leaves the girls belted in
If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.
How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number
10 months ago by Mickey7 to c/lemmyshitpost
leaves the girls belted in
If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.
Sometimes you get tired!
Only a complete masochist
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20
My life progression so far.
Depends on if I had sex or not. I'm not putting them back on after, but I also don't really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.
18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
But with your socks still on, right?
Right?
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don't know how we learn this. But it's just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
20 lol
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have "emergency blanket" under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.
Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.
So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen
More blankets don't help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn't freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.
Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.
Same. Depends on the weather.
10 is unhinged
You gotta let it get some air
20 unless it's really cold
Just pile more blankets on
Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.
20
Stop denying yourselves over shame.
3
Nah this is accurate.
This has been changed since the original (someone else linked). 8 should be 7 and 7 should have 17. Eight looks like an adult diaper.
Take it easy there, Satan
Nice try, FBI.
20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.
I think Jesus slept more like a T
18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.
Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics
It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.
Now it's 17.
😳
Bro noo...
3 is also valid when it's cold
Where's the option for whatever I'm wearing during the day?
5ish?
I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?

20
it's a natural 20
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
Depends. I shower before bed most nights and 20 if I have (I also moisturise my heels so wear socks) but 4 if I haven't and 19 if I haven't and its a super hot night.
Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.
Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?
Where would you like it to go? This is a safe space.
I'm surprised to see so few of us actually. Thought this was more common.
20, if I can. 1, when it's chilly.
1,2 or 17 depending on the time of year and whether my gf is with me
Mine isn't on here. Two pairs of pants, a hoodie, and possibly a hat. I like to be burning hot at night and I am scared of heated blankets. (Cause they sometimes catch on fire)
1, 5 or 20 depending on temps
My combo is missing - would be like 1 but long sleeves
Summertime 20
Risky click of the day.
Do it, folks, click it. CLICK!
I'm sorry the internet has instilled link-clicking fear into you. I do not post risky links. I am not a wild person.
The hesitation was slight and my comment was mainly for fun.
Do you live in South Park lol
11 is wild. Personally though I just wear my glasses and nothing else to sleep
10 is highly illegal
1 winter, 2 summer got kid
2,17,20
I assumed they were booty shorts lol
#1, usually.
2-3, sometimes 17-18
It's a pretty old image. For example, see this iFunny post from 2020. Maybe the artist really liked drawing bras and overlooked some things when copy-pasting the bottoms. Or another poster later wanted to add representation of their undershirt/diaper combo at 8.
3 9 19 depending on the weather? Does everybody else stay consistent due to climate control?
Stay 20 and layer appropriately
Yes! But the good thing about these stitched together cloths is they follow me to the bathroom
68
Hate 67. Been too long for the other.
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Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
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