Software that switched from: Yes/No
to: Yes/Ask Me Later.

Ads. I am so fucking sick of ads. I have ad blockers on many things and my next network project will be adding a pihole to my network for network ad block. Sick of it.

I hate when an app tells me to take a picture of my driver's license

Daylight Saving time, Donald Trump & his supporters, the US healthcare "system", mosquitos, Christmas music, babies on airplanes, hangnails, bigotry and intolerance of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

I hate when people are needlessly negative.

I hate how a lot of men make the rest of us look bad. Can we just chill out for a bit? Like, can guys stop beating on their wives, molesting children, raping, and murdering? Please? Idk what to do besides just be chill myself and try to encourage others to be the same. Let's just read some books with some piano in the background.

I hate that most people's ideas of success is to earn lots of money and buy expensive things, rather than help the community.

Nazis

Gambling loops put into most mobile games, especially when targeting children.

• Stores putting out Christmas merchandise before Halloween.
• People who use their phones while driving.
• Littering.

You know those package that said "tear here" and then proceed to stuck half way and you have to take out your scissor and cut it anyway? Yeah, those, hate it.

Depression

What the fuck

What the actual fuck

What the actual fucking fuck is this stupid ass bullshit

It's outrageous! It's unfair!

So you're telling me, I could just live a normal life, but a part of my brain is getting rebellious and won't cooperate, spreading negativity propaganda to the rest of my brain?

What. The. Fuck?!?

The bully who pretended to be my friend in order to hurt me.

Americans putting their thanksgiving in November.

WTF is wrong with you guys. It's 4 weeks to Christmas, you need to spread your food based holidays out better.

Easter, Independence Day, then fucking nothing until bam, Thanksgiving and Christmas back to back.

I don't want to hear about Labour day being a feast, it's a day off work to celebrate working. Stupid fucking holiday.

I hate that people dont just hit "fuck it" and go full French revolution on billionaires when they see them.

Conservatism, probably. It's cruel and often self destructive.

That humans (all of us) are such emotional creatures and that we do often can't rise above it. You tell someone a fact they don't like and the brain just shuts that down.

These feel related somehow

Yes! Let the hate flow through you!

Feel the true power of the dark side!

I hate when you go to tie something down in a truck and the tie downs you have suck so they aren't the right length and you have to awkwardly tie them to the hitch and then you do a terrible job anyway

Capitalism

That reality is so incredibly fucked up on a fundamental, physical level.

You're telling me that if I do nothing, my room will get messy, my house will decay, my machines will break down. But somehow matter magically organizes itself into life?

Fuck all the way off.

Exceptionalism.

The kind that says “I’m special, but you aren’t”

The kind that lets billionaires exist and fuck with national politics and laws. The kind that lets rich people or corporations off of crimes with little or no punishment. The kind that lets a religious person use their religion to be shitty in any way, as a shield or a cudgel. The kind that lets someone festoon their pickup with LED lights and a squat so you’re blinded at night when they’re coming at you or tailgating you.

All of them think they’re special and the rules don’t apply, they don’t care how it affects those around them - or others are to be exploited.

I hate when people don't know how to act in a restaurant. I can tolerate it in tourists from abroad, that's excusable ignorance. But by the stars, some people never left the five hundred mile radius of where they were born and still never learned basic things like "don't treat service staff like trained animals" or "don't say you're ready to order until you know what you want" or "wait for a host or other staff to seat you instead of sitting down at the only dirty table and then complaining that you don't have a menu and your table is dirty" or "the number of people in your party includes all people, not just adults" or "you can't just order things from random people walking by".

Ugh.

It'd be quicker for me to list what I don't hate these days, but I guess the main stuff that makes me tilt is:

Capitalism, billionaires, billionaires' bootlickers, conservatives fascists, state surveillance, bloated anti-user and anti-freedom (i.e. modern) software, anti-intellectualism, being in a "post-truth" era, AI slopaganda, and the relatively general apathy to all of that and lack of solidarity amongst us working people (at least where I live).

The fact that horrible fascist and billionaire ghouls living in their 90s+ while people that did nothing heinous or actual good in the world are dying of cancer, heart attacks, aneurysms etc.

