Anon revisits early youtube

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

eeltech 208 points 2 years ago

Nowadays its all about monetization :/

Lemmy is kinda refreshing and reminds me a lot of the early internet/reddit.

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massive_bereavement 81 points 2 years ago

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sp3tr4l 52 points 2 years ago

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sp3tr4l 2 points 2 years ago

First off, lol, but secondly and in fairness:

If you use something like incogni or ... aura? Aurora? Theres some second one now thats being widely promoted...

If you used one of these things to sort of mop up whatever data you have out there that private brokers have, and then followed your very good advice and used a different DNS system, along with an actual no log, obfuscated payment VPN...

That might actually result in what apparently we olds have known as basic online privacy.

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milicent_bystandr 3 points 2 years ago

Do you have trouble watching your favourite racist shows without the Imperials eavesdropping on - and occasionally executing - you? You need Nord VPN. Because Skyrim belongs to the Nords!


Internet in Skyrim... Skynet? Interim?

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sp3tr4l 2 points 2 years ago

Skyrimternet.

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gmtom 33 points 2 years ago

Yeah me too.

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milicent_bystandr 4 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, I think I annihilated that upvote button so hard I had an integer overflow

Enjoy your technical downvote

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TwoBeeSan 24 points 2 years ago

As the cycle continues the more niche places will continue to have that feel. Always vigilant for the nuttos but comes with it being a non mainstream community. Good and bad.

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SuperSaiyanSwag 20 points 2 years ago

Thats the crux of it all. The a lot of the funniest videos 15+ years ago were just random videos on random accounts. There was no monetary incentive, so a lot accounts were just people who luckily captured something funny and uploaded it. Creative stuff felt authentic too, they were not chasing a trend, they were just trying to show off their original skills. I still love a lot of what we have today, but it is getting buried by trend chasers.

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themeatbridge 17 points 2 years ago

Nowadays...

If there is one eternal constant in human history, it's that every generation inaccurately believes that the problems they face are new.

Human creates thing.

Thing is cool.

Humans exploit thing.

Thing is no longer cool.

Humans reminisce about how cool the thing used to be, and lament the loss of cool.

If Lemmy gets popular enough, it too will be monetized and we'll al have to find somewhere else to go.

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Zink 5 points 2 years ago

If the future involves big popular mainstream paid instances, it sounds like the fediverse was a success.

Lemmy won’t be what it is now, but our niche instances can still exist.

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M137 6 points 2 years ago

I don't think there will ever be a place like the old web again. Lemmy is better than reddit, but lots of the crap from there is just as common here, stuff that really wasn't as common before. I'm absolutely certain a disturbing amount of people say dumb shit, make spelling mistakes and stuff like that simply to get "interraction".

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milicent_bystandr 6 points 2 years ago

Culture changes. The best we can do is keep influencing it for the better, just wherever we're able.

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explodicle 1 point 2 years ago

I can't speak for everyone, but I post more frequently here than I did on reddit because we gotta get those numbers up.

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SlopppyEngineer 2 points 2 years ago

It hasn't reached the critical mass for monetization. It's not ripe for the picking yet.

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andrew_bidlaw 1 point 2 years ago

I was to comment that this realization came to me when I've found an antique but active forum about gore, that I can't access it anymore, and I'm stuck thinking if it's for the better.

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Outsider9042 89 points 2 years ago path: 0 9777105, hotness: undefined, score: 89, children: 1
DoctorWhookah 15 points 2 years ago

Where you can do anything! I love that this still exists.

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DarkGamer 76 points 2 years ago

Back in my day the Internet was better, no video, we had to connect with 56k moderns, the hardware cost a fortune, most people were in AOL, we had to upload both ways in the snow, had to wait for titty pics to load one line at a time, and we liked it that way…

You kids today with your tikky Tok and your faces-book don't understand

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nova_ad_vitum 36 points 2 years ago

I remember trying to pirate Doom at some point in the 90s over a 56k modem. It was a 10mb download. I got shouted at by my parents for tying up the phone line the whole evening but I persisted. Turns out it was just the demo for Doom so I didn't even pirate it really.

