A_Union_of_Kobolds 96 points 5 days ago
A_norny_mousse 10 points 5 days ago
sweaty
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I often think about Kyle Broflovski's father, sitting down with a nice glass of red wine, cracking his knuckles to troll the shit out of the internet
bloomnolia 6 points 5 days ago
I barely save memes lol
applebusch 3 points 5 days ago
mmmm thats my favorite flavor. shame theyre not making it anymore. none of the off brands taste quite right.
GalacticGrapefruit 5 points 5 days ago
It's okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. đ„Č
A_norny_mousse 10 points 5 days ago
So the IRS did show up? Not sure I'm getting this.
BlueOysterCultist 10 points 5 days ago
Even worse, probably the FBI
They handle terroristic threats online
isleepinahammock 7 points 5 days ago
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more "giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer."
fartographer 7 points 5 days ago
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
GalacticGrapefruit 6 points 5 days ago
Ohh! Wait, you've never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
VoodooAardvark 7 points 5 days ago
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
ContriteErudite 2 points 4 days ago
Haven't seen this in forever. Thank you for keeping the old magic alive.
GalacticGrapefruit 2 points 5 days ago
đWell, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. đČ
Protoknuckles 47 points 5 days ago
THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!
 CalypsoGirl -2 points 5 days ago
So are you saying you wouldn't call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? đ
TotallynotJessica 3 points 5 days ago
Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you're the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won't want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.
CalypsoGirl -1 points 4 days ago
I'm sorry if your world is all mad max lawlessness but in my world this is how I've successfully gone about things: Intruder in house > call 911 > police come & file a report > eventually get a warrant for the intruder's arrest > intruder eventually gets apprehended & removed from society. Peace restored.
TotallynotJessica 4 points 4 days ago
Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren't glorified gang members
snoons 2 points 5 days ago
Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.
*For your enjoyment:
waterbird 13 points 5 days ago
omg, i remember someecards!!! that is crazy. Amazing to have seen these a million years ago when they were ubiquitous, and to have not even noticed their slow extinction. Seeing this kind of gave me time whiplash.
call_me_xale 43 points 5 days ago
Quite new, since I recently reset my phone lol
call_me_xale 2 points 5 days ago
"WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRR"
NickwithaC 3 points 4 days ago
Why does she even have that lever?
gastroglizzy 9 points 5 days ago
Looks like an album cover.
FunStuffIsFun 14 points 5 days ago
Anal bum cover will keep the farts in.
usualsuspect191 40 points 5 days ago
What's up
A_norny_mousse 4 points 5 days ago
barely a meme, but well done
(now my mind is grinding away trying to find a suitable caption to make it into a meme)
simulacra_procession 38 points 5 days ago
agent_nycto 1 point 4 days ago
That's pretty funny
SneakyWeasel 28 points 5 days ago
Oldest one in my phone
gastroglizzy 8 points 5 days ago
He bears the ancient texts...
carpelbridgesyndrome 26 points 5 days ago
diegantobass 24 points 5 days ago
This thread is gold
cybervseas 23 points 5 days ago
I thought I'd have something older but here we are
RememberTheApollo_ 23 points 5 days ago
~2013
yourNewFavouriteUser 23 points 5 days ago
TotallynotJessica 23 points 5 days ago
It's hard to tell which is truly the oldest, but here are some contenders:
rain_enjoyer 23 points 5 days ago
2015, but that's just when i've saved it, or more like recovered from dying website that was around for a decade before or so
Alfredolin 4 points 5 days ago
Wzf?
turdas 21 points 5 days ago
Hard to say what the oldest is since the creation dates of the files have gone through at least a couple of filesystem changes, but this is definitely one of the older ones, probably circa 2008. And it is technically on my phone since I sync my pictures folder on my Google Drive.
ARMADILLOMANIA 20 points 5 days ago
The oldest meme from the backup of my old phone
SeventySeven 19 points 4 days ago
Sadly it only goes back 3 years
SpraynardKruger 16 points 5 days ago
This is the oldest according to date saved
Drekaridill 13 points 5 days ago
Saved in 2017
![U get $700 Million⊠but u can't use the egg in a pan Emoji for 2 days / Would u do it?? [Picture of the đł emoji in the iMessage draft bar.]](https://pawb.social/pictrs/image/3906460b-c5e4-4188-aa6b-51f0a5b71244.webp)
MrChewy 12 points 5 days ago
Context of the joke is that "burek" is allegedly only with meat, however, many have put other shit into the same structure and called it "burek" anyways, and some even changed the structure a bit but stuck to putting only meat in it, leading to the liberalisation of what constitutes a "burek" (neutral-neutral); and thus, the question of what defines a "burek" was raised and was funnily represented through this meme (many take this WAY more seriously than you'd assume)
glizzyguzzler 11 points 5 days ago
ACAB includes past and present meme cops (and future of course)
whats_a_lemmy 11 points 5 days ago
Phone:
Oldest saved anywhere:
almost1337 10 points 5 days ago
I was working for Salesforce at the time, too
QualifiedKitten 9 points 5 days ago
Oldest one in my cloud Memes folder
Oldest one on device
lazycouchpotato 8 points 5 days ago
Oldest on my phone:
MithranArkanere 8 points 5 days ago
I do not save memes on my phone.
I do have a baby hedgehog yawning in my ancient OneDrive.
It used to brighten my day.
possumparty 7 points 4 days ago
surprisingly wholesome
VoteNixon2016 6 points 5 days ago
March 7th, 2010
Takeshidude 6 points 5 days ago
Kilroy was here
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble 6 points 4 days ago
jivandabeast 4 points 4 days ago
This is one of the oldest on my phone, from 2016 (there were three older ones, but they were too specific to my friend group)
thevoidzero 4 points 4 days ago
It has been a while since Boku no hero was completed, one piece still hasn't lol
Darcranium 3 points 4 days ago
This was a great idea btw OP thank you!
Chl0r0f0rm_Angel 3 points 5 days ago path: 0 26203001, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
rounding_error 2 points 3 days ago
I shitpost in c/chainsmokercat
boobookittyfrick 2 points 3 days ago
Fitting
ApplyingAutomation 1 point 5 days ago path: 0 26203718, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
FrederikNJS 1 point 5 days ago
New phone, who disâœ
velummortis 1 point a day ago
2005 Korean meme (also if you like historical dramas with extreme Buddhist lean Shindon is your show)
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