CapuccinoCoretto 153 points 25 days ago

Solid shitpost. I'm angry just looking at it. Someone, anyone fight me!

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panda_abyss 128 points 25 days ago

Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

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nilaus 78 points 25 days ago

The fact that you switched the mother and father makes me unreasonably irrate๐Ÿ˜†

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Viking_Hippie 27 points 25 days ago

Like God when a sperm is wasted

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samus12345 14 points 25 days ago

No, he becomes quite irate, not irrate.

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panda_abyss 14 points 25 days ago

Itโ€™s been over 20 years since Iโ€™ve seen that movieโ€ฆ

My goal was to anger and insult you, and it appears to have worked!

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BagOfHeavyStones 3 points 25 days ago

They also changed the tense from past to parent...

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danekrae 27 points 25 days ago

I fart in your general direction!

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Klear 13 points 25 days ago

Now listen here, my good man...

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Kaput 9 points 25 days ago

I fart in your gรฉnรฉral direction!

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partial_accumen 28 points 25 days ago

You're going to be even more angry to learn that your apartment neighbor is using the shared building power to run an industrial aluminum smelter on his balcony as his side hustle. It does explain why he's posting all of those pallets of 6061 alloy bar stock and ingots for sale on Nextdoor and Facebook Marketplace though.

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rain_enjoyer 15 points 25 days ago

i need to see that bosnian ape society video

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CapuccinoCoretto 12 points 25 days ago

That's why my bitcoin farm keeps tripping the breakers. That bastard!

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Canonical_Warlock 142 points 25 days ago

I remember one time I was at a large industrial site working on a cabinet cooler (dedicated air conditioning for large electrical cabinets) on a motor drive cabinet which was was running 480V 3 phase with feeder wires the size of my thumb when their safety guy walked by and saw me poking at the cooler fan with a screwdriver. The conversation went something like this.

Safety guy looking rather concerned: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Cabinet is getting warm because the cooler quit. The fan motor isn't running so I'm trying to give it a bump start with a screwdriver to see if the motor is siezed. Gotta do it this way because otherwise I have to pull the whole cooler off the cabinet to access it properly."

Safety: "You know those wires there are 480V right?"

Me: "Yup."

Safety: "You know those will kill you if you touch them right?"

Me: "That's why I'm not touching them."

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ininewcrow 72 points 25 days ago

Are you posting to Lemmy from the spirit world?

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Lumisal 39 points 25 days ago

How'd you think they became a warlock?

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Trainguyrom 2 points 25 days ago

I thought that was how Lichs were created tho?

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Lumisal 4 points 25 days ago

If you involve high enough levels of electricity you can choose which

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Aceticon 5 points 25 days ago

Alternativelly, having been bitten by a radioactive animal early that day, they're now an animal themed superhero.

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Washedupcynic 2 points 24 days ago

They are being channeled by the avatar.

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Rooskie91 76 points 25 days ago

Ah, the Buddhist ground. Untethered from all earthly matters.

Also occasionally self-immolates.

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xavier666 13 points 25 days ago

I am laughing my way to hell, along with you ๐Ÿ˜‚

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YaxPasaj 6 points 25 days ago

This is the best comment I have seen in a long time.

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mkhopper 2 points 25 days ago

๐Ÿ…

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namelivia 60 points 25 days ago

Forbidden gummy

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dance_ninja 16 points 25 days ago

It's cherry flavored!

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antsu 51 points 25 days ago

It's a low current warning. It means the system needs more amps!

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fartographer 15 points 25 days ago

Instructions unclear, now driving a time traveling Delorean

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W98BSoD 22 points 25 days ago

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RichardNixos 1 point 25 days ago

It's fun to see old reddit memes on decentreddit

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Kaligalis 45 points 25 days ago

It's the service light. You need to call an electrician.

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ouRKaoS 14 points 25 days ago

... preferably from outside.

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MacaqueAndCheese 45 points 25 days ago

You gotta press it really hard to reset it but be careful because buttons that haven't been pressed in a long time are usually very cold

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bitteroldcoot 34 points 25 days ago

It just means the system is active. You can just ignore it.

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baguettefish 39 points 25 days ago

technically not incorrect

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Lost_My_Mind 0 points 25 days ago

Well, the safe to ignore part is incorrect.

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trxxruraxvr 29 points 25 days ago

OC said you can ignore it, not that it's safe to ignore it.

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LORDSMEGMA 31 points 25 days ago

It's cherry flavored!

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Etterra 28 points 25 days ago

I can smell this room.

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Pat_Riot 27 points 25 days ago

That's the cigarette lighter

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DaleGribble88 27 points 25 days ago

It means that your fuse is still working for at least a couple more minutes

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morphballganon 5 points 25 days ago

I read your comment in Dale's voice

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itsjustachairmary 26 points 25 days ago

It's an emergency stop button and you need to press it NOW

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ininewcrow 25 points 25 days ago

Slather it in butter ... then fry an egg on top ... keep cooking eggs and start up a small breakfast place and call it the 'Ground Nut Breakfast Joint'

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Batmancer 24 points 25 days ago

Hey everyone, I am a layman(uneducated in this field) in these matters. How does one make this happen?

