ago

wtf

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TachyonTele 12 points a year ago

What? If you're not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It's the beach.

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1985MustangCobra -11 points a year ago

how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.

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Thedogdrinkscoffee 16 points a year ago

I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)

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1985MustangCobra -7 points a year ago

huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.

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rumschlumpel 1 point a year ago

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ReluctantMuskrat 20 points a year ago

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

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copd 5 points a year ago

You guys have hot sand? - British person

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ebolapie 2 points a year ago

I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.

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helpImTrappedOnline 18 points a year ago

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

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bcgm3 14 points a year ago

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

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_AutumnMoon_ 1 point a year ago

there is one other place it can sit :3

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angrystego 1 point a year ago

The point of the post is you can, though.

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Septimaeus 10 points a year ago

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a year ago

The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors

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Septimaeus 2 points a year ago

Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.

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rumschlumpel 2 points a year ago

I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...

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Septimaeus 1 point a year ago

Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.

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Donkter 9 points a year ago

Take flasks.

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aeronmelon 5 points a year ago

Take wooden barrels.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points a year ago

Take sheep bladders

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toynbee 9 points a year ago

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this: Tip resistant decanter

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Strawberry 4 points a year ago

how?

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toynbee 6 points a year ago

They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.

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jaybone 6 points a year ago

Seems like a big wide base would be safer.

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Dasus 1 point a year ago

I'm having a hard time seeing how you're not seeing how.

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bier 6 points a year ago

For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

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13igTyme 9 points a year ago

Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

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ParadoxSeahorse 4 points a year ago

Super pretty decades or centuries later tho

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bier 1 point a year ago

Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.

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13igTyme 2 points a year ago

Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.

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DeathsEmbrace 5 points a year ago

You can stick tall cans in the sand

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Devjavu 1 point a year ago

But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?

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tigeruppercut 3 points a year ago

Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won't fling metal shards around everywhere

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Devjavu 3 points a year ago

My Stick grenade does.

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LadyMeow 96 points a year ago

Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?

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gigastasio 24 points a year ago

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aeronmelon 6 points a year ago

Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.

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KSPAtlas 9 points a year ago

Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country

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andros_rex 6 points a year ago

context

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LadyMeow 4 points a year ago

Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol

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YiddishMcSquidish 5 points a year ago

Where's fisting enthusiast when you need him?

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samus12345 51 points a year ago

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Dasus 35 points a year ago

Well at least that's a flared base.

But, uhm... context?

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rapchee 45 points a year ago

everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct

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Dasus 15 points a year ago

Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.

I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.

Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.

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samus12345 15 points a year ago

apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.

It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.

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Auli 2 points a year ago

If watched it don't remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.

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rapchee 7 points a year ago

they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously

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hanrahan 1 point a year ago

On the flip side, I didn't make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time

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Event_Horizon 8 points a year ago

Now I'm curious what you do rate as a good movie

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samus12345 15 points a year ago

From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.

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Dasus 3 points a year ago

I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks

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samus12345 6 points a year ago

Yeah, I figured I'd write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.

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NullPointerException 38 points a year ago

It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?

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iAmTheTot 7 points a year ago

I'm no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?

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UnderpantsWeevil 51 points a year ago

The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.

Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.

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Vitaly 19 points a year ago

Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact

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Akasazh 2 points a year ago

I wonder what the unit of hotness is.

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Gork 13 points a year ago

!Subscribe to sand/butt facts

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MisterFrog 1 point a year ago

You'd have to bury it fairly deep.

I'm Australia at least, you'd just be warming up your beer.

Glass bottles at the beach is a big no no though.

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Evil_Shrubbery 24 points a year ago

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Devjavu 4 points a year ago

Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?

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Evil_Shrubbery 1 point a year ago

Just random well-known reaction gifs (but if you want to know: Anna Sloan, Sheldon J. Plankton, Elizaveta Podkorytova).

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Devjavu 2 points a year ago

I didn't know Sir Plankton had a first or second name. Nor did I know that his last name is Plankton and not his first.

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pulsewidth 18 points a year ago

I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.

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ilinamorato 12 points a year ago

Actually it says "Ocean Blindness." And apparently it's a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.

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pulsewidth 6 points a year ago

Thanks for digging, that's cool. I'm glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.

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echodot 18 points a year ago

Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 10 points a year ago

Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.

They refer instead to the butthole, though

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hungryphrog 7 points a year ago

He means sticking it in one's ass, and you probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.

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Devjavu 5 points a year ago

Because it echoes when I fart?

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hungryphrog 3 points a year ago

Yes, exactly that.

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buttnugget 2 points a year ago

Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.

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Ninjasftw 1 point a year ago

I would think with your username that sticking it in your butt would be the first thing that comes to mind!

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pulsewidth 3 points a year ago

You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that's not uncommon).

The butt thing does make it funnier though.

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FireRetardant 16 points a year ago

Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"

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YiddishMcSquidish 4 points a year ago

Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.