It's not fucking fair and and Billy Joel was right when he said only the good die young

Makes we believe that there isn't any omnipotent being out there or perhaps this universe is the bad place

MAGA and Assfuck Trump..

I HATE HERNÁN CORTÉS. I WISH I COULD HAVE WITNESSED HIS LONELY SUFFOCATING DEATH SO I COULD KICK HIM

Unjust justice systems designed to rob citizens.

An example: NYC cops will ticket you for not displaying a parking receipt on your dash even though you paid through their fucking ParkNYC app.

When you dispute the ticket they don’t give a fuck and just say “guilty” then charge you anyways.

That I can't find a job in America.

Whatever MS office turned into and that I still have to work with it.

And how governments of "first world" countries so openly shit all over the citizens they should take care of. It's not new but I feel like we're reaching a new low every day and no matter where you look at, it's the same just in different extremes.

Bots

Billionaires

Billionaire-bootlickers

Excessively talkative people who tell you everything about their life - but take zero interest in yours.

Companies that make you jump through hoops when you call them and force you listen to recorded messages about how you can get what you need on-line, before they finally put you through to a call-centre in India.

My lack of discipline when it comes to drinking and eating

The fact that my body has taken to waking me up at 4am

AT&T. We recently had an issue where our internet stopped working properly. My mom had to call them four times before they actually fixed our internet. The first time, she was put on hold for about 40 minutes before either the call ended itself or they hung up. The second time, she actually got through to someone but they didn't fix our internet and instead told us that our current internet package would soon be phased out and then spent about half an hour basically forcing her to getting something called "AT&T Air".

The third time she called, my mom told them that she didn't want AT&T Air and that if she can't use the package we have now, then we'll be switching ISPs. The woman on the phone said that she'll cancel the new package and put her on hold for about half an hour but she never did actually cancel the package or fix our internet, and she also never returned so my mom just hung up on her. The fourth time she called, the guy on the phone ran a diagnosis on our internet and finally fixed it within a few minutes. We have no idea why it took so long for them to do this but we're glad to finally have working internet.

But even though we do now have working internet, we are still thinking about switching ISPs. Even though they did send the equipment to use AT&T Air, we are not going to use it and we are going to send it back and try to get them to actually cancel the package. We aren't sure exactly when we are going to switch ISPs but my mom stated she wants to wait until after the holidays to do so, which probably means no sooner than January.

I fucking hate SQL. It’s “standardized”, but not in a way that makes anything about it interoperable between vendors. It’s insecure as fuck, unless you’re extremely careful. Every single SQL server has its own way of doing things, and you have to know it intimately to be able to use it effectively.

That being said, SQL is pretty cool. It kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Willful ignorance.

Self driving cars, cold roasted peppers In crappy vegetarian sandwiches, chamomile tea, and war.

Republicans

Every single person now thinks they're smarter than everyone else. No matter what their political leanings are, they're all smarter than everyone else. Smarter than:

• Doctors
• Scientists
• Engineers
• Economists

It's absolutely ridiculous and it started sometime around the 90s around when Ross Perot first ran for president and it just got worse with social media.

That's the real problem right now. Everyone thinks they know more than people who spent decades studying and becoming experts in their field.

People that don’t use their turn signals.

The grifting culture that seems to just be getting worse and worse,, amplified by scum people like Joe Rogan

America

That we as a society just accepted that cigarette butts aren't garbage. It's something smokers are allowed to toss everywhere because they can't be bothered.

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [turns away, then turns back] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

The people who think they can just cure mental illness like depression by saying things like "have you tried not being sad?" or "have you tried smiling more?" instead of actually being sympathetic and understanding.

I don't have any mental illness that would attract those people, but I still find they have very punchable faces.

Also, since I am out of practice since I haven't played for over a decade, I am currently absolutely hating Ulala from Space Channel 5 because of Sega Superstars Tennis, xbox360. Specifically because of the vs mode on normal difficulty and her getting her useless ability way too quickly and my ability being useless because the game decides my shots deserve to go directly to the other player with zero chance of going where I want it to.