Good times.

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Buddahriffic 20 points 2 years ago

I downloaded dude where's my car over 56k. I'd connect it at the start of the day before leaving for school and then pause the download when I got home so I could play StarCraft online. Took a week to get it, and then it wouldn't play.

Figuring the file just got corrupted during the download, I wrote a program that would break the file up into segments of n bytes and generate a checksum for each segment into another file, then you could take that file and run it against another copy of the original file and find any segments that were different and generate a patch file.

Surprisingly, the guy hosting the file on IRC was willing to run the executable a random user on IRC asked him to (probably noticed me taking that week to download the movie lol), but then his copy and mine were exact matches. Then, he taught me about codecs and I was watching that shitty quality 500MB movie just a little while later.

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bane_killgrind 6 points 2 years ago

Crazy that checksums were the first stop before codecs.

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nova_ad_vitum 5 points 2 years ago

First movie I ever pirated was Spider Man 1 (the Tobey McGuire one). Over dial up. Similar situation, it took days to finish with intermittent downloading. The quality was so shitty it was basically unwatchable, even back then when I hadn't yet seen 1080p let alone 4k.

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Buddahriffic 7 points 2 years ago

800x600 was a respectable screen resolution in those days and people with decent computers ran at 1024x768, which is more vertical pixels than 720p, though 4:3 ratio. That's not something I'm nostalgic about lol. Winamp could only fit like 30 songs on the screen even if you expanded your playlist to the bottom of the screen (and I have a feeling I might be overestimating it here).

I think the second movie I downloaded was captured by a camcorder in the theatre, including people blocking the view as they walked to and from their seats. Scary Movie iirc.

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RecluseRamble 27 points 2 years ago

had to wait for titty pics to load one line at a time, and we liked it that way…

We really did not like that.

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Land_Strider 6 points 2 years ago

Hey, speak for yourself. Some of us did get increasing fun with every pixel loaded, as the same image kept its novelty for like 5 minutes.

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RobertoOberto 4 points 2 years ago

Titty pics just hit different when they're rendered in 16 colors on Windows 3.1.

Not 16-bit color, just 16 colors.

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sparkle 4 points 2 years ago

face fetish

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gardylou 1 point 2 years ago
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Melatonin -10 points 2 years ago

Didn't be a dipshit. You can't understand their point?

They're not talking about technology. They're talking about creative quality of content.

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OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 8 points 2 years ago

He's making a hyperbolic joke.

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Melatonin -6 points 2 years ago

I know, and I wasn't taking the statements literally. But the point of the hyperbole was quite clear. Didn't be a dipshit yourself.

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OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 7 points 2 years ago

Are you okay? You seem a little confused, and it's coming our in your comments

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PoliticalAgitator 68 points 2 years ago

It's a cycle we all go through. My "when the internet was good" was when long-form text content ruled, before memes and videos took over. The kids of today will fondly remember the deep fried memes and TikToks from before the human race became functionally extinct.

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stevedidwhat_infosec 67 points 2 years ago

ITT: anon realizes the world doesn’t stop changing for everyone, what once was will soon cease to be

You’ll be alright OP

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henfredemars 27 points 2 years ago

All is temporary. Change is the only constant.

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chemical_cutthroat 14 points 2 years ago

Technically change isn't a constant. Eventually everything will stop changing, because all of the atoms will have drifted too far apart to react to each other, and the universe will just be a thin soup of everything that will never touch anything ever again. Tomorrow is Wednesday, though, so only a few more days until the weekend!

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ryannathans 12 points 2 years ago

We don't know that for fact, we can't even agree on the age of the universe. Maybe there's a big crunch

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Zagorath 6 points 2 years ago

I don't think it's been ruled out for certain, but I believe the data is looking incredibly bad for big crunch enthusiasts, since the discovery of dark energy.