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FireRetardant 7 points a year ago

My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass

My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.

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YiddishMcSquidish 4 points a year ago

Finally, a drinking game that's inclusive to our amputatee homies!

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joel_feila 15 points a year ago

I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con

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Broadfern 13 points a year ago

Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen

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YiddishMcSquidish 5 points a year ago

Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.

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starchylemming 4 points a year ago

thats what a rookie would say!

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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points a year ago

Prob isn't even on a first name basis with the good ER folk.

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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points a year ago

Proper equipment

Like a keg?

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Akasazh 2 points a year ago

A jar

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Guilvareux 12 points a year ago

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…

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Buddahriffic 3 points a year ago

Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?

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yum 0 points a year ago

Wash the sand off first

Or don't if that's what you're into

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Devjavu 12 points a year ago

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…

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joel_feila 4 points a year ago

But chugging is a thing apparently

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Devjavu 5 points a year ago

Butt-chugging you mean

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AvocadoSandwich 5 points a year ago

We have a connoisseur I see!

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Devjavu 4 points a year ago

That's colonsir, please.

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adaveinthelife 4 points a year ago

Wash the sand off first

Or don't if that's what you're into

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Devjavu 3 points a year ago

Negative lubrication

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wabafee 1 point a year ago

Why not stick a sand paper along the way

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drunkpostdisaster 12 points a year ago

What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?

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BonesOfTheMoon 2 points a year ago

If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.

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CyberTaco 11 points a year ago

Well of course, the base isn't flared.

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Evil_Shrubbery 3 points a year ago

CyberOSHA over here demanding we don't have fun ...

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peteypete420 10 points a year ago

Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.

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YiddishMcSquidish 4 points a year ago

Nope, nope, nope, this is for nowhere. I'm having vivid flash backs of the jar video.

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ivanafterall 4 points a year ago

I'm thinking anus.

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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points a year ago

Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the anus. This for somewhere else.

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UnculturedSwine 9 points a year ago

That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.

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djdarren 9 points a year ago

🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶

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BonesOfTheMoon 4 points a year ago

clap clap.

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ccunning 8 points a year ago

I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…

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TachyonTele 3 points a year ago

Sand to sand!

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ccunning 3 points a year ago

))<>((

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DarrinBrunner 6 points a year ago

Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.

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Dicska 8 points a year ago

And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a year ago

Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points a year ago

Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.

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ceenote 6 points a year ago

But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?

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wildncrazyguy138 3 points a year ago

Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?

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DrDystopia 6 points a year ago

That's not the way to go about it, now I'm definitively thinking about it. 🫠

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NeatNit 5 points a year ago

Don't think about a pink elephant.

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DrDystopia 8 points a year ago

I don't think I could fit an entire elephant back there, no matter the color.

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fartsparkles 3 points a year ago

Not with that attitude!

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panda_abyss 5 points a year ago

Those things look fun to throw

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HikingVet 4 points a year ago

Bet if you put fletching on it you could get some good long distance accuracy.

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BonesOfTheMoon 4 points a year ago

My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.

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MycelialMass 4 points a year ago

How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??

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n0respect 4 points a year ago

I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn't do it in reverse with the swelling.

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Treczoks 4 points a year ago

So you get warm beer?

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ivanafterall 9 points a year ago

Not if you go to a cold beach.

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Kalothar 3 points a year ago

This is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years

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Evil_Shrubbery 1 point a year ago

Hopefully these don't shatter as easily as the big ones ...

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Deathray5 3 points a year ago

Obviously there's the but stuff, but isn't sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?

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TessierAshpool 3 points a year ago

Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?

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joel_feila 3 points a year ago

But if not but plug why but plig shaped

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alternategait 7 points a year ago

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ICastFist 4 points a year ago

The bottle cap looks flared enough

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ThunderQueen 4 points a year ago

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Bebopalouie 2 points a year ago

aaaaand the ER’s filling up.

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Isa 2 points a year ago

But it is designed, to be stuck into the sand … designed to!! Why then shouldn't I think about sticking it into the sand at the beach, why?!

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massive_bereavement 6 points a year ago

Because it is coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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scutiger 3 points a year ago

The message from the ER doctor suggest that ge expects people to put them in their butts, and advises that they not.

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Isa 1 point a year ago

Richard Castle speechless GIF

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Sam_Bass 1 point a year ago

Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?

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falseWhite 1 point a year ago

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MonkderVierte 1 point a year ago

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devolution 1 point a year ago

What are you doing step-brother?

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db2 -4 points a year ago

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scutiger 18 points a year ago

Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.

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db2 -9 points a year ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

Sorry you didn't understand it.

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blind3rdeye 4 points a year ago

Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive-humor)

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samus12345 5 points a year ago

See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.

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Deathray5 1 point a year ago

Isn't it also probably dangerous in the sand?

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db2 1 point a year ago

Glass on the beach is always an asshole move.

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