Selfishness. It's the root cause of many things that plague the world: people putting themselves/their immediate circle before others, lack of empathy, greed, xenophobia, homophobia, misogyny, racism, fascism, or pricks listening to stuff through their phone's speaker in public.

Serial killers

Having to scan QR codes. Fuck 'em. My doctors office can & WILL print me out a goddamn paper form to fill out.

How shit a lot of modern tech is.

I hate the folks that burned the library of Alexandria

The people with high "personal" ambition that ruin this world for the rest of us. I am sure at least one of them was sitting at the table on that first thanksgiving thinking about how to exploit the Native Americans.

Human suffering.

I'm not poor, but I hate that I don't feel financially secure enough to do more whatever I want. Working alone isn't enough anymore to save a house but at the same time to have fun.

I hate my fucking shithead neighbors who want to make everything tino a problem. Last night their kids were playing with our gate door so I went down and locked it without saying a word. Well, the little shit fucks came back and started slamming against it and yelling obscenities. Their parents nowhere to be found. They just let their cum goblins run around amock without teaching them any sort of decency or manners. I'm almost ready to throw a few of them into my cauldron and make some kid stew. 😤

At the moment, everything.

This time last year, I was meant to be buying my own apartment and finally moving out from my parents' home. Then I got laid off, spent seven months struggling to find work and then landed a temporary purchase ledger job which I fucking hate. Partially because the commute takes me about 2 hours each way, partially because I work an 8-5 shift and have to get up at stupid o'clock in the morning on office days, and partially because we use Oracle Fusion which is the biggest crock of shit I've ever used.

Unfortunately that means I have to live with my parents for even longer. Renting somewhere is out of the question because Bristol is the second-most expensive British city to live in, and I basically can't get a mortgage without a full time job.

Sometimes I question why I chose to pivot towards accounting. I have a History degree, I'm fully AAT qualified and I'm halfway through my ACCA and I'm earning £13.50 an hour, or just £1.29 above minimum wage on a zero-hours contract. I can genuinely earn nearly as much from stacking shelves, flipping burgers or pouring pints, not that there's really many hospitality or retail jobs available. Office days genuinely take 13 hours out of my day. 8 of these are working, 4 of these are the commute and 1 is the lunch break I get.

My future is uncertain and I feel like there's no point in bothering. Best-case scenario, AI is truly a bubble that's going to burst, crash the stock market and leave us in a recession. At worst, it takes all our jobs and the rich leave us to starve.

Despite a brief relationship with a woman who finally popped my cherry (we're still really close friends and I'm grateful she took my virginity), my love life is practically nonexistent. Online dating is an absolute void where I only seem to match with GPS-spoofing South-East Asian and African women either pulling love scams or trying to find a Western spouse and the means to a green card. Two ladies messed around with my feelings and led me on big time this year and that's left me exhausted.

I have a lipoma on my neck which is going to cost me a lot to remove, and good luck actually finding the time to get the consultation and surgery/liposuction booked. The NHS won't do it because it's not cancerous, even though this thing has grown to the point where it's 5.5cm in diameter and sticks out like a sore thumb.

parents who don't parent

stayed in a hotel recently during a hockey tournament. kids were banging on doors and intentionally hitting the same door more than once. they knocked paint off the interior of my door frame doing this, because they hit it extra hard due to the do not disturb sign.

I took a walk after a while and noticed that this behaviour was clearly visible from the lobby where the parents were hanging out, you could hear the banging sounds echoing through the stairwell fifteen feet away.

I was very close to losing my shit on them, but I didn't want it to be worse the next day

People who hurt cats. If you hurt a cat, may you be paralyzed but awake and not numb for the entire duration of an open heart surgery.

I often say I hate people but I mostly just hate myself

Stupid People. Not people who are naive, they can be educated. But actual stupid people. They will kill us all.

Thanksgiving, cool idea but could we not celebrate genocide by murdering some birds whil living on stolen land, thanks 😊

The white capitalist state

Turkey is fucking DRY and flavorless.

Salespeople

I deeply hate the notion that hating things is cool, edgy, or more interesting than liking things.

Fucking wifi. In fucking everything. Fuck wifi and fuck you.

