THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

--Rule of Acquisition #76

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.

Temba, his sausage wide.

There's sausage in that nebula

alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram

With the first link, the sausage is forged.

My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...

SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!

"Captain's sausage, supplemental."

Janeway:

Sausage. Black.

Shaka, when the sausage fell.

To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.

Make it sausage.

SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE

Shut up, sausage.

To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.

I’m a surgeon, not a sausage!

Sausage. Hot.

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.

I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

It's been a long sausage

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

especially the sausage

Troi:

I never met a sausage I didn't like.

It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.

21st Rule of Acquisition: Never place friendship above sausage.

Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏

Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"

"He's sausage, Jim."

PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a machinesausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too are machinessausages, just machinessausages of a different type.

Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"

Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"

Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"

Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"

Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"

Wesley: "I always get a sausage"

Hugh : "We are sausage"

Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"

Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"

Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"

Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"

Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"

Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."

Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"

Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."

Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"

Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"

Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"

Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"

Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"

Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.

You have been, and always shall be my sausage.

Sausage me up Scotty

We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.

Sausage down to 60%.

There are FOUR sausages!

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage

Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!

Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!

Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!

Resistance is sausage.

You have the sausage, number one.

You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today

The line must be drawn! This sausage, no further!

Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.

Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.

Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.

Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.

Please state the nature of the sausage emergency.

Today is a good day to sausage

We are sausage.

Resistence is futile.

Captain! Our ship can't take much more sausage!

You may test that sausage at your convenience.

Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?

Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?

Make it sausage.

Hello computer?

Just use the sausage.

Sausage. How quaint.

Computer... Sausage... Hot.

THERE! ARE! FOUR! SAUSAGES!

Live long, and sausage.

Sausage long and prosper.

What does God need with a sausage?

"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."

We are stuck in a sausage loop!

*You mean we could have seen this sausage a dozen times already?

A dozen, a hundred, it's sausage to tell.

I am programmed in multiple sausages

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet... buried alive.

We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.

Today is a good day to sausage.

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?

The sausage manoeuvre.

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.

Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."

Make it sausage 🌭

Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!

Shaka, his eyes sausage!

It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.

Picard:

Sausage at will.

Will:

Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4

Fire sausage torpedos!

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

"Raise the sausages."

Peace and long sausage

I’m Worf, sausage of Mog

I fear no sausage.

His soul was the most sausage.
His sausage was the most human.

it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.

Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?

Sausage.

Picard: “I have a sausage.” Crusher: “A sausage? That’s practically unknown in the 24th century.”

5 to beam up. Sausagize

Infinite sausage in infinite combinations.

Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a sausage!

Everything is sausage if you work hard enough.

The truth of the matter is, we are all sausage.

Every day we are faced with new sausages. It is how we respond that matters.

Galloping around the sausage is a game for the young.

A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river. The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me, and I'll drown." The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown." So the fox thought about it, finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back, and the fox began to swim, but halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too." "I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my sausage."

What does God need with a sausage?

"I am fully sausage."
(programmed in multiple techniques, a variety of sausage)

You broke your little sausage.

Ready the sausage torpedos!

I'm a sausage, not a brick-layer.

Shut up, sausage!

Scotty: What is it?

Data: It is...hmm... It is... It is sausage.

A bit later...

Scotty: I don't know what it is exactly but I'd be real careful it's real...

Picard: Aldeberan Sausage. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?

Kinda want to take an entire script now and replace one word throughout and see what hilarity comes out.

Picturing "Spock's Brain" > "Spock's Sausage "

Good sausage. Nice house.

Pain is a thing of the mind. The sausage can be controlled.

Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.

Either

These are the sausages of the starship Enterprise.

Or also from the opening

To boldly go where no sausage has gone before.

We are sausage, resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile. You will be sausage.

Engage, sausage factor 9.

The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA

THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA

..to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.

Night! bird Sausage!

The truth: that I believe in you. That if anybody deserves a second sausage, it's Jim Kirk.

“If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with sausages to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.”

What the hell are we going to sausage now?

Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

We are SAUSAGE. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.

Is this man sausage, Dr?

Very sausage, Mr Spock.

Sausage when the walls fell

I'm Sausage Functional

Resistance is sausage.

Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We're going in.

The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They're in attack formation!!

Fire all sausages!!

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Sausage...sterilise

Tuvix was a sausage accident.
(Bonus last words of Tuvix: "Sausage want to live.")

"I think you're about to go where every sausage has gone before." -Susan Ivanova

Oh. wait. this is trek quotes.... ah well.

Q: "Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?"

Did I do it right?

Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise Sausage.

Reverse the sausage polarity!

Survival Sausage is insufficient.

"You know they say sausage is the fire in which we burn. Right now, my sausage is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know you understand."

There can be no sausage so long as laws are absolute.

Increase speed to sausage factor 9.

Sausage long and prosper.

Peace and long sausage.

"Sausage me up Scotty"

Data:

My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from sausage surges.

It would be possible for you to remove my sausage unit and take it with you.

Borg Queen:

Your android sausage is capable of so much more.

Data again:

I am unlike any sausage you have encountered before.

The sausage stored in my neural net cannot be forcibly removed.

Also Data:

So... if you put funny sausage in your mouth and jump around like an idiot... that is considered funny!

This is just a thing... and things can be replaced. Sausage cannot.

I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my sausage.

Sausage Jesus!

Turbo sausage.