Edit: from the Big Crunch Wikipedia page:

The vast majority of evidence indicates that this hypothesis is not correct. Instead, astronomical observations show that the expansion of the universe is accelerating rather than being slowed by gravity, suggesting that a Big Chill is more likely. However, some physicists have proposed that a "Big Crunch-style" event could result from a dark energy fluctuation.

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thetreesaysbark 2 points 2 years ago

If the atoms continue drifting, then that in itself is still change.

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Zink 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah, that really drives home the point that the only rule is that everything is temporary.

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SuddenDownpour 1 point 2 years ago

But by that point, cognition itself will be a physical impossibility, so is the the lack of change even real if there's nothing to conceptualize its truth, and thus capable of declaring: "Nothing will ever change anymore"?

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chemical_cutthroat 3 points 2 years ago

You are mixing philosophy and fact. It doesn't matter what can or can't be perceived. If you blindfold yourself, the world doesn't go away.

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thanks_shakey_snake 8 points 2 years ago

Except war. War never changes.

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msage 4 points 2 years ago

No, assassin's creed gameplay never changes

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zurohki 16 points 2 years ago

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

- Percy Shelley

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savedbythezsh 13 points 2 years ago path: 0 9774993 9779006 9780665, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
milicent_bystandr 2 points 2 years ago

OP sails off into the west

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wick 50 points 2 years ago

While I'll agree the internet has been overrun by shortform shit, calling internet memes uncreative is such a boomer-ass take. This guy is just nostalgia baiting for points.

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summerof69 12 points 2 years ago

What points on 4chan?

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NegativeInf 4 points 2 years ago

Brownie points.

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Raxiel 3 points 2 years ago

From a 4chan premium account

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milicent_bystandr 6 points 2 years ago

Get enough and eventually you become nonymous

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 3 points 2 years ago

I think you go from Anon to Fam

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wick 2 points 2 years ago

I think for 4chan any post that doesn't result in you getting called a slur is considered a +1

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booly 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, plenty of Gen Z memes still make me laugh. They're just in different forms, including some video "templates" where you just slap some captions on characters in the same scene:

  • Starship troopers "I'm doing my part" montage interrupted with Tim Robinson "I didn't do shit!"
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid scene with kids auditioning from by singing Total Eclipse of the Heart, giving way to some kid who's actually good.

Are they really that different from some high quality gifs or deep fried memes from the late 2010's, advice animals from the early 2010's, demotivational posters or absurd flash animations from the 2000's, or joke websites from the 90's?

People will always be funny, and some internet jokes will start fresh before being run into the ground. Remember the ones you like, and then forget the ones you don't.

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Jumi 2 points 2 years ago

They're molding after all

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 point 2 years ago

spotlight ruined my humor the latest to do so.

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Linkerbaan 47 points 2 years ago

Made this one for all the Anons out there

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HexesofVexes 46 points 2 years ago

https://neocities.org/

It's basically Geocities in the modern world. You can explore rabbit holes, make your own site, and enjoy the wonders of the web of creativity.

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Melatonin 30 points 2 years ago

Old guy here. Word.

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LinusSexTips 10 points 2 years ago path: 0 9785379 9794495, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1
Kaput 1 point 2 years ago

I've listened to leekspin for hour at work. It was great to numb my brain against the daily stress. I think my record was 6hours straight.

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lessthanluigi 25 points 2 years ago

I've been using Protoweb on my 98 computer for some time now. Protoweb is a proxy for a old internet, mainly for old computers. (Not very secure, because http, but it is worth the time travel)

Anyway, it has WarpStream on it. It is basically a Old YouTube recreation, using unusual means to play videos (Flash, RealPlayer, or Windows Media Player.) It has what this guy is looking for. Also it has new videos, but mainly from retro computer YouTube channels.

https://protoweb.org/...

