He has a wife, you know.
He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
sigh Pussius

Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Yogurtius.
"Yo, Gurtius!"
Wienerius
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Pad Thaius
Bickus or Regularus?
bbcius
Fudgsicleius
Pizzaius
Cerealius
Cucumber Saladus here, pleased to meet a relative.
My Reuben brother 🤝😤
Shakshukaius
Idk that’s kinda cool actually
Taco Bellius
Calzonius
Nou praat jy!!
Tacosius.
The bestius
Kebabius
I am McDoublious
Sounds like a shitty euphemism for fat lol
Enchiladius
Oatmealius
Leekcakeius
Eggplantius
Icecreamius
Zapiekanksius, wth
This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.
Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..
Like Copernicus.
No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.
Deviledius eggius
Biscoffius
Gummy Bearius
falaffeldürümius
Tortillius
Cakeius
Brisketius
My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.
Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.
We might be related I'm Fried Eggius
Ants-on-a-loggius
Burgerandchipsius
Yorkius Peppermintius Pattius
Chicken lentil stewius
Mozzarellius
Chocolatius maximus
Gyozaius.
I like it!
Cinnamon Toastius
Birria Ramenius is an oddly convincing latin name
Chiliius
Cheese Toastius
Appleius (+ donut and orange, but the apple was the final thing) from last night... as a pseudo dinner
If I actually would eat today it would've been Empanadius, but I'm still in bed...
Sweetpotato Hashius 💪
Macncheesius
Pancakeius
Cheese-itzius
Spaghettius
Mmm I sound delicious
Choripanizius
Cheeseius
Donutius
Breadius
Plumius.
RiceAndPorkius
Cheeriosius.
Kabanossius Cerevisia Dulcius
Chickenius.
Nuggetius Maximus
"Chickenius" (pollus?) Is the new "John"
Gluten-free Croissantius
Jumbo Pretzeldogius
Oatsius
I'm so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?
If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?
Tavukpilavius
Greekus Yogurtius... Yes... Very roman
Sconius. Ain’t bad
Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.
peppericus
Ultimate Omelettius
Friesius
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