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Etterra 38 points 25 days ago

There's a positive wire touching where it shouldn't be. The metal object, whatever it is, leads to ground, completing a circuit. Metal acts as resistance, converting electricity to heat and light - like the filaments in a toaster or an electric heater. This can also create sparks. Either way it's a sure way to cause a fire. If the metal is thin or melts at a low temperature, or the electricity is high voltage, the metal can melt, causing leaks. Cold liquid coming in contact with hot metal can flash to steam and possibly cause an pressure explosion or worse, depending on if there's gas or other flammable stuff in the environment. It's also an electrocution hazard.

This can happen if summer critter gets in there and chews open a wire. That's what usually causes actual electric fires.

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Batmancer 6 points 25 days ago

I donโ€™t want to make it happen, Iโ€™m just curious.

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JennaR8r 3 points 25 days ago

Better question might be: "How to make sure this NEVER happens?" ๐Ÿ˜„

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Eternal192 24 points 25 days ago

That nut is working overtime.

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fonix232 23 points 25 days ago

Last time I heard this sentence, it was said by the then fiancรฉe (now wife) of one of my friends, who lost a testicle as a teen (the friend, not the wife), when they announced she's pregnant.

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conartistpanda 6 points 25 days ago

He should've put a gps tracker on them

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 23 points 25 days ago

Honest question.

Would touching it burn you, electrocute you, or both?

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OwOarchist 52 points 25 days ago

Burn, not electrocute.

The big grounding busbar there is giving the current a much better path to ground than your body would, so you're pretty much entirely safe from electric shock.

It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

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Lost_My_Mind -8 points 25 days ago

It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

Is this account an AI thats been fed dialog exclusively from Josh from Let's Game It Out?

All that's left is for a conversation about eating food, and your reply is

MMMMMMMM!!!!! Nommie nommie nom!

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cepelinas 1 point 24 days ago

Josh wouldn't be this sane.

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MrQuallzin 25 points 25 days ago

Yes

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Triumph 9 points 25 days ago

Burn. It's a loose connection.

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Canonical_Warlock 6 points 25 days ago

Could also electrocute though if your body is a better path to ground than the bad connection.

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NihilsineNefas 18 points 25 days ago

Cherry flavour

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pewpew 16 points 25 days ago

It's just red paint, the electrician just marked the connection, you can clean it up now

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AccoSpoot1 13 points 25 days ago

It's not supposed to do that.

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boonhet 19 points 25 days ago

It's nut supposed to do that.

FTFY

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0ops 8 points 25 days ago

Screw you dude, you're hanging by a thread with these puns

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boonhet 3 points 24 days ago

I just saw an opportunity and took it. Well, Iโ€™ve got to bolt now!

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over_clox 2 points 24 days ago

Oh screw off..

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rain_enjoyer 14 points 25 days ago

yeah it's supposed to glow green

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anon_8675309 13 points 25 days ago

Says โ€œtouch me, you know youโ€™re curiousโ€.

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ryannathans 2 points 25 days ago

If truly at ground it'd just be a nasty burn, though with the current flowing.. That might not quite be at ground potential there

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Fedizen 11 points 25 days ago

Its the piss light. You're supposed to piss on it.

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merc 2 points 23 days ago

That would generate a lot of smelly steam, but would be safe otherwise.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 11 points 25 days ago

Before someone asks why so much current to earth: blue N wires are connected to it too, so it's the PEN pole of the mostly obsolete but still very common TN-C system. Such current to PE would instantly trip GFCI/RCD in a modern TN-C-S system, now it's just overcurrent through some appliance or wiring gone short circuit and non-compliant breaker/fuse that failed to trip.

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Aganim 11 points 25 days ago

Is your nut red and hot to the touch? Could be an STI, time to see the doctor.

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icelimit 10 points 24 days ago

Self cleaning cycle.

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lime 10 points 25 days ago path: 0 23973778, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 2
hakase 6 points 25 days ago

Always nice to see someone spreading the word about VX!

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lime 4 points 25 days ago

i'm trying, man

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smuuthbrane 8 points 25 days ago

It's ready to eat.

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SubArcticTundra 8 points 25 days ago

Your bill's gonna cost a bit this month

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Kintarian 6 points 25 days ago

Itโ€™s fine, the smoke makes the electrons flow faster

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PodPerson 3 points 25 days ago

The electrons must FLOW

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YellowParenti 2 points 25 days ago

You get them mad enough, they'll flow even if you thought there was enough of an air gap.

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Mulligrubs 6 points 25 days ago

I will touch it to determine the temperature

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stormeuh 6 points 25 days ago

Ground lug nut and bolt: I'm tired boss

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Mpatch 6 points 25 days ago

That's the system on light before the days of light bulbs. Quite the vintage set up you got there.

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BenLeMan 5 points 25 days ago

Your earworm of the day:
The Heat Is On. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

You're welcome! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘

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MehBlah 5 points 25 days ago

Its about to let the smoke out.

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justme 4 points 25 days ago

Does means? I thinks I'ms gettings as strokes

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swagmoney 3 points 25 days ago

well you found the fuse

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captain_aggravated 1 point 25 days ago

If you look very carefully, there's four, maybe five pxels between the n in on and the m in my that aren't a holy shit moment.

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