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captainlezbian 24 points 2 years ago

Lasted about as long as the Wild West.

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lugal 23 points 2 years ago

That's why I love lemmy. And now to the sponsor of this comment:

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idunnololz 9 points 2 years ago

Beans, jeans and 💩

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KillingTimeItself 21 points 2 years ago

the darkweb is literally just the old internet, plus or minus some racism.

It's great fun.

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Raiderkev 25 points 2 years ago

Idk about the minus part

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KillingTimeItself 9 points 2 years ago

it depends on where you go.

And where you go on the clear net.

There's tons of racism on the clear net, and theres tons of racism on the darknet.

But there's also shit like cookbooks on the darknet.

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yemmly 8 points 2 years ago

Indeed there are cookbooks. Lots of cookbooks for absolutely anything anyone could ever cook, for any meaning of the word “cook”.

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SnipingNinja 3 points 2 years ago

Let 'em cook

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KillingTimeItself 2 points 2 years ago

hey man, people gotta eat, what can i say.

Might as well eat good, and in your own little privacy bubble as well.

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TheHooligan95 14 points 2 years ago

I think that's the whole point. But before, it was all just a simple Google search away, no SEO in sight. Being capable of surfing the web properly already was at the time THE test to get in, much like private forums often have some kind of interviewing process. It felt a little more nerdy, and well organized, as you actually had to be both things to contribute. As it always was.

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KillingTimeItself 7 points 2 years ago

it's so much more visceral, in the sense that it's just fucking html 90% of the time. And it's incredible.

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Insanelysick 4 points 2 years ago

Light the way friend.

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KillingTimeItself 3 points 2 years ago

i am sorry i cannot do that for you.

It would fuck up the name.

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PiratePanPan 1 point 2 years ago

Nice try, FBI agent

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KillingTimeItself 3 points 2 years ago

hey! I'm a CIA agent!

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ICastFist 2 points 2 years ago

Nice try, KGB spy

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KillingTimeItself 2 points 2 years ago

listen, i'm just working for the chinese! No need to be so aggressive.

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TankovayaDiviziya 21 points 2 years ago

I've always said the same thing myself: I miss the Internet just there for fun. Now they try to make a living out of it; either in good faith or scamming you.

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corsicanguppy 5 points 2 years ago

BackInMyDay.jpg we used the net for looking stuff up. Mozilla 1.0 was faster than gopher and something something altavista web crawler grey hair getOffMyLawn.gif

But it was a special time, back at the uni in 92 and using the 56k link (!!) to play muds/moos on a server in f'n Bosnia. Or read the MTG mailing list. Uh, I mean, do class work. No commercial things even on there really. Before Amazon, Google, Myspace, etc.

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TankovayaDiviziya 2 points 2 years ago

Life Internet was so simple back then. None with all these fancy gadgets and instantaneous loading of porn images and videos! Just living in the moment, being patient to wait for your favourite Internet material to load for 2 hours!

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grrgyle 3 points 2 years ago

I remember being excited when people on the television or "irl" would mention anything to do with computers or even the internet.

Like wow mainstream culture is talking about the niche nerd thing that I love!

Now the internet is the mainstream culture.

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Aussiemandeus 20 points 2 years ago

Need that meme play list link.

I'm so over YLYL thread's full of fluigiwiggle shit

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umbrella 19 points 2 years ago
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LainTrain 3 points 2 years ago

... ... Wocky Slush

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 18 points 2 years ago

If you want to get really old school: I miss web rings.

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refalo 6 points 2 years ago

web

real old school is BBS.

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yemmly 5 points 2 years ago

BBS

real old school is reconfiguring vacuum tubes in your warehouse sized computer

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letsgo 1 point 2 years ago

Ha, you kids and your fancy new fangled vacuum tubes. REAL old school is using a bunch of relays we nicked from the local telephone exchange!

