'please, Internet, tell me how to turn my game controller into a vibrator'

Kids these days..... Back in my day, we just turned on FF8 and spammed summons

So this brings up a funny story.

IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they're like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought "dude fucking brilliant" and I bought it for her and my parents were like: "Uh, ok? You sure she's going to like that?" "I'm like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!" Oh, I'm like 15 at the time.

Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves it. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn't register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I'm like "hey, grab that tool I got!"

She responds with "I'm not in the mood for that, besides it's out of batteries."

I thought I was going to fold into myself. "How many back rubs have you given yourself?" "Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff." The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.

Don't know about on PlayStation but: https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Good_Touch

An unlisted effect occurs with game controllers using vibrate that breaks the fourth wall. While the character wields the gun, the controller will vibrate continuously even when not firing.

Just use Buttplug.io

I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.

OOP should just hump a Furby like a normal person

https://buttplug.io/ is compatible with xbox gamepads with rumble

Connect to PC, use DS4Windows config screen.

Sony should sell their own vibrators. Like a DS5, but everything cut off except for the grip to hold the vibration motor and the Dpad to adjust the settings.

They don't do that because the controller chip will cancel vibration after a while. The reason for that is exactly what you would imagine people used it for.

You'd need to mod the controller with a custom chip.

Idk if borderlands is on Playstation but in 2 and 3 moxxie gives you a gun that turns your controller into a vibrator

Play borderlands 2 and get the guns from moxxi one of the vibrates constantly when equipped

long and hard

I remember when the Xbox360 released their little indie game section there were multiple "controller vibration tests" that were like a dollar.

I had proper equipment by then, but I could see the appeal for someone who was in a different situation.

To be fair, having recently been on the market for a proper vibrating sex toy, they're expensive as fuck, and according to my ex-wife (ow. ex- still stings.) capable of providing mind-blowing orgasms. So yeah, for those without a budget, we make do with what we got, or the bargain bin at Good Vibes.

TMI: ::: spoiler spoiler The item in question doesn't figure into why she's ex- now, but the reason we were on the market for one absolutely does. I'll be talking to an endocrinologist at the end of the year. :::

Wouldn't a vibrator be cheaper

Back in my day, people used the REZ vibrator accessory.

https://www.giantbomb.com/trance-vibrator/3000-6/

Sackboy? Cyberspunk? Witcher 3: Wild Cunt?

The trick is to find a game that has a mounted turret with infinite ammo and then tape the button down. The Warthog in Halo, or the Street Sweeper in Mercenaries (with the infinite ammo cheat on).

I remember there being a cut-scene in something that was basically just this - might have been The Last Guardian. All it takes is the right save file.

If OP were interested in learning about tech at the same time, they could research an easy way to call the controller API with a simple button / toggle in a project, possibly writing their own controller-to-vibrator App, e.g. in Godot.

Hook it up to a computer through bluetooth then you can set up something to make it run full speed for an extended time.

Alternatively, Thps game with infinite grind then hit a circle bowl.

No help to them now, especially on PS, but the xbox 360 had a game just for this. Well, for neck massages, wink.

Just play Trover Saves the Universe and get the Happy Ending.

Just pop over to cvs and get a back massager.

In Baldurs Gate 3 the controller vibrates when you’re choosing a target to cast a spell on, you could just hit R1 and leave it there…

They could use a PC and the Nefarious SCP Driver kit in the calibration settings, but since controllers vibration motors aren't made to be running on full for extendes periods of time they will probably burn up.

Wow, no subtlety whatsoever lol

I just bought a new gamepad, the first with a rumblepak/vibrator that I've ever owned. I didn't know how to test it so I found 2 websites that will just vibrate it however you want. Then I found that this old remastered boomer shooter has rumble even when playing with keyboard and mouse! Let it sit on my belly while playing lol

searched the web

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