Recently and a slightly hot take: reckless drivers/cyclists. My take is that urban planning should be pedestrian-centric so... And yes, I did specifically include cyclists too: I would prefer to be hit by a bike rather than an automobile, but I'd much rather prefer to not be hit by either

trump

Rush hour public transit users unaware that the population of the planet is >1. Take your back pack off, move to the back of the bus, prepare to get off at least one stop ahead, move out of the way of opening doors to let people out, don't stand in the bus's exit zone (makes the doors open automatically at every stop), stop taking pictures inside stations (or at least wait for no people, I lose sleep if I think there's a picture of my bloated middle-aged corpse-like body and face out there), blocking the left lane on escalators, just stopping dead in your tracks at the end of an escalator, blaring your music/calls for everyone to enjoy.

My aging fat body.

The 21st century so far.

The overwhelming endless complexity of modern computing.

E-bikes on the sidewalk.

Noisy exhausts.

Expensive shipping on eBay. Can't e-hoard anymore. The crazy fees for selling.

Those goddamn backup sirens. What the fuck is the purpose in a city? If you saw the truck moving forwards, you'll see it moving backwards, it doesn't become invisible. It's already festooned in lights. Why does anyone five blocks away need to hear your siren? At least the white noise ones aren't as piercingly loud. Yet the other day there was a truck that helpfully had BOTH types.

The laughable quality of clothes these days. I have to hit up thrift stores where there's little clothes in my size range (extra fat ass).

The shrinkflation. I know there used to be 6 bars in a box, not 5, don't bullshit me. I know the wheat crackers used to be bigger. etc

People who leave their collection bins on the sidewalk on the wrong day, or all week.

People who park in the clearly marked bus stop area. The bus will honk every time. Where's the traffic ticket agent? If you live here and overstay your legal parking spot by an attosecond, blam, ticket. Park in a bus stop: free parking?

Low quality sausages, especially anything from supermarkets. For quality gotta track down those Eastern European shops that smell like garlic and have a surly old man that only speaks Hungarian at the cash. Tasty! (The sausage, not the man)

Enormously bright LED lights on EVERYTHING.

Looking at beautiful young women knowing I'll never have a chance again, my dating pool is the secretary from Monsters Inc.

That the species is heading towards 10 billion by 2050.

Mini USB connectors.

Needless standards duplication or overlap.

That new constructions aren't wired up for Ethernet, coax, Fiber and "generic 10 conductor cable for purposes" between rooms and floors by default.

Front load washing machines that smell like someone took a shit in it despite the fact that I followed every recommendation and cleaning cycle, and I even cleaned the boot and hoses.

The sadness of people sleeping in fields in winter.

Recycling bags that rip or straps that break.

Nasty cheap imitation chocolate in supermarket cookies labelled "chocolatey", etc. I like trying stuff from the "ethnic" aisle at the grocery store, I'll check the ingredients next time. Nasty stuff. There used to be carob bean for substituting chocolate, that at least tasted natural, I guess now even that is too much.

Microwave popcorn that leaves dry husks at the back of my throat.

That hard drive with my best porn on it stopped working.

Brother printer interfaces, and for that matter, their P-Touch machines. I feel like Brother has released about 65 million models of P-Touch, none of which have the same layout, menus, functionality, or capabilities, and each one comes from the factory set up to use 6 inches of blank ribbon on each side of your 6 letter label.

Thrift stores that commonly overcharge now. I mean really, it takes me 5 seconds to look up the price, why do you bother? Like those Amazon places, I mean, Amazon itself lists that little LED projector for less than 80$, why did you put a 100$ sticker on it?

Goretex. It's an over-rated material from the '70s that's only used because you have to put the Goretex label for the perceived quality on clothes but it's a shitty material compared to newer stuff that's cheaper and better.

Cheap electronics allows extremely loud car stereos, and has also killed the home hi-fi setup, everything is a plastic mono Bluetooth speaker so.. you can stream twice compressed audio into a two inch speaker in a plastic tube?

Low effort AI slop all over the place. No, a cougar with its injured cub didn't follow you home from the forest so you could heal its cub.