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PlexSheep 5 points 2 years ago

Can you explain what that is for us youngsters? Something like RSS feeds?

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 2 years ago

As a website owner, you would just register your site with a ring and then add a bit of HTML at the bottom of your page which would display the randomly-selected banner of another site in the ring (and your banner would sometimes be displayed on another site). So visitors could just click on the banners and be taken through a circuit of interesting (sometimes) websites.

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ICastFist 2 points 2 years ago

Ah, so basically a list/group of partner sites

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blusterydayve26 3 points 2 years ago

But, like, for non-commercial fan sites, not for influencers.

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whoreticulture 2 points 2 years ago

Not really, because you would click an arrow to get to the next website. It didn't list everything out.

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PlexSheep 1 point 2 years ago

Does that still exist? I have a subpage on my website with interesting links, this could be something for it.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen a web ring in more than 20 years.

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SoleInvictus 4 points 2 years ago

Sailor Moon Web Ring 4 Lyfe!

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FractalsInfinite 2 points 2 years ago

In my experience a lot of programming blogs still have them, but then again those are the people who are most capable of adding them and who are mostly likely to find them

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metaStatic 18 points 2 years ago path: 0 9775232, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 3
hoxbug 9 points 2 years ago

Oh wow that meme brought my mood way down, childhood is long gone now.

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EtherealMoon 1 point 2 years ago

/b/ was never good and Milhouse is not a meme.

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metaStatic 2 points 2 years ago

Millhouse is not a meme is a meme

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Emi 18 points 2 years ago path: 0 9785524, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 1
AppleTea 13 points 2 years ago

Eeyp. If you remembered the stuff that isn't memorable, you'd run out of memory.

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soba 18 points 2 years ago

Eh, 2011 internet was already corporate garbage. The takeover was already finalized by then. The internet died circa 2003.

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gears 20 points 2 years ago

The internet died when the eternal September started

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coaxil 5 points 2 years ago

I memeber... And I'm still salty about it

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Good_morning 5 points 2 years ago

I can only think of that green day song but I imagine you're meaning something more?

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AngryCommieKender 9 points 2 years ago path: 0 9779764 9781852 9784383 9784843, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
son_named_bort 5 points 2 years ago

The Internet died when the second person logged on.

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Fluid 16 points 2 years ago
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milicent_bystandr 1 point 2 years ago

One of the many features it shares with CamelCase

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tacofox 14 points 2 years ago

I’m surprised I’ve only seen one mention of the good ol’ Stumbleupon.com, I used to spend hours alone and with friends just hopping from one random thing to another. Found some pretty cool stuff too.

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grrgyle 3 points 2 years ago

LOVED stumbleupon. I even met some cool people IRL through it.

These days kagi.com/smallweb is the closest thing I've seen. It's a lot of fun to stumble around, but of course the larger internet has changed. You didn't have all of these content streaming behemoths vying for your engagement back then.

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blusterydayve26 1 point 2 years ago path: 0 9813617 9816648, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Emmie 14 points 2 years ago

Yt turned from video sharing service to a shitty streaming one. Theoretically for free except you are the product.

It’s actually pretty insane that we prefer to watch some celebrity streamer talking than a movie or tv series. I think there was some brainwashing along the way or maybe it’s just a cope for loneliness

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FractalsInfinite 5 points 2 years ago

The advantage of youtube is that it's user generation and low barrier to entry allows anyone to produce creations that are targeted to niches so specific, people would be unwilling to make something that targets them due to the lack of profit, if they are even aware of the existence of said niche. It also means that said creations can be made relatable to specific groups.

Things like parasocial relationships also apply, where we watch someones videos in order to get to know them to the point you may unintentionally believe you are friends with them, Something let's players, bloggers, streamers and podcast/radio hosts all are able to effectively exploit. It probably helps that most start off being relatable to there viewers due to there similar (and often worse) economic status.

