Humans are apes.

This is a very simple concept, folks.

That’s factually false.

He can save a lot of humans every day by doing something humanitarian and does not.

The only logical inference is that his motivation is not saving humans but killing apes.

I'll wager he's also done sweet fuck all to save any human

I’d punch one Matt Walsh in the face to save all humans from having to read this fucking drivel.

nancy reagan sucked a ton of dicks and we still got the crack epidemic

Its always "I'm willing to kill for my pet peeve", its never "I'm willing to die without hurting anyone else for my pet peeve"

I think the environmental knock-on effect of wiping out all gorillas might cause more than one human to die in the future, directly or indirectly.

Also, gorilla dicks are small and they cum pretty much instantly, so you could easily get through all gorillas on Earth in an afternoon. Matt Walsh might get it done in 20 minutes, what with his extensive experience of sucking huge amounts of dick on Twitter.

They are always eager for violence, but paying for universal healthcare? Food and housing? Suddenly, they spew some bullshit about personal responsibility or somerhing.

How exactly are we more.important?

Earth probably hates us and thinks we're parasites.

Humans are apes numb nuts

Who would kill every Matt Walsh to save one ape, tho?

taken further this is: "i'm the most important human of the humans to me ... thus i will kill all of you to save me" absolute psycho type shit

As if Matt Walsh would save LGBTQ, non-Christians and people of color

Humans are apes so I assume this means he'll kill every last one of us to save himself.

I think the proper rephrasing should be, "Would you suck one ape dick to save every human?"

It is physically possible (unlike "every" ape dick) and shapes up as a lose-lose: OP's either a hypocrite or an ape-dick sucker.

He gets to save a human and suck every ape's dick!

i had an exclusive tour of a preserve in the congo because my sister was dating this guy who worked there (she loves BBC for some reason), and i met a few gorillas up close and personal. you're never gonna believe this one, but one of them (her name was gretchen) shared a peach with me because she was full, and while i was eating it--are you ready?--she wrapped one arm around me in a warm embrace; that soft exterior gave way to a burst of sugary nectar that tasted as sweet as anything out of a factory with 50g of sugar, including coca cola and little debbie.

but it was the love that made it so sweet.

i've never even felt that kind of unconditional love out of my children; that kind of love that's sprouted from seeds planted by a hand with a deep understanding of the human condition, with all of its pains and glories; you don't need the cosmos when you're so in touch with the ragged soil of earth.

my son and daughter told me they hate me because i wouldn't buy them a ps5 and this was after i built a totally modern gaming rig and sprung for the best graphics card and a 4tb SSD that they refuse to fill up all the way because piracy is immoral. but they wanted to play the new persona, and i love them, so i bought them the ps5 and they haven't changed their attitude. now they want veja sneakers even though the new balance t500 has a sleeker silhouette, a timeless vintage style and costs $100 less.

i still think of getchen from time to time and how she had a better figure than my wife.

if you killed every ape, you would disrupt the ecosystem and kill every human

Who the fuck is this bell end Matt Walsh?

So this guy would make apes extinct to save Hitler? Fucking nazi simps.

But we are apes... come on!

Matt Walsh is a dumbass. It’s a simple concept.

No, sucking monkey peen is just fun

he’s still alive? ffs

I say we let him try. Hand-to-hand combat. Every ape vs. Matt Walsh.

"no it would take to long" is what I would answer if I was him

Actually, I've been contacted by every ape on this subject. They are mostly tops and would like to, you know. Anyway they are ok with condoms because these days it's a no brainer.

I can't say I'm thrilled about being murdered but the fellatio beforehand is some consolation I suppose. I wonder who the lucky one to be spared will be.

What makes humans more important in these people's eyes i can never understand? Those animals also have hopes and dreams and internal lives that they deserve to pursue.

He'd probably embed thermal paste up every fish's butt just to save one human.

Jake Lang will likely respond with an non elaborated "yeah."

Somehow I feel like this is gonna get followed up by something like "Did you know roman Soldiers used to suck gorilla dick?".

I'd suck em all to suck yours Thor!

And killing Matt Walsh would at least save a few people. But I'd do it for a Klondike bar.

Is sucking lots of dick supposed to be an insult?

Actions that lead to more animal harm and more animal death typically involve more harm, or even death in extreme cases, to humans as well.

But as others pointed out, this person pretty clearly cares about nothing but himself anyway. So that tracks.

And that's how you know Peacemaker is the real deal. Of course he'd suck those dicks. Who's first, come on!

because humans are more important

How? Why? We are by far the most destructive animal on the planet. We would exterminate any other species that ever got close to doing as much damage.