There used to be 12 hotdogs in a pack and only 8 buns in a bag. They fixed that now, but now there's spaghetti sauce with too much for three servings but not enough for four in a jar.

in order to reach a healthy weight, i activley am having to suffer. I have to teach my body to eat the right amount of food. it sucks man

Subscriptions

The "Coaches" in Gran Turismo 7 on the licence tests.

Yes I'm having some trouble you smug fuckstain, I'm trying to gold every licence test. ITS HARD. I dont need to be constantly reminded.

The fact that if you die tomorrow it will actually impact very few people and you aren't doing shit to change that

Corporate events

Good god just send me back to the office so I can work already.

Ticks. And mosquitos.... And leaches and bot flies and and that one fish that swims up your dick hole of you pee in it's river... Really, I just want anything that's trying to put something in me or take something out for any fucking reason (without my consent) to fucking stop existing please. Leave me and my sad tired flesh alone! Also cars when we could have public transit.... Scratch that, I hate capitalism and all the things that would be obviously better with it gone.

Going full circle from cable to.... Pretty much cable. To get all the channels you have to pay nearly $100 a month.

Avocado. It's like eating snot. Somebody else's snot.

I am thankful to hate the presence of family that tolerates my presence.

Fucking "modernized" everything that don't really add any value and are just gimmick.

All the city streets are filled with bright LEDs and digital billboards, and it just fucking hurts my eyes, man.

Not only that, all cars and houses now also got that blueish LEDs too. I mean, for fuck sake, have you heard of warm daylight (3000k) LEDs!?!?

Everything, in general.

If I could give the cosmos a good wallop I would, horribly monstrous thing that it is.

Phil Collins.

Most people. People are the worst.

I hate watching a youtube video where they bleep the cursing instead of muting it. Those high-pitch bleeps hurt my ears.

According to Ozzy Man Reviews, if you don't curse within the first 8 seconds the video doesn't get demonitized.

Chards. When people replace spinach by card.

If I listed the things I hate, we'd be here all day

White conservatives and anyone who is related to them that has the nerve to ask for leniency for "their" family members.

Just learned about aspic and now I hate that I wanna try it

That new wicked movie. It’s so bad.

Taking a piss after chopping habaneros.

I hate these newer road signs that are a sickly green color instead of the traditional yellow.

Bob Jones III is outliving a lot of genuinely good people.

I hate that I know people in my country who willingly live in the Untied States part time. Are they not deeply ashamed?

Other than cancer nothing else really. Not even the people who use the word "hate" when they mean "dislike".

You think it's sad
Well that's too bad
'Cause I'm havin'
A ball hatin'
Every little thing about you! ha-ha!

Circles

Loneliness. Lima beans. The smell of weed.

fat

I hate Luigi Mangione. I hate that there was only one of them. With how hard workers are being fucked, my entire country should be fighting back against these billionaire parasites...

Simple non-inflammatory option?

People who litter.

I can't remember the last time I've been outside and not seen plastic, cartons and dumped household items that had been tossed aside. This includes hiking and other activities away from cities.

I hate hate haters

Cars

Just people in general who are unaware of how their actions affect others negatively, in any and all aspects of life. Especially when out in public, of course. At the grocery store, at the mall, in the parking lot, while driving, when talking, when online, every goddamn thing.

There are countless small things that are simple to avoid yet cause significant inconvenience to others. Or on the flip side, simple things to do, that would mean very much to another person.

Just think about your surroundings, treat everyone with kindness, respect, and give them the benefit of the doubt. Be welcoming. That's what makes/would make the world go around, and a nice place to live in.

But people live in their goddamn individualism bubbles and are completely oblivious. Sometimes people will be walking towards me in the street, perhaps two or three people side by side. And they'll fucking walk straight at me and I'll have to literally stop in my tracks to avoid colliding with them. Literally a few feet apart will they realize we will collide unless they change their trajectory. Mind you they won't apologize or realize they inconvenienced me. No. No, they'll just realize that they need to swerve unless they want to collide. And I know they see me from afar, because sometimes we'll even have eye contact and shit. Idiots.

People, man. Why it gotta be this way. 🤌