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FluorideMind 14 points 2 years ago

Time for the industrial webvolution.

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tvarog_smetana 13 points 2 years ago

I feel like the last version of this kind of thing was the Important Videos playlist which was 2017-ish, I think

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Roldyclark 5 points 2 years ago

How it feels to chew five gum

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biggerbogboy 2 points 2 years ago

How it chews to feel five gum

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PlexSheep 2 points 2 years ago

Important videos is amazing

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eeltech 13 points 2 years ago

But do you remember YTMND? Like can you imagine trying to explain those memes to the kids online these days?

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MrJameGumb 9 points 2 years ago path: 0 9775189 9775725, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 2
reev 6 points 2 years ago

Would fit right in to The Useless Web. Sends you to a random useless website from a curated list.

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ArcaneSlime 3 points 2 years ago

I'll have to check this out, sounds like the glory days of stumbleupon.

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ArcaneSlime 2 points 2 years ago

Today's winner will receive the gift of Kool-Aid! Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turqwise. Cause, you always need more Kool-Aid!

Arnold noises

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Hegar 11 points 2 years ago

I have such fond memories of the days of rick rolling. I knew these two women who were into amateur choirs and they would come up behind people at parties and rickroll them IRL.

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Kolanaki 10 points 2 years ago

Wild web still exists. It requires a special web browser though. And it's full of illegal shit.

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NigelFrobisher 8 points 2 years ago

Mr T ate my balls.

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Hupf 3 points 2 years ago

Andrew?

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DoucheBagMcSwag 5 points 2 years ago

Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dilla

Beritstan dillan dellan doo

A baribbattaa baribbariiba

Ribiribi distan dellan doo

Ja barillas dillan deia dooa

Daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu

Baristal dillas dillan duu ba daga

Daiga daida duu duu deiga dou

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Snowpix 3 points 2 years ago

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

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SimplyTadpole 3 points 2 years ago

I'll never forget Scatman John due to how prevalent his songs were on SM64 bloopers from the old days of Youtube.

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Raiderkev 5 points 2 years ago

The north remembers operation soda steal

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unreasonabro 5 points 2 years ago

money-ass bitchernet, that's what we got now.

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whoreticulture 3 points 2 years ago

People just moved short-form shitposty videos to Vine, then TikTok. YouTube incentivizes long form videos.

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Midnight1938 2 points 2 years ago

Explain the long form 20 second videos i get in my recommendations then

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whoreticulture 0 points 2 years ago

Those are mostly three month old tiktok videos 😅

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Midnight1938 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 9816650 9826779 9826800 9831736, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
whoreticulture 0 points 2 years ago

Hm, idk. You have any thoughts? I always heard that YouTube videos are incentivized to be 10+ min for ads.

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PiratePanPan 3 points 2 years ago

So much for dealing with my depression today

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grrgyle 5 points 2 years ago

Hey we're making a pretty cool little part of the internet for ourselves right here on the fediverse at least :)

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TheChargedCreeper864 2 points 2 years ago

I 100% expected him to have Rickrolled himself by the end, ngl

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corsicanguppy 2 points 2 years ago

deep frying

Like, vocal fries? The Aguilara 'ehhhh-hhhhh-hhh' or how Britney began every line of every song?

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explodicle 3 points 2 years ago

It's when they crank up the saturation and lossy compression for... irony or something? Idk I'm old

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gallopingsnail 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 9813917 9814133, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Resol 1 point 2 years ago

It's nothing without ponies.

The 4chan community from back in the day sure was obsessed with them.

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Kit 1 point 2 years ago

Tfw I used 4chan for years before bronies were a thing. Those were truly the golden years.

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Resol 1 point 2 years ago

Couldn't agree more.

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grrgyle 1 point 2 years ago

Man I thought that was a joke when I first started seeing it. Nope.

Though many of us remember the early internet pre-ponies; pre 4chan, even

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Resol 2 points 2 years ago

Those were fun times.

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