What in the American yeehaw is this

Its crazy that this is the picture they chose to represent their product. That's as good as it gets.

"Carl's Jr. Extra Big-Ass Taco- now with more molecules

Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating."

I'm sorry how many balls

30 years ago when I was stuck working a crappy 3rd shift job, these were one of the few decent things to eat in the break room. I can still recall the taste but I can't say I miss it.

Holy shit.

I've had one of these once.

... I recommend it to an adventurous eater, or someone who has depression.

Because you can eat one of these, and know with 100% confidence that this will be the worst hamburger you ever eat, and that everything else, everything after, is definitionally upward from there.

Truly these things are so awful they reset my entire scale for how awful food can taste.

I'm not gonna sit here pretend like I haven't had these gas station microwave cheeseburgers before.

Yes it's probably been decades, but I can still remember eating these when I was in certain "situations" and there's a quality to them that isn't horrible, if you don't mind eating all the plastics and preservatives that come with it. There's something about the way the bread steams in the bag.

I do remember that you have got to make sure you microwave it thoroughly, and then you have got to let it cool a few minutes.

It's pretty hard to explain what "sad looking food" is in my language. I just show people American public school lunch.

Never seen this one before, but my job had a few of these in the freezer vending machine. I actually thought they were decent, but everyone thought i was crazy lol. It was absolutely a passible meal for $2.50 at the time.

Is frozen food as bad everywhere as it is in the US?

It's the most nasty, chewy shit in the world here. I freeze home cooked meals and they reheat fine, so I don't get how 99%+ of our frozen food is so disgusting.

The rule with these is to avoid throwing the bread in the microwave and toast it instead. It's actually not bad.

To clarify: it's not bad considering the extremely low bar.

I decided to not become a pornstar 😭. I could have been there getting it on with the most beautiful women in the world. But I don't know if y'all noticed, they only got two! Every sex porn guy only has two balls! What do they do to their third ball!!!!

What are these? Is this a 7-11 special?

Steamed Hams!

A friend of mine once had me pose with two of these when on a roadtrip (we had never seen them before).

So he could say I had "azburgers"

Damn forgot about cheap vending machine burgers. Moved out when I was 17, my roommate's mom worked for a company "Canteen" that restocked something like these into vending machines, so we got a lot for free every week.

Ate a whole bunch in the first year. Eventually got really sick of them. Very believable you could grow a third ball from the preservatives. I'll probably get some kind of cancer instead.

Is this a frozen product, or is it wrapped at room temperature like a Joe Louis cake? What in tarnation am I even looking at?

i wonder how often the ceo and board members of companies like conagra 'eat their own dog food'.

just a hunch, but i'm guessing that's never.

I looked these up to see if the AZ was terrible marketing or if these started in Arizona. It’s terrible marketing by chicken and meat giant Tyson Foods and they look nasty as hell

I’m sad to report that I too have eaten some of these when I was a kid.

We had some of these in a break room at a company I worked at but I never tried them. Is there something different from other frozen hamburgers?

This is basically no different than the burger you get at Applebee's, other than they have the sense to toast the buns.

I miss these... Nobody near me sells them since I moved. Walmart used to have their own knock-offs that were just as good (a little smaller but also like $2 cheaper) but they don't anymore.

Sometimes I just want a cheap, quick microwave burger or chicken sandwich, but I still want it to taste decent. These are just that. The actual worst burgers are what Sysco sells to schools and what gas stations have near the hotdogs.

The 3rd ball was a tumor folks. Nothing to see here.

Gas station food will not keep you healthy, but it WILL keep you from starving. Though you'd have to be starved of both food and the time or will to cook something for yourself

IRL that reminds me of my sister - drank Pepsi with almost every meal through her teenage years, never had a cavity until age 30. Dunno about diabadeetees tho.

3 balls?

Yuck I can taste the TVP already

All 3 balls...