I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway... Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.

Sounds like a lot of responsibilities.

I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.

You're not really in your 20s if you aren't doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit

I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.

Can you elaborate om how you were "dumb in many ways" in your 20s?

Yeah when I was being the young hot piece of ass for a woman with a kid my age I knew where I stood: proof mom is a cougar

Not dumb at all, it was a core life experience, not much different than many people go through. It's fairly common with the gender roles reversed.

Most of us were dumb in our twenties

My wife is 14 years older than I am. Honestly things are great for the most part.

We have one thing you, nor the post have though: no kids. Kids would ruin this relationship honestly, but a big part of our lives is being selfish for teach, if that makes sense. But its great, wouldn't trade my woman for anything.

You should have fucked the 20 and 19 year olds to establish dominance.

It's time for a switcharoo

Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be...

he only bottoms.

What does this mean?

Edit: I get it now, thanks everyone. I missed some slang being homeschooled.

"If I win I fuck your mom rough tonight"

Haven't had a problem with it. Life's expensive, I couldn't afford anything, but I still can't and I don't think I would've otherwise.

I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn't know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.

Now I'm 35 and I'm older, wiser, better. And I'm now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.

I'd argue it's much more fun to figure out parenthood while you're young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you're older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.

Bright side is that they're out of the house by 45. Still though, I'd rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.

Grandparent at 50 is better than grandparents at 70

For most of human history, it's been routine.

This is the only reasonable answer.

Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤

Some people just live the most insane lives.

My mother used to be a teacher and at one point in her class back in the 80s she had four kids who all had the same father, but different mothers, the largest age difference between the youngest and the oldest was 5 months. He wasn't even attractive he looked like a drug addict, I don't know what the women saw in him.

He wasn't in the picture for any of them and had to pay alimony for four different kids, to four different mothers. He couldn't afford this because he was barely employed himself, and so he faked his own death. He managed to get fake passports and everything.

But what if that’s your fetish?

I'm sorry to inform you sir but that game is definitely called rock paper scissors

He's trying to take responsibility!

Ich kann mich wage erinnern, das früher jedes Lebensjahr als entscheidender unterschied für jüngere betrachtet wurde.

At 30 he's old enough to make his own decisions...

In other words, who cares?

You're more of a pick them up from daycare type, huh?

He made this account six days ago just to troll people. Nice work.